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- >Daughter has recently graduated college.
- >Got a job hundreds of miles away.
- >Got you this newfangled webcam for christmas.
- >So you can videochat.
- >Try it one Sunday night.
- >Daughter is setting up her new apartment.
- >She's happy to see you.
- >"Hi Dad...how's things back home?"
- >Update her on the local news.
- >"And how's Mom?"
- >She just blew you...shit was so cash. Don't tell daughter.
- "Oh she's just fine. She's out bowling with friends tonight."
- >Talk a little while longer.
- >Daughter always loved animals.
- "So, do you have any pets in your new place?"
- >"Yes...I got a fluffy pony."
- >You've seen those. They seem cute, if a bit stupid."
- >"Hang on, I'll have him come say hello."
- >"Hey Nutty...come on over and say hello to Grandpa."
- >Grandpa...you don't like the sound of that.
- >Hear fluffy pony respond.
- >"Nuu! Fwuffy wan' pway bwocks."
- >Daughter gets look of death on her face.
- >"Hang on a second, Dad."
- "Oh sure thing...take your time."
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- >Daughter goes off camera, you can still hear.
- >"What the fuck did you just tell me? You do not tell me NO!"
- >See daughter snatch belt from closet.
- >*CRACK* *CRACK* Fluffy pony screams. *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK*
- >"WHEN I TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING YOU DO NOT DISOBEY!"
- >*CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK*
- >Fluffy pony is screaming and crying. "Pwease no mowe huwt fwuffy!"
- >"YOU ARE GONNA LEARN TO LISTEN YOU LITTLE BRAT!"
- >*CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK*
- >"Fwuffy sowwee! Fwuffy obey...pwease no mowe spankies fwuffy!"
- >You go to get some coffee.
- >Come back later.
- >Daughter is still with fluffy pony.
- >*CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK*
- >"IF YOU EVER TELL ME NO AGAIN I WILL WHIP THE SKIN OFF YOU!"
- >*CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK*
- >"Whhhaaaaaahhhh! Fwuffy nebew bad 'gain! Pwease no mowe!"
- >Daughter finishes off with a few more whacks.
- >Returns to the camera.
- >Holding sobbing fluffy pony.
- >Trembling...face fluff is soaked with tears.
- >"Say hello to Grandpa, Nutty."
- >"H-h-hewwo, *hic* Gwandpa."
- >Looks up at daughter in terror.
- >Daughter approves of his greeting.
- "Well, aren't you a cute little guy."
- >Daughter puts fluffy down.
- >"You get in your box...I'm not done with you."
- >Hear fluffy pony whimpering off-camera.
- >You smile proudly.
- >Just like you raised her.
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