▼: hi!
▲: hello!!
▼: hey jade!
▲: hehe howd you know! hello john. (:
▼: what are you up too?
▼: i knew due to my like jade senses or something!
▲: not much!! just trying to deal with all these frogs i guess.
▼: hehehe. :B
▼: frogs huh well maybe we can all help you with that soon!
▲: i really hope so!! they are going to be so hard to find.
▲: well maybe not hard, but maybe tedious? hmm
▲: anyway i think i named one of these little guys 'bozo' but i dont remember why :?
▼: i believe you can do it jade!
▼: bozo?
▲: hehe, me too! a positive attitude is important.
▲: yeah, i looked at one of the frogs and that name popped into my head! i think i remember naming this one but i just dont remember when, or why. :?
▼: huh well dave probably knows.
▲: yeah! he is my server player after all, maybe he saw.
▲: john this might seem like a weird question! but do you think well ever get to meet the trolls?
▼: maybe jade
▼: why?
▲: well... i guess i just hope that we do.
▼: who do you want to meet?
▲: everyone seems to think it probably wont happen! but that is just pretty sad to think about. ):
▲: everyone i guess! but i plan on giving karkat a huuuge hug. (:
▼: clearly i need to find two flint lock pistols so i can dual for your honor.
▼: *duel
▲: hehehehehe!!
▲: i think of all peopel i am allowed to tell you playing with guns is a bad idea!
▲: people*
▼: im not sure if i like your intentions toward my sister mr karkat.
▲: oh nooo dont fight you guys!
▲: RAR RAR IM ALL CRABBY AND ANGRY ALL THE TIME RAAR
▼: well maybe we are fighting over you like in a movie!
▲: I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK RAR I WILL JUST PRETEND TO BE ANGRY AND NOT ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING
▲: wow capitals look awful!
▲: no wonder we dont normally use them.
▼: yeah karkat is really kind of ragy isnt he/
▲: hehehe!! i guess thats just how he is. (:
▼: so jade i hear youve got at least three trolls with crushes on you.
▲: oh!!
▲: i... really?
▼: yeah!
▲: gosh...
▼: maybe four or five people have crushes on you it seems.
▲: i guess you also know who they are?
▲: gee what!!
▼: yeah.
▲: oh i am so confused all of a sudden!!
▼: i know who they are.
▲: maybe i am just really bad at noticing this stuff?
▲: oh noooo what if i said something that sounded awful to someone who likes me!!
▼: thats fine jade.
▲: john you have to tell me who they are!!!! ):
▼: ill tell you some of them
▲: not all of them?? ):
▼: im not going to tell you one.
▲: gee i guess its better than nothing! go on.
▼: one of them is karkat.
▼: the other is tavros.
▲: oh.
▼: one is named eridan.
▲: well i guess i sort of already knew about ta-
▼: also maybe dave.
▲: oh gosh no
▲: not eridan please no
▲: oh noooo
▼: well he was hitting on you right?
▲: what do you mean dave likes me!!
▼: i dont know maybe.
▲: of course he was hitting on me i thought that was what he does to everyone!!
▲: ):
▲: oh man i am so confused ):
▼: dave seems to just open up to you more.
▲: i... he does?
▼: and i have no idea what eridan does.
▼: i was just told he was hitting on you.
▲: huh.
▲: ):
▲: well he gave me this dumb gun and said it was legendary or something?
▼: yes dave opens up to you more.
▲: it looked like a LEGENDARY PIECE OF SHIT to me!!!
▲: so i threw it out.
▼: and i know that you have one more guy with a crush on you.
▲: maybe i shouldnt have done that? oh nooo what if he thought that was a move in their weird hatelove thing!
▼: uhh jade.
▲: gosh john you know i am good at guessing but i think i am pretty hopeless when it comes to romance!!
▼: i think you need to sit down.
▼: take some deep breaths!
▲: no no i cant sit down i have to make sure there are absolutely no buckets
▲: i mean cleaning appliances
▲: anywhere near me
▲: at all
▼: jade!
▲: if
▼: sit down!
▲: i
▲: what
▲: okay fine ):
▼: just calm down.
▲: look i am sitting in the snow it is pretty cold ok ):
▲: i uh
▲: hmm. ):
▼: working yourself up wont help.
