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- Come here.
- 2
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- Stay in line, Rex. - Sorry, Nelson.
- 3
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- I have to show His Majesty something very important.
- 4
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- Hey! - Be careful, Philip.
- 5
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- Rexy, what a belly.
- 6
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- Over there.
- 7
- 00:06:08,417 --> 00:06:10,500
- Little pus.
- 8
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- What a terrible villain.
- 9
- 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:16,667
- Ever learn good manners?
- 10
- 00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:25,958
- What can I do about it? That happens if you are the top dog.
- 11
- 00:06:26,042 --> 00:06:28,833
- Rex, you are incorrigible.
- 12
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- In my time it was not enough to caress, to be the top dog.
- 13
- 00:06:33,333 --> 00:06:35,292
- Really, Nelson?
- 14
- 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:39,292
- I already told you about when I discovered a fire at Windsor Castle
- 15
- 00:06:39,375 --> 00:06:42,125
- and I saved the royal family?
- 16
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- Only 300 times.
- 17
- 00:06:46,292 --> 00:06:49,208
- A selfless act of courage.
- 18
- 00:06:49,292 --> 00:06:51,750
- That is what being a top dog means.
- 19
- 00:06:51,833 --> 00:06:55,000
- We all know that you are a hero, Nelson,
- 20
- 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:58,250
- but could you ever do this?
- 21
- 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:06,458
- What an unheard of and irresistible dog.
- 22
- 00:07:06,542 --> 00:07:07,625
- I do what i can.
- 23
- 00:07:07,708 --> 00:07:10,750
- Today's dogs! You do not appreciate the happiness that you have.
- 24
- 00:07:10,833 --> 00:07:16,458
- I am so popular that Her Majesty had my photo put on a mug.
- 25
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- On front pages. - To key chains.
- 26
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- Cards. - Balls.
- 27
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- Flip flops. - Underwear.
- 28
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- Soap, hats, umbrellas.
- 29
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- Brushes in the bathroom.
- 30
- 00:07:26,542 --> 00:07:31,333
- And best of all, on the royal train.
- 31
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- Really remarkable.
- 32
- 00:07:35,708 --> 00:07:38,792
- Guys, get ready. We visit a state visit.
- 33
- 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,833
- Have you had cognac again, Margaret?
- 34
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- No absolutely not.
- 35
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- See, it's the president of the United States.
- 36
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- Let's go.
- 37
- 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:50,292
- Wait, we haven't been called yet.
- 38
- 00:07:50,375 --> 00:07:53,333
- If you are the top dog, you know you are needed.
- 39
- 00:07:53,417 --> 00:07:56,125
- Maybe we should all go.
- 40
- 00:08:08,875 --> 00:08:11,333
- Call for the royal corgis.
- 41
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- Let the royal corgis come.
- 42
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- The royal corgis ...
- 43
- 00:08:16,542 --> 00:08:18,542
- The last one that appears is a fool.
- 44
- 00:08:23,125 --> 00:08:25,042
- Can someone give me a hand.
- 45
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- You already have one!
- 46
- 00:08:27,292 --> 00:08:29,125
- I am coming!
- 47
- 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:31,292
- Bite the dust, Rex!
- 48
- 00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:42,917
- Show some ways.
- 49
- 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,542
- Out of the way! Ladies First.
- 50
- 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000
- Do not look at me. - Not my fault.
- 51
- 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:01,292
- We are not. - They are.
- 52
- 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,042
- Here we are.
- 53
- 00:09:04,125 --> 00:09:07,042
- What a pleasure to see you, Mr. President.
- 54
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- It really is a wonderful house, Liz.
- 55
- 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:13,625
- Yes, it's so ... How do you say it? Discrete.
- 56
- 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:16,833
- Man, that corgi is ... ugly.
- 57
- 00:09:16,917 --> 00:09:19,125
- I already saw nicer behind.
- 58
- 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:22,083
- I feel sorry for the person who ends up with that creature.
- 59
- 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:24,625
- You are not an oil painting yourself, Nelson.
- 60
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- It is an honor to meet you, ma'am. A royal selfie. Say "cheese."
- 61
- 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:35,833
- And who is that beautiful doll?
- 62
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- She is the First Lady, ma'am. - No, I meant the ...
- 63
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- This is our beautiful little dog, Mitzy, Your Majesty.
- 64
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- He is from the great state of Texas.
- 65
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- She is delicious. - We're looking for a partner for her.
- 66
- 00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:56,667
- The only problem is finding the right dog. We only want the best.
- 67
- 00:09:57,375 --> 00:10:00,250
- Maybe she likes one of mine.
- 68
- 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:04,042
- Linking can help strengthen our "special relationship".
- 69
- 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,500
- What a great idea!
- 70
- 00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:09,000
- Come on, Mitzy. Grab a puppy!
- 71
- 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:10,667
- Let's see how it goes.
- 72
- 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:13,625
- And what do we have here?
- 73
- 00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:16,958
- He is very old. She is a girl.
- 74
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- Very annoying. - Excuse me?
- 75
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- Nice and cute.
- 76
- 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:31,042
- Perfect. - I think she has an eye on this one.
- 77
- 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:35,000
- Rexy, you are lucky. We found you a girlfriend.
- 78
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- A girlfriend? - Take me, my wild stallion.
- 79
- 00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:43,792
- Can't we do a re-evaluation? Charlie, help.
- 80
- 00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:48,042
- What can I say? It seems that you are the chosen one.
- 81
- 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:52,750
- I do like a royal wedding.
- 82
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- I don't want to get saddled with her. She's so ...
- 83
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- Terrifying?
- 84
- 00:10:59,042 --> 00:11:00,708
- Exactly, Charlie.
- 85
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- Ouch! Careful, that hurts.
- 86
- 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:09,125
- # Here comes the bride Here she extends #
- 87
- 00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:14,375
- What if I say it doesn't interest me? - I don't think she wants to be rejected.
- 88
- 00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:16,708
- There must be a solution.
- 89
- 00:11:17,542 --> 00:11:19,583
- Now you're not that arrogant, are you?
- 90
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- Come on, Rex. Your lady is waiting.
- 91
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- Help.
- 92
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- The top dog.
- 93
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- Dad has a very important dinner with Her Elisabetheid,
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- so be a good girl, okay.
- 95
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- If this little dog makes you upset, come to Daddy. Okay, princess?
- 96
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- We have to go, Donald.
- 97
- 00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:59,250
- Let's leave the lovebirds alone to get acquainted.
- 98
- 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:07,417
- Please, Your Majesty. Please!
- 99
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- Majesty! Please! - Hey!
- 100
- 00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:16,417
- Hey, little boy, don't complain.
- 101
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- Shall we take a walk?
- 102
- 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,667
- I already did that today.
- 103
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- What are you waiting for? Come to me.
- 104
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- Maybe another time. We view the agenda.
- 105
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- Someone is helping me! Let me, I really have to go pee!
- 106
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- Mayday, mayday, we have a problem.
- 107
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- Calm down, little dog. - Leave me alone.
- 108
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- Mitzy will take care of you, honey.
- 109
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- I'm sorry, I had no other choice.
- 110
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- You want to play it hard, don't you? I like that.
- 111
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- What's wrong with you, don't you understand?
- 112
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- The "N" and the ...
- 113
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- Majesty! Let me out of here!
- 114
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- Cookie, you only live once.
- 115
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- Your Majesty, help!
- 116
- 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:10,833
- It's time to grab you. - What?
- 117
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- You!
- 118
- 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,583
- Prepare your lips, cowboy!
- 119
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- Help!
- 120
- 00:13:18,292 --> 00:13:20,958
- Majesty! Please come back!
- 121
- 00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:25,333
- I agree, I will let my people talk to yours
- 122
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- and you let yours talk to mine
- 123
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- and my people will tell you to disappear.
- 124
- 00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:35,125
- I hope you are ready for the first kiss. I certainly do.
- 125
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- Oh my God.
- 126
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- What, don't you like me?
- 127
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- Why do you think ...
- 128
- 00:13:42,792 --> 00:13:43,958
- ... something like that?
- 129
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- You choose the hard game, don't you? You can run, but you can't hide.
- 130
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- Bet?
- 131
- 00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:51,292
- And well, let's play.
- 132
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- I'm coming, sweet cookie.
- 133
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- Wow!
- 134
- 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,792
- I didn't know the British love for gadgets.
- 135
- 00:14:01,292 --> 00:14:05,917
- View things from a different perspective: we will be the link of the century.
- 136
- 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,833
- In short, we can bring two really very powerful brands together.
- 137
- 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,417
- It will be something huge.
- 138
- 00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:16,292
- I like to play hide and seek. We are made for each other.
- 139
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- Rexy, puppy, where are you?
- 140
- 00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:23,125
- It's getting warmer here. I can feel it.
- 141
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- I would say in every respect.
- 142
- 00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:27,792
- And you must be the top dog?
- 143
- 00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:31,958
- You hide like a little kitty. Meow, meow.
- 144
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- Found it!
- 145
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- Bye!
- 146
- 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:59,375
- Royal selfie! Say "cheese"!
- 147
- 00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,833
- Let me out!
- 148
- 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:07,000
- Do you want to play it that way?
- 149
- 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,375
- Wild horses can do everything I come from.
- 150
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- Hold on. The dance begins!
- 151
- 00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:31,542
- You are not bad,
- 152
- 00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:34,715
- but let's see if you can fly, my lovebird.
- 153
- 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:12,167
- What qualities did the president attract you to?
- 154
- 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:17,542
- I would say his thick hair and big hands that are not bad at all.
- 155
- 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,833
- Dinner is served.
- 156
- 00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:24,292
- I pass. I hate raw meat. - You call this British humor, don't you?
- 157
- 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:26,583
- Sorry madam...
- 158
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- Foot play, huh? - Excuse me?
- 159
- 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:41,875
- Tell me, Mr. President, what do you think about English food?
- 160
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- Really amazing.
- 161
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- Mr. President!
- 162
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- I'm afraid this is yours, Your Majesty.
- 163
- 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,833
- This time you really got into trouble.
- 164
- 00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:21,125
- You were disobedient. Ripped in!
- 165
- 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,542
- Are you all right, Rex?
- 166
- 00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:43,708
- I don't think I'm the top dog of Her Majesty.
