Constables Are Dating ch11

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>The queries coming the constables' way aren't all serious!?

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>All Kinds of Queries Are Coming

>The police are faced with all kinds of queries every day.
>This time, we'll look at just a few examples.

>I forgot my key at work and can't get into my house. What should I do?
>You should probably consult a locksmith...

>There's bugs coming from the tree next door!

>I can't win at pachinko! That place is a scam! Arrest them!

>The chain came off my bicycle. Fix it for me~
>Police officers aren't handymen.
>A lot of queries are outside their area of expertise.

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>The "Living Next Door to Someone Dangerous!?" Case

>I've been hearing sounds like gunshots next door...
>Also the sounds of drills and something squeaking...
>We may need to call for backup...

>This is it!

>This could be the end for us, so before we charge in...
>Shiorin...

>Mm~
>Is now really the time for that!?

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>This is the police! We've received a noise complaint.
>Could you open up?

>Yes?

>That blood is...

>Put your hands where I can see them and remain still!
>Eep?!

>Huh?
>Could it be that the red on his clothes isn't actually spurts of blood...?
>Did I do something!?

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>Don't Make Misleading Noises in the City Either

>You were making loud noises that sounded like gunshots!!
>You mean this?
>>Cushioning material
>Ah.

>Sorry for the noise. Popping them was just so much fun.
>You didn't have to stick a gun in my face, though...
>What should we do? He might lodge a complaint!
>We'll have to write a written apology.
>It couldn't be helped, given the situation!

>Well, I got a fun experience out of it, so it's all good.
>Hahaha
>Ah.
>Can I get a photo? A real-life police officer would make for great reference material.
>Sure thing! But don't tell anyone or upload it to social media!

>Go on, Shiorin! Model for him!
>You want me to do it!?
>It's better that way.
>There are also a lot of things that seem like part of their job but aren't.

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>The "It's a Suspicious Individual!!" Case 1

>Some old guy we don't know just called out to us!
>I'm sure he was trying to kidnap us!
>...
>That's concerning.
>Concerning indeed.

>We'll see you home, but can you tell us some details first?
>Guys like that should be thrown in prison!

>They're really scared...
>I hope they don't become traumatised...
>Relax. We'll protect you two.

>What are you saying!? This girl is my girlfriend! I'll protect her!
>Or maybe you're aiming for her too!?
>Eh? No that's not...
>How reliable...

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>The "It's a Suspicious Individual!!" Case 2

>By the way, Senpai, you weren't really aiming for that girl, were you?
>O-Of course not.

>More importantly, if there is a suspicious individual, I'll protect you, so don't worry.
>Ruru-senpai...

>Um, excuse me...
>!
>Is this him!?

>I've been lost all day... I could use some help...
>I've tried calling out to people but they keep running away for some reason...
>Ah...
>Even if someone looks suspicious, you shouldn't thoughtlessly declare them as such.

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>The Trash Disposal Complaint Case

>The person next door put out their trash even though it isn't collection day!
>That's really no big deal...
>But there's a chance it could be unlawful dumping of hazardous materials.

>We'll check it just to be safe.
>It's nothing but trash, though.
>Please step back in case it's something dangerous.
>Right...

>Boom!!

>Ah, sorry about that. I've always wanted to try that.
>Ah, the trash is real, though.
>Why you...!

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>There Was No Need

>Hold on. Do you hear something?
>Don't tell me, it's a real bomb...!?
>I think some kind of switch got turned on just now...
>!

>How dare you try to throw away trash when it's not even collection day,
>you fiendish bomber!
>Eh? Eh???
>Ah.

>Ah...!

>Don't look!
>Please dispose of trash in an appropriate manner.

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>The One-Click Scam Case

>This suddenly showed up on my phone... What do I do...?
>>Thank you for registering.
>It's just a one-click scam.
>Did you input any personal information like your name or address?

>Not yet, no...
>Then you should be fine to leave it at is.

>You shouldn't click around willy-nilly looking for lewd stuff~
>Uuh...

>Free sites are illegal anyway. Next time, watch it legally and pay for it.
>I'll recommend you some sites.
>Okay!
>First and foremost, minors shouldn't be looking at stuff like that to begin with!
>>[Caution!] Be careful not to open any suspicious links!!

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>The "Please Delete My Search History..." Case

>Also, this is actually my onee-chan's phone, so I'd like to delete the search history...
>If I must.

>You can't help but want to look at someone else's search history.
>I kinda know what you mean.
>Ah ah.

>Chiku??? There's a lot of terms I don't really know...
>>lewd video
>>lewd anime
>>lewd manga
>>ahegao
>>development
>>chikuni [tn: short for "chikubi onani" (nipple masturbation)]
>>yuri manga
>>yuri anime
>>yuri friends
>Well, you're better off not knowing, Shiorin.
>Aaaaaah

>You like BL?
>>BL manga
>>BL drama
>>BL anime
>>BL café
>>BL real
>>BL how to draw
>>BL recommendations
>>BL hardcore
>Those are Onee-chan's search results! Just delete them already!!
>Can't fight the blood.

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>The "My Boyfriend Dumped Me!" Case

>My boyfriend dumped me. What's so wrong about me!?
>Uuh...
>This isn't a life counselling service.

>Even though I visited him every day, he wouldn't return my feelings!
>That sounds cruel!
>True, but getting enquiries like that is troublesome.

>But if we leave her be, she might become a stalker.
>You have a point...

>I followed him without being noticed and found him meeting up with another woman!
>He was cheating on me!!
>You're already a stalker!

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>The "Wait, Hold On a Sec!?" Case

>When I finally found his house and picked my way inside, he was together with another woman and kicked me out...
>You found out where he lived and trespassed on his property? Is this guy really your boyfriend?

>I mean, he smiles nicely at me and says I'm cute when we meet.
>That makes us lovers, right?
>Right.
>I think he's just being polite...

>But simply following someone you like is normal, isn't it?
>I guess?
>Hah!!
>Shiorin, don't tell me...!

>I even have a GPS app! But I only use it once in a while.
>...
>That's a good app~
>Stalking behavior is a crime, so don't do that.

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>The "I Lost My Wallet!" Case

>I lost my wallet and can't get home. Can I borrow some money?
>That sounds rough.
>We haven't had any lost wallets come in today.

>You don't have a travel pass or digital money?
>Hah~
>Lost those too...
>Any ideas where you might have lost them?

>I noticed my wallet was missing while eating at a restaurant near the station...
>so it might be around there.
>Hah~ This sucks.
>What did you do about your food bill?

>I snuck out and ran all the way here, so it's all good!
>You dined and dashed!?
>Is that why you came here and not the train station?

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>In The End, It's Nice That It's Peaceful

>We got a lot of weird enquiries today.
>That bomb scare really surprised me.
>Yeah~

>But I'm glad it turned out to be nothing.

>Our jobs run side by side with danger, huh...

>Shiorin...

>No matter what danger awaits, I'll protect you.

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>But I don't want you to lose you, Ruru-senpai.
>If I let danger scare me, I'd have to quit being a police officer.

>I guess I need to have the resolve to be with you...

>I want to treasure each day and spend more time with you so I won't have any regrets...
>Yeah.

>Officers~ I missed the last train, so could you drive me home in your mini patrol car~?
>Hyesh!
>Wait, this isn't a taxi service!

>>(star)Afterwards, they drove her home in their mini patrol car.