▲: ...i guess youre right.
▼: anyway the last guy who has a crush on yous name wont be said.
▼: hes just someone youve known for a long time.
▲: you mean a really long time?? or just sort of feels-like-a-long-time? because that probably makes a difference! this game feels like it has gone on forever.
▲: :?
▲: gosh i shouldnt have been so mean to tavros, he was really trying.
▼: like a really long time.
▼: do you like tavros back jade?
▲: and i guess i sort of maybe feel bad about what i said to eridan too? throwing his gun in the trash was still pretty mean of me even if he was being a HUGE JERK! bluh bluh.
▲: i...
▲: hmm.
▲: i dont know. i dont think we know each other well enough to think about that. ):
▼: do you like any of the people with crushes on you?
▲: well i cant really answer that question if i dont know who the last person is! but i dont think so.
▲: i mean maybe i am just a little bit too young to understand this stuff yet...?
▼: maybe.
▲: and oh gosh the trolls and their dumb quadrant things!
▲: everything is just so hard to understand and i get really confused whenever i think about it!!
▼: well if it helps two of your suitors are not trolls
▼: i mean one.
▲: hmmm.
▲: well... i guess i sort of love everyone? but that is what karkat would call a platonic thing i am pretty sure.
▲: like i would hate if anything happened to anyone! and i worry a lot about everyone.
▼: i am really bad at hiding the secret of the mythical fifth guy arent i?
▲: but... i dont know.
▼: i see.
▲: well i dont know john!! i am really bad at this stuff.
▼: well hm i think you should just continue to be who you are jade!
▲: even if you are pretty bad at keeping secrets i am just really bad at guessing them!! maybe we are equal in that.
▲: that is good advice.
▲: no actually
▲: it is the best advice i have heard since i played this dumb game.
▼: haha well jade we all got crushes on you for being you right.
▲: pfhehe.
▼: they did i mean
▲: wait did you say we
▼: uhh nope.
▲: john what did you say
▼: i clearly did not.
▲: jooohn! ):
▼: what?
▲: i think maybe i am not as bad at guessing as i thought. ):
▼: huh?
▲: i uh.
▲: i
▲: have to
▲: look sheesh look at all these frogs i have to find all of a sudden!
▲: i sure am pretty busy over here!!! i better go deal with that!!!!!
▲: uhh
▼: jade!
▼: dont go.
▲: i
▼: please?
▲: siiigh
▼: sorry.
▲: no, i
▲: im sorry.
▼: its alright jade.
▲: i dont think it is alright.
▲: everyone is getting into big trouble and people are dying
▲: karkat told me, he said some of his friends are actually dying!
▼: what?
▲: and we are talking about romance and i have to be worried for everyone and
▲: and i just
▼: i thought he was joking.
▲: i dont think i know how to deal with it all yet.
▼: well.
▲: i thought so too but
▼: jade i think we will deal with it.
▼: all four of us.
▲: then i reread the conversation we had on this stupid site and he didnt even tell me i was a fuckass once!
▼: we will help the trolls.
▲: i am really worried.
▲: i
▲: i know john, im sorry
▼: its fine.
▼: if i cant help the those guys i kind of think.
▼: this godteir would be useless.
▲: i know what you mean and i hate having to feel so useless even though i am doing this work that is supposed to be important but it is JUST FROGS ugh and i cant think of it like it IS important because... its just frogs.
▲: but i really do hope we can help the trolls.
▼: i mean if i cant help anybody what good is the breeze?
▼: jade.
▲: exactly!
▼: from what i understand.
▼: you are most important!
▲: what is the use of making a universe with frogs if it is just going to be awful for everyone.
▲: somehow i just
▲: i just dont feel like i am.
▼: jade.
▼: when we meet face to face.
▼: i am going to give you a huge hug!
▲: hugs, am i right?
▲: hehe.
▼: and thats that!
▼: hehe. :B
▲: hehehe i think we should all take some time out for hugs!
▼: maybe we should!
▼: but uhh.
▲: john you made me smile again and for a while i was really worried.
▲: i guess
▼: we kind of dont have long for this.
▲: thank you!
▼: dont worry!