- 167
- 00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:47,833
- Of course you still are. Nothing will ever change that.
- 168
- 00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:49,292
- I've ruined everything.
- 169
- 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:52,583
- The president canceled his visit and returned to America.
- 170
- 00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:57,125
- I understand you don't like the situation, but what did you do to her?
- 171
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- Not her, him. - That creature is a he?
- 172
- 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,167
- No, the president.
- 173
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- The president? What happened?
- 174
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- I bit the president in his lower parts. I am the shame of the royal family.
- 175
- 00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:13,417
- Well, in that case ...
- 176
- 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,875
- Maybe I should leave.
- 177
- 00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:18,333
- Where can you go? - No idea.
- 178
- 00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:23,333
- What about the pope's house? - The pope?
- 179
- 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,250
- I think he would like to have a puppy
- 180
- 00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:29,000
- walking around Vatican City. What do you think of it, Rex
- 181
- 00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:33,292
- Do you know what, Charly? I like it!
- 182
- 00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:36,458
- Really? - Sure.
- 183
- 00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:40,708
- It can be you and me on your way in an awesome adventure.
- 184
- 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:43,250
- On to the papal palace. - When can we go?
- 185
- 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,750
- No better time than the present!
- 186
- 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,208
- Your Holiness, we are coming.
- 187
- 00:18:52,292 --> 00:18:54,125
- I'm so excited.
- 188
- 00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,833
- I can not help it.
- 189
- 00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:11,417
- Plague of a dog! Swiping my slipper.
- 190
- 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:36,917
- What are you doing? - I have an idea.
- 191
- 00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:06,667
- But what ...
- 192
- 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,042
- Sergeant!
- 193
- 00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:15,583
- We have an emergency situation! - Be careful, this is priceless!
- 194
- 00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:30,458
- We have to get those bushes. - I'm starting to change my mind, Charlie.
- 195
- 00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:35,167
- It is quite fresh outside and there is royal jelly for breakfast.
- 196
- 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:43,542
- Can't we go tomorrow?
- 197
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- Fast!
- 198
- 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,167
- Did you hear that? - What, Sergeant?
- 199
- 00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:04,250
- Must be a fox. I see nothing with this hat.
- 200
- 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,542
- Take off your collar now.
- 201
- 00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:20,917
- But the queen gave it to me when she made me a top dog.
- 202
- 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,208
- Exactly. Everyone will know who you are.
- 203
- 00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:27,333
- You don't get 5 meters away. - Good thinking.
- 204
- 00:21:27,792 --> 00:21:30,208
- The pope is going to love you, Charlie.
- 205
- 00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:32,583
- How are we going to get over that wall?
- 206
- 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:36,583
- I know a way. They did work for the cable television.
- 207
- 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,875
- Come on.
- 208
- 00:21:44,542 --> 00:21:46,625
- It's tight, but we can squeeze through it.
- 209
- 00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:50,583
- Have you done it yet? You never said you were outside.
- 210
- 00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:53,708
- Maybe once or twice. A little fun, you know.
- 211
- 00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:56,458
- You're a crazy horse, shoot the dog.
- 212
- 00:21:56,542 --> 00:22:00,208
- There are many things you don't know about me, Rex.
- 213
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- Rex, this way! Fast!
- 214
- 00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:26,958
- We're going to get caught. - Not if we keep running.
- 215
- 00:22:27,042 --> 00:22:28,667
- Quick, that way.
- 216
- 00:22:59,125 --> 00:23:03,667
- We made it! - It's amazing, we're still whole.
- 217
- 00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:06,000
- Where are we?
- 218
- 00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:08,083
- Is this Vatican City?
- 219
- 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:11,542
- No, it's St. James's Park.
- 220
- 00:23:16,083 --> 00:23:20,042
- We are being watched. Are there ghosts here?
- 221
- 00:23:20,125 --> 00:23:23,500
- No, keep walking. You must have seen geese. They are everywhere.
- 222
- 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,708
- Do you mind if I whistle? - Yes, keep quiet.
- 223
- 00:23:32,292 --> 00:23:34,042
- Quick, along here!
- 224
- 00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:43,708
- Charlie, I don't like being out of here.
- 225
- 00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:46,083
- It is frightening. - Ah, shut up, Rex.
- 226
- 00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:48,125
- Don't act like an immature puppy.
- 227
- 00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:51,375
- Charlie, I really want to go back home.
- 228
- 00:23:51,458 --> 00:23:54,158
- I know I behaved like a spoiled kid.
- 229
- 00:23:54,165 --> 00:23:56,456
- But we should never have left the palace.
- 230
- 00:23:56,467 --> 00:23:58,375
- I fear that going back is impossible.
- 231
- 00:23:58,792 --> 00:24:02,583
- The queen loves me. I know I ruined it, I know it
- 232
- 00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:05,042
- but she forgives me. I'm sure of it.
- 233
- 00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:08,167
- I'm her top dog. - Not anymore.
- 234
- 00:24:08,583 --> 00:24:10,042
- What are you talking about?
- 235
- 00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:13,542
- You had your chance, now it's my turn.
- 236
- 00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:20,750
- I was destined to be a top dog
- 237
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- until you showed up.
- 238
- 00:24:24,125 --> 00:24:26,458
- Charlie, have you gone insane?
- 239
- 00:24:27,625 --> 00:24:29,708
- I greet you, deceiver!
- 240
- 00:24:33,792 --> 00:24:36,000
- Charlie, I'm freezing!
- 241
- 00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:38,000
- I know!
- 242
- 00:24:38,667 --> 00:24:41,417
- Charlie, you betrayed me!
- 243
- 00:24:50,417 --> 00:24:52,792
- Goodbye, Mr. Top Dog.
- 244
- 00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:35,625
- Damn, this must be paradise.
- 245
- 00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:57,833
- Yes.
- 246
- 00:26:01,708 --> 00:26:04,500
- Heaven. I do as well as you do.
- 247
- 00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:08,667
- Breathing is normal and there is no damage to the internal organs.
- 248
- 00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:12,458
- My stomach kittens! You spoil me, Your Majesty.
- 249
- 00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:16,750
- Frozen places there. It seems fine.
- 250
- 00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:21,083
- A suppository to strengthen the immune system and he will be fine.
- 251
- 00:26:21,167 --> 00:26:24,792
- Yes, give me the full treatment.
- 252
- 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,083
- You have just exceeded the limit.
- 253
- 00:26:27,167 --> 00:26:31,167
- Well, you are in perfect condition. - You are not Her Majesty.
- 254
- 00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:34,083
- No collar, no chip. He will be a wanderer.
- 255
- 00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:37,583
- I am lucky to have found you.
- 256
- 00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:42,708
- Let's see if we can find a place for you. The kennel is full.
- 257
- 00:26:46,625 --> 00:26:49,958
- Good morning, Ginger, do you have room for a guest?
- 258
- 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:52,333
- A corgi?
- 259
- 00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:57,000
- You don't see that often. - I wonder what happened to him.
- 260
- 00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:58,083
- Who knows?
- 261
- 00:26:58,167 --> 00:27:01,542
- There are many owners today who are irresponsible.
- 262
- 00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:03,250
- This is absolutely true.
- 263
- 00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:05,208
- Well, I have to go now.
- 264
- 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,083
- See you later.
- 265
- 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,667
- You look familiar. Have you been here before?
- 266
- 00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:15,292
- Maybe not.
- 267
- 00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:19,458
- We are looking for a good roommate. One that has been here a bit longer.
- 268
- 00:27:21,458 --> 00:27:23,500
- I don't know what you have in mind
- 269
- 00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:26,833
- but you must take me straight to the palace, my good man,
- 270
- 00:27:26,917 --> 00:27:30,167
- before my disappearance appears in the national newspapers.
- 271
- 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:34,917
- I also have to settle a bill with that filthy Charlie.
- 272
- 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:36,833
- Okay, come on.
- 273
- 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:42,000
- Where are we going? The exit is the other way.
- 274
- 00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:52,958
- Who is that cute puppy?
- 275
- 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,700
- Here we are, little one.
- 276
- 00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:02,919
- Take me back home, my good man, or you can say goodbye to knighthood.
- 277
- 00:28:02,925 --> 00:28:04,917
- Jack and the boss will take care of you.
- 278
- 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,417
- I don't belong in a cage, I am the queen's corgi.
- 279
- 00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:11,292
- It is dognapping. When the queen finds out,
- 280
- 00:28:11,667 --> 00:28:13,083
- are you in dirty papers.
- 281
- 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:17,750
- Can it be a little less loud, yes? It is Sunday and I want to sleep.
- 282
- 00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:20,917
- Excuse me? Do you know who I am?
- 283
- 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,333
- Your head does not ring a bell. Boss?
- 284
- 00:28:25,917 --> 00:28:29,125
- He also has no idea. - For information,
- 285
- 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,958
- I am Rex, the top dog of the queen.
- 286
- 00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:36,000
- Yes? And I am Napoleon, emperor of France.
- 287
- 00:28:36,083 --> 00:28:38,917
- And he's Katniss Everdeen from the Hunger Games.
- 288
- 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,083
- Seriously, I'm from the palace. - Did you hear it?
- 289
- 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:47,417
- We have a royal visit. - You don't believe me, do you?
- 290
- 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:50,583
- You can call yourself Lady GaGa if you want, mate,
- 291
- 00:28:50,958 --> 00:28:52,875
- but not sing while i sleep. Thanks.
- 292
- 00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:55,083
- You really are a brutal street punk.
- 293
- 00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:56,542
- My name is Jack.
- 294
- 00:28:56,625 --> 00:28:59,750
- Someone has to teach you the rules of the kennel
- 295
- 00:28:59,833 --> 00:29:02,000
- and that person is me.
- 296
- 00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:08,583
- Rule one: do not wake sleeping dogs.
- 297
- 00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:11,250
- Rule two ... - Ouch!
- 298
- 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:14,208
- Keep your snout away from eating other dogs.
- 299
- 00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:19,458
- Rule three: Fight Club does not exist.
- 300
- 00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:21,625
- What is Fight Club? - What?
- 301
- 00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:23,125
- The Fight Club. What is it?
- 302
- 00:29:23,208 --> 00:29:26,417
- It does not exist. - Then why did you call it?
- 303
- 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:29,083
- Not me. - He said "Fight Club", right?
