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- Cute monster facts!
- Female tigers tend to set up their first adult territories within the bounds of their mother's, meaning the two can work together to take down more elusive prey they wouldn't normally target. They share the spoils, with the younger often being allowed to take the first taste. It's also not uncommon for unrelated female tigers to collaborate and hunt socially in pairs.
- >getting stalked through the jungle by a horny young jinko in heat
- >you think you might have given her the slip only for a huge set of paws to grab your shoulders from behind and slam you to the ground
- >a sexy older jinko with the meatiest paws you've ever seen licks her chops, sizes you up and calls over her daughter
- >she holds you down and whispers dirty things in your ear as the younger one goes to work on you
- >"Just you wait until it's my turn, boy."
- Cute monster facts!
- Domestic cattle have a much more refined sense of taste than other grazing animals, and are able to accurately discern between sweet, sour, bitter and salty flavors. They are in fact very sensitive to sour and bitter flavors and greatly prefer to eat sweet things, an unusual trait for large mammals. This sweet tooth serves to draw them to high-calorie food options, which allow them to maintain their mass and produce more milk.
- It is also common, particularly in Japan, for cows to regularly enjoy beer. While this is mostly used on high-grade beef cattle, it also reportedly improves the quality of dairy cows' milk.
- >out for a drink at the local pub
- >a cute holstaur sits next to you and flags down the bartender
- >you offer to buy her a drink, thinking she'll get a martini or girly cocktail
- >she orders a huge pint of dark, rich beer
- >she takes dainty little sips at first, but gradually has more and more until she's chugging it
- >three orders later, she's blushing and leaning up against you, pressing her breasts against your shoulder
- >she invites you back to her place for some homemade ice cream and "pie"
- Cute monster facts!
- There exists an old Slovenian liquor known as 'salamander brandy'. During the brewing process, live poisonous salamanders are added to the mix, causing them to release toxic fluid from their skin. This fluid contains a mild neurotoxin, which can't really harm humans in small doses but can have some mind-altering effects.
- Essentially, it's very, very, very strong alcohol that can potentially cause you to hallucinate. It also allegedly causes extreme sexual arousal.
- >Salamander bartender really likes the anon she's been chatting with, but she's worried
- >the busty beercows at the bar have been getting really touchy and flirty, interrupting their conversations and making passes at him
- >Salamander remembers a trick her mother told her about
- >whenever anon isn't looking, she dips the very tip of her tail in his glass
- >it bubbles a little, but otherwise doesn't do much
- >next time anon takes a sip, he shivers and blushes dark red
- >She just beckons, and he follows her right out of the bar
- Cute monster facts!
- Coyotes and their close relatives (see: jackal, Eurasian golden wolf) are seen as the most vocal and communicative of all the non-domesticated canines. In addition to their very wide range of famously distinct vocalizations, they also have a large repertoire of complex body language. This can include the 'playful bow' that domestic dogs do to show they are not aggressive, and extends to more complex moves such as spins, dives, rolls and wide, swinging head movements. They use this system of dance-like movement to convey relatively complex information to each other, but have also been observed to do so purely for recreational purposes.
- Anubi just love to sing and dance!
- >anubis is tired after weeks of just barely keeping everything on schedule
- >they were over-budget, over-worked and understaffed, but they did it
- >the temple is built, and everyone is happy
- >but poor anubis is worn out
- >husband tries to coax out of her chair for a night out, but she's just not in the mood
- >he almost gives up, but remembers the record player on the bookshelf
- >as soon as the needle touches vinyl, anubis' ears perk up
- >the first verse starts, and she's already bouncing in her seat
- >she starts half-singing along, trying to remember the lyrics and howling when she doesn't
- >by the time the chorus kicks in she's on her feet again, dancing with hubby
- >he already knows that the way she rubs her head on his chin and waves her tail when they dance together is her favorite way of saying 'I love you'
- Cute monster facts!
- Many snakes, but particularly rattlesnakes, enter a state of dormancy during cold months called 'brumation'. This is similar to hibernation except they remain awake and still move to drink water, but otherwise greatly reduce their food intake, entering a sort of efficiency mode.
- During brumation, rattlesnakes will gather in safe places and burrows in large groups, sometimes of up to 1,000 snakes. They have also been known to share their safe burrows with other reptiles, such as turtles, or even some small mammals for their warmth.
- Bonus: Some venomous snakes, such as the Indian hooded cobra, have been used as narcotics. The venom glands of baby snakes are undeveloped enough that their normally lethal venom instead has a much milder toxin, which can cause sedation and feelings of euphoria when bitten.
