TirkPTA Happyfuntime 9- Who needs PCs anyway

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	Elvis: 	OH WELL HERE'S THE TURN ORDAH THANK YA VERY MUCH
	Elvis: 	Electro, Gloria, Slayer, Pantera, Pinsir Poliwag, Valnce, Lods E. Money plants
Lydia: (( dat typo ))
Pantera: (( So Brick Break that Steel ass nigga. ))
Lydia: (( Poliwag is faster than Pantera ))
	Tuco: 	THE MONEY'S OVER HERE PINSIR MOVEMOVEMOVE BREAK HIS BRICKS
	Elvis: 	AW LOOKS LIKE I'M IN THE HEARTBREAK HOTEL
	Pinsir: 	« 1D20 = 16 »
Pantera: (( Then Poliwag should speak up (D) ))
Lydia: (( I THINK pinsir is also faster, but IDK ))
	Pinsir: 	« 3D10+12+20 = 19 + 12 + 20 = 51 »
	Pinsir: 	14
	Pinsir: 	speed
Lydia: (( ...well that would do it ))
	Elvis: 	I'M JUST A HUNKA HUNKA BURNIN Electro, Gloria, Slayer, Pinsir Poliwag, Pantera, Valnce, Lods E. Money plants
	Valence: 	*I'm gonna sue*
Pantera: (( I'M GONNA WRECK IT ))
	Lydia: 	Thunderbolt!
Pantera: (( *PC PROMPTLY GETS GROUND DOWN BY A MAROWAK* (D) ))
	Valence: 	*suck a dick PInsir*
	Valence: 	« 1d20 = 1 »
	Valence: 	OBV
	Valence: 	DAMMIT MT
Neal: (( have you seen his mouth ))
	Valence: 	TAKE YOUR LUCK BACK
Pantera: (( *SLAPS AWAY* NO, I DON'T WANT THAT. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You electrocute yourself because water
Valence: (( sad ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Also the Pinsir
tirkaroKujo: 	Because fak u that's why
	Pantera: 	Glaaaaaaaaaaaace. Glaceon.
Valence: (( well okay ))
	Pinsir: 	PEEEEEEEEEEEENIISOR
	Lydia: 	You can short-circuit? I didn't even know you HAD circuits!
Lydia: (( do I roll regular TBolt damage or what ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It is indeed regular Tbolt damage when dealing with defense, but from there, you take half of the damage that would have been given.
	Valence: 	« 4d12+16+19 = 14 + 16 + 19 = 49 »
Pantera: (( Porygon got wet. ))
	Valence: 	AWAWAWAWA
	Pinsir: 	what are you toad from MK64
	Lydia: 	*right trainah turns*
Pantera: (( I totally read that in Toad's voice before you said that. ))
	Lods E. Mone 5: 	« 1d20 = 13 » *GIVES SOME PAYMENT TO VALENCE*
Pantera: (( Uh, piranha planet's turns ))
	Lods E. Mone 5: 	« 2d12+6+14 = 11 + 6 + 14 = 31 »
	Lods E. Mone 4: 	« 1d20 = 12 » *PAYS A WAD TO PANTERA*
	Lods E. Mone 4: 	« 2d12+6+14 = 14 + 6 + 14 = 34 »
Lydia: (( wait, before I said what ))
Lydia: (( Are you in the skype call? ))
Lydia: (( doesn't show you ))
tirkaroKujo: 	MT aint in the call, give it up.
Pantera: (( I am not. ))
Lydia: (( OH ))
Lydia: (( I didn't even NOTICE warlord said that here ))
Lydia: (( derp ))
Lydia: (( thought the toad thing was only on skype ))
	Pantera: 	GLACE! GLACEON, GLACE, GLACE!
	Lods E. Mone 3: 	« 1d20 = 14 » *LETS PAY A WAD TO GLORIA*
	Lods E. Mone 3: 	« 2d12+6+14 = 10 + 6 + 14 = 30 »
	Gloria: 	*10 damage, I'll take it*
	Lydia: 	What is wrong with that cat?!
	Lods E. Mone 2: 	« 1D20 = 16 » *WOPS THAT WAD AT LYDIA*
	Lods E. Mone 2: 	« 2d12+6+14 = 3 + 6 + 14 = 23 »
tirkaroKujo: 	Now trainer turns
	Lydia: 	*Quick Switch*
	Lydia: 	...*nevermind, Gligar has NOTHING that can hit steel types*
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	RIGHT! LET'S DO UP THE HOUSE!