- 304
- 00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:32,625
- You see? - You are weird.
- 305
- 00:29:32,708 --> 00:29:35,042
- Rule four ... - Leave the education like that.
- 306
- 00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:38,208
- I'll be out of this hellhole in a day.
- 307
- 00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:41,708
- Rule four: newcomers sleep on the floor.
- 308
- 00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:51,542
- The breakfast, everyone.
- 309
- 00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:55,250
- The smoked herring in whiskey for you, Lady Margaret.
- 310
- 00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:58,042
- English breakfast for Nelson.
- 311
- 00:29:58,375 --> 00:30:02,083
- Charlie's cooked calves, of course.
- 312
- 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:08,667
- And the classic pizza with a layer of royal jelly for you. Rex?
- 313
- 00:30:09,042 --> 00:30:10,750
- Rex? Rex!
- 314
- 00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:13,500
- God, where is he? Rex!
- 315
- 00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:15,125
- Rex!
- 316
- 00:30:15,208 --> 00:30:17,708
- Where are you, Rex?
- 317
- 00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:26,042
- Help.
- 318
- 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:31,750
- What is it?
- 319
- 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:38,167
- I'm sorry I was a little grumpy earlier. Early in the morning too. How are you?
- 320
- 00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:40,875
- Terrible. Really bad.
- 321
- 00:30:40,958 --> 00:30:42,833
- Her Majesty should already be here.
- 322
- 00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:45,958
- I'm sure she forgave me. - Head up, mate.
- 323
- 00:30:46,042 --> 00:30:48,042
- Rule five: all dogs,
- 324
- 00:30:48,125 --> 00:30:52,583
- almost all dogs find a new home within a month.
- 325
- 00:30:52,667 --> 00:30:55,208
- A beautiful dog, like you, won't last long.
- 326
- 00:30:55,292 --> 00:30:58,792
- Today is open day for the public. Maybe you are lucky.
- 327
- 00:30:58,875 --> 00:31:01,458
- That said, many of us like it here.
- 328
- 00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:05,667
- We have nice bedrooms and three meals a day. You know, three!
- 329
- 00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:10,125
- No, I don't understand and I don't want a new home.
- 330
- 00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:15,500
- I want to go back to Buckingham Palace. - It doesn't help everyone.
- 331
- 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:19,750
- But if you really are who you say you are, how did you end up here?
- 332
- 00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:24,958
- I ruined it and was betrayed by my best friend.
- 333
- 00:31:25,042 --> 00:31:27,250
- We've heard that already, haven't we, boss?
- 334
- 00:31:29,125 --> 00:31:31,458
- He has never spoken since I have been here.
- 335
- 00:31:31,542 --> 00:31:36,042
- Is it quiet waters have deep soils, or do silent soils have deep waters?
- 336
- 00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:38,667
- He was saved by animal protection.
- 337
- 00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:43,375
- His bosses made him starve. They took his soul out of him.
- 338
- 00:31:43,458 --> 00:31:46,750
- Disgusting. - Yes, it's the destiny of us all.
- 339
- 00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:49,833
- We were all rejected by someone.
- 340
- 00:31:50,583 --> 00:31:52,917
- Open to the public. Give the best of yourself!
- 341
- 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,917
- Here we go, it's visitor time!
- 342
- 00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:05,042
- Choose me!
- 343
- 00:32:06,417 --> 00:32:08,500
- We are a family of trained dogs.
- 344
- 00:32:08,583 --> 00:32:11,875
- Gentle with children, good with cats, a parrot friend.
- 345
- 00:32:11,958 --> 00:32:13,750
- A rabbit can play with me!
- 346
- 00:32:13,833 --> 00:32:16,667
- I never pee on the couch, I promise.
- 347
- 00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:20,500
- Give us a chance!
- 348
- 00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:27,917
- Majesty!
- 349
- 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,333
- It's your top dog, Rex!
- 350
- 00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:36,333
- Is she already there? Wow! What a luck!
- 351
- 00:32:36,417 --> 00:32:41,542
- Take me back to Buckingham Palace in the Bentley, my beloved and only queen.
- 352
- 00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:48,375
- That is not a queen. - I'm not so sure about that.
- 353
- 00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:50,667
- She's never gonna come.
- 354
- 00:32:50,750 --> 00:32:54,667
- Don't choose him. He does not know the difference between "apport" and "sitting".
- 355
- 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:55,958
- And he won't go.
- 356
- 00:32:56,042 --> 00:32:57,333
- Get out of the way, Rex!
- 357
- 00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:00,917
- I think he likes me!
- 358
- 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
- Yes Yes Yes!
- 359
- 00:33:03,083 --> 00:33:06,667
- He can't take his eyes off me. Maybe it's my lucky day.
- 360
- 00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:09,083
- Today I'm leaving here!
- 361
- 00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:16,917
- Don't go, young master!
- 362
- 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,417
- This will not happen again, please. I'm a good dog.
- 363
- 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:23,292
- I only have a bladder the size of a bean.
- 364
- 00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:27,000
- I can not believe it.
- 365
- 00:33:27,083 --> 00:33:29,750
- I was so close and I ruined it.
- 366
- 00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:35,083
- You know, friend, in the end you are just like us. They don't want us.
- 367
- 00:33:35,167 --> 00:33:37,542
- I'm the queen's top dog.
- 368
- 00:33:37,625 --> 00:33:39,458
- I'm not like you at all.
- 369
- 00:33:40,792 --> 00:33:43,042
- Rexy! Come on, boy!
- 370
- 00:33:43,125 --> 00:33:46,792
- Mama will give you a lot of royal jelly. - Rex!
- 371
- 00:33:46,875 --> 00:33:49,125
- Rex! - Rex!
- 372
- 00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:52,750
- For God's sake stop that nonsense. Show yourself.
- 373
- 00:33:53,042 --> 00:33:54,292
- Rex!
- 374
- 00:33:54,792 --> 00:33:55,833
- Come here!
- 375
- 00:33:56,542 --> 00:33:58,542
- Come on, boy. - Rex!
- 376
- 00:33:58,792 --> 00:34:00,667
- Rex!
- 377
- 00:34:01,917 --> 00:34:04,042
- Unfortunately nothing found, Majesty.
- 378
- 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:06,667
- Keep searching. He can't be far away.
- 379
- 00:34:06,958 --> 00:34:08,750
- Here we go again.
- 380
- 00:34:08,833 --> 00:34:13,250
- That vagabond is probably after a rabbit somewhere in the park.
- 381
- 00:34:14,375 --> 00:34:17,292
- Forget Rex anyway. It is almost lunch time and I am hungry.
- 382
- 00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:18,833
- Rex!
- 383
- 00:34:19,167 --> 00:34:23,500
- Rex, where are you? Where are you, Rex? Where are you?
- 384
- 00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:38,167
- Charlie, what did you find?
- 385
- 00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:42,417
- Rex his golden collar!
- 386
- 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:44,250
- No!
- 387
- 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,458
- He was eaten ...
- 388
- 00:34:47,375 --> 00:34:49,042
- ... foxes.
- 389
- 00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:52,833
- Damn vermin! I'm taking my gun!
- 390
- 00:34:52,917 --> 00:34:55,167
- It's too late, Philip.
- 391
- 00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:56,875
- He is dead.
- 392
- 00:34:58,917 --> 00:35:00,667
- Poor Charlie.
- 393
- 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:03,375
- Rex was your best friend.
- 394
- 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,125
- Who is that?
- 395
- 00:35:22,625 --> 00:35:25,917
- That big guy is Bernard, the Saint Bernard.
- 396
- 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,583
- He was one of the most talented actors in the country.
- 397
- 00:35:28,667 --> 00:35:32,208
- His career went well, but then he had a stomach problem.
- 398
- 00:35:32,292 --> 00:35:34,750
- No, I meant him.
- 399
- 00:35:36,042 --> 00:35:37,833
- He is already.
- 400
- 00:35:37,917 --> 00:35:40,625
- He was the best drug dog at Heathrow Airport.
- 401
- 00:35:40,875 --> 00:35:42,333
- Then he exaggerated a bit.
- 402
- 00:35:45,833 --> 00:35:47,125
- Do you understand me, yes?
- 403
- 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:50,708
- No, I was talking about him. What is happening?
- 404
- 00:35:51,292 --> 00:35:54,000
- Sit back and watch.
- 405
- 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,667
- What's going on here?
- 406
- 00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:38,417
- Follow me. - He's fantastic.
- 407
- 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:43,375
- But if going out is so easy, why don't you just walk away?
- 408
- 00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:47,625
- England in the winter? You freeze outside, mate.
- 409
- 00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:49,583
- I'm not afraid of a little cold.
- 410
- 00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:53,000
- Go ahead then. The exit is there.
- 411
- 00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:56,917
- I hope you know the way around the city, it's a big and dangerous place.
- 412
- 00:36:57,833 --> 00:37:00,042
- The queen will come, I am sure.
- 413
- 00:37:01,208 --> 00:37:02,750
- Where are you going, Jack?
- 414
- 00:37:02,833 --> 00:37:04,208
- To the Fight Club.
- 415
- 00:37:04,292 --> 00:37:06,208
- I thought there was no Fight Club.
- 416
- 00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:08,417
- Wait for me, Jack!
- 417
- 00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:37,292
- Welcome. It will be another night for the Fight Club,
- 418
- 00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:41,542
- the largest illegal theater for immigrants in the city of London,
- 419
- 00:37:42,542 --> 00:37:47,875
- where only the brave die young and the strong survive.
- 420
- 00:37:49,208 --> 00:37:51,500
- Get ready for the first round.
- 421
- 00:37:51,583 --> 00:37:54,875
- Tonight will be a great competition for you.
- 422
- 00:37:55,167 --> 00:37:56,583
- Who is that "muscle bundle"?
- 423
- 00:37:56,667 --> 00:37:59,083
- Tyson, a pit bull terrier.
- 424
- 00:37:59,167 --> 00:38:02,625
- It was a champion fighting dog until he was left behind.
- 425
- 00:38:02,708 --> 00:38:05,917
- Rule six: never step on Tyson's toes.
- 426
- 00:38:07,917 --> 00:38:09,833
- The program for tonight.
- 427
- 00:38:09,917 --> 00:38:13,583
- Boxer, the boxer, is in the red corner.
