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> S!Paloma: Pester S!Flynnt.

May 7th, 2012
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  1. -- abacinateAlbatross [AA] began trolling doubleGunslinger [DG] at 14:15 --
  2. -- abacinateAlbatross [AA] strolls up to "Flynnt", her wild hair tousled by the light wind. --
  3. -- doubleGunslinger [DG] is lying down, eyes closed, either sleeping or pretending to. --
  4. AA: <\ Hey there, hot stuff. />
  5. -- abacinateAlbatross [AA] licks her claws, and then stoops down to crouch over Flynnt, grabbing onto the scuff of his shirt. --
  6. AA: <\ Up you get now. />
  7. -- doubleGunslinger [DG] doesn't move, and stays like that, pretending to be asleep --
  8. AA: <\ I'm talking to you, you lazy son of a bitch! />
  9. -- abacinateAlbatross [AA] gives him a little shake. --
  10. DG: Hey there.
  11. DG: Can I sleep now?
  12. -- doubleGunslinger [DG] doesn't even open his eyes --
  13. AA: <\ No, sweetie, honey. You can't. />
  14. AA: <\ 'Cause I got something to say to you. />
  15. DG: I'm listening.
  16. AA: <\ Soon enough, your pretty little double's gonna come stumbling in here. />
  17. DG: And?
  18. AA: <\ And mine'll be coming in her own time, too. />
  19. AA: <\ We've gotta talk game plan, you clueless prick. />
  20. DG: That's not my problem.
  21. AA: <\ Sweetie. Honey. Babe. />
  22. AA: <\ It's your problem if I say it is. />
  23. DG: Nope.
  24. DG: Sides, I already have my game plan ready.
  25. AA: <\ And right now I want someone to bitch at while I figure this out. />
  26. AA: <\ What's yours, then? />
  27. DG: Sleep. Watch clouds.
  28. DG: Repeat.
  29. DG: Not being annoyed is part of it too.
  30. AA: <\ You're hopeless, you know that? />
  31. DG: You're not helping.
  32. AA: <\ Gee, I wonder why? />
  33. AA: <\ Maybe it's because I don't give a shit. />
  34. DG: And you think I do?
  35. AA: <\ It's in your best interests, hotty. />
  36. DG: What's in the clouds again?
  37. AA: <\ My victory. />
  38. DG: Your problem.
  39. -- abacinateAlbatross [AA] leans over "Flynnt", grabbing at his shirt collar. --
  40. AA: <\ Baby, you're wounding me here. />
  41. AA: <\ If I can't get what I came here for... I'm just gonna have to amuse myself some other way. />
  42. -- doubleGunslinger [DG] yawns --
  43. -- abacinateAlbatross's [AA'S] face hovers close to his for a few moments... and then she shoves him down, straightening up. --
  44. AA: <\ You know what? I don't want a lazy scumbag like you. />
  45. AA: <\ You're no fun at all. No fight whatsoever in you. />
  46. AA: <\ Bet you'd just lie there even if I killed you. />
  47. -- doubleGunslinger [DG] rolls a bit, lying on his side --
  48. DG: Yeah, whatever.
  49. DG: Are you done?
  50. AA: <\ Fuck you. />
  51. -- abacinateAlbatross [AA] turns to storm off in the direction of the staircase. --
  52. -- doubleGunslinger [DG] goes the fuck to sleep --
  53. -- abacinateAlbatross [AA] stomps down the stairs, swearing under her breath about stupid lazy assholes. --
  54. -- abacinateAlbatross [AA] gave up trolling doubleGunslinger [DG] at 14:42 --
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