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	« 1d20 = 11 » « 1d20 = 15 » yo check em
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	*JUMPS UP WITH THE POWER OF MONEY*
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	*JUMPS ON THAT PHALLIC SLOT AREA LIKE KING KONG*
	Tuco: 	*Continues to hold on and hangs over side of the dick*
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	*JUMPS UP AND DOWN, SHOOTING LODS OF EMONE AT LYDIA, PINSIR, AND VALNCE* « 1d20 = 2 »
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	BOSH BOSH SHOOM SHOOM WHALLOP, DOSH!
	Lydia: 	*dodges with back turned*
	Valence: 	GOD DAMMIT
	Valence: 	*RIGHT, DEFENSE*
	Valence: 	*SO FUCK YOU*
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	*JUMPS UP ON THE OTHER PILLAR*
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	« 1D20 = 7 » BOSH BOSH SHOOM SHOOM WHALLOP, DOSH! @Pantera, Slayer, and Catherim
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	« 2d12+8+16 = 18 + 8 + 16 = 42 » If that hits shit
	Catherim (Battle Mode): 	Kyagh! Why is all this money so rock-hard?
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	Lydia: 	This is insane! Come to think of it, where'd everyone else go...
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tirkaroKujo: 	So yes, everyone else do something
	Catherim (Battle Mode): 	I can carry on, don't worry!
	Tuco: 	« 1d20 = 20 » stop
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	AAAAAWWWWW BLOOODDDY
	Tuco: 	« 20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27 »
	Neal: 	Alright, c'mere, little guy. *Treat Wounds, +40 HP*
	Electro: 	*I WILL GET YOU SOON FAGGOT AND WHEN I DO I SWEAR*
	Neal: 	*and sides*
	Elvis: 	Electro, Gloria, Slayer, Pinsir Poliwag, Pantera, Valnce, Lods E. Money plants
	Neal: 	*you call everyone "brah"*
	Gloria: 	*continues previous order, Rollouts SE pirahna plant* « 1d20 = 18 »
	Gloria: 	« 2d10+8+13+5 = 12 + 8 + 13 + 5 = 38 »
	Lods E. Mone 2: 	AW SHIT SON YOU GOTTA ROLL HIGHER
	Gloria: 	*no* (D)
	Lods E. Mone 2: 	YOU CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THESE STAKES
	Neal: 	Right, while she's doing that... *releases Ralph as well*
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	Ralphie: 	*3 Spd, I assume I go last*
	Slayer: 	« 1d20 = 14 »
	Slayer: 	« 3d10+12+20+4 = 18 + 12 + 20 + 4 = 54 »
	Lods E. Mone 2: 	AW MAN I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO MAKE MY INCOME
	Pantera: 	Glace! Glaceon! *jumps in place*
	Neal: 	Hey, stop squirming!
	Pinsir: 	bulk up
	Pantera: 	« 1d20 = 16 »
	Pantera: 	« 2d10+8+20+4 = 11 + 8 + 20 + 4 = 43 »
	Lydia: 	If you're functional, hit it with Shock Wave!
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	A-a-all this scratchings makin' me rich!
	Valence: 	« 1d20 = 15 » crit check
	Valence: 	« 2d10+8+19 = 8 + 8 + 19 = 35 »
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	AAAWWWW MYYY MOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY
Neal: (( « 1d2 = 2 » 1 and he falls forward, 2 and he falls back ))
Neal: (( chew ))
Pantera: (( Dubs and he falls on the group of people « 1d100 = 6 » ))
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE!
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	A POCKET FUL OF DOSH!
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	*AW SHIT SEEMS I'M KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT*
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	*WHAT WILL YOU DO MW*
	Lydia: 	Ha!
	Tuco: 	« 1d20 = 6 » teleport out from under
	Valence: 	beeeeeaaaaaaaam
	Tuco: 	prob control « 1d20 = 6 »
	Valence: 	CLAP
	Valence: 	I don't even have hands
	Tuco: 	« 1d20 = 7 » ANOTHER PROB CONTROL
	Valence: 	WAIT WAIT
	Valence: 	IS IT 7 OR OVER
	Valence: 	OR OVER 7.