- >on a hike through a canyon, on a nice, cool day during the rainy season
- >you hear something, so quiet you're not sure you really heard it
- >you stop and wait, listening carefully
- >"...hey..."
- >you look around for a bit, going deeper into the canyon until you start to hear very faint hissing
- >"hey...anon."
- >look around a large boulder and see a natural cave, with a very low, quiet hissing drifting out
- >your eyes adjust to the dark, and you see a scrawny lamia, around high school age, her yellow eyes shimmering dimly
- >she's got dark circles under her eyes, and looks very waifish and skinny, but still smiles and sleepily beckons you to come closer
- >"C'mere. It's real cozy in here anon. Come lay with me a while." she says, slowly swinging her hips
- >you hear a yawn, and another voice drifts out of the cave
- >"Huh? Whatcha doin' aneki?" asks a little lamia as she slithers up next to the larger one, rubbing her eyes
- >"Shush. I'm trying to get us a warmblood." she hisses, still more than loud enough for you to hear
- >"Oh. Ya wan' me ta bite 'em?" the little one looks at you with big, yellow eyes and flicks her tongue
- >"Shush! Go back to the pile!"
- >"Aw. Okaaay."
- >another voice comes out, this one sounding a little...off
- >"Hey girls, what's all the, uh, like, hubbub?"
- >a rabbit girl with a little lamia on each shoulder woozily stumbles over, leaning on the first lamia for support
- >"Oh, hey. A boy. Like, come on in boy."
- >"You girls are gonna blow it! I almost had him!" she hisses as you slowly start to back away
- >a dry twig snaps under your foot, and the air goes dead silent
- >then, the real hissing starts
- >hundreds of them
- >the first sleepy lamia glances back at the mass of big yellow eyes now fixed on the entrance to the cave, then shrugs
- >"Oh well. Guess I gotta share this one."
- >"WAAARM." moans the mass of brumating lamias, stirring more and more as more of them see you
- >lamias start slithering out of holes and cracks throughout the canyons
- >they're slow, but there are just too many
- >you don't even make it ten feet from the cave before you're covered in a pile of sleepy, cuddly snakes
- Cute monster facts!
- The Bagheera Kiplingi, a type of jumping spider, is largely herbivorous. They feed on soft plant matter and nectar as their main means of sustenance. In fact they are so non-agressive that they will go out of their way to avoid plants being fed on or used by ants or other small insects.
- Spider webs have been used in traditional European medicine as bandages, in the belief that they have healing properties. In fact, spider webs contain a high concentration of vitamin K, which helps cause blood to clot, making this an effective means to stop bleeding. Several types of spider venom are also being investigated for their medical uses. They reportedly have the potential to help treat difficult health issues such as cardiac arrhythmia, Alzheimer's disease, and strokes.
- Bonus: most spiders are short-sighted, but are able to acutely sense airborne sex pheromones from potential mates, essentially giving them a sixth sense just for sex.
- >married to a sweet, bespectacled arachne nurse
- >she's a little softspoken but very good at her job
- >early one morning you're preparing her favorite, a garden salad, hoping to surprise her with breakfast in bed on her day off
- >you accidentally cut your finger, and drop the knife with a clatter
- >she hears the commotion and comes running, still wearing her pajamas, her hair a mess
- >”Honey's hurt? Oh no!” she makes a worried face and skitters over, unable to see how bad it is without her glasses
- >she sighs relief when she gets a better look, but still scolds you for being careless
- >”Clumsy.” She grumbles, pouting
- >wife pulls the first aid kit from under the sink and starts cleaning the cut
- >she's quick and thorough, but also very gentle
- >she pulls out a little line of silk and wraps it around the cut, careful to make sure it's tight but not too tight
- >when she's done she gives you a kiss on the cheek, goes to fetch her glasses and sits down for breakfast with you
- >when you're finished you notice her PJs aren't buttoned up all the way, and a little loose around the collar
- >for a second you get a quick glance down her top, and see something nice
- >you feel yourself start to blush a little
- >she's looking at her phone, but suddenly perks up, her eyes narrowing and a cheeky smile starting to show on her face
- >“Ara? My husband senses are tingling~” she giggles softly, coming around the table to take your hand
- >she leads you down the hallway back to the bedroom
- >she gives you a deep, wet kiss as she pushes you onto the bed and climbs on top of you
- >“This isn't covered by your insurance, Anon.” she says with a chuckle, grinning as she starts spinning a set of web-cuffs
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