Everything Wrong With NWSU in less than forty minutes

Tsaaq: ((They never wear clothes, one day they should just be naked.))
Covet: -Cadence was in the stairwell at the end of the hall running up and down them. She was sweaty and panting hard as she kept pushing herself to do another floor-
Alexithymiaa: (How does one run with large boobs?)
Tsaaq: ((You just hold them.))
Alexithymiaa: (Sounds like a lot of work.)
Covet: [A good bra that's one size too small]
Covet: batten that shit down]
Tsaaq: ((They still bounce.))
Covet: [But she's doing stairs, so they are yeah...still all over the place]
Alexithymiaa: (Im suddenly thankful to have small boobs.)
Covet: [XD Same]
Tsaaq: He sat on the floor amidst the pillows in front of the television. Remy sputtered his lips, scrolling through his blog shit on his laptop while holding his phone to his ear. "You only need to be here for Friday, get the tatts with Hay and I. Then you and Sasha can go back home." He said softly into the reciever end. "I know, I'm paying. I saved up already. Mom. Mom, Mom stop yelling Jesus Christ! It's fine." Remy sighed and covered his face with his hand. "Yeah... I didn't forget." He grumbled.
Alexithymiaa: -Jade stepped out of her room, her sleeved hand covering her mouth as she stepped down into the living room. Remy's voice filled her ears as she headed into the kitchen, fiddling with the coffee pot to start a fresh pot and basically just fucking eavesdropping on Remy because I imagine she does that a lot.-
Covet: -Cadence was almost at the top of the stairs for their floor when she tripped on the last few and fell, scuffing her hands on the cement of the floor and catching her knee on the metal of the stairs. She felt it break the skin.- FUCK!... -she cursed out watching it start to bleed down her leg.-
Tsaaq: He looked up and spotted Jade in the kitchen then turned to look at his laptop screen once more. "I promise I'm never touching that stuff ever again. I swear." Remy said quietly. "Okay, I'll see you Friday. Tell Sasha I said goodnight. Kiss Petey for me." He paused and frowned widely. "No, not Sylvester, Petey. My dog. No. Not the fucking cat- Okay. Bye mom." Remy scoffed then hung up his phone, looking at the door. "Cay isn't back yet?" He wondered outloud.
Alexithymiaa: -She shook her head as if he were talking to her and he could see her, leaning her back against the counter as the coffee brewed. "No... I haven't seen her in a while."-
Covet: -Cadence sat at the top of the stairs for a moment before she got up and sort of limped trying to keep the blood from getting anywhere down the hallway, and because it stung as she walked. Making her way to her door she opened it up and grumbled as she closed it behind her- Can I get a towel with some soap and water on it please...I tripped and caught my knee.  -she hissed out and sat down on the landing to take her shoes off-
Tsaaq: He furrowed his eyebrows then looked at the door once again. "Shit, hang on." Remy said as he put his laptop aside and went into the kitchen to grab a hand towel and put water and dish wash soap on it because he's a man and doesn't know the difference. He went over to Cadence and went to put it on her knee. "You okay?" Remy asked quickly.
Alexithymiaa: -Jade walked over into the living room, keeping her distance from Cadence because blood. "That... looks painful. Do you want a band aid or something?"-
Covet: Yeah, I'm fine it just stings a bit. I'll need a band aid yeah, but I'll get one out of my bathroom in a se-FUCK That stings! -she said winching when Remy put the towel on her knee, soap was soap, but the thicker consistency of the dishsoap made it burn a bit- It looks worse than it is I think.
Tsaaq: Remy frowned a moment as he patted her shoulder. "You're okay." He whispered. "I've done worse to your butthole." Remy said jokingly, letting go of the towel and sitting down beside her on the landing.
