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  1. [21:40] <Roland> ==START!==
  2. [21:40] <Taniel_Gethes> so should i /nick to my handle
  3. [21:40] <Roland> Taniel is sitting at her computer (and naw you good)
  4. [21:40] <Roland> Wren has just finished talking to her Sprite
  5. [21:41] <Roland> You may act as you see fit
  6. [21:41] <cutesyChef> Hehehe, now the fun begins.
  7. [21:42] <cutesyChef> I start flinging minor objects around taniels room. Nothing big or fragile enough to break, but noticeable enough to freak her out.
  8. [21:43] <Roland> Oh boy this is gonna be a long one, ain't it?
  9. [21:43] <Taniel_Gethes> I look at the flying objects and curse. I move around picking up the objects and putting them back where they were.
  10. [21:43] <Taniel_Gethes> Or at least, in their general positions. My hoard isn't the neatest there is.
  11. [21:43] <cutesyChef> CC: Ooooo Im a spooky ghost!
  12. [21:44] <cutesyChef> I look around for a bed in the room.
  13. [21:44] <Taniel_Gethes> The bed has long since been buried under the mountain of loot. I usually just sleep in my sleeping bag.
  14. [21:44] <Roland> Call the Reverend Father Uncle Ruckus, cause you boutta get spooked, Taniel.
  15. [21:45] <cutesyChef> CC: Hey weres your bed nerd!!! I wanna have a pillow fight!
  16. [21:46] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: w][y ][ell[] t][ere k][smes][s
  17. [21:46] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: fuck y[]u
  18. [21:46] <cutesyChef> CC: Screw you too jerk!!!!!!
  19. [21:46] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: n[]w w][at t][e fuck [][] y[]u want []][ps][][t
  20. [21:47] <cutesyChef> CC: I want you to know that I have complete control over your domain.
  21. [21:47] <cutesyChef> I drop something on them.
  22. [21:47] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: bulls][][t
  23. [21:48] <Roland> You drop a helmet. It plops neatly on taniel's hesd
  24. [21:48] <Roland> Head
  25. [21:48] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: fuck y[]u [][]
  26. [21:48] <cutesyChef> CC: Say bullshit to that DORK!
  27. [21:48] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: w][at are y[]u a fuck][ng ps][[]n
  28. [21:49] <cutesyChef> CC: I dont know what that is but Im gonna say yes because it sounds cool!
  29. [21:49] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: t[][] muc][ []f a fuck][ng c[]war[] t[] actually f][g][t me
  30. [21:49] <cutesyChef> I plop down all the machinery.
  31. [21:49] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: []][ t][ats w][at t][][s s][][t ][s
  32. [21:50] <Roland> The machinery is plopped, tragically crushing several piles of shitty loot.
  33. [21:50] <Taniel_Gethes> hey, my loot isn't shitty >=:[
  34. [21:51] <cutesyChef> CC: Youre just saying that because youre upset!
  35. [21:51] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: ][m n[]t fuck][ng upset
  36. [21:51] <Roland> Well, it's the shitty loot for a reason.
  37. [21:51] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: w][y t][e ][ell w[]ul[] ][ be upset b][tc][j
  38. [21:51] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: b][tc][*
  39. [21:52] <cutesyChef> CC: Cuz I can mess with you and you can't mess back!
  40. [21:52] <cutesyChef> CC: Man I bet you really wanna hate kiss me now huh.
  41. [21:52] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: []][ ][ll f][n[] a way >=:]
  42. [21:52] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: maybe ][ [][] maybe ][ [][]nt
  43. [21:53] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: y[]ull just ][ave t[] c[]me ][ere an[] f][nd []ut
  44. [21:54] <cutesyChef> CC: Well I can't.
  45. [21:54] <cutesyChef> CC: Because I'm on a different planet!
  46. [21:55] <cutesyChef> CC: Now open up the cruxtruder!
  47. [21:55] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: n[]
  48. [21:56] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: fuck y[]u ][m n[]t [][]][ng w][at y[]u tell me
  49. [21:56] <Roland> A meteor impacts close to your hive.
  50. [21:57] <cutesyChef> CC: Well fine, just die like a dumbass then!
  51. [21:57] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: w][at t][e fuck []][[] y[]u [][] n[]w fuck][ea[]
  52. [21:57] <cutesyChef> CC: I'm saving you stupid!
  53. [21:58] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: yea][ r][g][t
  54. [21:58] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: w][at t][e ][ell ][s t][ere t][at ][ nee[] t[] be save[] fr[]m
  55. [21:58] <cutesyChef> I drop something heavy on the cruxtruder.
  56. [21:58] <cutesyChef> CC: Meteors.
