You are a party of four adventurers who have been asked to investigate an abandoned castle owned formerly by Baron Von Bowlenheimer, a deceased noble who died in a freak bowling accident almost one hundred years ago. The adventurers guild has had reports of chaotic otherworldly sounds coming from the estate from the locals who tend the surrounding lands. On occasion they have also spotted lights from the decrepit castle windows that acompanies the horrible wailing noises but they have been far too cowardly to investigate themselves. Bowlenheimer was notorious for dabbling in enchanted items when he was alive and rumours have it that his vaults possess artefacts of unspeakable evil, worried about these items getting into the hands of those who would use them for unsavoury causes the guild has sent you forth on a noble adventure to get to the bottom of what's happening.
The first adventurer is Katakana Rex
The second adventurer is Pyopyo
The third adventurer is Pero
The final adventurer is Reploid

The adventure begins at a camp site where you and your three fellow adventurers have set up camp. You are travelling across the countryside to the abandoned castle owned by the late Baron Von Bowlenheimer.
Hiragana surveys the surrounding area of the castle and campsite, he turns to his feelow adventurers and says "This doesn't look too bad at all, what's the worse that could happen"
All of a sudden a ghostly figure appears in the centre of the camp, the adventurers grab their weapons and stand ready.
Pyopyo lets out and shocked "kyaaaaaaa" at the ghostly figure and then swiftly jumps behind Katakana Rex.
The ghostly figure introduces itself as Baron Von Bowlenheimer, the adventurers remain on their guard.
Pero swings with righteous fury at Pyopyo, punching them in the arm, "What's the deal with your castle?" She asks.
The ghost glares angrily at Pero, "I'm not a real ghost!
Reploid taps his staff on the ground, he raises he hand to his chin in a thinking motion and exclaims "You look pretty ghostly to me"
The ghost appears to grow angry at Reploid's observation, "I'm not a ghost, you have been tricked. The man who owns this castle does this with mirrors."
Extremely antagonized by the adventurers reluctance to believe his story that he is not actually a ghost he disappears into the air and towards the castle. Our adventurers are now perplexed by what they just encountered. They ponder if they should go inside the castle or not, and if they do they ponder if they should go inside together or separately.

The adventurers gather around a campfire and discuss their plan of action.
Katakana glances at the other adventurers, "I can't believe that ghost tried to dupe us like that, we should definitely charge into the castle" he shouts in a confident tone.
Pero looks around and adds "We should definitely look into it further"
Pyopyo grabs all of the adventurers belongings and enters the castle with the other adventurers following behind.
Upon entering the castle, the adventurers notice that the inside of it is very lavish. They assume that the ghost they encountered earlier is the owner of the castle, The Baron.
Pero looks around the interior of the castles and notices an old rundown staircase. There is a note on top of the staircase which reads "Do not go up these stairs".
Pero excitedly exclaims that they should all go up the stairs and explore.
The party of adventurers all go up the stairs which lead to a chest in the attic. In the chest is a note that reads: "If you are reading this, Congratulations! You've made it to the end, now you get a special prize!"
Reploid gets extremely excited at the prospects of finding something extremely valuable, Reploid runs off alone looking for the special prize.
Katakana follows behind, "We should stay together".
Pero and Pyopyo follow behind.
The remaining adventurers hear a scream coming from the direction that the rest of the adventurers ran off in.
Katakana glances behind and shouts back towards Pyopyo and Pero "We should get ready for something bad ahead, I can hear Reploid screaming"
Pero flies ahead to investigate the ruckus.
At the end of a dark hallway Pero sees Reploid and Katakana fighting hordes of ghosts.
Pyopyo specializes in fighting ghosts and takes the chance to slam their staff down onto the floor casting holy magic at the pack of ghosts surrounding their party members, the ghosts are instantly dazed and dispersed.
Katakana takes this opportunity to slice the ghosts into pieces.
Pero is a bit overwhelmed by the large amount of ghosts and takes some hits, but flies out of danger and hides behind some furniture.
Pero swiftly jumps out from behind the furniture at a passing ghost and screams frantically. The ghost takes instant damage and is sent into a fearful panic.
Pero then teleports behind the ghost party and screams again. The ghosts are so afraid that they flee out of the castle.
With the ghosts soundly defeated the party then regroups.
Pero looks around the castle and notices a massive amount of treasure in the rooms. A massive haul of gold, gems and magical items.
"We... Found all this treasure?" Reploid asks in amazement.
Reploid jumps head first into the pile of treasure, hurting his face in the process.
"We could buy our own castle!" Reploid says gleefully.
Pero looks around the treasure and notices a single chest that is much larger and shinier than the rest of the treasure.
The adventurers look inside the chest and to their amazement find a massive amount of gold, gems and magical items.
"We could buy our own country!" Reploid says incredulously.