Alexithymiaa: -Jade immediately looked down at her feet when she heard Remy's remark, growing more uncomfortable by the second. "Um... so.... yeah... I can get you a band aid... if you want one...."-
Covet: Oh my god! -she laughed out, that helping to ignore the pain a bit. This is what I get for wanting to work out at home I guess. -She looked at Jade and gave a node- Sure, They're some in my bathroom, behind the mirror. Get me the biggest one you can find or a couple med- You know just bring the whole box.
Tsaaq: "Looks like you're going to need me to be your spotter while you work out. Jesus." He laughed again and placed an arm around her. "Yeah, go." Remy waved his hand at Jade even though he didn't really hear what she had said.
Alexithymiaa: -She took a couple of steps backwards before turning around and walking up into Cadence's room casually. Once she was out of sight, she broke into a jog, darting into the bathroom and returning with the box of band aids. She took her sweet ass time walking them over to Cadence and Remy despite her own little bit of panic for this bitch's leg. "Here."-
Covet: I'm surprised you weren't there, The girls were all over the place. I'd say you could join me, but we might get distracted halfway through doing anything productive. -she smirked at him and watched as Jade came back in- Thanks, Jade. -She opened the box and pulled out the neosporin, [Because my mom always kept the neosporin in the bandaid box for some reason] and a couple of the bigger bandaids.-
Tsaaq: He shrugged his shoulders. "We just have to learn how to focus." He told her then shifted in his spot beside her so he could help her tend to her boo-boo. "Want me to kiss it once the bandaid is on?" Remy asked her jokingly.
Alexithymiaa: "You're welcome..." She mumbled, easing herself back away from them and toying with her tongue ring between her teeth. "Do you need anything else?"-
Covet: Or get a rewards system set up. That could be fun. -She smiled and gave Remy a nod- Yes, how else is it going to start feeling better? -she said to him, incredulously at the possibility of him not kissing it better. Looking up at Jade she shook her head- um no, I think This is good. -Cadence got the neosporin on her cut then pulled the wrappers off the bandaids getting them put over the cut.-
Tsaaq: Remy leaned over and assisted in placing the bandaids. "That'll be all." He said in a British accent before waving his hand at Jade then went to kiss Cadence's knee. "There ya go. All patched up, looking like a hardcore roller derby chick." He patted her shoulder again and kissed her head with a loud smacking noise before standing up.
Alexithymiaa: -Jade pulled her sleeves down over her hands, just kind of awkwardly standing and watching them be lovey on each other.-
Covet: Feels better already Babe. You're sweet, but this barely counts as something bad ass. This is just me being a clutz. -She laughed  and held her hand up to him so she could get back up off the floor-  What are you guys up to?  -she asked them, now that she was cleaned up.-
Tsaaq: He smirked at her and put his hands in the front of his pants as he walked towards the kitchen. "Nothing, just got off the phone with Jacqueline." Remy said as he went to get himself a soda and looked back at Cadence. "You want one?" He asked.
Alexithymiaa: "I was just making coffee..." She kept her voice low, turning to walk back to the kitchen to set down a mug on the counter for herself.-
Covet: A drink yes, but a water please. Soda would defeat everything I just fell for. -Cadence got up and made her way into the kitchen with a slight limp, babying her cut- How's your mom and dad doing? -she asked then looked at Jade- I love that the house always smells like coffee, I'm not fond of drinking it...but that smell.
Tsaaq: "It's alright. Anybody can make coffee. It's not like she invented coffee." Remy said with a scoff as he grabbed her a water bottle and cracked open his soda, slurping it loudly. "They're okay. They're coming for Hayley's birthday on Friday. We're getting family tatts. It's gonna be rad." He said as he turned to hand her the water.
Alexithymiaa: "Okay...." She mumbled in response to Remy's remark, pouring herself a cup of coffee and moving to the fridge to grab the milk to pour way too much into the mug. "Sounds fun."-
Covet: No, but she makes this place smell like not sex and sweat. So kudos for that -Cadence l took the waterbottle from him and twisted off the cap, holding it up in a slight toast before she took a few big gulps of water, then wiped her face-  Oh awesome. You're still going to do the thing at the bar for her too right?
