Tip/Upmost Supports

C support

Upmost: Tip what's your longest streak on Snap so far?

Tip: It's a nice 250 days, and it's with you!

Upmost: Cool, it's nice to see that I have a long streak with a least one person. I'm the worst at keeping streaks otherwise.

Tip: Dammit, why does Kim Kardashian always have to have these dumb promotional stories on Snap?

Upmost: I'm more worried about who will be our President in 2040 when we can finally run for an election.

Tip: We'll be fine, if we can make it through Donald Trump being our president, we can make it through everybody.

Upmost: We couldn't make it through Hillary and all of her dabs

Tip: But dabbing is cool!

Upmost: Dabbing might be 420 MLG but Hillary does it awfully, and she'd have our nuclear launch codes as well

Tip: True, true. What's your Dr. Pepper count this week?

Upmost: Nine at the Mavs game, probably one and a half from Chick-Fil-A, and then two cans on their own

Tip: Oh my, there's a water bottle, do I flip it?

Upmost: No, I will

Tip: It's not going to--

Upmost: We've gotta go, we'll see if that landed later.

B Support

Tip: Upmost did you see what happened to that bottle you flipped the other day? I think you might have capped it.

Upmost: I didn't get enough time to take a good look at it, so I'm not sure if I capped it or not, but it landed.

Tip: Sick, that moment will be something we'll talk about at high school graduation!

Upmost: Please, I think I'll talk about my legendary streaks

Tip: Hey, at least we'll be full grown zygotes when we're in High School, and we won't have to worry about being made fun of for our age.

Upmost: Please, half those people that tell me that are fucking wimps and if I can't knock them on their ass then they're probably going to be in the WWE with JOHN CENA

Tip: Hey, if John Cena takes you down, it's just like getting a 40 on a AP test.

Upmost: Hey, I've heard that the battlefield has taken less lives than High school has during those four years.

Tip: And then you get out of high school and you're finally an embryo, and it's another four years before you're a fetus!

Upmost: I can't wait for that, it will be so much fun!

A support:

Upmost: Well, these old people are to obsessed with calling their grandparents that they've never read the Bee Movie Script

Tip: Upmost are you high on Dr Pepper again? I've heard that you got high on it once at a Mavs game and I'm not sure if you've done it on the god damn battlefield.

Upmost: Hey, Battlefield 1 is actually the shit

Tip: Fuck this Upmost, sober up a bit

Upmost: I might as well feed the addiction before stress city takes me over

Tip: Hey, watch this Upmost, I'm almost certain that you'll enjoy it!

Upmost: Hey, that dab was a dick move, now my Dr Pepper just spilled all over the god damn ground.

Tip: Who cares, if you see a problem in life, you just gotta dab right through it and maybe give someone cancer in the process.

Upmost: Isn't cancer non-contagious? I'm pretty sure that dabbing wouldn't give somebody cancer anyway, so there's not that much of a big deal.

Tip: Who cares, it's all in the power of being a dumbass and then ignoring life's problems just because you fucking can.

Upmost: Shut up you ass, you're just a piece of underprivileged- WHOA

Tip: I would have never guessed that Kim Kardashian would ever be on one of those paid promotional stories on Snap, would you?

Upmost: Give me that god damn phone... oh my god these J's look like the shit

Tip: Oh my god- look just ahead, it looks like something I haven't seen since I was 2 weeks old

Upmost: Holy shit, that's some legendary Kyrie's right there

Tip: Quick, grab your phone, this has to go to the story, you already have a lot more followers on Snap and Insta than I do.

Upmost: Say dab on three Tip! One, two, three, Dab!

Tip: Okay, post that to the Insta and see what happens now, I'm actually kinda curious to see if you will break the record likes on Instagram.

Upmost: Okay, it's on Insta, and Holy Hell

Tip: Upmost you have to respond to me, don't do this to me!

Upmost: Don't worry Tip, I've already gained about 2,000 followers on this when I only had 64 before.

Tip: Oh my god, who is this guy?

Upmost: I don't know, he just looks like he's a Embryo.

Tip: Just like you!

Upmost: You're right. These people are all just kids, and the day you enter adulthood is the day you die. So these people who call us unborn Zygotes don't realize that they might as well be Fetuses. Oh- Dab on this, because that Deja Blue bottle just capped!