▼: i always want to make you smile!
▲: yeah, i know. but im sure we can make time for hugs and stuff!
▲: me too.
▲: i mean, the other way around, yeah.
▲: thanks john.
▼: maybe but our session has to be beat with in a day.
▲: (:
▼:
▲: we will make time for hugs and that is that, mister!!
▲: (:<
▼: hehe alright. :B
▲: :B
▲: well i guess i should really get back to these frogs then, if we are going to have time for hugs later!
▼: umm...
▼: jade.
▲: y
▲: yeah?
▼: sorry for dropping all this on you.
▲: its okay john...
▲: that is what friends are for right? :/
▲: i mean, uh, oops.
▼: i guess?
▲: yeah i have to uh, go
▼: i kind of thought you knew!
▲: better work hard now and have more time later right!
▲: i, yeah.
▼: jade...
▼: dont be nervous!
▼: we all kind of just want you to be happy right?
▲: and i want everyone else to be happy!
▼: well if your not your normal happy self then we wouldnt be happy either!
▲: i guess that makes sense.
▲: i will be brave!
▼: best way to make everybody happy is to be you!
▼: i mean youve been one of my best friends for years!
▲: you guys dont have to worry about a thing ok!! jade harley to the rescue, froggy universe antics and witch of space magic (when i figure it out!) and all!
▼: hehehe. :B
▲: i am really glad we had this conversation john.
▲: i feel a lot better for it. (:
▼: i am too but i just am sorry i dropped so much on you.
▼: i mean five guys liking you must feel pretty heavy...
▲: hehe, its ok! best to get this stuff out of the way so we have more time to think about it.
▲: and i think that is all that we really need.
▲: time to sort everything out!
▼: time is daves thing.
▲: then dave will have to share his magic time throne.
▼: ha.
▲: everyone gets a time crown!
▼: i am going to tell him you said that.
▲: hehehe!! you do that.
▼: hes probably going to come up with something cool to say!
▲: we will all be squashed onto this dumb golden clock chair
▲: and everyone will have to sit there until we figure it all out.
▼: haha sometimes dave makes me feel a bit jealous.
▲: (:<
▲: hehe, me too! he has so much time to think about stuff.
▼: that and hes just so cooool!
▲: maybe he takes like five minutes to actually think of something cool to say, but it just seems instant to us because he stops time to think!
▲: hehehe.
▼: ...that would make so much sense.
▲: he is not as cool as we thought john!! the cool guy act is crashing down around him and he has only himself to blame.
▼: i will get the pranksters gambit on him someday!
▲: hehehe.
▲: get him with a... ...mop container??? over the door
▲: and make sure the trolls are watching.
▼: you mean a bucket?
▲: you will get pretty much everyone with that!
▲: pffhehe!! dont even say it i cant even think that word without giggling any more.
▼: hehehe that sounds like the best idea ever. :B
▼: bucketttt...
▼: bucket!
▲: pfffhehhehehehe!!!
▼: buckkettttt!
▼: bucket~!
▲: hehehehe stop really!! karkat will probably end up being able to read my screen somehow!
▲: hehehehe.
▼: ...
▼: BUCKET FUCKASS!
▲: hehehehehehehe!!!! oh gosh john shut up ahaha
▲: hahahehehe
▼: (hehehehe sorry i just wanted to do that to him)
▲: oh geez i think i scared the frogs when i burst out laughing
▲: hehe
▼: hahaha.
▲: i should get back to work john! and i mean it this time, it is probably pretty important for me to keep going.
▼: i think my pranksters gambit went up a few notches from that.
▼: hey jade.
▼: buckets.
▲: you have all of the notches john!!
▲: PFFHEHEHE shush
▼: hahaha.
▲: thanks a bunch for having this conversation with me! it was a lot of fun and i hope we can actually find time to talk like this when we meet in person.
▼: BUCKETS FUCKASS!
▲: hehehe...
▼: i hope so too.
▼: and we will prank all the trolls!
▲: we will prank everyone so bad they wont even know what hit them!
▲: hehehe.
▼: yes!
▼: with buckets!
▲: pffhehe!
▲: talk to you later john!! (:
▼: you too jade!
▼: (:
▲: :B