Troll Team! (That almost got me banned)

PSYCHO WHAT? (Deoxys-S) @ Focus Sash
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Stealth Rock
- Mirror Coat
- Spikes
- ExtremeSpeed

Monkey See (Ambipom) (F) @ Silk Scarf
Trait: Technician
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Fake Out
- Last Resort

Ninjask (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Protect
- Substitute
- Aerial Ace
- Baton Pass

Riolu (F) @ Focus Sash
Trait: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Brick Break
- Roar
- Bullet Punch
- Copycat

God (Shedinja) @ Focus Sash
Trait: Wonder Guard
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Lonely Nature (+Atk, -Def)
- Dig
- X-Scissor
- Swords Dance
- Sucker Punch

U JELLY? (Tentacruel) (F) @ Black Sludge
Trait: Liquid Ooze
EVs: 128 HP / 252 Def / 128 SDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Toxic Spikes
- Confuse Ray
- Rapid Spin
- Surf