The castle attendant appears in the treasure vault.
"Ah, I see you've found the late Baron's private treasury. Please take all of it, he has more than enough" Shekelstein says dismissively.
"Who are you?"
Katakana looks Shekelstein directly in the eyes, he says "We're here to deal with the Baron of this land" while unsheathing his sword.
"Stop." Reploid says.
"This is one of those damned ghost types isn't it? Kill it!" Katakana cries.
Pyopyo steps out in front of the party and casts shackle undead on Shekelstein. "You aren't perhaps of Jewish ancestry are you?" The white mage asks.
"No... Why?" Shekelstein responds suspiciously.
"Nothing, just a wild guess." Reploid says. "We're taking this castle!" The wizard declares.
Pero jumps towards Shekelstein, the attendant of the castle and grabs his head in an attempt to really work out if he's a ghost or not.
Shekelstein grabs Pero by the throat and the two are locked in a struggle of life and death.
"Stop! Stop!" Shekelstein cries.
"I CANT BREATH" shouts Shekelstein before being choked by the Elf.
Meanwhile, Katakana has been sent flying in the air and into a wall by a gust of wind. He is groaning from the pain and slowly losing consciousness.
Reploid attempts to bludgeon Shekelstein in the head with his staff while screaming at him to stop.
Katakana is on the verge of unconsciousness and only manages to utter a few words "Don't... Kill" before finally drifting into a sleep.
Pyopyo begins to cast healing magic on the injured tank, Katakana, in an attempt to wake him up. She manages to snap him out of his unconscious state and he looks up groggily.
Unfortunately, he groggily looks up at the sight of Reploid's skull staff smashing into his face.
The healing magic had great rejuvenation effects on Katakana, but being smashed in the face with the wizards staff has sent him into full battle mode, he readies his sword instantly and in a confused groggy state starts swinging his sword in a wild circle.
"STOP! STOP!" Reploid shouts, but it is too late.
Pero has already been half beheaded by the haphazard swinging of the tank.
Pyopyo starts crying and shouts "everyone stop fighting, can't you see this is what the Jews want?!". Pyopyo hastily starts healing Pero in the chaos that is ensuing.
"WHAT?!" Reploid and Katakana cry in unison, both stopping their fighting.
Confused at the actions of the adventurers, Shekelstein quietly mutters "I've not seen quite such a weird party of foolish adventurers yet to ever enter Baron Von Bowlenheimers domain".
You quickly think about what to do in this new situation...
Shekelstein rubs his hands together, and then licks them.
Pero witnesses Shekelstein licking his hands, turns to the other adventurers and states "He is probably infected now" Katakana and Reploid turn to Shekelstein with looks of accusation.
"I have not been infected by anything, I am a necromancer, I control the dead not become one of them!"
Reploid surrounds the necromancer with anti-magic to stop him using his necromantic powers.
"We have to kill him" states Katakana.
"No, we need to take him back to the capital for questioning, he knows something" Reploid argues.
Katakana looks at Reploid and says "I don't care about what he knows, we need to kill him and find the baron." Katakana takes his sword and swings tenaciously at the necromancer. Shekelstein swiftly puts up his hands and casts a bolt of lightning, electrocuting the tank.
Katakana falls to the ground as the other party members stop fighting and start shouting "Sssh!"
Pyopyo uses all their remaining power to cast the most powerful holy spell they have at Shekelstein, the tremendous amount of energy used and released sends the white mage unconscious, Shekelstein is instantly vaporized on the spot .
You ponder what to do next...
Pero starts transferring mana to Pyopyo, filling the white mage up with black mana.
"What are you doing?" Reploid shouts angrily.
"He is preventing me from being interrogated and used as a puppet by the jews!" Reploid stares at Pero in disbelief.
The party regroups after the fight with the necromancer, completely healed up and recovered from the previous battle. The party of adventurers begin making their way through the main courtyard of the castle and towards the banquet hall that leads up to the main tower where the Baron is most likely residing. The courtyard is filled with trees, wildflowers and wildlife. Pigeons scatter in all directions as you stomp through the gardens.
"There he is!" Reploid shouts.
Katakana swings at the Baron but his sword phases straight through the ghastly figures visage.
"He... he's a ghost..." states Katakana.
"No shit genius," Reploid retorts.
Pyopyo says to Reploid "Was that comment really needed, you've been acting strangely ever since you went off on your own earlier"
"Yes it was fucking needed, now let's get to killing this bastard, I've had enough of this game." Reploid charges towards the Baron with his axe held high.
"Make no mistake, Reploid is of Jewish descent too and we should be wary of him" Pero says to Katakana and Pero.
As the party approaches the main tower, you hear a scream from up ahead and see a young female servant sprinting away from the direction of the Baron's quarters.