- 428
- 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,708
- He will face a rebel,
- 429
- 00:38:21,792 --> 00:38:23,958
- the doberman cross.
- 430
- 00:38:25,958 --> 00:38:30,083
- Bidding on Boxer is two to one. I do not accept lower bets.
- 431
- 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,333
- Here we do what Tyson says. He is the top dog here.
- 432
- 00:38:35,417 --> 00:38:38,958
- Hey, boss, when are you going out on the field to fight?
- 433
- 00:38:39,042 --> 00:38:40,833
- A big dog like you!
- 434
- 00:38:43,042 --> 00:38:46,875
- But first the supporting program.
- 435
- 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:51,167
- Applause for the vain, wandering Wanda!
- 436
- 00:39:05,167 --> 00:39:06,708
- Hello, big boy.
- 437
- 00:39:28,875 --> 00:39:33,000
- Forget it, she's Tyson's girlfriend. - Just because she hasn't met me yet,
- 438
- 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:39,500
- My dear boy.
- 439
- 00:39:53,542 --> 00:39:55,667
- Rex, you are drooling.
- 440
- 00:39:59,125 --> 00:40:00,708
- Enough!
- 441
- 00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:06,333
- Calm down, doggies. The betting is closed.
- 442
- 00:40:06,417 --> 00:40:09,125
- Are you ready, Boxer? Rebel?
- 443
- 00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:12,500
- That the battle begins.
- 444
- 00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:19,250
- I can't watch.
- 445
- 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:22,025
- It is terrible. # How to finish my dog? "
- 446
- 00:40:22,108 --> 00:40:25,542
- It is absolutely awful to imagine what the foxes did to him.
- 447
- 00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:28,125
- We have to give him a worthy burial.
- 448
- 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:31,917
- I fear there is nothing left to be buried.
- 449
- 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,858
- It doesn't matter, I would do the same for you, Philip.
- 450
- 00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:38,792
- Pretty reassuring.
- 451
- 00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:43,958
- I wonder how he ended up in that state. - I do not know.
- 452
- 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:46,583
- Shared a cage with a Chihuahua.
- 453
- 00:40:49,083 --> 00:40:52,458
- You're up early, Rex. - I've been awake for hours.
- 454
- 00:40:52,542 --> 00:40:55,083
- I was thinking about last night. - You'll get used to it.
- 455
- 00:40:55,167 --> 00:40:58,250
- The fights aren't that bad. - I'm not talking about the fights.
- 456
- 00:40:58,583 --> 00:41:02,458
- I thought about Wanda. She is hot. - Do you want my advice?
- 457
- 00:41:02,542 --> 00:41:04,000
- Forget her.
- 458
- 00:41:04,083 --> 00:41:08,042
- I would like to, but she has me on the hook and brings me in.
- 459
- 00:41:08,125 --> 00:41:10,250
- You have no chance, mate.
- 460
- 00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:12,333
- On the contrary, my friend.
- 461
- 00:41:12,417 --> 00:41:16,292
- No woman can resist a fine breeding line.
- 462
- 00:41:17,917 --> 00:41:20,583
- The breakfast! Breakfast is served, boys.
- 463
- 00:41:21,583 --> 00:41:23,625
- Breakfast is ready.
- 464
- 00:41:31,333 --> 00:41:33,983
- Do not look at me like that. I tried to tell him.
- 465
- 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:47,708
- I know, he's insane.
- 466
- 00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:52,083
- Miss Wanda, may I introduce myself.
- 467
- 00:41:52,167 --> 00:41:56,000
- My name is Rex and I am a corgi of the noblest origin.
- 468
- 00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:59,208
- Yes? - Forgive my inadequate ways,
- 469
- 00:41:59,292 --> 00:42:03,333
- but I must confess that I am seduced by your beautiful dog charm.
- 470
- 00:42:03,417 --> 00:42:05,750
- Why do I always get the crazy boilers?
- 471
- 00:42:05,755 --> 00:42:08,715
- Maybe we can get to know each other during breakfast.
- 472
- 00:42:08,722 --> 00:42:10,822
- I wouldn't touch that if I were you.
- 473
- 00:42:12,042 --> 00:42:14,333
- Certainly not worthy of a Michelin star,
- 474
- 00:42:14,417 --> 00:42:16,750
- but to get to know each other it is acceptable.
- 475
- 00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:19,500
- He is dead.
- 476
- 00:42:19,583 --> 00:42:22,542
- If Tyson sees you eating from his bowl, you die.
- 477
- 00:42:22,625 --> 00:42:24,708
- Come on, my dear. He will bend over
- 478
- 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:28,042
- as soon as he knows that I am the top dog of the queen.
- 479
- 00:42:28,125 --> 00:42:31,250
- You're really crazy, aren't you? - It's all because of you, darling.
- 480
- 00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:35,875
- Sooner or later I will leave this house and take you.
- 481
- 00:42:37,167 --> 00:42:39,833
- Excuse me, I'm talking to a lady.
- 482
- 00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:42,167
- No, you are disturbed, curious!
- 483
- 00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:44,875
- Where was I? Of course!
- 484
- 00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:47,875
- I'm taking you to a life
- 485
- 00:42:47,958 --> 00:42:52,208
- with velvet cushions and footmen serving royal pudding.
- 486
- 00:42:53,542 --> 00:42:56,917
- Hang on, bully, or I'll give you a good lesson.
- 487
- 00:42:57,708 --> 00:42:58,917
- No!
- 488
- 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,750
- Tyson, don't hurt him. And a little dog, a little crazy.
- 489
- 00:43:04,792 --> 00:43:08,208
- This is not a dog, he is a kid.
- 490
- 00:43:11,042 --> 00:43:12,167
- Yes.
- 491
- 00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:19,167
- I told you not to bother with stray dogs, Rex.
- 492
- 00:43:19,250 --> 00:43:21,417
- Especially if they go with Tyson.
- 493
- 00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:24,625
- You all saw what happened, Wanda took my defense.
- 494
- 00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:27,250
- More or less.
- 495
- 00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:29,750
- Listen, Rex, you must forget about her.
- 496
- 00:43:30,167 --> 00:43:33,292
- She is really hot, but you are only getting yourself into trouble.
- 497
- 00:43:33,875 --> 00:43:37,292
- Where did it go wrong? I gave her my best sentences.
- 498
- 00:43:37,375 --> 00:43:39,250
- Get it out of your head, dude.
- 499
- 00:43:41,333 --> 00:43:44,833
- If you ever plan to do it again, remember one thing.
- 500
- 00:43:44,917 --> 00:43:48,250
- We don't know you. - I understand.
- 501
- 00:43:59,125 --> 00:44:01,458
- Thank you very much, but I don't drink coffee.
- 502
- 00:44:02,792 --> 00:44:06,083
- Rex, top queen dog.
- 503
- 00:44:06,167 --> 00:44:07,983
- He certainly spoke the truth.
- 504
- 00:44:07,989 --> 00:44:09,185
- Hey you!
- 505
- 00:44:09,195 --> 00:44:11,881
- We're going better. Tyson is never far away.
- 506
- 00:44:12,375 --> 00:44:15,375
- Good luck, Rex. Put your best foot forward.
- 507
- 00:44:15,458 --> 00:44:18,417
- I'm already afraid of that. - Go away, losers!
- 508
- 00:44:18,750 --> 00:44:22,000
- Not you, Your Royal Highness.
- 509
- 00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:24,792
- Excuse me? - Sorry for earlier.
- 510
- 00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:28,792
- Tyson is very jealous. - He almost broke my back.
- 511
- 00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:30,083
- No!
- 512
- 00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:32,875
- True? Here? - A little further down.
- 513
- 00:44:32,958 --> 00:44:34,125
- Here? - Yes.
- 514
- 00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:37,333
- And what about here? - You have the place!
- 515
- 00:44:37,417 --> 00:44:39,958
- You know, I find you very attractive, Rex.
- 516
- 00:44:40,042 --> 00:44:42,833
- You have a noble attitude,
- 517
- 00:44:43,167 --> 00:44:45,875
- strong teeth,
- 518
- 00:44:46,542 --> 00:44:49,833
- cuddly belly - I try to take care of myself.
- 519
- 00:44:49,917 --> 00:44:53,208
- A girl would love you.
- 520
- 00:44:53,292 --> 00:44:55,917
- Really? - Is not it clear?
- 521
- 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,208
- I have loved you since the first moment I saw you.
- 522
- 00:44:59,292 --> 00:45:02,708
- At the Fight Club? - Right. You were on the right.
- 523
- 00:45:02,792 --> 00:45:04,375
- To the left. - All right.
- 524
- 00:45:04,458 --> 00:45:06,167
- Your left side.
- 525
- 00:45:06,250 --> 00:45:08,167
- I couldn't take my eyes off you.
- 526
- 00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:10,333
- You are the dog of my dreams, Rex.
- 527
- 00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:13,792
- You entered my life and you turned it upside down.
- 528
- 00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:17,125
- That's what you did with me, Wanda. Literally.
- 529
- 00:45:17,208 --> 00:45:20,333
- Is Buckingham Palace still valid?
- 530
- 00:45:20,417 --> 00:45:22,167
- For you, Wanda, everything.
- 531
- 00:45:23,708 --> 00:45:25,458
- You made me so happy.
- 532
- 00:45:25,542 --> 00:45:27,317
- I want to tell the whole world!
- 533
- 00:45:27,327 --> 00:45:31,052
- No, it's better not to do that. You know what Tyson is like. Rex?
- 534
- 00:45:31,708 --> 00:45:34,042
- Rex! - Go for it, boys.
- 535
- 00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:48,042
- What if Tyson sees us?
- 536
- 00:45:54,083 --> 00:45:56,000
- Do you want to dance, my lady?
- 537
- 00:45:56,083 --> 00:45:57,625
- I'd rather not do that.
- 538
- 00:46:08,708 --> 00:46:11,875
- Wanda, we are meant to be together.
- 539
- 00:46:11,958 --> 00:46:13,542
- Really?
- 540
- 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:26,958
- Do you want to get married in St. Paul's Cathedral or Westminster Abbey?
- 541
- 00:46:27,542 --> 00:46:30,333
- I told you to stay away from my wife.
- 542
- 00:46:30,417 --> 00:46:31,875
- And I told you to screw up.
- 543
- 00:46:31,958 --> 00:46:34,458
- I'm not done here yet.
