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Jul 14th, 2018
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  1. 3:26 AM - RAPTOR shotaway: thats a good ][_{[]}][_
  2. 3:27 AM - hyperbolic lunean function: 8===D {[]}
  3. 3:27 AM - hyperbolic lunean function: hahaha
  4. 3:27 AM - RAPTOR shotaway: hahahaha
  5. 3:27 AM - RAPTOR shotaway: sex
  6. 3:28 AM - hyperbolic lunean function: 69
  7. 3:28 AM - hyperbolic lunean function: hahaha
  8. 3:27 AM - RAPTOR shotaway: woah
  9. 3:28 AM - hyperbolic lunean function: (thats the sex number)
  10. 3:27 AM - RAPTOR shotaway: oh shi
  11.  
  12. [11:14:43 PM] (Channel) andrew: we got 18 in the showers last to spec is fucked
  13.  
  14. 12:19 AM - spooky salesman: I get bored when no one is on
  15. 12:19 AM - spooky salesman: so like
  16. 12:20 AM - spooky salesman: Im just gonna record people and make vaporwave to it
  17.  
  18. 11:02 PM - Spec Deck: i am a bottomless well of insight
  19.  
  20. Aowwl : hack ur router. Anon!
  21. Aowwl : mine ip is217812 e7891230
  22.  
  23. 10:42 PM - spooky sarah lover ^___________^: i need 245$ a month from you
  24. 10:42 PM - alto | lvl3ashvillelower.tf: .
  25. 10:42 PM - spooky sarah lover ^___________^: that a yes
  26.  
  27. 3:46 AM - spooky sarah lover ^___________^: lsioten u sliitle shti
  28.  
  29. 'it's like Slash found a shovel and just started going ham' - freelander
  30. 'not Slash it's more like Dig' - zag
  31. 'what are these HMs?' - syath
  32.  
  33. P. Diddly : ok
  34. P. Diddly : so you have to fuck one of the rugrats
  35. P. Diddly : which one
  36. womanlover69 lf sexhaver420 : chucky
  37. Orvid : the one called 'gun'
  38. womanlover69 lf sexhaver420 : every time
  39. Kumat0ra B>Quicksells : DILL
  40. Kumat0ra B>Quicksells : NO TEETH
  41.  
  42. 4:53 AM - Faint zuchima has changed their name to Jim Verizon.
  43. 4:54 AM - Jim Verizon: hey its me
  44.  
  45. https://pastebin.com/rK3KCzMq
  46.  
  47. 6:21 PM - SOMEBODY SCREEEEEAAAAAM: and i can confidently say that that is the first time ive gone to hentai haven with the sole intention of finding a meme
  48. 6:22 PM - SOMEBODY SCREEEEEAAAAAM: actually no one time i went there to link futa club
  49. 6:22 PM - SOMEBODY SCREEEEEAAAAAM: second time
  50.  
  51. 10:17 PM - zagron: can u fill out the ThickNigga™ Application Form next
  52. 10:21 PM - zagron: finish that shit like a quickenloan cuz im dyin ova here
  53.  
  54. 'my dog died a while ago - zuchima
  55. '...omega lul' - syath
  56.  
  57. 2:28 Trelan: hey shotaway do you wanna get cute little microwave pizzas and feed them to each other?
  58.  
  59. 5:00 AM - pyrrhapple: Alto I've lost all control of my mental processing
  60. 5:00 AM - pyrrhapple: I'm in places I didnt even think possible
  61. 5:00 AM - pyrrhapple: 2 and a half bottles
  62. 5:00 AM - pyrrhapple: of apple cider
  63. 5:00 AM - pyrrhapple: I'm
  64. 5:00 AM - pyrrhapple: in another dimension
  65.  
  66. 'tracer's behind you sweetie.... I MEAN RETARD' - syath
  67. '.........' - alto, zag, freelander
  68. 'I WAS TALKING WITH SARAH ALL DAY OKAY' - syath
  69.  
  70. DelDongo : ur chillin @ home and ur gf gets 5 ping wyd?
  71.  
  72. 'i'll be in orlando to go to a new year's party with my cousin' - alto
  73. 'is your cousin hot?' - russell
  74. 'uhhhh...' - everyone
  75. 'ROLL TIDE' - zag
  76.  
  77. ● *DEAD* shotaway : i play cs go you guessed it elegiggle ima faggo
  78.  
  79. 11:14 PM - kung fu kenny: so i apologize if this is weird, but a girl sent me a nude and this was my response https://imgur.com/a/U2qu9
  80.  
  81. 4:19 PM - shotaway | pan.tf champion: 3:19 PM - fry-yo tech: I’m dying
  82. 3:19 PM - fry-yo tech: Ask alto if we have scrims for me pls
  83. 4:20 PM - cocoa puffs with ranch: yes we do
  84. 4:20 PM - fry-yo tech: ??
  85. 4:20 PM - fry-yo tech: Where do u like
  86. 4:20 PM - fry-yo tech: Find anime shot posts
  87. 4:20 PM - fry-yo tech: But like
  88. 4:20 PM - fry-yo tech: Red spy in the base tonight
  89. 4:20 PM - fry-yo tech: Everybody just have a good time
  90. 4:22 PM - fry-yo tech: Golden Corral is the fucking motel 6 of buffets man
  91.  
  92. 11:33 PM - zagron: i think someone just told theoretical spy to kill himself
  93.  
  94. 4:13 AM - zagron: i love
  95. 4:13 AM - zagron: GAY ANIEMK GIL
  96.  
