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My Life, by Fred.

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  1. // Do you understand this:
  2. if(Isabel.isBitchy(TicketRestaurante.numberLeft())){
  3.      Cellar.getFirstBottle().open().consume();
  4. }else if(Isabel.isInBathroom()){
  5.      if(Time.isBefore(Time.NOON)){
  6.            Fred.open(Fred.EYES);
  7.            Fred.enjoy(Env.VIEW);
  8.      }else{
  9.            Fred.prepareFor(Events.LONG_NIGHT);
  10.      }
  11. }else if(Isabel.isInKitchen()){
  12.      if(Time.isBefore(Time.NOON)){
  13.            Fred.cover(Fred.EARS);
  14.            Fred.suffer(Env.NOISE);
  15.      }else{
  16.            if(Math.random() < Math.random()){
  17.                  Fred.prepareFor(Events.BAD_MEAL);
  18.            }else{
  19.                  Fred.prepareFor(Events.HUNGER).again();
  20.            }
  21.      }
  22. }else{
  23.      Fred.prepareFor(Events.A_GOOD_TIME).inThe(Env.BEDROOM);
  24. }
  25. // If not, it was probably for the best! :-)
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