- 544
- 00:46:34,542 --> 00:46:36,542
- Help me, help!
- 545
- 00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:03,667
- Idiot.
- 546
- 00:47:04,875 --> 00:47:08,542
- With that you have just joined the Fight Club.
- 547
- 00:47:20,833 --> 00:47:22,333
- Dear Rexy ...
- 548
- 00:47:23,292 --> 00:47:27,792
- gone forever. - A bit happier, lady.
- 549
- 00:47:27,875 --> 00:47:30,125
- It was just an instigator ...
- 550
- 00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:31,958
- Shut up, Philip.
- 551
- 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,167
- You're upset too. Don't you, Charlie?
- 552
- 00:47:56,500 --> 00:48:00,250
- Do you want to be my new top dog?
- 553
- 00:48:08,292 --> 00:48:10,375
- Where are you taking me?
- 554
- 00:48:10,458 --> 00:48:13,375
- In the laundry room so that Boxer cannot defeat you.
- 555
- 00:48:16,125 --> 00:48:19,500
- What does that mean? - That means you have to learn the basics.
- 556
- 00:48:19,583 --> 00:48:21,167
- You can use all help.
- 557
- 00:48:21,250 --> 00:48:25,125
- The Boxer record is 76 matches with 75 knockouts.
- 558
- 00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:28,250
- He can prepare himself well for the 76th.
- 559
- 00:48:28,333 --> 00:48:31,667
- He didn't knock out, he knocked them out.
- 560
- 00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:33,250
- He only had one defeat.
- 561
- 00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:37,333
- Okay, then I have a chance.
- 562
- 00:48:37,583 --> 00:48:40,375
- He lost to Tyson, Rex.
- 563
- 00:48:40,617 --> 00:48:43,667
- He's gonna kill me. - Maybe you will get away with a slight intoxication.
- 564
- 00:48:43,750 --> 00:48:45,958
- You have to take a sedative, man.
- 565
- 00:48:46,708 --> 00:48:48,083
- Try to relax.
- 566
- 00:48:48,917 --> 00:48:51,750
- Maybe I can help you.
- 567
- 00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:54,625
- I did my own stunts when I was younger.
- 568
- 00:48:54,708 --> 00:48:57,458
- You should learn to roll with the punches,
- 569
- 00:48:57,542 --> 00:49:01,292
- find an opening and hit it like a rolled-up cobra.
- 570
- 00:49:01,375 --> 00:49:06,250
- Do you remember the old movie "Rocky"? In the end the underdog won.
- 571
- 00:49:06,792 --> 00:49:08,333
- Rocky lost, Bernard.
- 572
- 00:49:08,417 --> 00:49:10,375
- "Rocky II"!
- 573
- 00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:14,500
- Consider yourself a lucky person. You have the best coach team there is.
- 574
- 00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:16,000
- I just want to survive.
- 575
- 00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:18,708
- Okay, let's start with a basic exercise.
- 576
- 00:49:18,792 --> 00:49:20,983
- Jump in. Show me that you can perform.
- 577
- 00:50:46,125 --> 00:50:47,708
- It will never work.
- 578
- 00:50:47,792 --> 00:50:50,625
- Shall I give some acting lessons on how to play dead?
- 579
- 00:50:50,708 --> 00:50:54,292
- We need a real plan B, Bernard. Follow me.
- 580
- 00:50:55,917 --> 00:50:59,875
- I carefully examined the layout of this place. Boxer is quite heavy.
- 581
- 00:50:59,958 --> 00:51:02,417
- Like Bernard said, you have to find an opening.
- 582
- 00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:04,917
- And ... - Run and hide.
- 583
- 00:51:14,417 --> 00:51:16,583
- It's Fight Club time.
- 584
- 00:51:16,667 --> 00:51:21,792
- Not yet. Do not move. As a royal corgi, I ask you not to open the door.
- 585
- 00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:24,667
- She's already open. What's wrong with you?
- 586
- 00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:27,833
- Leave him alone. I'm taking over.
- 587
- 00:51:27,917 --> 00:51:30,208
- He has a stage fever. Come on, Rex.
- 588
- 00:51:30,292 --> 00:51:33,083
- I can't bear the sight of blue blood.
- 589
- 00:51:33,167 --> 00:51:36,083
- Calm down, it will be over before you know it.
- 590
- 00:51:36,292 --> 00:51:38,417
- Be strong, Rex. I believe in you.
- 591
- 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:39,792
- Thank you, Wanda.
- 592
- 00:51:43,875 --> 00:51:46,833
- Well, look who's coming in.
- 593
- 00:51:46,917 --> 00:51:49,958
- I started thinking you wouldn't show up.
- 594
- 00:51:50,042 --> 00:51:56,542
- Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to our royal prey.
- 595
- 00:52:04,375 --> 00:52:09,000
- Today I bet three to one that the corgi will last for less than a minute.
- 596
- 00:52:09,083 --> 00:52:11,500
- Go for it, Rex. We are there for you!
- 597
- 00:52:13,250 --> 00:52:14,833
- Courage, Rex.
- 598
- 00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:18,250
- Thank you, Boxer,
- 599
- 00:52:18,333 --> 00:52:19,958
- but you don't fight tonight.
- 600
- 00:52:21,667 --> 00:52:23,000
- My friends,
- 601
- 00:52:23,083 --> 00:52:26,750
- What would you say if we change the chance
- 602
- 00:52:26,833 --> 00:52:28,833
- in 60 against one?
- 603
- 00:52:28,917 --> 00:52:31,208
- For your pleasure
- 604
- 00:52:31,292 --> 00:52:32,667
- and mine.
- 605
- 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:36,792
- I will destroy this pathetic dog myself.
- 606
- 00:52:36,875 --> 00:52:38,083
- That was not the deal.
- 607
- 00:52:38,167 --> 00:52:40,958
- Can we not solve this in a more civilized way?
- 608
- 00:52:41,042 --> 00:52:42,875
- You are dead.
- 609
- 00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:47,750
- Apparently we are going to lose another cellmate.
- 610
- 00:52:47,833 --> 00:52:50,292
- In the red corner, me!
- 611
- 00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:55,375
- In the blue corner, my dinner.
- 612
- 00:52:56,250 --> 00:52:58,292
- I'm too cute to die.
- 613
- 00:52:58,375 --> 00:52:59,917
- Remember the plan, Rex.
- 614
- 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,083
- Leave your action radius quickly, otherwise it will end very badly.
- 615
- 00:53:04,167 --> 00:53:05,292
- Understood.
- 616
- 00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:08,917
- Well well.
- 617
- 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:12,667
- It looks like your friend can walk faster than talk.
- 618
- 00:53:12,750 --> 00:53:14,833
- Come on, Tyson. Leave him alone.
- 619
- 00:53:16,625 --> 00:53:19,292
- And now let's have some fun.
- 620
- 00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:22,833
- I will proceed slowly.
- 621
- 00:53:42,167 --> 00:53:43,250
- Help!
- 622
- 00:54:05,667 --> 00:54:07,042
- Boxer!
- 623
- 00:54:10,042 --> 00:54:11,792
- Go ahead, pull, pull.
- 624
- 00:54:23,083 --> 00:54:25,917
- Yes, no member of the royal family is going to hurt.
- 625
- 00:54:26,625 --> 00:54:29,708
- Well, isn't it! - Tyson is furious.
- 626
- 00:54:29,792 --> 00:54:31,333
- I can't watch.
- 627
- 00:54:38,167 --> 00:54:39,833
- It is now or never!
- 628
- 00:54:40,292 --> 00:54:41,625
- Yes Yes!
- 629
- 00:54:42,083 --> 00:54:44,708
- No! - But what in ...
- 630
- 00:54:47,208 --> 00:54:50,167
- You are going to pay for that, Wanda.
- 631
- 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:54,750
- What is happening here?
- 632
- 00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:56,875
- Go back to your cages.
- 633
- 00:54:57,708 --> 00:54:58,833
- Boxer!
- 634
- 00:55:01,625 --> 00:55:03,833
- You are dead, Wanda!
- 635
- 00:55:08,458 --> 00:55:12,292
- And stay in your cages. Now the competition will be over.
- 636
- 00:55:14,125 --> 00:55:15,958
- Wanda, are you okay?
- 637
- 00:55:16,542 --> 00:55:18,250
- For the time being.
- 638
- 00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:22,208
- Thank you for saving my life. You were very brave.
- 639
- 00:55:22,292 --> 00:55:25,750
- And very stupid. - You better get out of here.
- 640
- 00:55:25,833 --> 00:55:30,250
- Your days are numbered, I tell you. - Easier said than done.
- 641
- 00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:34,708
- According to me, either you are chosen by a visitor, which will be difficult,
- 642
- 00:55:34,792 --> 00:55:37,875
- or you ask the chihuahua for help. - The chihuahua?
- 643
- 00:55:38,708 --> 00:55:40,250
- Don't think about it!
- 644
- 00:55:40,608 --> 00:55:43,158
- Are you listening again? - I heard it too.
- 645
- 00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:47,250
- You said it yourself, Jack: Never kick Tyson on tiptoe.
- 646
- 00:55:47,542 --> 00:55:50,625
- For you this is the rule five, for me it is number one.
- 647
- 00:55:51,042 --> 00:55:55,292
- I worry. Hopefully there will be a visitor you choose tomorrow.
- 648
- 00:55:55,667 --> 00:55:57,458
- I'm staying, Jack.
- 649
- 00:55:57,958 --> 00:56:00,333
- You should not pretend to be a tough one.
- 650
- 00:56:00,417 --> 00:56:03,792
- You just have to give up and run away from here as quickly as possible.
- 651
- 00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:05,417
- No, I don't.
- 652
- 00:56:09,750 --> 00:56:12,875
- You can't keep fleeing from bullies like Tyson.
- 653
- 00:56:12,958 --> 00:56:15,125
- How should we deal with him?
- 654
- 00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:19,875
- You have to face reality. Thanks to Wanda you are not a thing of the past.
- 655
- 00:56:19,958 --> 00:56:24,792
- This is exactly the point. I could never have done it alone.
- 656
- 00:56:24,875 --> 00:56:27,292
- United we are strong, divided we are weak.
- 657
- 00:56:27,708 --> 00:56:30,208
- Our real fight is not against Tyson,
- 658
- 00:56:30,292 --> 00:56:31,500
- but against fear.