  97. 'i'm 4-2 on pug demo LUL' - alto
  98. 'how do you have a 200% win rate on demo?' - spec
  99. ---later that night
  100. 'spec had 3600 threats on his computer and a virus in his ram' - zuchima
  101.  
  102. [4:31:54 PM] (Channel) zuchima: *hey wanna fuck*
  103. [4:31:55 PM] (Channel) freelander: *opens gym*
  104.  
  105. 7:16 AM - zagron: first llo nuihter iof the semester
  106. 7:17 AM - zagron: setyingh my alarn for 7:39 u better hiope i dont skeep through it or tesla gonna OWNNu
  107. 7:24 AM - zagron: is it possible to trancend thrugh touhou hardstyle and instrumental edm
  108. 7:18 PM - zagron: YO
  109. 7:18 PM - zagron: ITS SO EASY TO NOT SLEEP WHEN U JAMMING TO HARDSTYLE ALL DAY
  110. 7:25 PM - zagron: idk why my head throbbing though
  111.  
  112. 4:58 AM - onegai risetto shite: this is patrick
  113. 4:59 AM - cant remember who this is: Dedoris easy second place.
  114. 4:59 AM - cant remember who this is: This is
  115. 4:59 AM - cant remember who this is: The worst timeline.
  116. 4:59 AM - onegai risetto shite: no
  117. 4:59 AM - onegai risetto shite: this is patrick
  118.  
  119. Red la bowl magnifique WAKE ME UP
  120. Blu spring rolls SPEC
  121. Blu Mr.DelDongo #LFDates ›› wake meup
  122. Blu spring rolls DECK
  123. Red la bowl magnifique CAN'T WAKE UP
  124. Blu ›› wax SPEC DECK
  125. Red la bowl magnifique SAVE MEEE
  126.  
  127. 3:40 AM - pyrrha: GOD DAMNIT
  128. 3:40 AM - pyrrha: IVE BEEN GOOBIED
  129.  
  130. 3:15 PM - UGC Kumori: Weeb
  131. 3:15 PM - itsumo/soba ni/iruyo *clap clap*: ^___^
  132. 3:15 PM - UGC Kumori: Fuck off.
  133. 3:15 PM - UGC Kumori: Go open a fortune cookie.
  134.  
  135. 10:27 PM - vVROYO Thot Team Epic: DM for deathmatch not decision making
  136.  
  137. 3:43 AM - Notorious B. T. W.: it's nice that you're a fucking autist so I don't have to worry about your personal feelings since you don't have any
  138. 3:44 AM - zagron: im glad that you see me as an entity rather then a human so when i kill myself in a couple months we can omegalul over it
  139.  
  140. Mangle : hello im an anmitronic fox just looking for an fair match and a 'good time'
  141.  
  142. 'alto when we walked into that classroom thing i was gonna make a shooter joke but realized it was real life' - shotaway
  143.  
  144. 11:37 PM - talent: beating karl: https://i.imgur.com/1jU3oJa.png
  145. 11:38 PM - talent: beating karl: 'the knd spy'
  146. 11:53 PM - Dimento^: I dont like this
  147.  
  148. 4:33 AM - sovereign straight lays pipe: i have not looked at anything tf2 for months
  149. 4:33 AM - sovereign straight lays pipe: but this makes me want to play again
  150. 4:33 AM - sovereign straight lays pipe: reclaim my throne as the chad women respecter of UGC
  151.  
  152. 4:44 AM - 2w.pussyprober: xenith graced my backseat with his ass sweat
  153. 4:44 AM - 2w.pussyprober: i went home and sniffed it for 2 hours and 48 minutes
  154.  
  155. *DEAD* FROYO b4nny : when u need 3 arrows to kill me
  156.  
  157. 'if iCarly had hooves i'd be all over her' - mason
  158.  
  159. 4:33 PM - Comanglia: I sent my wife the video
  160. 4:33 PM - Comanglia: of me fucking you
  161. 4:33 PM - smurg.knd: LOL
  162. 4:33 PM - Comanglia: only context I gave her was VOLUME WARNING
  163. 4:34 PM - Comanglia: she sent me an emoji of crying laughter
  164.  
  165. 12:41 PM - +6 atk/spd to adjacent tony: does he fuck his sister or someone else
  166. 12:41 PM - BOOSTED FUCKIN ORCAS: bro
  167. 12:41 PM - BOOSTED FUCKIN ORCAS: rel shit
  168. 12:41 PM - BOOSTED FUCKIN ORCAS: does it mttr
  169. 12:41 PM - BOOSTED FUCKIN ORCAS: his dick wet
  170. 12:41 PM - BOOSTED FUCKIN ORCAS: NBRO
  171. 12:41 PM - BOOSTED FUCKIN ORCAS: UR S IDNT
  172.  
  173. 11:01 PM Dimento: x = 1 (Goblin) y = 1 (Baiter) corr(x,y)=/=0 :thenking:
  174. 11:03 PM Dimento: Bait = b0 + b1Goblin
  175. 11:03 PM Dimento: b1 > 0
  176. 11:03 PM Dimento: :thonking:
  177.  
  178. 10:15 PM - alto: LOL
  179. 10:16 PM - alto has changed their name to r.santos_GLUTES69.
  180. 10:19 PM - n.walker_BICEPS73 is now Online.
  181. 10:19 PM - n.walker_BICEPS73: LMAO
  182.  
  183. 'diapers are just gamer underwear how else are you supposed to bang out those hours of epic fortnite gaming' - mason
  184.  
  185. Dr. Tom : wow insulrt for lewed noises you must be proud killing the medic who is casually hanging
  186. Insult for lewd noises : Uwaa
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