Delicious Rabbit: Prologue

Prologue

>Day 189 in Equestria.
>You've been stuck in this meatless hellhole for half a year.
>Fuck DAMN you want bacon.
>But ponies are all mostly herbivorous, and you really don't want to bring it up.
>You can get your protein from eggs and beans and stuff, so you're not emaciated or anything.
>Just really, really craving steak.
>You'd kill just for some burnt chicken, even.
>"You look all sad and grumpy Anon, what's wrong?"
>Pinkie Pie interrupts your animal-protein based moping.
"Oh, nothing. It's just…"
>Quick, think of something.
"My birthday is coming up, and I won't get to spend it with my friends back home."
>It's not actually coming up, but she'll like that.
>"That's horrible! Like, terrible and sad horrible! I've gotta do something!"
>"I know, we'll throw you a party!"
>Of course.
>"When's your birthday, Nonny?"
"Just two days from today, actually."
>"Okay! I'll get right on it!"

>Pinkie wants you to hand out the invitations.
>It's your party, after all.
>You've handed out everyone's invitation but Fluttershy.
>Her house is way outside of Ponyville, so you decided you'd do her last.
>Save yourself some walking time.

>Angel answers the door, and proceeds to stare at you.
>"Who is it, Angel?"
"It's me, Anon. I'd like to invite you to my birthday party."
>"Oh, please come inside. I'm little bit busy, do you mind waiting for a little bit?"
"Not at all, no."
>It seems you've interrupted feeding time.
>Mice and squirrels and rodents scurry across the floor, congregating around the many food bowls.
>From the sound of it, Fluttershy is in the kitchen, chopping something.
>"It's your birthday soon?"
"In a couple days, yeah."
>"Oh, how wonderful. I'll have to get you a present."
>She brings out quite a fancy salad from the kitchen.
>Lettuce, carrots, shaved almonds, the works.
>It goes right in front of Angel Bunny, and he digs right in.
>She's looking at you.
>Her eyes are really huge, and her eyelashes are really long.
>"Do you think you could help me feed the animals? I'm sure it wouldn't be a problem for someone as strong as you. "
>She bats her eyelids.
>Is she hitting on you?
>She's hitting on you.
>Well.
"Alright, I could stay a while. What do you want me to do?"
>"Well, the bigger animals are going to need some help getting their food out out of storage. It's just out back, let me show you."
>She puts her hoof on your shoulder, and starts to pull you towards the back door, when Angel starts making a horrible gagging noise.
>"Oh no, Angel!"
>She dashes over to the choking bunny, and pats him on the back a couple times.
>He coughs up a chunk of carrot.
>"Now remember, chew your food."
>The bunny rolls his beady little eyes.

>That goes on for the entire evening.
>Every time you and Fluttershy start to chat, or relax a bit, or sit down to have some tea, that stupid little rodent interrupts.
>"Oh, he just needs some water. It'll just be a second."
>"Don't knock over the dirty dishes– no! Oh deary me."
>"Angel! That's his leg, not a tree!"
>Goddamn cockblocking asshole bunny.
>As if being stuck in the Land Of Talking Horses And No Meat Ever wasn't bad enough.

>And then you have the Idea.
>The horrible, terrible, wonderful Idea.
>The Idea that would solve both your problems at once.
>You're going to eat Angel Bunny.