  57. [21:58] <Roland> Roll dex
  58. [21:58] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: mete[]rs
  59. [21:59] <Roland> Guess some people gotta do all the work around here
  60. [21:59] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: t][ere were mete[]rs w][en ][ []][[] t][][s w][t][ t][at []t][er c][][ck
  61. [21:59] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: w][at t][e fuck ][s up w][t][ mete[]rs
  62. [21:59] <cutesyChef> Roll(1d20)+1: 9,+1 Total:10
  63. [22:00] <Roland> A cauldron clangs on the lid, knocking it off
  64. [22:00] <Roland> A Sprite comes out, propelling a dowel out with it
  65. [22:01] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: []kay t][][s s][][t
  66. [22:01] <cutesyChef> CC: Yeah this shit! You know what to do!
  67. [22:01] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: s[] t][ere are mete[]rs []ut t][ere
  68. [22:01] <cutesyChef> I put down the card.
  69. [22:01] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: ][[]w ba[] are t][ese mete[]rs
  70. [22:02] <Roland> Bad, you reckon; another one crashes even closer
  71. [22:03] <Roland> Your reckoning is at hand
  72. [22:03] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: []kay ][ll [][] t][][s bulls][][t
  73. [22:03] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: but n[]t because y[]u t[]l[] me t[][]
  74. [22:03] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: just because ][ [][]nt want t[] []][e
  75. [22:04] <Taniel_Gethes> I take the dowel over to the lathe and insert it and the card into the machine.
  76. [22:04] <cutesyChef> CC: Sureeeee.
  77. [22:04] <cutesyChef> CC: Youre cute when you get flustered.
  78. [22:04] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: ][ey fuck y[]u
  79. [22:04] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: fuck y[]u ][m n[]t cute
  80. [22:04] <Roland> The lathe carves the dowel. It looks like a lightbulb
  81. [22:05] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: ][m a fuck][ng ba[]ass
  82. [22:05] <Taniel_Gethes> I put the lathe onto the alchemiter.
  83. [22:05] <cutesyChef> CC: Sure thing cutie.
  84. [22:06] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: GA][ FUCK Y[]U
  85. [22:06] <Roland> It creates a small card, with the instruction: read aloud the reverse side of this card.
  86. [22:07] <Taniel_Gethes> I turn the card over and see what it says.
  87. [22:07] <Roland> It reads: "I'm sorry."
  88. [22:07] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: w][at
  89. [22:08] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: w][at t][e fuck ][s t][][s
  90. [22:08] <cutesyChef> CC: What? Just do the thing!
  91. [22:08] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: []][[] y[]u [][] t][][s y[]u fuck][ng bulls][][t ass fuck][ea[]
  92. [22:08] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: w][at t][e fuck [][] ][ even nee[] t[] say s[]rry f[]r
  93. [22:09] <cutesyChef> CC: What are you talking about?
  94. [22:09] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: t][][s fuck][ng s][][t says t[] say s[]rry
  95. [22:10] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: w][at t][e fuck []][[] ][ ever [][] t[] y[]u y[]u fuck][ng g[][][]amne[] fuck][ng b][tc][
  96. [22:10] <cutesyChef> CC: Well just say it!
  97. [22:10] <cutesyChef> CC: I don't think I can even hear you talk!
  98. [22:10] <cutesyChef> CC: Dumbass!
  99. [22:10] <Taniel_Gethes> HH: []kay w][atever fuck y[]u
  100. [22:11] <Roland> Time is running out!
  101. [22:11] <Taniel_Gethes> I say 'I'm sorry' to the nobody in the room.
  102. [22:11] <Roland> Everything flashes white!
  103. [22:11] <Roland> When your vision readjusts, you hear seagulls...
  104. [22:12] <Roland> Your hive rocks gently
  105. [22:12] <Taniel_Gethes> Oh wait, I never protoed anything.
  106. [22:12] <Roland> And you can hear gentle waves
  107. [22:12] <Taniel_Gethes> Let's just say that I threw my axe into the kernelsprite at some point
  108. [22:12] <Roland> Damn. That's ice cold, but sure!
  109. [22:13] <Taniel_Gethes> What are waves?
  110. [22:13] <Taniel_Gethes> What do those sound like?
  111. [22:13] <Roland> Like, the ocean? You ain't never heard the ocean?
  112. [22:13] <Taniel_Gethes> No.
  113. [22:13] <Roland> Why not step outside and behold?
  114. [22:13] <Taniel_Gethes> Well I've heard of it.
  115. [22:13] <Taniel_Gethes> But I don't really know much about it.
  116. [22:14] == tangledThespian [[email protected]] has joined #rpgstuck_orwell
  117. [22:14] <Taniel_Gethes> Well sure then.
  118. [22:14] <Taniel_Gethes> I step outside and see what this weird sound is all about.
  119. [22:14] <Roland> You see a vast ocean. Your hive rests atop a boat.
  120. [22:15] <Roland> Islands dot the horizon, and you are politely informed by the letters in the sky that this is the land of ships and scurvy.
  121. [22:15] <Roland> ==END?==
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