<Gboon> https://strife.com/images/heroes/claudessa/visual-evolution.jpg
<Gboon> holy shit
<Gboon> strife has the worst modeller[s?] of all time
<Attilla> you weren't kidding
<Scarybagels> She looks like she belongs in ANTZ
<Rudds> (limited to what is up with wanting to plug my credit card actually belongs in a release date on pc
<Zapf> is that for a phone game
<hopterque> lol fucking drakonis
<hopterque> doesn't know about freespace
<hopterque> SHAMEFUL
<Gboon> Zapf nope
<Gboon> its a league of legends competitor
<hopterque> it's also real bad
<hopterque> by the guys who made HoN
<hopterque> strife i mean
<haygen> could be worse
<haygen> could be smite
<facialimpediment> hopterque: yeah I thought he was joking about the best space game ever made, but it was worth double-checking
<hopterque> lol
<crowfeathers> http://i.imgur.com/AbuFvhS.png
<facialimpediment> (I mean FS2)
<hopterque> smite is about
<Gboon> look
<hopterque> a hundred times better than strife
<Gboon> don't you guys want to play as
<Gboon>  spaghetti legs bulb eyes
<hopterque> seriously strife is the worst moba i think i've ever played
<Gboon>  spaghetti legs bulb eyes
<hopterque> worse than the DC league of legends clone one
<Gboon> hopter when did you last play
<hopterque> strife?
<Gboon> yeah
<Gboon> I mean its no spring chicken
<hopterque> idk like a month ago when i got in the beta
<hopterque> it's so bad
<Gboon> its literally league of legends but by the hon guys
<minecraftbagels> lol inside minecraft chatting
<hopterque> well no
<hopterque> it's literally league of legends if someone tried to copy it without having any talent or idea of how to actually do it
<Gboon> its got your tanky dps
<Gboon> uh
<Gboon> hrm
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<Gboon> well hopterque league is literally made with bubblegum and tape by sub-standard game creators largely
<Gboon> im not saying its not successful but
<Gboon> jesus
<hopterque> well no
<hopterque> i know
<hopterque> it's a bad game
<hopterque> but strife is a lot fucking worse
<Gboon> strife is a different type of bad
<Gboon> not any worse
<hopterque> lol
<hopterque> goons will literally defend anything
<hopterque> its not THAT bad
<crowfeathers> all f2p games
<crowfeathers> are fucking garbage
<flatluigi> nah
<crowfeathers> and i fucking hate you for defending them
<crowfeathers> yes
<minecraftbagels> SAM & MAX IS THE BEST GAME FUCK YOU
<hopterque> *is literally fucking unplayable garbage*
<crowfeathers> literally all of them are
<Zapf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFseMlndR5w
<flatluigi> any game you can play for free is shit
<flatluigi> - crowfeathers
<crowfeathers> sorry do you not know waht f2p means
<crowfeathers> in this context
<Cowman> lol
<flatluigi> do you?
<crowfeathers> i do
<minecraftbagels> MMOs are shit
<Cowman> you're a butt
<flatluigi> f2p isn't inherently bad. there are lots of awful f2p practices but the implementation of which is what separates, say, league from dota
<crowfeathers> dota's bad too
<Gboon> at least strife gives you free heroes
<Cowman> the floor is lavaaaaaaaaa
<Gboon> free ugly heroes
<minecraftbagels> no no F2P is literally hitler
<Gboon> that look like garbage
<flatluigi> i don't like dota but even i can say that nothing it does f2p practice wise is scummy
<hopterque> lol there's literally nothing defensible about strife
<flatluigi> compared to the pinnacle of sunk cost fallacy league
<hopterque> it's the worst game in the worst genre
<flatluigi> and yeah strife is ages worse than both lol
<minecraftbagels> all games are shit
<Gboon> strife is as bad as league
<flatluigi> transistor comes out may 20
<flatluigi> get hype
<hopterque> lol no gboon
<hopterque> strife is like if league
<Drakonis> lol gboon
<Drakonis> strife is if league was good
<hopterque> was traces by a 3 year old downs syndrome child
<hopterque> *traced
<Gboon> drakonis its as if everything good was extracted from league but then
<Drakonis> hopterque, it is more fun than league
<Gboon> they hired hopterque
<hopterque> lol
<Gboon> to make heroes
<hopterque> goons will literally
<hopterque> defend
<hopterque> anything
<Drakonis> ain't defending it
<Drakonis> lmao
<hopterque> even literally, unironically, the worst game in the worst genre of games
<Drakonis> i just hate league a lot
<Gboon> look
<Gboon> league is horrible
<Gboon> strife is just as horrible as league
<hopterque> it is
<minecraftbagels> imagine an MMO based on steam, like you get special things for x amount of game
<hopterque> but strife is like
<Gboon> no more
<hopterque> an actual order of magnitude worse
<Gboon> hopterque stop defending league
<Gboon> lmao
<Gboon> goons defend anything
<Gboon> defending LEAGUE
<Gboon> lmao
<Gboon> lamoa
<hopterque> league is terrible
<hopterque> but you're trying to pretend strife is somehow equally terrible when it's like
<Gboon> by saying strife is worse than league
<Gboon> you're defending league
<hopterque> if league is the solar system of terrible
<minecraftbagels> not as terrible as Sam & Max or minecraft
<hopterque> strife is the galaxy of terrible
<hopterque> all encompassing and infinitely terrible
<flatluigi> you can say something is worse than another thing without saying one of them is any good
<flatluigi> don't be goony
<Drakonis> no p2w on strife at les
<Rudds> are you have to do is this asscreed les mis edition
<Drakonis> at least
<Drakonis> makes it a lot better
<hopterque> you can pay to win at league??
