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- >Twilight nudges you, and you curl into a tighter ball as a response.
- >A more firm nudge.
- >You spring to your feet with as much force as you can muster, and send her flying.
- "What?"
- >She digs herself out of the pile you knocked her into.
- >"The carriage is here. We're leaving."
- "You might be, but I'm not."
- >"Why?"
- "Because Canterlot is pretty alright, but with me 'pretty alright' just isn't going to cut it. I'm going to make Canterlot less boring."
- >She gives up, and slinks away.
- >A short while later, you hear the flapping of wings, and she's gone.
- >It's time to pay somepony a visit.
- >No longer compelled to be on your best behavior, You stop being in the suite
- >And start being in Canterlot Castle.
- >You carefully climb the nearest wall, and climb your way onto the ceiling.
- >Now none of the guards will be able to see you!
- >You climb through the castle at random, before finding a bedroom.
- >Inside the bedroom is the one and only Princess Celestia.
- >She's sitting at a table, drinking tea.
- >She isn't looking at you.
- >You lower yourself from the ceiling, and swim your way through the air towards her.
- >You stop behind her, and take a silent, deep breath.
- "Hi, Celestia!"
- >She doesn't freak out as much as you thought she would.
- >She still jumps a couple feet into the air and turns to face you, but she hasn't left the room yet, which is helpful.
- >"How did you get in here?"
- "With my intuition. But that isn't important, what is important is that Canterlot, despite being really fancy, is also incredibly dull."
- >You sit down and put on a serious face.
- "We both want things to be more interesting. I can do that."
- >She calms down a bit when she realises that you aren't some sort of assassin.
- >"What did you have in mind, Anonymous?"
- >You rub your hands together in mischievous delight.
- >You stab the drill into the mountain face.
- >While it turns out that the princesses don't have any giant mining drills just lying about, Celestia assured you that a regular cordless drill would work fine.
- >And it turns out that they didn't have any cordless drills, either, so you just cut the cord off a corded one.
- >You turn on the drill, and the mountain splits in twain.
- >You stick your fingernails into the crack, and lift the mountain up.
- >Once it gets a fair bit in the air, you stick your hands further in the gap to get a better grip.
- >Straining as hard as you can, you eventually lift the entire mountain above your head.
- >You place the mountain firmly in the air, and walk backwards to get a better look.
- >Yeah, compared to the height of the mountain, that's not very noticeable.
- >You go underneath the middle of the mountain, and push it up as hard as you can.
- >Then, once you can't push it any higher, you step up onto the air.
- >You continue like this for some time.
- >After about three quarters of an hour, you've gotten the mountain a decent height above the ground.
- >You walk back out from under the mountain, and decide that a floating island with a flat bottom just doesn't look right.
- >You grab your cordless drill and walk up the side of the mountain.
- >About a third of the way up you stick your drill in, angled down, and turn it on.
- >Again, the mountain is sundered.
- >You take the bit of mountain off the bottom and toss it into space.
- >Space is pretty big, so you doubt it's going to come back to haunt you later.
- >Now all that remains is to deal with the ugly plateau underneath your floating island.
- >Water erodes stone and stuff. Let's use that.
- >You stop being at the edge of the mountain Canterlot is on
- >And start being at the start of your waterslide.
- >It's still on fire, which is good to know.
- >Rainbow Dash's house is still raining on it, and doesn't seem to be stopping any time soon.
- >You grab the house and stop being in Ponyville
- >And start being directly underneath Canterlot.
- >The rain pours from the house, and you wait for it to erode the plateau into something more reasonable.
- >In short order, Rainbow Dash flies out of her house, presumably to give you a stern talking to.
- >"Why's it so dark all of a sudden!?"
- "I needed your house to erode this plateau. It's under a mountain, which is why it's so dark."
- >"Oh. I guess that makes sense."
- >And she goes back into her house.
- >You see a light turn on in one of the rooms, and that's that.
- >You wait.
- >Eroding things is meant to take place over a long time, so you give it a few hours.
- >When said few hours are up, you look over the ground.
