M4F

[M4F] [GWA Script Offer]/[Prompt] Close Your Eyes and Think of England [MILF] [Appreciation], [Reassuring], [Romantic], [L-Bomb],[Long Term Relationship], [Jane Austen Fetish]; [Biaccentual] (optional; 'Word' says it’s not a word; I say it is!); [Kinky] [Ad Libs] REQUIRED, IMPROVISERS WANTED; [Request fill] for /u/redvelvettrifle, sort of.

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Some time ago I saw a comment at https://www.reddit.com/r/GWABackstage/comments/46cm8y/discussion_what_would_be_your_ideal_gwa_audio/d04r4ya) by /u/redvelvettrifle and I thought: huh, we really need some of that. So, here’s my attempt.

About 500 words + massive ad libs.

The idea behind this script/prompt is that the listener (your wife or your long term life partner) is feeling down and you cheer her up with some wild sex peppered with her beloved Jane Austen stuff.

Now about the ad libbing part: it’s tricky and challenging; it will take creativity and willingness to sound silly, as it must incorporate some Jane Austen quotes, misused and partially mutilated by me. :D The poor lady must be spinning in her grave… To make it more interesting for the performer, there are practically no limits to what he can speak about; just have fun.

The quotes are __marked like this__; an overdone British accent is totally optional, but would be really cool. Acting suggestions {look like this}.

So, I provide a lead-in and a lead-out, and the performer (should there be any), when it comes to the actual sex part, provides his energy, man sounds and his favourite kinks, the naughtier the better. No snuff, I guess, LOL; otherwise anything goes, surprise us (and reflect that in your tags)! ;-) The title is ironic.

Other changes and improvisation are welcome, too.

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A penny for your thoughts!

Ah, she posted a selfie again? Instagram is evil. I had been happier before I knew what everybody’s bathroom looked like.

What about her?

{Being polite, without much interest} She looks just fine, I guess.

Well, I wouldn’t call her a show-off; one can see she is not a work-out maniac obsessed with perfect butts… She looks fine, yeah. Nice top, too.

I wouldn’t be much of a gentleman if I bashed some poor woman who just wanted to feel a little better about herself, now would I?

Be the person I know you are, press that stupid heart button and come here… {A kiss.}

{In a softer voice} That’s not what it’s really about, huh?

You?

What do you mean – ‘too’? What do you mean – ‘still’?

Of course, we are not… Romeo and Juliet anymore, but, as far as I am concerned, you only get hotter and hotter. You are certainly more free {A kiss}, and confident {A kiss}, and… kinky… {A long kiss}

Well, if you don’t believe me, believe this {Insert your favourite euphemism for an erection} in my pants…

I cannot rationally control it, I wish I could. Men never can. __It is a truth universally acknowledged__…

{Laughs} Of course I remember! I’ve been watching the damn thing with you for twenty years.

The first time I was this stupid kid who couldn’t wait to get into your panties. When you invited me over ‘to watch a movie’, I thought I was about to get lucky, but you were so much into it, so eager to share… So I hugged one of your pillows to cover up and thought ‘__I shall conquer this, I shall__’.

It’s like your comfort food. We basically had it on loop when you were due for the first time. It was already a DVD. Your water broke when they were at the party at Mrs. Philips’s. {A middle-aged lady impression} ‘__Hearts, Mr. Collins! Hearts!__’

Wait, wait… I can do one better… {clears throat} Here were go… {Colin Firth impression /an overdone upper class British accent will do, too; passionately} __In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.__

{A kiss; laughs}

Now close your eyes and think of England.

And tell me what you want… Anything you want… We have the whole afternoon…

{Gasps, groans, laughs} That certainly cannot be found in Jane Austen. You dirty, dirty girl!..


************** HERE BEGINS THE AD LIB PART ***************

{Sex sounds, comments and encouragements to your liking; use any/some or all of the following, or other quotes of your choice, the order is up to you, too}


I imagine Mr. Darcy would totally be into it, though. Once you get to know him really, really well… so that he finally opens up about his true desires…


Like that? Or should I {insert appropriate action, LOL} you __in a more gentlemanlike manner__?


__Compliments always take you by surprise__…


__My mind was more agreeably engaged. I have been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine breasts on a pretty woman can bestow__. Don’t laugh, you’ll ruin it!


Dirty boy? __And this is your opinion of me! This is the estimation in which you hold me!__


__It has been coming on so gradually, that I hardly know when it began.__


{Etc., etc.; improvise to an orgasm.}


************** THE AD LIB PART ENDS HERE ***************

{Panting; a pause}

You are perfect. Just that. No ‘too’s, no ‘still’s. {A long kiss}

{Chuckles} Thank you, I have my moments. I certainly know how you get a woman. It’s with Swiss chocolate and her favourite book.

{Exhales} Now, come on. I’ll bring you some fruit, and you go grab that special edition DVD. You know you want to.