- 659
- 00:56:31,583 --> 00:56:34,292
- If we overcome them, we are free.
- 660
- 00:56:34,667 --> 00:56:37,875
- Together we can overcome that tyrant.
- 661
- 00:56:38,708 --> 00:56:40,458
- Bravo! - So you're participating?
- 662
- 00:56:40,542 --> 00:56:43,125
- No, but it was a good speech.
- 663
- 00:56:43,208 --> 00:56:45,292
- Perfect performance.
- 664
- 00:56:45,375 --> 00:56:49,542
- I am emotional, I was moved. I have tears in my eyes.
- 665
- 00:56:49,625 --> 00:56:53,500
- You already cry when they open a can of dog food!
- 666
- 00:56:53,583 --> 00:56:57,500
- Anyway, that crazy dog will kill us all.
- 667
- 00:56:58,042 --> 00:57:01,667
- I told you not to get involved with street dogs, Rex.
- 668
- 00:57:02,625 --> 00:57:04,375
- What kind of friend are you?
- 669
- 00:57:18,042 --> 00:57:19,292
- Yes!
- 670
- 00:57:20,208 --> 00:57:22,208
- Here they come! It's visiting time!
- 671
- 00:57:25,958 --> 00:57:27,542
- Along here, along here!
- 672
- 00:57:27,625 --> 00:57:29,583
- Look, a corgi!
- 673
- 00:57:29,958 --> 00:57:32,083
- No ... Jack!
- 674
- 00:57:32,167 --> 00:57:34,542
- Don't say anything. That's what Friends Are For.
- 675
- 00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:35,917
- I want this one, mom.
- 676
- 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,542
- Are you sure, honey? Don't you want to look around first?
- 677
- 00:57:39,625 --> 00:57:41,333
- No, mother. Please!
- 678
- 00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:44,333
- You have chosen a good puppy.
- 679
- 00:57:44,417 --> 00:57:46,708
- No, wait. I don't want to leave.
- 680
- 00:57:46,792 --> 00:57:49,667
- Some dogs are lucky!
- 681
- 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,417
- Rex? - Don't worry, Wanda.
- 682
- 00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:54,958
- I'm coming back to save you. I promise.
- 683
- 00:57:55,208 --> 00:57:56,542
- Rex!
- 684
- 00:57:58,500 --> 00:58:01,125
- Shall I help you, honey? - No mom.
- 685
- 00:58:01,208 --> 00:58:03,208
- He's mine, I want to wear it.
- 686
- 00:58:07,917 --> 00:58:09,583
- Hey, no, no! Back here!
- 687
- 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:20,583
- I want another one.
- 688
- 00:58:20,667 --> 00:58:22,083
- OK, guys.
- 689
- 00:58:22,167 --> 00:58:25,000
- On the terrace! You need some fresh air.
- 690
- 00:58:31,625 --> 00:58:34,500
- Wanda, come here and now!
- 691
- 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,333
- We still have a bill to settle.
- 692
- 00:58:38,375 --> 00:58:40,292
- He is going to destroy her.
- 693
- 00:58:40,375 --> 00:58:42,208
- We have to do something.
- 694
- 00:58:42,292 --> 00:58:44,833
- Forget it. We can't handle this.
- 695
- 00:58:44,917 --> 00:58:48,167
- Jack is right, we'd better stay out of it.
- 696
- 00:58:48,250 --> 00:58:50,917
- You can't stop Tyson if he's angry.
- 697
- 00:58:56,375 --> 00:58:59,708
- Why did you betray me for that pathetic corgi?
- 698
- 00:58:59,792 --> 00:59:02,250
- I have a weakness for dogs with a high bloodline.
- 699
- 00:59:02,333 --> 00:59:06,333
- You will regret your expensive taste.
- 700
- 00:59:23,917 --> 00:59:25,125
- Rex!
- 701
- 00:59:25,417 --> 00:59:28,625
- What are you doing here? Are you crazy?
- 702
- 00:59:29,792 --> 00:59:33,625
- He came back for his girlfriend. That's so cute!
- 703
- 00:59:33,708 --> 00:59:35,583
- No, I came back for you, Tyson.
- 704
- 00:59:35,667 --> 00:59:37,708
- You are not a leader, you are a bully.
- 705
- 00:59:37,792 --> 00:59:40,375
- You don't deserve respect, you just sow fear.
- 706
- 00:59:40,458 --> 00:59:44,000
- And you deserve the right to a good beating.
- 707
- 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,500
- Rex!
- 708
- 00:59:49,708 --> 00:59:52,542
- Yes Yes! - Is that all you have?
- 709
- 00:59:52,625 --> 00:59:55,000
- We are not in a hurry, are we?
- 710
- 00:59:55,083 --> 00:59:59,042
- I'll show you who's in charge here, you.
- 711
- 00:59:59,292 --> 01:00:03,125
- Do you really think someone would follow a loser like you?
- 712
- 01:00:03,208 --> 01:00:06,625
- Who can be so crazy? - Me for example.
- 713
- 01:00:06,708 --> 01:00:11,292
- I'll deal with you later. Anyone else?
- 714
- 01:00:12,417 --> 01:00:14,333
- I? Serious?
- 715
- 01:00:14,417 --> 01:00:16,792
- What do I have to do with this?
- 716
- 01:00:17,875 --> 01:00:19,875
- Damn, it's good!
- 717
- 01:00:19,958 --> 01:00:24,667
- The saying goes, united we are strong! - I support it and ...
- 718
- 01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:27,417
- He is right in theater jargon.
- 719
- 01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:30,083
- But take it easy, please.
- 720
- 01:00:30,167 --> 01:00:33,000
- You have problems with anger management.
- 721
- 01:00:33,083 --> 01:00:36,958
- Does anyone have anything else to say? I am ready to tackle you all.
- 722
- 01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:41,250
- It really is a great time.
- 723
- 01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:45,042
- The biggest thing we have! Take him out, Boxer.
- 724
- 01:00:46,175 --> 01:00:47,708
- You are on your own, Tyson.
- 725
- 01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:51,375
- Okay, I'll do it myself.
- 726
- 01:00:51,458 --> 01:00:54,292
- I'm going to enjoy this.
- 727
- 01:00:54,375 --> 01:00:56,333
- Whenever you want, Tyson.
- 728
- 01:00:57,417 --> 01:01:00,833
- Can he talk? Go ahead, big man, let's see what you can do.
- 729
- 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:12,417
- Yes! - Bravo!
- 730
- 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:13,875
- Yes!
- 731
- 01:01:18,792 --> 01:01:21,750
- What is happening here? - We can go better.
- 732
- 01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:24,792
- Do you remember my speech about freedom?
- 733
- 01:01:24,875 --> 01:01:26,208
- Here we go again.
- 734
- 01:01:26,292 --> 01:01:29,667
- No, no speeches. I really found a way out.
- 735
- 01:01:29,750 --> 01:01:31,083
- Come on, guys!
- 736
- 01:01:31,625 --> 01:01:35,375
- You know, Rex, I don't want to be on the street again.
- 737
- 01:01:35,708 --> 01:01:38,583
- Boss? - It's not that bad here.
- 738
- 01:01:38,667 --> 01:01:41,875
- With Tyson out of the way it will be great here.
- 739
- 01:01:41,958 --> 01:01:46,583
- It is very cold outside. Believe it or not, I hate winter.
- 740
- 01:01:47,708 --> 01:01:50,333
- Wanda - I thought you'd never ask.
- 741
- 01:01:50,583 --> 01:01:51,583
- Thanks everyone.
- 742
- 01:01:59,667 --> 01:02:01,167
- Can you believe it, Charlie?
- 743
- 01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:02,792
- Rex has only just died
- 744
- 01:02:02,875 --> 01:02:07,125
- and they erase all traces of him, as if he were never here.
- 745
- 01:02:07,208 --> 01:02:10,875
- You better keep quiet, Nelson, or they'll put you away too.
- 746
- 01:02:10,958 --> 01:02:13,333
- You have now become an old relic, you know.
- 747
- 01:02:13,667 --> 01:02:15,375
- How dare you?
- 748
- 01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:30,708
- Here we are! East West home is best.
- 749
- 01:02:31,083 --> 01:02:33,208
- After you, my lady.
- 750
- 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,625
- And these two, who are they? - Half-breed and a street dog.
- 751
- 01:02:37,708 --> 01:02:40,042
- Do they think they live here?
- 752
- 01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:45,125
- Sorry you two, you are not welcome here. Get out.
- 753
- 01:02:45,208 --> 01:02:47,625
- Hold on, good man, I'll explain everything.
- 754
- 01:02:47,708 --> 01:02:50,083
- I'm the queen's corgi and your ...
- 755
- 01:02:50,458 --> 01:02:51,625
- Away!
- 756
- 01:02:54,458 --> 01:02:57,042
- They didn't recognize you. What now?
- 757
- 01:02:57,125 --> 01:02:59,792
- We sneak back inside. I know a way.
- 758
- 01:03:01,458 --> 01:03:04,333
- There was a hole in the wall right here.
- 759
- 01:03:04,417 --> 01:03:06,542
- This is how we escaped.
- 760
- 01:03:06,625 --> 01:03:09,083
- But it's gone. What are we doing?
- 761
- 01:03:09,167 --> 01:03:12,542
- I know of no other way to get in. - I have an idea.
- 762
- 01:03:27,917 --> 01:03:29,250
- Wanda!
- 763
- 01:03:29,333 --> 01:03:32,917
- I can not follow. You run too fast for me.
- 764
- 01:03:33,333 --> 01:03:36,500
- All right, wait here for me. I'll be back.
- 765
- 01:03:36,583 --> 01:03:37,667
- But where do you go ...
- 766
- 01:03:44,667 --> 01:03:47,708
- # The funeral of Rex # - What? I kill?
- 767
- 01:03:52,375 --> 01:03:55,417
- Come on, Charlie, the queen is waiting for us.
- 768
- 01:03:55,625 --> 01:03:58,125
- It's your coronation, for God's sake!
- 769
- 01:03:58,208 --> 01:03:59,833
- You can't be late.
- 770
- 01:03:59,917 --> 01:04:01,417
- Shut up, old fool.
