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- -- abacinateAlbatross [AA] began trolling doubleGunslinger [DG] at 14:15 --
- -- abacinateAlbatross [AA] strolls up to "Flynnt", her wild hair tousled by the light wind. --
- -- doubleGunslinger [DG] is lying down, eyes closed, either sleeping or pretending to. --
- AA: <\ Hey there, hot stuff. />
- -- abacinateAlbatross [AA] licks her claws, and then stoops down to crouch over Flynnt, grabbing onto the scuff of his shirt. --
- AA: <\ Up you get now. />
- -- doubleGunslinger [DG] doesn't move, and stays like that, pretending to be asleep --
- AA: <\ I'm talking to you, you lazy son of a bitch! />
- -- abacinateAlbatross [AA] gives him a little shake. --
- DG: Hey there.
- DG: Can I sleep now?
- -- doubleGunslinger [DG] doesn't even open his eyes --
- AA: <\ No, sweetie, honey. You can't. />
- AA: <\ 'Cause I got something to say to you. />
- DG: I'm listening.
- AA: <\ Soon enough, your pretty little double's gonna come stumbling in here. />
- DG: And?
- AA: <\ And mine'll be coming in her own time, too. />
- AA: <\ We've gotta talk game plan, you clueless prick. />
- DG: That's not my problem.
- AA: <\ Sweetie. Honey. Babe. />
- AA: <\ It's your problem if I say it is. />
- DG: Nope.
- DG: Sides, I already have my game plan ready.
- AA: <\ And right now I want someone to bitch at while I figure this out. />
- AA: <\ What's yours, then? />
- DG: Sleep. Watch clouds.
- DG: Repeat.
- DG: Not being annoyed is part of it too.
- AA: <\ You're hopeless, you know that? />
- DG: You're not helping.
- AA: <\ Gee, I wonder why? />
- AA: <\ Maybe it's because I don't give a shit. />
- DG: And you think I do?
- AA: <\ It's in your best interests, hotty. />
- DG: What's in the clouds again?
- AA: <\ My victory. />
- DG: Your problem.
- -- abacinateAlbatross [AA] leans over "Flynnt", grabbing at his shirt collar. --
- AA: <\ Baby, you're wounding me here. />
- AA: <\ If I can't get what I came here for... I'm just gonna have to amuse myself some other way. />
- -- doubleGunslinger [DG] yawns --
- -- abacinateAlbatross's [AA'S] face hovers close to his for a few moments... and then she shoves him down, straightening up. --
- AA: <\ You know what? I don't want a lazy scumbag like you. />
- AA: <\ You're no fun at all. No fight whatsoever in you. />
- AA: <\ Bet you'd just lie there even if I killed you. />
- -- doubleGunslinger [DG] rolls a bit, lying on his side --
- DG: Yeah, whatever.
- DG: Are you done?
- AA: <\ Fuck you. />
- -- abacinateAlbatross [AA] turns to storm off in the direction of the staircase. --
- -- doubleGunslinger [DG] goes the fuck to sleep --
- -- abacinateAlbatross [AA] stomps down the stairs, swearing under her breath about stupid lazy assholes. --
- -- abacinateAlbatross [AA] gave up trolling doubleGunslinger [DG] at 14:42 --
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