My interpretation of certain tech things, in no real order.

Microsoft? A bedding company.

Apple? I eat them all the time.

Oracle? Don't you mean "prophet"?

Adobe? Sorry, I don't like huts.

Facebook? No, I've never had one.

4Chan? The Internet is for porn.

Google? 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Android? Yes, I watched Star Trek.

GNU/Linux? Pure awesome.