	Valence: 	aw
	Neal: 	here borrow a roll « 1d20-13 = 7 - 13 = -6 »
	Tuco: 	*ONCE TELEPORTING OUT FROM UNDER HIM, GOES TO GO RIGHT BACK IN TO GET MY MONEY*
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	AWWWW NOOO MYY MOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
tirkaroKujo: 	Upon the Evil Spirit of Money itself being destroyed, all the money begins melting into ash!
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	MMMYYYY MOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
	Tuco: 	FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
	Tuco: 	WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM
	Tuco: 	NEAL GET OVER HER
	Tuco: 	SHOVE A POTION IN HIM
	Tuco: 	NOOOOOOOOOOOO
	Kotick: 	I SHALL BE BACK
	Kotick: 	YOU WILL NEVER DESTROY ME FOR REAL
	Pantera: 	Glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeon~! *rolls about on ground*
	Neal: 	What? He looks... er, healthy to me.
	Kotick: 	DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Fades away into the abyss*
	Tuco: 	I'LL KILL YOUUUUUUUU
	Lydia: 	...what is wrong with that thing?
	Neal: 	Iiiii take that back.
	Tuco: 	*Goes to get back items since lemonade is not made of gold*
Lydia: (( And Gligar is still ))
Lydia: (( 35 exp from evolving ))
Neal: (( mip ))
Kotick: 	2700 exp and an extra 2000 to Haunter and Gloria
	Neal: 	« 18285+2700+2000 = 18285 + 2700 + 2000 = 22985 »
	Neal: 	« 14807+2700 = 14807 + 2700 = 17507 »
	Neal: 	http://pokemontabletop.wikidot.com/experience-chart
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	...where's the moooneeeeey?
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	*Shakes head* Wait, what am I doing?
	Tuco: 	THAT DAMN PORYGON BURNED ALL THE MONEY
	Catherim (Battle Mode): 	Tatsuun! You're back to normal!
	Cosmos Grunt: 	*BARGES THROUGH* AAAAAH!
	Cosmos Grunt: 	*Looks around* We finally made it! But uh...what's with all of the ash everywhere? And all of the people crawling on the ground in bewilderment?
	Elisabet: 	Fuck to the YEAH that was SO fuckin KICK. ASS!
	Lydia: 	Who's yelling?
	Pantera: 	Gla, gla. *sits down*
	Gloria: 	*slaps Elisabet in the face with tail*
	Elvis: 	UH YEAH! NOW THAT WAS NOTHIN' BUT A HOUNDOG.
Lydia: (( Houndoom* ))
	Elvis: 	BUT WITH MY MAGICAL ELVIS POWERS, I SHALL GRANT YOU 1 TRAINER LEVEL.
	Elvis: 	UH THANKYA VERY MUCH
	Elisabet: 	Ow! Bad moo cow! No touchin the merchandise!
	Gloria: 	*snort*
	Gloria: 	*waddles away*
	Gloria: 	*drinks milk*
	Elisabet: 	*hugs Glaceon* We were soooooooooo totally badass! That big gold guy was all like "Fuck your shit I got dat bling bling!" And we were all like "Hell naaaaaw! Gonna wreck your shit, brah!" And then you two totally kicked ass!
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	I'm not sure at all what went over me there!
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	But at least I'm back!....but we lost all our money...
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	How much of our money were we carrying anyway?
	Neal: 	*returns poogeys* I guess that was a bust.
	Catherim (Battle Mode): 	*Bites thumb* Does it really matter?
	Elisabet: 	A bust?! That was the most kickass thing we've done in this shitty contest! We fuckin took down a big ass gold goliath and got to totally trash this hoity toity shithole!
	Lydia: 	Hey, at least we're not dead.
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	....what's wrong with you Catherim? You've been acting real fidgety all day.
	Lydia: 	We've done? What did you DO? I mean, your Pokemon were a big help, but you just fainted.
	Lydia: 	*Is she just going to explode right next to me*
	Lydia: 	*son of a bitch*
	Neal: 	Yeah, what was up with that, anyway? Some kind of narcolepsy?
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	Come on! Let's just- ACK! Wait!
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	I totally forgot! We're in the presence of enemies right now!
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	Roll back Catherim!
	Neal: 	I mean, we DID lose a solid 200000 or so there... not like we needed ALL of it, but still.
	Valence: 	*rolls on over*
	Elisabet: 	Necromancy would be closer, brah! I told you I was like Slayer here, didn't I? I was right up there fightin that mothafuckaaaaaa with the rest of ya!
	Catherim (Battle Mode): 	Um...are you sure you should be....
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	Listen silly coat girl, fatty, girly-man, and ....huh, I never saw you before!
	Lydia: 	Silly? I paid 6000 for this thing!
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	Am I....supposed to know her or something? Was she always here? Jeez, I don't know anymore! But listen up!
	Tuco: 	I had A HUNDRED FUCKING K ON ME. I'm just about ready to tear this place down after the shit that guy pulled.
	Neal: 	Right, I was never exactly clear on that.
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	I will make sure yo- Hey! Are any of you paying attention to me!?
	Neal: 	Just... calm down a second, would you? We're trying to regroup over here.
	Tuco: 	I don't care what you have to say unless you can make the money come back
	Tuco: 	Or you want to help me raid any leftovers here.
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	*Stomps up and down* We are Team Cosmos! Tremble in fear of our infamous might!
	Lydia: 	It's just money. Trust me, there's more where it came from.
	Galleon: 	*Crawls on the ground* I have no idea what the heck just happened....
	Tuco: 	Hey, Team Cosmos people
	Lydia: 	Oh, be quiet already! We've fought together more times than we've fought against each other by now.
	Tuco: 	Do you think you could have your guys carry out the giant golden dick?
	Tuco: 	We could get money for that
	Sally: 	Huh?! Eh! Wait! I have a burger shop to run! How did I end up here of all places!? Oh right, for money! But there is no money!
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	....!?
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	*Stamps ground* Who the hell do you think we are?
	Elisabet: 	Yeah. I can like, totes possess my Pokemon. Most people say it's pretty creepy but it's like having a super fuckin deep bond with your Pokemon. Like you're fightin as one or some psychological bullshit.
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	Lydia: 	If you're gonna hang around a bunch of girls, mind your language, Tuco.
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	Now prepare to taste the wrath of Team Cosmos! Get into battle position Catherim!
	Catherim (Battle Mode): 	....
	Lydia: 	What?!
	Catherim (Battle Mode): 	...listen, I'm really sorry here.
	Neal: 	Come on, you're kidding me, right?
	Tuco: 	. . .I thought we were friends or whatever?
	Tuco: 	We're both here to take the casino's money.
	Catherim (Battle Mode): 	*Changes back*
	Catherim: 	I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't...do anything today.
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	*Steps back* EH!? Why!?
	Elisabet: 	*talks to self* And then I was like "Holy shit, that fuck is my body doing over there?!" *rambles on* ......And that's how I got thirty seven stiches!
	Lydia: 	Good, I'd rather not fight you two anyways. Done with that for the day, anyways.
	Catherim: 	*Bites thumb* It's hard to explain to you up-front.
	Neal: 	Possess? Like you were saying your Haunter over there could...? I'm pretty sure that's not normal.
	Valence: 	beeeeeeeeaaammm
	Tuco: 	Maybe I wouldn't ignore you if you didn't ignore ME.
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	Well.....curse you!
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	We shall be back again soon, brats! Just you wait!
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	And when we meet again, we shall make you fall for good!
	Tuco: 	How fucking old are you?
	Neal: 	*takes out notepad* It is, however, very interesting... when would you say you noticed this "bond" of yours?
	Elisabet: 	Well no shit it's not normal. Not everyone and their fuckin uncle can just be like "Well hey, I'mma be a Pokemon today! Lemme just hop into your body, brah!" Well nobody except weirdos. And -that's- how I found out I could do it
	Catherim: 	I'm....sorry, but I can't do that either.
	Elisabet: 	*FUCKIN TOLD YOU I WAS ONTO SOMETHING WITH THE WHOLE FUCK MONEY THING.*
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	*Steps back* Eh? What do you mean?!
	Catherim: 	I'm sorry, but....I won't be able to do this whole thieving and plundering business anymore.
	Catherim: 	I'm sorry Tatsuun, but I must go now.
	Neal: 	Yeah, yeah, I get that, it was just an observation - how did you find out, exactly?
	Lydia: 	Oh, so there IS someone out there who doesn't enjoy killing everyone they see.
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	...WHAT!? What's this all about?! And why are you JUST telling me about this!?
	Tuco: 	*Ignores their char development session and goes to look around casino to loot it*
	Catherim: 	Okay, listen. Lord Kamui is here. At this point, his men will eventually find me.
	Catherim: 	There's no point running anymore.
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	L...Lord Kamui? Who?
	Tuco: 	*Looks for the Gyarados and Lilligant specifically*
tirkaroKujo: 	They ain't there son.
tirkaroKujo: 	However, there is a lovely plush Raichu
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Tokens dropped onto map 'CITES ARE VERY LITERAL'
tirkaroKujo: 	It's quite plushy
Neal: (( the Gyarados ruse was... a distraction 8^y ))
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	Tuco: 	GRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
	Tuco: 	*RIPS OFF RAICHU'S HEAD VIA LEVITATION*
	Tuco: 	*THROWS IT AT TATSUUN*
	Catherim: 	Thank you for all of the great times Tatsuun. But my life must move on.
	Lydia: 	I...really wish I understood any of this. Seems more interesting than anything else so far.
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	Y-YOU CANT! *Reaches out but is interrupted by Flying Raichu head*
	Elisabet: 	Duuuuuuude. That's the craziest part. I was just like "Today I want to be Pantera." And I just stared at her real fuckin hard. And was like "We're gonna fight some assholes together, alright?" And she was all liek 'Gla, Glaceon!" Which I'm pretty sure meant, yeah. And by that I mean I'm positive it meant yeah. Cuz I can speak to Pokemon. Did I mention that? No? Well I can. So yeah.
	Catherim: 	Goodbye....
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	CAAATHEEEERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!
	Lydia: 	What was that? You okay?
	Cosmos Grunt 1: 	Fuwoh! We just lost Catherim! What will we do now!?
	Neal: 	You didn't, no. Interesting.
	Tuco: 	*Goes to take Furret because fuck why not*
	Racin' Furret: 	*Jolts awake*
	Tuco: 	*Chase*
	Lydia: 	*covers ears* Sheesh! Look, you're still in that flight mode, aren't you?
	Lydia: 	Just..follow her, geez.
	Tuco: 	Pinsir! Cut off his tail with brick break!
	Racin' Furret: 	I AM THE FASTEST THING ALIIIIVE
	Pinsir: 	cut off his entire body okay
	Lydia: 	*sees Furret* « 1d100-4 = 80 - 4 = 76 »
	Lydia: 	*sad*
	Lydia: 	Dammit! And I used to be so good at that.
	Racin' Furret: 	*BREAKS THROUGH THE WINDOW*
	Racin' Furret: 	The Racin Furret was then seen by sightseers in 7 continents over the course of a week.
Neal: (( also, tirk ))
	Racin' Furret: 	It has never been seen stopping since
	Tuco: 	You there! Elvis impersonator! You got anything on you?!
Neal: (( yfw Furret is 5' 11" ))
	Elisabet: 	Pretty much. That's why we're the most FUCKIN METAL team around! *airguitars* Fuck yeaaaaaaaaah! Elizabet and her metal as fuck crew of Slayer and Pantera. We're a regular fuckin tour de force!
	Lydia: 	Tuco, stop looting! We're not common criminals! Or any sort of criminals!
	Racin' Furret: 	It has been nicknamed many times "The speeding demon" "Furrest Gump" and "The giant zooming window-breaking penis"
	Tuco: 	WE HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR THIS SOMEHOW
	Racin' Furret: 	But whatever it is, it seems scholars will never uncover the secret of how it runs so fast.
	Racin' Furret: 	For they are not fast enough.
	Elvis: 	YOU FOOL
	Neal: 	Right, after seeing it in action I think I have a better idea of what you meant.
	Elvis: 	I AM THE REAL ELVIS
	Elvis: 	I NEVER DIED ALL THIS TIME
	Tuco: 	PROVE IT FAT MAN
	Elvis: 	NOW I SHALL MAKE MY STUNNING RETURN BACK IN THE WORLD OF-
	Pinsir: 	caps lock war gogogogogoggoggo
	Elvis: 	OOOOH SHOOT, I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE ATE THAT EXTRA BURRITO *Clutches chest*
	Tuco: 	*LOOTS*
	Lydia: 	Fine, if you insist on this...
tirkaroKujo: 	You find soap and hair gel.
tirkaroKujo: 	Lots and lots of soap and hair gel
	Lydia: 	*hops counter*
	Lydia: 	*door locked*
Neal: (( you find Midea ))
Lydia: (( don't care ))
	Elisabet: 	Damn right seeing us in action is totally kickass! Of course there's the minor downside of my body being left around to be mauled by fuckin Raticates and Luxrays and shit but we're too fuckin METAL to worry about that!
Lydia: (( she's probably a lesbian too ))
Lydia: (( I'll just roll to seduce ))
Neal: (( do you even have Cha ))
	Tuco: 	*Opens hair gel, holds it upside down to spill it out and throws away, huffing and puffing for a good 20 seconds to regain even slightest bit of sanity*
Neal: (( I forget ))
Lydia: (( I have 10. ))
Neal: (( so no ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You find a bunch of Pokemon plushies obv.
Lydia: (( My nat 20 will not be corrupted ))
	Tuco: 	*Inspects the golden penises to see if they are actually gold at all*
	Lydia: 	Well, these are cute, but not what I'm after.
	Lydia: 	*opens door*(
	Neal: 	...yeah, minor. About that!
	Tatsuun: 	*Slams ground* Dammit! I won't let this injustice pass!
tirkaroKujo: 	You find loads of ashes and a flash grenade.
tirkaroKujo: 	Also a map of....something
tirkaroKujo: 	It seems to be some kind of underground complex
	Lydia: 	Well, maybe THIS will satisfy him. I'll just tell him it's a treasure map.
	Neal: 	If you're going to keep doing that, you may want to fall unconscious... a bit farther away from the front lines.
	Electro: 	Galva Galva?
	Lydia: 	*takes map and flash bang* Maybe that'll come in handy, too.
	Elisabet: 	When these guys have my back, ain't nobody gonna fuck with me, brah. Pfft, caution-smotion. I ain't dead yet, yo.
	Lydia: 	*uses ash to color a marking on the map*
	Tatsuun: 	*Hugs Electro* What's going oooooon? What has Catherim been hiding from me all this time!?
	Tatsuun: 	I thought we were bros! Brahs? Sises?
	Neal: 	yeah, well, they're not going to have your back when they're busy "busting kneecaps" or whatever it is all the way in front of you.
	Elisabet: 	That's my word, brah!
	Lydia: 	*checks other door*
	Tatsuun: 	Soorrrryyy!
	Tuco: 	YOU STUPID COSMO GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HELP ME FIND THE MONEY THAT WAS YOUR JOB WASN'T IT
	Neal: 	I don't plan on borrowing it, really.
	Tatsuun: 	Gwargh! Shut up!
	Elisabet: 	No man! She stole my brah, brah!
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	« 1d20 = 1 » *PUNCHES TUCO IN THE FACE*
Neal: (( INSTANTLY back to battle mode ))
Neal: (( miiip ))
	Tatsuun (Battle Mode): 	*PUNCHES SELF*
	Neal: 	She stole your... bra...? I'm not even going to ask.
	Lydia: 	Hey, be careful!
	Tatsuun: 	Dyaaaaaaah.....
	Tatsuun: 	It's no use!
	Tatsuun: 	Without Catherim, I can't do anything right!
	Electro: 	Galvaaa....
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	Lydia: 	Tuco! Stop throwing a tantrum! Here, take a look at this. I found it in the back room, maybe it's a map of that guy's storehouse.
	silver: 	EHTZ NO USE
	Tuco: 	*Inspects*
	Neal: 	Hey, come on, I thought the fighting was over! ...where'd that other girl go, anyway?
tirkaroKujo: 	It says "Chungyo Dungeon B1"
	Lydia: 	Don't get why it'd be marked, though. If it's a storehouse, there'd be something in every room...
tirkaroKujo: 	It's a rather basic, basic map.
tirkaroKujo: 	No real markings, just a simple maze structure
	Tuco: 	What does this have to do with anything? Where even is this?!
	Elisabet: 	*dances up* F to the U to the C to the K to the Yeaaaaaaaaaah! So how was that ass kickin' team? Awesome for you as it was for me?
	Poliwag: 	*Trampled*
	Lydia: 	Don't know. But it's all you're gonna get out of this place unless you rip up the carpet.
	Tuco: 	*Levitates up the carpet and rips it apart psychically*
	Lydia: 	Let's just...go.
	Tatsuun: 	*Is rolled off out of the casino by the carpet*
	Neal: 	*kneels down, uses potion* « 2d12+10+20 = 22 + 10 + 20 = 52 » Since they're actively CHARGING for the Pokecenter here...
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	Lydia: 	Hey, watch it! She's already mad at us for...some reason.
	Tatsuun: 	I WANT CATHERIIIM BAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCK ;_;
	Tuco: 	Well I WANT MY MONEY.
	Party Time Miyamoto: 	Do you guys -really- need money?
	Tuco: 	We don't get everything we fucking want
	Lydia: 	I think she'll be okay, anyways..
tirkaroKujo: 	There is lots of dust and lint under the carpet
tirkaroKujo: 	But other than that, you find a single coin
tirkaroKujo: 	1 Pokedollar
	Tuco: 	*Adds this to my token*
tirkaroKujo: 	Spend it well
Lydia: (( But I didn't THROW any of my coins (SAD) ))
	Neal: 	*yes I'm just going to healbot here before next encounter, who needs heals*
	Tuco: 	GOLDenrod you say
	Neal: 	Alright, come along, come along, turns out Pokecenters actually are beyond our price range here. Anyone need treatment? *don't feel like RPing this as I'm about to fall asleep*
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	noearmakoto1: 	Well, PC, we already have a coatless token
	Lydia: 	YOU WILL HAVE TO RP THIS IF YOU WANT IT TO HAPPEN.
	Tuco: 	Items: $1 Psycho Badge Basic Ball x8 (+5) Great Ball x20 (+0) Super Potion x20 (Heals 3d12+20 HP when used.) Energy Powder x2 (4d10+15) Paralyze Heal x10 Antidote x10 Awakening x10 Ice Heal x3 Lemonade x20 (Heals 60 HP) Lumlum Juice x10 (Cures status on humans) Bulk Up TM Water Stone
	Lydia: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18CGW9P5Y9M
	Elisabet: 	Equipment:
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	This is still the best Token
	Tuco: 	(CLAP)
	Tuco: 	it is
agidius is disconnected.
agidius has connected.
	Lydia: 	Equipment: 0¥ Basic Balls x 4: +5 to Capture Rate Great Balls x 7: +0 To Capture Rate Potion x 2: Heals 2d12+10 HP Super Potion x 10: Heals 3d12+20 HP Full Heal x 11: Cures all Status Afflictions Revive x 12: Revives fainted Pokemon and sets to 20 HP Lumlum Juice x 5 Cures all Status Afflictions Enriched Water x 10 Heals 30 HP Sparkling Lemonade x 10 Heals 60 HP
	Neal: 	+20 HP for Lydia, +40 HP for Tuco, Elisabet's fine
	Neal: 	*and Pinsir to full health with a regular-ass potion*
	Neal: 	*saves token, dies*
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	m
	Lydia: 	m
	Tuco: 	lol skype call
	Valence: 	beeeeeeeaaaa-m
	Poliwag: 	you all hate me
	Elisabet: 	Lawl Skype
	Poliwag: 	when you owe me your lives.
	Elisabet: 	Probably for the best
	Elisabet: 	Save session yo o3o
	Valence: 	session was okay
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	I wouldn't miss it for the world
	Valence: 	but FIGHTING THE SPIRIT OF MONEY
	Valence: 	naw
	Valence: 	just naw
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	How is it naw
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	It makes perfect sense
	Tuco: 	THIS WAS THE BEST SESSION
	Valence: 	this ain't paffinder
	Tuco: 	FAGGOT
	Tuco: 	MONEEEEEEY
	Valence: 	Hell we're in the regular Pokemon world
	Elisabet: 	And bustin some heads.
	Valence: 	this shit don't happen, just make it...not the regular pokman world (SAD)
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	Are you saying there are no evil spirits in the Pokemon world
	Elisabet: 	http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Black_Fog
	Valence: 	there are no spirits of money
	Pinsir: 	In srsness I would say best sessions are. . .
	Pinsir: 	2 and 3
	Elisabet: 	Also yeah. Like I was saying. Electric Tale of Pikachu manga
	Valence: 	Yeah
	Elisabet: 	Just has a Haunter that murders erryone.
