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- >Be Lyra
- >After months of research and building you finally did it
- >You made it to the human world.
- >It's a lot colder then you tough it was going to be
- >No matter!
- >Knocking on the closest building's door you await your first contact with the human world
- "I SEE AGAINST BETTER JUDGEMENT SERGEI ORDER COLORED TALKING HORSE. TELL ME LITTLE HORSIE, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND."
- >Ordered? What?
- >"I-I... Uhhh..."
- "LITTLE HORSIE I NOT OF HAVE PATIENCE FOR SILENCE."
- >"Hu-humans?"
- "YOU SEEK HUMANS? WELL HORSIE YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT OF PLACES FOR THE BEST OF ALL HUMANS. COME INSIDE. WE DRINK."
- >You follow the strange human into his home
- "SERGEI GET DOWN STAIRS. LITTLE TALKING HORSE YOU WANTED IS HERE."
- >"IVAN I AM CLEAN MOSIN. I WILL BE OF DOWN IN MINUTE"
- "WHERE ARE MANNERS. LITTLE HORSIE, WHAT IS NAME?"
- >"H-huh? Oh! My name's Lyra."
- >Are humans always this loud?
- "NO NEED FOR HIM, COME LYRE HORSE AND TASTE SWEET VODKA."
- >You're not quite sure what Vodka is, but if this human is making such a big deal of it you might as well try it.
- >you follow him with out a word
- >He walks into the kitchen and grabs a large glass bottle
- >It looks like water
- "NOW THIS LYRE HORSE IS THE BEST THING ABOUT WHOLE WORLD."
- >He pours a small glass of the strange liquid and hands (!) it to you
- >"Thank you."
- "DO NOT OF THANK ME LYRE HORSE, THANK SERGEI FOR MAKING WONDERFUL VODKA."
- >Holding the glass between your hooves you bring it close to your mouth
- >Your nose burns as you catch a whiff of the drink
- >Eyes watering you move it away from your face
- "WHAT IS WRONG LITTLE HORSIE. DRINK VODKA AND MAKE MOTHERLAND PROUD."
- >With a moment of hesitation you bring the glass to your lips
- >Flipping it up quickly you attempt to down the whole glass in one go
- >Liquid fire runs down your throat
- >Ivan's eyes go wide at the sight
- "LITTLE PONY THINK SHE IS BETTER THEN IVAN AT DRINKING?!"
- >He grabs the entire bottle and takes a deep swing
- >You on the other hand are coughing and wheezing from the intense burning
- >Ivan falls on the ground screaming something about crushing fascist dogs
- >Your head is spinning
- >After the intense pain subsided you were left with a pleasant warmth in your gut
- "THEN WE PUSH FILTHY GODS FROM MOTHERLAND AND BECOME HEROES OF USSR!"
- >"IVAN, WHAT IS MEANING OF ALL THIS NOISE!"
- "I WAS TELLING LYRE HORSE OF TIME WE WERE HEROES OF MOTHERLAND."
- >"IVAN DID YOU OF DRINK ALL OF THE VODKA?"
- "YES COMRADE, ME AND LYRE HORSE DRANK AND LAUGHED MANY FUNS."
- >"I-I uhh... I had one glass."
- >"LITTLE PONY SEEMS TO HANDLE HER VODKA BETTER THEN YOU IVAN."
- >Ivan howls with laughter
- >Humans are strange.
- "WHAT SERGEI NOT SEE WAS IVAN DRINK ENTIRE BOTTLE AND MAKE MOTHER AND FATHER PROUD."
- >Sergei rolls his eyes and turns his attention to you
- >"I AM SURPRISED TO SEE LITTLE PONY GOT HERE SO FAST, MAGAZINE ORDER HAS NOT EVEN BEEN MAILED."
- >"What do you mean ordered? I got here on my own."
- >Ivan speaks back up
- "SILLY PONY WAS IN AD IN MAGAZINE, SERGEI THOUGH WAS OF CUTE SO BOUGHT IT."
- >A knock sounds at the door
- >"SERGEI GET DOOR WHILE I GET BACK ON FEET."
- >He opens the door to the freezing winds
- >There's a man standing outside with human world horse that's dyed green
- >"OH IS THIS HORSE I ORDERED? THEN WHAT IS THAT LYRE HORSE DOING HERE?"
- >The mailman says something in what sounds like gibberish
- >"SILLY MAILSLAV WE ALREADY GET OF COLORED HORSE. THIS ONE IS BETTER BECAUSE IT TALKS!"
- >Sergei slams the door on his face
- >"NOW COME HERE LYRE PONY SERGEI WANT TO BRUSH MANE"
- 3/3 THIS STORY WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY SERGEI-BRAND VODKA. MOTHERLAND STRONG!
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