- 771
- 01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:04,208
- I am now the new top dog,
- 772
- 01:04:04,292 --> 01:04:06,958
- so I decided to change a few things here.
- 773
- 01:04:07,042 --> 01:04:11,292
- First, I charge a 50% tax on dinner.
- 774
- 01:04:13,917 --> 01:04:16,875
- Tell me, don't you think you're a bit strict?
- 775
- 01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:25,625
- Secondly, I want to be addressed at all times with "excellence",
- 776
- 01:04:25,708 --> 01:04:31,125
- except for informal occasions, where you can call me "sire".
- 777
- 01:04:31,958 --> 01:04:34,208
- Yes, Excellency, sire.
- 778
- 01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:39,375
- Third, when I step past, I want you to look down.
- 779
- 01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:43,167
- Not too much, more or less ... something like that.
- 780
- 01:04:46,167 --> 01:04:48,417
- Have I been clear enough?
- 781
- 01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:49,542
- Yes, Excellency.
- 782
- 01:04:49,625 --> 01:04:52,333
- I didn't hear that well. Repeat!
- 783
- 01:04:52,750 --> 01:04:56,542
- Yes, Excellency, sire. - Yes, sir, excellence.
- 784
- 01:04:56,625 --> 01:04:57,833
- Perfect.
- 785
- 01:04:57,917 --> 01:05:03,750
- Now, you can dispose of while I prepare for my coronation.
- 786
- 01:05:03,833 --> 01:05:06,125
- Charlie is completely crazy.
- 787
- 01:05:06,208 --> 01:05:08,750
- He makes me miss the good old Rex.
- 788
- 01:05:10,042 --> 01:05:12,333
- Rex! - Wanda.
- 789
- 01:05:12,417 --> 01:05:14,333
- I have a surprise for you.
- 790
- 01:05:14,417 --> 01:05:17,667
- Wait, I have good news for you. Apparently ...
- 791
- 01:05:18,833 --> 01:05:20,250
- ... I'm dead.
- 792
- 01:05:21,542 --> 01:05:24,542
- But what are you saying? - Watch? My own funeral.
- 793
- 01:05:25,750 --> 01:05:29,458
- Is that the queen? "Yes, and on the cross below, I am.
- 794
- 01:05:29,542 --> 01:05:32,125
- That's why nobody came looking for you.
- 795
- 01:05:32,208 --> 01:05:37,000
- Exactly. Charlie had it all planned and now he is top dog.
- 796
- 01:05:37,083 --> 01:05:39,125
- No, not. - No?
- 797
- 01:05:39,132 --> 01:05:40,632
- No, not if it's up to us.
- 798
- 01:05:40,642 --> 01:05:42,250
- U.S? - Hello, kid!
- 799
- 01:05:42,333 --> 01:05:44,042
- Surprise! - Jack!
- 800
- 01:05:44,125 --> 01:05:47,000
- Rule seven: Wanda does not accept refusal.
- 801
- 01:05:47,292 --> 01:05:49,000
- United ... - ... are we ...
- 802
- 01:05:49,083 --> 01:05:50,708
- ... strong!
- 803
- 01:05:50,792 --> 01:05:53,250
- It's great to see you.
- 804
- 01:05:53,333 --> 01:05:56,375
- Tell me how you got out of the kennel?
- 805
- 01:05:56,458 --> 01:06:00,417
- It's much better if you don't know. - Maybe. I love how you think.
- 806
- 01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:04,625
- Let's hurry up. Bernard has a good idea to get into the palace.
- 807
- 01:06:09,875 --> 01:06:12,583
- Where's that damn dog?
- 808
- 01:06:12,667 --> 01:06:15,417
- Let him get along, okay?
- 809
- 01:06:26,792 --> 01:06:27,792
- Hey!
- 810
- 01:06:27,875 --> 01:06:29,125
- Come on!
- 811
- 01:06:31,792 --> 01:06:33,292
- What is happening? - Stop them!
- 812
- 01:06:36,875 --> 01:06:38,250
- Hey! - We get them!
- 813
- 01:06:38,958 --> 01:06:41,000
- Come, don't let them escape!
- 814
- 01:06:41,083 --> 01:06:43,250
- Stop them! - Let's split up!
- 815
- 01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:55,125
- So who is the queen's top dog?
- 816
- 01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:57,208
- I will actually be, Charlie.
- 817
- 01:06:57,292 --> 01:06:59,542
- It looks like I'm back just in time
- 818
- 01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:01,917
- to prevent the queen from making a mistake.
- 819
- 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,125
- You're still alive!
- 820
- 01:07:03,208 --> 01:07:06,417
- How could you cheat on me? You were my best friend.
- 821
- 01:07:06,708 --> 01:07:09,292
- But of course we are still friends, Rex.
- 822
- 01:07:09,792 --> 01:07:11,875
- We are not, you pushed me off the bridge.
- 823
- 01:07:11,958 --> 01:07:14,917
- How absurd. You slipped and fell.
- 824
- 01:07:15,167 --> 01:07:16,500
- Really?
- 825
- 01:07:16,917 --> 01:07:18,125
- Charlie, this is Wanda.
- 826
- 01:07:18,625 --> 01:07:20,667
- It is my pleasure to meet you.
- 827
- 01:07:22,417 --> 01:07:24,917
- I will show you that it was not intentional.
- 828
- 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,000
- The proof is in the cupboard.
- 829
- 01:07:27,375 --> 01:07:30,583
- What proof? I know what happened, Charlie.
- 830
- 01:07:31,042 --> 01:07:32,917
- I was there too, remember?
- 831
- 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:36,875
- Open the door and you'll see. - I will do it.
- 832
- 01:07:37,625 --> 01:07:39,375
- No, Wanda, it can be a trap!
- 833
- 01:07:46,250 --> 01:07:47,417
- End of game, Rex!
- 834
- 01:07:51,292 --> 01:07:56,708
- You survived the ice, show me how to handle fire.
- 835
- 01:07:57,375 --> 01:08:01,875
- I'm sorry, but I'm waiting for a gold necklace. Bye.
- 836
- 01:08:14,167 --> 01:08:15,708
- There you are.
- 837
- 01:08:16,208 --> 01:08:19,208
- Please, come over here. They are waiting for you.
- 838
- 01:08:32,125 --> 01:08:34,292
- Wanda, come, I need help.
- 839
- 01:08:35,583 --> 01:08:36,875
- Wanda!
- 840
- 01:08:39,208 --> 01:08:40,750
- Wanda, where are you?
- 841
- 01:08:43,125 --> 01:08:44,250
- Wanda!
- 842
- 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:50,500
- Wanda.
- 843
- 01:09:35,333 --> 01:09:36,583
- What is happening?
- 844
- 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:40,208
- Rex! - Do not move. I'm taking you out of here.
- 845
- 01:09:40,958 --> 01:09:44,083
- And you? - It's too heavy for two.
- 846
- 01:09:44,167 --> 01:09:46,083
- I don't want to leave!
- 847
- 01:09:46,833 --> 01:09:48,208
- See you soon, Wanda!
- 848
- 01:10:36,833 --> 01:10:41,542
- After the death of my dearest, dearest Rexy ...
- 849
- 01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:55,250
- Maybe I should first take a nap.
- 850
- 01:11:06,833 --> 01:11:10,458
- The honor is entirely up to me to give you the golden collar
- 851
- 01:11:10,542 --> 01:11:12,542
- for the queen's best friend.
- 852
- 01:11:14,833 --> 01:11:16,792
- Where is the golden collar?
- 853
- 01:11:27,208 --> 01:11:28,625
- What a circus.
- 854
- 01:11:36,250 --> 01:11:37,458
- Boys!
- 855
- 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,500
- Wanda - I'm above!
- 856
- 01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:43,750
- Wow! I didn't know she could fly.
- 857
- 01:11:43,833 --> 01:11:46,833
- What are you doing up there? - I'm trying to save Rex.
- 858
- 01:11:46,917 --> 01:11:48,208
- What did she say?
- 859
- 01:11:50,583 --> 01:11:51,958
- We will catch you!
- 860
- 01:11:56,208 --> 01:11:57,792
- I got her.
- 861
- 01:11:58,292 --> 01:12:01,292
- Where is she n? - Hey!
- 862
- 01:12:01,375 --> 01:12:03,250
- She disappeared like snow in the sun.
- 863
- 01:12:03,333 --> 01:12:07,542
- That was good. - Enough time wasted.
- 864
- 01:12:07,625 --> 01:12:10,333
- If we don't go in immediately, Rex will be roasted.
- 865
- 01:12:11,083 --> 01:12:13,583
- Guys, we have to save Rex.
- 866
- 01:12:13,667 --> 01:12:17,792
- I once shot a scene in which I ran into a burning building.
- 867
- 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:18,958
- Run!
- 868
- 01:12:26,750 --> 01:12:28,125
- Help me!
- 869
- 01:12:29,208 --> 01:12:31,292
- I'm doing this. Get out of the way.
- 870
- 01:12:33,792 --> 01:12:35,375
- I can not see anything.
- 871
- 01:12:35,458 --> 01:12:37,333
- Me neither. - Rex!
- 872
- 01:12:37,417 --> 01:12:40,208
- Wow! - Rex! Wanda!
- 873
- 01:12:46,042 --> 01:12:49,042
- Guys, we have to put out the fire immediately.
- 874
- 01:12:49,125 --> 01:12:51,375
- Jack and the boss, get the hose.
- 875
- 01:12:51,458 --> 01:12:54,708
- Okay, understood. - Al, Bernard, come with me.
- 876
- 01:12:55,917 --> 01:12:57,208
- Dear God.
- 877
- 01:12:58,458 --> 01:13:01,208
- How do we get the hose out? - I will do it.
- 878
- 01:13:08,375 --> 01:13:09,750
- Good job, boss.
- 879
- 01:13:17,083 --> 01:13:18,917
- Yes, as I thought. Perfect.
- 880
- 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,208
- Hold on tight.
- 881
- 01:13:21,792 --> 01:13:23,833
- I'm above!
- 882
- 01:13:25,292 --> 01:13:27,208
- I'll get them!
- 883
- 01:13:37,917 --> 01:13:38,958
- Watch out!
- 884
- 01:13:46,708 --> 01:13:48,417
- I think I have mastered it.
- 885
- 01:13:49,750 --> 01:13:51,917
- Now let a woman show you how to do it.
