[316] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Ninja Snowman Janitor
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
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Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 2: Ninja Snowman Janitor takes 156 damage.
Round 2: Dicksmash McIroncock watches the fight over your shoulder for a bit, but quickly grows bored and returns to the Buddy Bjorn, leaving some snagged cotton candy on your sleeve.
You acquire an item: cotton candy pinch
Round 2: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: Jick, Ban The Ox. surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Dicksmash McIroncock surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Grubert finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
You acquire an item: pail
You acquire an item: frigid ninja stars
After Battle: Grubert drops a thin black candle into your hand. It smells kind of weird... ugh, because it's made of bacon fat. Why does every dang thing have to be bacon?
You acquire an item: thin black candle
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 24 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek