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Daughter's New Fluffy

May 14th, 2012
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  2. >Daughter has recently graduated college.
  3. >Got a job hundreds of miles away.
  4. >Got you this newfangled webcam for christmas.
  5. >So you can videochat.
  6. >Try it one Sunday night.
  7. >Daughter is setting up her new apartment.
  8. >She's happy to see you.
  9. >"Hi Dad...how's things back home?"
  10. >Update her on the local news.
  11. >"And how's Mom?"
  12. >She just blew you...shit was so cash. Don't tell daughter.
  13. "Oh she's just fine. She's out bowling with friends tonight."
  14. >Talk a little while longer.
  15. >Daughter always loved animals.
  16. "So, do you have any pets in your new place?"
  17. >"Yes...I got a fluffy pony."
  18. >You've seen those. They seem cute, if a bit stupid."
  19. >"Hang on, I'll have him come say hello."
  20. >"Hey Nutty...come on over and say hello to Grandpa."
  21. >Grandpa...you don't like the sound of that.
  22. >Hear fluffy pony respond.
  23. >"Nuu! Fwuffy wan' pway bwocks."
  24. >Daughter gets look of death on her face.
  25. >"Hang on a second, Dad."
  26. "Oh sure thing...take your time."
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  29. >Daughter goes off camera, you can still hear.
  30. >"What the fuck did you just tell me? You do not tell me NO!"
  31. >See daughter snatch belt from closet.
  32. >*CRACK* *CRACK* Fluffy pony screams. *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK*
  33. >"WHEN I TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING YOU DO NOT DISOBEY!"
  34. >*CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK*
  35. >Fluffy pony is screaming and crying. "Pwease no mowe huwt fwuffy!"
  36. >"YOU ARE GONNA LEARN TO LISTEN YOU LITTLE BRAT!"
  37. >*CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK*
  38. >"Fwuffy sowwee! Fwuffy obey...pwease no mowe spankies fwuffy!"
  39. >You go to get some coffee.
  40. >Come back later.
  41. >Daughter is still with fluffy pony.
  42. >*CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK*
  43. >"IF YOU EVER TELL ME NO AGAIN I WILL WHIP THE SKIN OFF YOU!"
  44. >*CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK*
  45. >"Whhhaaaaaahhhh! Fwuffy nebew bad 'gain! Pwease no mowe!"
  46. >Daughter finishes off with a few more whacks.
  47. >Returns to the camera.
  48. >Holding sobbing fluffy pony.
  49. >Trembling...face fluff is soaked with tears.
  50. >"Say hello to Grandpa, Nutty."
  51. >"H-h-hewwo, *hic* Gwandpa."
  52. >Looks up at daughter in terror.
  53. >Daughter approves of his greeting.
  54. "Well, aren't you a cute little guy."
  55. >Daughter puts fluffy down.
  56. >"You get in your box...I'm not done with you."
  57. >Hear fluffy pony whimpering off-camera.
  58. >You smile proudly.
  59. >Just like you raised her.
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