- 886
- 01:13:58,250 --> 01:13:59,675
- What are you waiting for?
- 887
- 01:13:59,833 --> 01:14:00,958
- I am coming!
- 888
- 01:14:41,792 --> 01:14:43,417
- Has anyone seen Rex?
- 889
- 01:14:44,083 --> 01:14:46,208
- Take a look at that room.
- 890
- 01:14:46,292 --> 01:14:48,792
- It is not possible that he made it.
- 891
- 01:14:50,792 --> 01:14:51,792
- Rex!
- 892
- 01:14:59,792 --> 01:15:02,458
- There is no trace of Rex. - Rex!
- 893
- 01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:05,500
- Rex!
- 894
- 01:15:09,583 --> 01:15:10,958
- I heard something.
- 895
- 01:15:11,583 --> 01:15:14,250
- And what was it? - Up here.
- 896
- 01:15:15,708 --> 01:15:17,208
- It's Rex! Rex!
- 897
- 01:15:17,750 --> 01:15:19,167
- Wanda!
- 898
- 01:15:19,542 --> 01:15:21,000
- He's in the chimney.
- 899
- 01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:25,458
- Come down. What are you waiting for? - I'm stuck.
- 900
- 01:15:26,833 --> 01:15:28,292
- What are you doing?
- 901
- 01:15:30,875 --> 01:15:32,750
- That's sweet!
- 902
- 01:15:33,458 --> 01:15:34,458
- Wait.
- 903
- 01:15:34,833 --> 01:15:37,458
- You have to solve this situation, I'll be right back.
- 904
- 01:15:38,125 --> 01:15:39,750
- I have to get something right.
- 905
- 01:15:41,167 --> 01:15:45,583
- And so, on this extraordinary day of coronation,
- 906
- 01:15:45,667 --> 01:15:49,417
- we open a new chapter, a new beginning.
- 907
- 01:15:50,167 --> 01:15:52,167
- Hey! - Goodness!
- 908
- 01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:54,417
- What is happening here?
- 909
- 01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:56,500
- Give me my golden necklace!
- 910
- 01:15:56,583 --> 01:15:58,208
- Come here! Stand still!
- 911
- 01:16:06,875 --> 01:16:09,667
- Come on, Bernard. Push, higher.
- 912
- 01:16:14,583 --> 01:16:16,792
- Oh, oh, that hurt!
- 913
- 01:16:17,125 --> 01:16:20,042
- But you are with us again. - I have your collar.
- 914
- 01:16:20,125 --> 01:16:21,417
- Wanda!
- 915
- 01:16:24,458 --> 01:16:25,875
- Well well.
- 916
- 01:16:25,958 --> 01:16:28,667
- Look what a mess.
- 917
- 01:16:28,750 --> 01:16:32,167
- I see that you have quite destroyed this room.
- 918
- 01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:35,417
- We? - Rex, you're back!
- 919
- 01:16:35,500 --> 01:16:38,025
- Guys, it's so great to see you again.
- 920
- 01:16:38,075 --> 01:16:40,185
- What exactly is going on here, Charlie?
- 921
- 01:16:40,208 --> 01:16:46,083
- He wanted so badly to be the top dog that he threatened to burn the whole palace flat.
- 922
- 01:16:46,167 --> 01:16:48,875
- Did you really do this, Charlie? - It's our house.
- 923
- 01:16:48,958 --> 01:16:51,250
- Keep you out of it, Nelson.
- 924
- 01:16:51,333 --> 01:16:55,292
- Now I am going to end this once and for all.
- 925
- 01:16:55,375 --> 01:16:58,417
- You are more stupid than you look, mate.
- 926
- 01:16:58,500 --> 01:17:01,583
- You hoped I drowned when you pushed that bridge over me.
- 927
- 01:17:01,667 --> 01:17:05,208
- That's true. - Or you hoped I ended up in the gutter.
- 928
- 01:17:05,292 --> 01:17:07,333
- Without home and without love.
- 929
- 01:17:07,583 --> 01:17:10,125
- No, I thought you drowned.
- 930
- 01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:13,208
- We can arrange that for you, you know?
- 931
- 01:17:13,292 --> 01:17:15,000
- Yes, I agree, boss.
- 932
- 01:17:15,083 --> 01:17:18,458
- In any case, I am about to become the new top dog,
- 933
- 01:17:18,542 --> 01:17:21,917
- and my word is like gold. To say so.
- 934
- 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:24,125
- You won't be, Charlie.
- 935
- 01:17:24,417 --> 01:17:29,542
- I say, once top dog, always top dog.
- 936
- 01:17:29,625 --> 01:17:32,500
- Why does he have to be the Queen's top corgi?
- 937
- 01:17:32,583 --> 01:17:36,958
- I have served Her Majesty very well and I have seniority!
- 938
- 01:17:37,042 --> 01:17:38,375
- I have every right.
- 939
- 01:17:38,458 --> 01:17:40,542
- Stop crackling.
- 940
- 01:17:40,625 --> 01:17:42,667
- You tried and failed.
- 941
- 01:17:45,542 --> 01:17:46,875
- No, Wanda.
- 942
- 01:17:46,958 --> 01:17:49,625
- I thought this was what you wanted.
- 943
- 01:17:50,208 --> 01:17:54,500
- I do not get it. All you talked about was being a top dog.
- 944
- 01:17:54,833 --> 01:17:56,458
- Not anymore.
- 945
- 01:17:56,542 --> 01:17:59,458
- If Charlie wants it so badly, he can have it.
- 946
- 01:18:00,125 --> 01:18:03,333
- I just want to be your top dog.
- 947
- 01:18:03,625 --> 01:18:05,917
- You are at the top of my list.
- 948
- 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:08,208
- I love the love scenes.
- 949
- 01:18:08,292 --> 01:18:10,625
- This is what I call a class display.
- 950
- 01:18:11,292 --> 01:18:14,083
- You don't mean it, do you?
- 951
- 01:18:14,167 --> 01:18:15,208
- Of course it is.
- 952
- 01:18:20,042 --> 01:18:22,333
- Dear God!
- 953
- 01:18:22,417 --> 01:18:24,458
- What the hell happened here?
- 954
- 01:18:30,333 --> 01:18:31,625
- Rex!
- 955
- 01:18:31,708 --> 01:18:33,167
- So you are still alive.
- 956
- 01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:35,875
- It was just a terrible mistake.
- 957
- 01:18:36,167 --> 01:18:38,750
- We thought a fox ...
- 958
- 01:18:39,208 --> 01:18:42,125
- I've missed you so much.
- 959
- 01:18:42,708 --> 01:18:47,667
- Oh, dear! This room needs to be updated.
- 960
- 01:18:53,458 --> 01:18:55,125
- Rex.
- 961
- 01:18:55,208 --> 01:18:59,208
- Now I know where you were looking for love.
- 962
- 01:18:59,708 --> 01:19:02,042
- You have a good taste, Rexy.
- 963
- 01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:04,958
- Love lets everyone act in mysterious ways.
- 964
- 01:19:05,042 --> 01:19:06,917
- Isn't that right, Philip?
- 965
- 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,583
- What? Oh yeah!
- 966
- 01:19:09,917 --> 01:19:12,417
- Very mysterious, I would say.
- 967
- 01:19:13,875 --> 01:19:16,750
- Am I calling the guards to take all those dogs away?
- 968
- 01:19:16,833 --> 01:19:18,667
- No, it won't be necessary.
- 969
- 01:19:18,750 --> 01:19:21,583
- It's time to have some new blood in the palace.
- 970
- 01:19:21,667 --> 01:19:22,958
- Really?
- 971
- 01:19:23,042 --> 01:19:24,583
- You mean the whole gang?
- 972
- 01:19:24,667 --> 01:19:27,125
- Why not? This house is big.
- 973
- 01:19:27,208 --> 01:19:29,625
- I thought you only had eyes for the corgi.
- 974
- 01:19:29,708 --> 01:19:32,417
- You are never too old to change your mind.
- 975
- 01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:36,208
- If you say so ... But who will be the top dog?
- 976
- 01:19:36,292 --> 01:19:40,667
- It is clear that Rexy already made that decision.
- 977
- 01:19:40,958 --> 01:19:42,208
- And last but not least,
- 978
- 01:19:42,292 --> 01:19:46,875
- true love and royal obligations can make life difficult for loved ones.
- 979
- 01:19:46,958 --> 01:19:49,958
- We did very well, didn't we, honey?
- 980
- 01:19:50,042 --> 01:19:53,500
- Yes darling. We're from the old school.
- 981
- 01:19:53,958 --> 01:19:55,458
- Well, come with me.
- 982
- 01:19:55,542 --> 01:19:59,125
- Many of you need a freshening up.
- 983
- 01:19:59,208 --> 01:20:02,417
- Then we will enjoy a wonderful dinner.
- 984
- 01:20:02,500 --> 01:20:04,208
- Guys!
- 985
- 01:20:04,875 --> 01:20:07,167
- Now, and then we will live in the palace.
- 986
- 01:20:07,250 --> 01:20:09,042
- What a sensation!
- 987
- 01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:12,167
- Well, a good ending, you like that, right, Bernard?
- 988
- 01:20:12,250 --> 01:20:15,833
- Do you want to leave Charlie unpunished?
- 989
- 01:20:15,917 --> 01:20:18,208
- He will not go unpunished.
- 990
- 01:20:18,292 --> 01:20:20,875
- He has no idea what to expect.
- 991
- 01:20:21,708 --> 01:20:23,042
- Believe me.
- 992
- 01:20:36,250 --> 01:20:39,375
- After you, my lady. - Rex.
- 993
- 01:20:43,100 --> 01:20:45,100
- # JUST MARRIED #
- 994
- 01:20:54,667 --> 01:20:56,792
- Charlie, always keep in mind
- 995
- 01:20:56,875 --> 01:21:00,875
- that as a top dog you have a multitude of responsibilities.
- 996
- 01:21:04,917 --> 01:21:07,042
- No, it's a nightmare!
- 997
- 01:21:07,125 --> 01:21:08,875
- I want to resign. Yes, I give up.
- 998
- 01:21:08,958 --> 01:21:12,792
- I am not suitable to be a top dog. Please.
- 999
- 01:21:12,875 --> 01:21:15,167
- That is what happens if you are the top dog.
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