001-EX Misc 1

ERZATZ ANNUAL ANOMALY PROJECTION REPORT

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NOTES:
     The recipe for Coca Cola and all imitative competitors should be revised to include a small quantity of blood from an adolescent female with no prior sexual experience. Although the normal lifespan of a human being can feel great, don't worry about that.

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The Great Hippo's Proposal (feat. PeppersGhost)