Tsaaq: He rolled his eyes. "I like the smell of sex and sweat better than the smell of coffee." He muttered. "Yeah that's on Thursday." Remy said, pointing his finger at her. "Friday is family shit so my parents can see her. Plus they were here last year during her birthday so I guess that'll be a thing until she graduates..." He trailed off.
Alexithymiaa: "So then I won't make coffee in the apartment ever, okay Remy? Jeez." She rolled her eyes, shoving the fridge door shut and grabbing her mug of coffee to stomp off into her bedroom, slamming the door shut behind her.-
Covet: Okay awesome. I intend to go, but I don't want it to be an issue if I'm there. It's her party after all. -Cadence paused and blinked for a second- But, but...I like it...-she trailed off- It's just coffee...I don't get it. The hell was that all about? -she said looking at Remy-
Tsaaq: "Yeah of course. Just come." Remy stood there silently as Jade stormed away from them then turned to look at Cadence. "When you compliment people on mundane shit it creates a culture where people want to be awarded for normal shit. That like, what's wrong with milennials." Remy said with a shrug. "That was MY point. I don't know why SHE'S boohooing." He went to grab another can of soda cause thirsty bro.
Alexithymiaa: (Youre making me thirsty)
Tsaaq: ((These pretzels are making me thirsty.))
Alexithymiaa: -Jade stormed across her room, placing her mug down next to her on the floor and dropping down into her pillows and blankets to be mad and immature I guess.-
Covet: Alright, I'll keep out of her way. -She raised an eyebrow and blinked- I was just trying to make her feel a little less awkward, in the place she lives in. Plus, I like the smell of coffee. It was a compliment to her caffine addiction.  I wasn't giving her a participation medal or anything. -Cadence mumbled, then changed the subject- So what are you and the family getting for tattoos?
Tsaaq: Remy shook her head. "It's been months. She's just going to have to suck it up. Stop treating her like a princess. It could be way worse." He widened his eyes a little then opened his soda so he could drink it just as fast as the first one. "It's going to be awesome. It's a lyric from a Rise Against song cause that little dork likes them and mom remembered that shit somehow. And we're all getting it but I'm getting mine on my arm so... I don't know where else I'd get it." He muttered.
Covet: I'm not treating her like a princess, I'm treating her like...a housemate? I'd say friend, but we've only hung out like...once..and that was months ago. -Cadence shrugged then smiled- Text tattoos, very nice, You could....get it on your ribs...or your back. Collar bone...depending on how long the lyrics are, or how big you are getting it.
Tsaaq: "She acts like a total a princess come on. You're playing into it." Remy said sternly as if he were talking about Jade like she was a kid. "Stop my arm is fine." He chuckled and shook his head at her. "Plus my other arm is lonely. I'll be even... Sort of."
Covet: -Cadence rolled her eyes and sighed- Yeah, maybe...I don't know. -She looked at both his arms then laughed- Yeah, sort of. I can't wait to see it. I'll help you take care of it, maybe kiss it better afterwords? -she gave him a smirk then gave a yawn- I'm pooped, you ready for bed, Stud muffin?
Tsaaq: Remy narrowed his eyes at her and grabbed her by her waist and pulled her in to him abruptly. "Hey, don't roll your fuckin' eyes at me." He grunted before laughing and kissed her forehead. He nodded his head. "Well thanks. I'm gonna need it. I didn't know what the fuck to do with my first tatt soo..." Remy trailed off. "Yeah Cupcake, let's go to sleep." He smacked her ass cheek and let go of her waist so he could hold her hand as they walked to the bedroom.
Covet: What are you going to do about it huh? -she stuck her tongue out at him then gave a yelp as he smacked her ass.- Cause if that's the treatment I'm gonna get, I might just have to roll my eyes more often. -She smirked and walked with him to the bedroom, to do whatever the fuck they were going to wind up doing-