The young female servant runs straight towards Reploid and stabs him in the gut with a candlestick holder, she begins weeping and kisses Reploid on the cheek, she then runs away again.
"What the fuck just happened?" Katakana asks.
Katakana shakes his head and says to Pyo and Pero, "Regardless of what the hell just happened I think we'll find our answers in the tower ahead"
The four adventurers enter the banquet hall.
A long dining table with eight chairs sits at the far end of the room, a large chandelier hangs from the ceiling and cobwebs blanket everything.
Reploid attempts to stop the bleeding from the candlestick holder wound in his stomach with his hands because Pyopyo is saving their mana for the coming fight ahead. The party of adventurers see the real Baron Von Bowlenheimer sitting on his throne at the end of the banquet hall.
"Your time has come to an end, Jewish Cat Lover."
The five adventurers approach the Baron.
"Don't say his name, it weakens his power!" Reploid shouts.
The Baron stands up clutching his enchanted Tuba.
"You have 24 hours to leave these lands or I will unleash upon you a curse that will destroy the world," states the Baron.
"Fuck your curses, you're coming with me right now,"
"We've already stolen all your gold from the vaults, not even Shekelstein could stop us" Pero shouts at the Baron. "Everybody knows a Jew with no money is completely powerless" she says in a second verbal assault, the Baron looks hurt by this comment and begins shaking as he struggles to keep his anger in check.
"And now you will pay for those words," he bellows.
"You can't taunt him like that, that's the tanks job" Katakana shouts to Pero as he readies his sword.
"We've got this, you just go be the sponge," Reploid jabs back at the tank.
"Yeah I'll be the sponge that cleans up this mess" Katakana says sarcastically to Reploid. Katakana leaps up onto the tables with his sword drawn and charges headlong towards the infuriated Baron.
The Baron takes a deep breath and blows a cone of paralyzing fear gas at the charging Katakana.
"Oh fuck me, I'm gonna shi-"
Pyopyo addresses the female servant and tips their hat, "We're going to need your help with this one, we promise you a share of the reward when it's over"
The servant nods and turns towards the Baron.
"She sure looks pretty from back here, why don't we keep her as a slave or something" Reploid shouts to Pyopyo.
"Fuck off you creep" Pero says to the Reploid the wizard who was bleeding out on the floor. Pero levitates Reploid into the air with gravity magic and flings the wizard into the oncoming gas attack as a shield for Katakana to regain their senses. Just as the wizard hits the gas cloud and the spell wears off.
"Mana Drain" shouts the Baron draining the blood of one of his Vampires "and now your life force!"
Reploid lifelessly drops down onto the table. The Baron gestures with his hand and the last of Shekelstein's magic comes undone from around Katakana's wound and he once again bleeds from his stomach.
Pyopyo quickly leaps into action and heals the tank and casts reinforcement magic. Pero begins to cast debilitating magic on the baron as Katakana raises his blade for the final assault on the Baron.
At this point the Baron begins to chant and his eyes turn completely black.
"Oh fuck, he's a necromancer" shouts Katakana.
"I'm glad you know what that is, because I sure don't" Reploid shouts at the tank.
"Shut up!" the tank barks back at the wizard.
The Baron laughs as he starts to summon the dead.
Pyopyo mixes the black and white magic combination received from Pero earlier on to cast enhancement magic on Katakanas sword, imbuing it with incredible offensive capabilities to rival legendary mythical blades.
"It's now or never, let's do this!"
Katakana rushes forward and swings his blade as the blade gets closer to the baron, his entire body begins to slow down until he becomes a still black and white blur.
The Baron screams in pain as he drops down to one knee.
"nothing personal kiddo" says Katakana as his after image blinks away, "I just can't see the realm live to suffer the Juden"
The baron roars as he falls forward and is beheaded instantly.
"Quick, cut off his head and put it on the table" Reploid commands to the party as the servants approach with their meat cleaver weapons.
"What? Why?" replies Katakana.
"I think you need to be put down and have you head cut off instead Reploid" Pero says as she borrows Katakanas sword and walks towards the injured Wizard.
"Yeah, let's do that instead, the wizard has to die. You heard what the baron said, the realm must be purged of the Jewish menace" Reploid begins to chant as he starts to cast a spell.
Noticing that the Wizard is starting to cast a spell, Katakana whips out a shiny golden coin from a pouch and flips it towards the Reploid to distract him. The coin begins to glow in front of Reploid's eyes, the coin is so bright it fills the entire room. Reploid stops chanting and shield his eyes from the glare.
With the distraction Katakana runs towards his coin and picks it up.
Katakana casts fist at Reploid and smashes him in the face, knocking him out instantly.
"Let's get the fuck out of here"
The adventurers make their way back to the tavern, Katakana carrying Pyopyo on his shoulder. On the way they bump into a group of town guards.
"Did you find the adventure you were after?"