	Valence: 	Tournament was easily the best arc
	Pinsir: 	I did not include yat
	Pinsir: 	in that.
	Neal: 	this was proooobably the most contrived way to get rid of our money
	Pinsir: 	olol
	Neal: 	but whatever
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	Believe it or not, it was not intended specifically to be rid of your money
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	It just is
	Neal: 	I choose not
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	It only so happened to be quite convenient
	Valence: 	Right, Yata was not in those sessions
	Valence: 	that fight was pretty BS
	Valence: 	And how
	Valence: 	how in the name of hell is a spirit which controls all money
	Valence: 	not supposed to rid us of our money
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	Not all money
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	just this money
	Valence: 	WE DIDN'T HAVE THIS MONEY.
	Pinsir: 	OUR MONEY.
	Valence: 	Only WARLORD did
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	Your money is inlcuded in this
	Valence: 	HOW (D)
	Tuco: 	PC
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	The moment you walk in the casino
	Elisabet: 	I just liked that I actually got to do something (WARU)
	Tuco: 	I collectively claimed ownership
	Tuco: 	of all of the party's money.
	Tuco: 	I own your money
	Tuco: 	I won your $6 coat
	Tuco: 	I OWN YOU.
	Valence: 	>won
	Valence: 	Either way (D)
	Tuco: 	YES I WON IT IN THE CASINO
	Tuco: 	STRIP BITCH.
	Valence: 	The Poliwag is better with money than you are (D)
	Valence: 	You don't GET money
	Valence: 	after you had us attacked by Rape Garchomp The Garchomp That Rapes People TM
	Tuco: 	tirk
	Tuco: 	put up the logs
	Tuco: 	so we can control + f money
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	Man that's just a pain
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	but okay
	Valence: 	Money has indeed likely been said 1000 times by now
	Neal: 	sadly
	Neal: 	you will not find it
	Neal: 	as it will not be "money"
	Neal: 	it will be "MONEEEEEEY"
	Neal: 	or some variation
	Tuco: 	indeed
	Elisabet: 	You'll likely find several instances of "airguitar" in there though
	Neal: 	I can't even visualize an airguitar without an actual guitar lpaying.
	Neal: 	lpaying, sure
	£OA₯$A₥O₦€¥: 	>PAYING
	Neal: 	no (d)
	Elisabet: 	Widdly weeeeeeeeeeeew.
	Tuco: 	PAYING?!
	Tuco: 	PAYYYYYINGGG?!?
	Tuco: 	BOO THIS MAN
	Valence: 	So yeah
	Valence: 	what can we sell
	Valence: 	Besides Neal's body
	Neal: 	well I'm actually EMPLOYABLE
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	RE4 Merchant: 	I'll buy it at a high price...strangah...
	Valence: 	Hey, someone would hire me
	Valence: 	Ye.s
	Valence: 	Valence
	Valence: 	not Lydia
	RE4 Merchant: 	Hire you as a workin girl. Strangah
	Lydia: 	Hey, I'm the most dignified one here (D)
	Neal: 	*strangahls the merchant*
	RE4 Merchant: 	With your six STR? Strangah?
	Neal: 	I at least have 8
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	Aramis: 	one day
	Aramis: 	I will play this
	Neal: 	« 1d20-2 = 3 - 2 = 1 » (D)
	Neal: 	fedup
	Aramis: 	and your 16 Str will cry
	Aramis: 	« 1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17 »
	Aramis: 	good enough
	Elisabet: 	Until then, I'm queen bitch, brah
	Aramis: 	does however have 8 wis and 6 chr
	Aramis: 	...I...probably should stat pokemon for the backups
	Aramis: 	-s
	Neal: 	why
	Neal: 	it takes literally zero anything
	Aramis: 	true
	Aramis: 	and you will be level 42 by the time I'm introduced
	Aramis: 	next session
	Neal: 	INDEED
	Neal: 	JESUS, we are getting levels fast
	Elisabet: 	Speaking of
	Tuco: 	we should probably re-employ the dumb guard down there.
	Elisabet: 	What level does Slayer need to be to evolve?
	Aramis: 	35
	Neal: 	should be in the token...?
	Aramis: 	I'm pretty sure
	Aramis: 	It wouldn't be
	Elisabet: 	It's not