<hopterque> that's weird
<Gboon> yeah
<flatluigi> there's no microtransactions in strife?
<hopterque> you can buy champions but uh
<hopterque> that doesn't mean you're gonna win
<Gboon> all heroes are free and you get 2 of the top 3 pets as free options
<hopterque> lol
<hopterque> it's also still in closed beta
<flatluigi> are pets gameplay-affecting
<Gboon> yeah
<Gboon> they're like league's passives
<Gboon> except they have a model
<flatluigi> so why is that any different
<Gboon> because more bad gameplay is free
<flatluigi> directing that at whoever was defending strife
<Rudds> you're not actually directing that before.
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<flatluigi> well ok
<Gboon> you don't need to choose between heroes and runes in strife
<hopterque> i like how you think that just because that's the way things work now in closed beta
<hopterque> that it's gonna be like that when the game is actually out
<Gboon> they literally changed the whole unlock system last patch
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<Gboon> and said no more wipes
<hopterque> tbh i don't even know why we're even having the conversation
<Gboon> look admit you're wrong or put me on ignore which is still a victory for me
<hopterque> if you played strife and didn't go "ahahahhaha" and uninstall it right away
<hopterque> you're probably actually mentally handicapped
<Drakonis> i went ahahaha and actually pressed on to stomp pubbies
<hopterque> [03:10] <hopterque> you're probably actually mentally handicapped
<Drakonis> i'm a masochist.
<hopterque> also lol using the ignore function in tyol 2014 holy shit
<hopterque> who am i bad trotsky
<flatluigi> yeah don't use ignore it's dumb
<hopterque> i forgot that they call it the second generation moba
<flatluigi> the only thing i've ever put on ignore is buttbot but robots don't have souls so that's okay
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<Drakonis> robots have dark souls :colbert:
<haygen> brownie & trotsky for worst steamgoons
<hopterque> apparently second generation means a poorly conceived and executed clone of the most successful game in the genre
<flatluigi> as someone who doesn't play dotalikes i honestly don't know why people don't just play dota 2
<haygen> because they are dumb as shit
<flatluigi> i mean i can at least blame sticking with lol to the sunk cost fallacy
<flatluigi> "i've spent a bunch of money on it i can't just give up on it"
<hopterque> it's really probably just
<hopterque> listen i'm autistic and a moron but i'm not autistic or dumb enough to want to play dota
<Drakonis> they keep saying that shit for some reason
<Drakonis> i don't play dota all the time now
<haygen> tbqh i have more respect for people who play dota over people who play all of the shitty clones
<Drakonis> but i have some autistic friends that play it 24/7
<Drakonis> like
<hopterque> i don't have any respect for any of them haygen
<Drakonis> they have 60 games played every week
<hopterque> tbh
<flatluigi> like i mean dota 2 is a valve game so it's polished and has a bunch of fun shit added in generally
<Drakonis> also custom maps soon
<Drakonis> i'll never play regular dota again
<haygen> lol custom maps
<hopterque> lol as if anything in dota is fun
<Gboon> ok
<Gboon> I have made a chart for hopterque
<haygen> custom maps when dota becomes almost like a real rts
<flatluigi> i'm just waiting for someone to recreate warcraft 3 as a dota 2 custom map
<hopterque> peak irony
<Gboon> http://i.imgur.com/OpCVUxA.jpg
<flatluigi> speaking of warcraft i should play today i guess
<Gboon> flatluigi
<Gboon> pay for your sub in brazillian reais
<Gboon> its half the pric
<Gboon> e
<baram> why does that stupid flower keep popping up
<haygen> dont play wow
<flatluigi> i get it off g2a which is pretty much the same thing gboon i think
<haygen> plz
<Gboon> http://i.imgur.com/l3sV9PQ.jpg
<Gboon> there