blå-neger

    >pops out of crack pipe
    >YO
    >magically seduces your girl
    >YOU BEEN SAYIN
    >nods head, every bike in the city appears before him
    >AHH YO HOL UPP
    >snaps fingers, a kfc erupts out of the sand
    >YOU DONE KEEP ON SAYING
    >blinks, hundreds of women suddenly become raped
    >HOL UP TELL ME THAT ONE MORE AGAIN
    >blinks away child support payments
    >YOU BEEN SAYIN YOU AINT NEVA HAD A FRAAAAN LIKE ME N SHEEEIT?