- >Despite it being really dark, you can see that the flat stone has turned into normal dirt.
- >Nature in action.
- >You grab a hold of Rainbow Dash's house again.
- "It's going to be a little bright!"
- >You stop being under Canterlot
- >And start being over the start of the waterslide.
- >As the water begins to flow down the slide again, you feel as though all is right with the world.
- >You stop being in Ponyville
- >And start being back in Canterlot, on top of Celestia.
- "Done!"
- >She's quite surprised, and panics a bit.
- >She regains her composure though, and speaks.
- >"I'm sorry, Anon, but I don't believe you. I didn't feel anything."
- "That's fine, I'll show you!"
- >You hug the living daylights out of Celestia, stop being in Canterlot
- >And start being just outside of it.
- >Though you're firmly held in the air, Celestia still freaks out.
- >Screaming, flailing wildly, the usual.
- >Again, she calms down and looks at the floating island Canterlot is situated on.
- >She is struck dumb with awe.
- >You put her down in the air and start to wait, occasionally tapping your wrist.
- >She snaps out of it some time later. You weren't really paying attention to how much time passed.
- >"That's amazing!"
- >She seems much more energetic now.
- >"There's just a small problem."
- >Cocked eyebrow.
- >"How will anypony get up without wings?"
- >Ah.
- "Teleportation would probably work."
- >"Any idea how you would do that?"
- "One or two."
- >And so you set off in search of a doorframe.
- >After a few minutes you find one just lying around, attached to somepony's house.
- >You rip the door out of it's hole, and take it to the train station.
- >After surveying the walls for a good place to put it, you tear the entrance off one side of the door, and put that side on the wall.
- >You stop being in the train station
- >And start being underneath Canterlot.
- >You quickly drill out a slab of stone, and haul it to the edge of the floating island's shadow.
- >After stabbing it upright in the ground, you put the entrance of the door on it.
- >And just like you thought it would happen, the door leads to Canterlot Central Station.
- >You step through, and back again, just to see if anything bad was going to happen.
- >Evidently not!
- >You stop being outside Canterlot
- >And start being on top of Celestia.
- >She's slightly startled, but not as much as last time.
- "I made a way to get from Canterlot to the ground and back again!"
- >You hug Celestia, and stop being wherever
- >And start being outside your door.
- >Again, not much panic this time. She gets used to things easily, it seems.
- "Tada!"
- >She inspects the door, then steps through.
- >She's grinning from ear to ear.
- >"And this uses no magic whatsoever?"
- "Why would it?"
- >She's bouncing a bit. Her excitement is adorable.
- "Now what?"
- >"Lights! It's too expensive to keep all of Canterlot lit up with gas lamps or fireflies, so I've been looking for an alternative! I'm sure you can do it!"
- "How do you think I would go about doing that?"
- >She calms down somewhat, and starts to think.
- >"Knowing what you can do, you could probably catch sunlight with your hands and use that."
- >You hold up your hands and then close them.
- >The light now in your hands, you squeeze it as tightly as you can, then let it go.
- >A small orb of light floats there.
- >Another burst of excitement from the usually reserved monarch.
- >Guess you just have that effect on people.
- >You start bounding around Canterlot, princess in tow, and replace all the lights with your fancy sunlight orbs.
- >Canterlot is pretty big, so it takes you a couple hours to do it.
- >Celestia is giggling the whole time.
- >By the time you've finished the whole city, the sun has set.
- >You walk some distance away from Canterlot with Celestia, and survey your handiwork.
- >Canterlot, situated on a floating island and lit by thousands of pinpoints of light, looks pretty damn amazing.
- >You stretch and yawn.
- "Well, I'm gonna go to sleep now."
- >"What? But you've only just begun!"
- "Yeah, and I'm going to continue tomorrow. Got anywhere for me to sleep? Wait, don't answer that, I'll figure it out on my own."
- >You amble through the air towards Canterlot, leaving Celestia behind, enter somepony's house at random, and fall asleep in their hallway.
- >Well, that was fun.
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