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Cyberpunk hazbin/helluva boss

Dec 12th, 2020 (edited)
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  1. from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #491
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  3. I've had this idea after playing Cyberpunk.
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  5. >Judgement day finally decides to rear it's ugly head.
  6. >Instead of having easy targets to go after, a large majority of earth's militaries are either so full of cybernetics they're hard to distinguish from robots or turned themselves into genetically engineered ubermensch.
  7. >What was supposed to be a simple romp thru the living world turns into a decade long grueling war.
  8. >At one point, Hell gets desperate and tries recruiting (conscripting) sinners into fighting.
  9. >This goes has well as expected since sinner legions usually ended up rebelling or deserting.
  10. >By the time the war ends, Earth ends up in a shitty state in where 90% of the population is crammed into mega-cities and outside of those fortified cities has hell's flora and fauna running amok.
  11. >Mega-corps are now the defacto power on Earth since all of the nations from before collapsed from the sheer economic and environmental strain that the war caused.
  12. >Also, all of that magical crap that demons and sinners are made out of have gotten on everything and ended up giving a portion of the human population psionic powers.
  13. >Heaven is nowhere in sight during all of this, with the only thing left of it's existence is the exterminators who just wander the landscape.
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  15. >Meanwhile, the goetic demons enjoy their slightly larger yards, open hell beaches, and accessible stores because the sinners are mostly roaming the earth now.
  16. >Noone has to wait in line for amusement park rides!
  17. >Stolas is sitting at the front of a log flume, smiling.
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  19. >Blitzo managed to move on up during the time, has acts has a 'fixer' and CEO for IMP which has become a midline corporation.
  20. >The ad quality is still awful though and Blitzo often sticks his ads on the ad channel, which no one watches.
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  22. >Using the war has a distraction, Elon Musk took Space X to found his own personal kingdom on Mars.
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