A Long Night in the ER

A Long Night in the ER

Alright, last patient of the night and then I can go home to a cold beer and comfy couch. What have I got? Foreign object lodged in body, unable to remove… Knowing my luck it’ll be a pen in someone’s hand again or a very large splinter. Here we go…

Good evening Ms, my name is Dr. [your handle or name here]. I understand you have a problem and need some help tonight. Your chart says you have something lodged inside you that you couldn’t remove yourself. Could you please explain a bit more, I’m not seeing any obvious injury, and those gowns show quite a bit that could be injured.

There’s no need to be embarrassed, I can assure you I’ve heard it all before. There’s nothing you can say that will shock me. Now, please just tell me what’s wrong so I can help you and we can both get out of here. I’m sure you have far better things to do on a Friday night than sit in an ER with me.

Well thank you for the compliment, but let’s get you fixed up first before you start asking for my number, then you’ll really love me.

I’m just teasing you, sometimes flirting makes some patients more comfortable if they’re embarrassed about telling me something. So come on, tell the nice Doctor what hurts so I can help you.

You decided to try some new things in the bedroom and things got a bit, stuck? Well, is your partner here with you? It might make you more comfortable if they held your hand through this.

No partner? So, you were flying solo so to speak? Alright, nothing wrong with a little self pleasure. Everybody does it from time to time.

Why don’t you lay back on the table and tell me what you were doing that got you into this situation? I know the gown doesn’t exactly hide much, but I’ll need to get a look at you to see what we’re dealing with. Given how long you were waiting I’d imagine you must be getting quite uncomfortable by now.

So you were playing with yourself and trying some new things and got in a bit over your head, is that it? Put your legs in the stirips for me? Good.

So I’m going to look at your pelvis now, and feel if there’s anything abnormal. If anything hurts or feels uncomfortable you need to tell me, alright? That’s my girl.

Well, upon a cursory inspection I see you decided to try anal play this evening. Is that a plug, vibrator, or a set of beads I see?

A plug. Is that the only toy you decided to play with tonight or are there other surprises in store for me?

Ben-wa balls? You must be feeling very full right now. It looks like your issue is a lack of lubrication. That was why you weren’t able to remove the toys yourself after you were done, playing. At least I assume you were done, or was it being unable to remove them that ended things?

What I can do is apply some extra lubricant, remove them for you, and you will be right as rain. I would suggest investing in some of your own though for next time. As much as my smiling face is nice to look at, I’d imagine it would be easier for you to be able to do this at home instead of waiting for hours for me to help you.

Just take a deep breathe, I’m going to lubricate my fingers and you’re going to feel some pressure as they enter your vagina.

There we go, I can feel one of the balls now. I’m going to have to move my fingers around a bit to pull it out just keep breathing for me.

Was that a moan? I’m trying to stay professional here while pulling sex toys out of your pussy and you go and moan for me? That is just not even fair. If I wasn’t being so professional, I would be doing something like using my other hand to rub your clit like this….

If you’re going to moan for me, I’m going to really give you something to moan about. On the plus side, I don’t think I’ll be needing more lubricant to remove these things. You’ve gotten so wet you’re dripping down the plug and onto my table. Such a dirty girl.

And there’s the second ball out. But, I think I better feel around a bit more. Just to make sure you don’t have any other surprises hiding in there. I should be thorough and make sure you get the best care possible of course. Mmmh, that’s it just relax your little pussy for me and let me feel you.

Now for this plug in your ass, I think the best way to remove it would be while you are being further stimulated to avoid discomfort. So I’m going to keep rubbing your clit, give this thing a little twist, and just as you cum for me I’m going to pull it out. Sound good?

Good girl, just feel my fingers touching you and that plug filling your ass. Keep moaning for me, if you want to touch your body to help do it. Do whatever feels go for you. I just want to give you pleasure.

Mmmhh, you like to have your breasts stroked? You like your little nippled played with? Pull down the gown for me. I want to see them.

Fuck, those gorgeous tits bounce whenever you move. If it will help you with your care, I’m going to need to get my lips on those. *sucking and licking sounds*

Are you ready to cum for me? That’s it baby, cum hard. Be a good little patient and cum so I can make you feel better. Cum while I pull this plug out of your ass. Cum with my fingers on your clit and my lips on your nipple. Cum for me, now!

There we are, all done. Shh, just let yourself come back down from everything. I’m sure you’re feeling a bit empty now after being so full for so long. Your ass must be a bit sore as well. This wasn’t so little of a plug as I had thought. Have you ever had the real thing, or just practiced?

No? Ever wanted to? Wanted to feel a man’s cock fucking your ass with abandon? Is that what you think about when you push this into you when you touch yourself?

Fuck, let’s get you cleaned up and dressed. Then you and I are getting out of here and I think we have more thorough tests to perform and fun to have outside of this ER. How does that sound.

Perfect, such a good patient *kiss*

The End