Poor APOC Shittalk

EVE System > Channel changed to Local : J112709
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Oh hai guys
Shofixti Admiralty > o7 squeeps
Shofixti Admiralty > I HAVE A RIFTER
Tyrin Davaham > I am a fuckin' rifter.
Tyrin Davaham > /emoteta
Tyrin Davaham > Huh, slashes are weird in EvE
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Cool, I'll let Merc know so they can all come blow it up.
Tyrin Davaham > You say they blow, right?
Tyrin Davaham > Because seriously, if they can suck, right?
Tyrin Davaham > I might be willing to pay to "unseed" all over them
Tyrin Davaham > if you know what I meqan
Tyrin Davaham > mean*
Darken Earth > wow, hawt
Darken Earth > im impressed
Darken Earth > tell me more
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Well, according to zkill, ya'll got dunked by a t3d fleet, followed shortly after by a forti
Tyrin Davaham > I just had surgery like fifteen days ago, I haven't unseeded on anyone, yet
Darken Earth > yup sure did Squeeps
Tyrin Davaham > I am willing to pay to unseed.
Darken Earth > old news
Darken Earth > moving on
Tyrin Davaham > Fuckin' bitch lasagna
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > I only recently heard about it.
Tyrin Davaham > My surgery, or my need to unseed?
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > I don't even know you, so I couldn't care less about your surgery.
Tyrin Davaham > But you care about my need to unseed
Tyrin Davaham > Your corp tells me that much
Tyrin Davaham > When was the last time that you unseeded?
Tyrin Davaham > Are you circumcised?
Tyrin Davaham > A lot of EvE players are not American
Tyrin Davaham > I was just curious, when you unseed, what do you use to control friction?
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > That's some pretty bland humor.
Darken Earth > he a wormholer btw
Tyrin Davaham > A little foreskin, a little spit?
Tyrin Davaham > Some baby oil?
Darken Earth > i like a sugar scrub personally
Tyrin Davaham > I'm gonna have to google a sugar scrub
Tyrin Davaham > I'm an asshole, so I just grab and go
Tyrin Davaham > There is no joy
Tyrin Davaham > Squeeps, where are you from
Tyrin Davaham > Where the fuck do you live?
Darken Earth > whelp, its been fun Squeeps. But im gonna go have fun!
Tyrin Davaham > You some uncut Eurotrash?
Tyrin Davaham > Shit, Canadians don't cut either
Tyrin Davaham > Fuckin' frog speaking weirdos
Tyrin Davaham > Canadians are like wannabe Americans, they just song like frenchfag swedes
Tyrin Davaham > Song, sound
Tyrin Davaham > One of those words
Tyrin Davaham > You're a piece of shit
Tyrin Davaham > You fuckin' minimized this window
Tyrin Davaham > This is a fuckin' MMO, dude
Tyrin Davaham > Massively Multiplayer
Tyrin Davaham > That means you need to interact with other players
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Nah, not really.
Tyrin Davaham > Yeah no, nah
Tyrin Davaham > Gotta interact
Tyrin Davaham > I mean, if you're hanging out, the least you can do is bullshit with me
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > I mean, I'm interacting with your system.
Tyrin Davaham > Hanging out with a cloaked astero isn't really interacting
Tyrin Davaham > Plus, this is why we have local
Tyrin Davaham > See, right now, we're interacting
Tyrin Davaham > Which is kinda cheering me up
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Thats nice.
Tyrin Davaham > Hey, give me a sec, I've gotta piss
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > I'm just hanging out in here for fun.
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > I heard merc's group found a way in the other day so I tagged along for shits and giggles
Tyrin Davaham > I lied
Tyrin Davaham > I went out and smoked, as well

Electrician Zing > hey Squeeps
Electrician Zing > Vas says youre a cunt.
Tyrin Davaham > Squeeps is just unfriendly
Tyrin Davaham > I suspect he's an incel
Tyrin Davaham > He keeps talking about "unseeding"
Tyrin Davaham > I mean, you know what that means.
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > lulz, that makes me giggle
Cael Voltek > Whew...finally home again.
Cael Voltek > What did I miss?
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Other than your shitazar blowing up, I'm just seeding you for furthur content.
Cael Voltek > Whoa! Is this the actual Squeeps?
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Indeed
Cael Voltek > Holy hell. How you been?
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Heard ya'll got dunked, so I figured I'd seed you guys to get in on the fun too
Cael Voltek > Yeah. Well, skill or not, numbers matter. Kinda tough to defend with the current mechanics and being outnumbers. Oh well.
Cael Voltek > *numbered...derp
Cael Voltek > Is that what "seed" means? I was wondering what that meant.
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Don't worry, we'll bring more content your way.
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Lemme know when ya'll decide to anchor another station.
Cael Voltek > I'm actually surprised you and eddy kept in touch.
Cael Voltek > We? Who's we. I see you are a 1 man corp.
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Sure thing.
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > I still talk to both of them daily.
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > him and ketias
Vassago Athonille > Good evening Squeeps, you fucking twat waffle
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Why hello there.
Vassago Athonille > hows retierment?
Vassago Athonille > and FYI we're not paying you
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Cool story, no fucks given about the money.
Cael Voltek > No no no, you have it wrong Vas. He's here to spread his seed and create content?
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > And what's "retierment"?  I mean, I haven't retiered anything that I know of...
Vassago Athonille > retired from the Navy did you not?
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > It's ok, you need to save money to buy another Fortizar anyways it seems.
Vassago Athonille > it's ok
Cael Voltek > I know some guys that were glorified coast guard too.
Vassago Athonille > easy come easy go
Vassago Athonille > it gave Ketias something to be proud of for once in his life
Cael Voltek > I'm guessing since there is two fat fucks and you, you're the meat in that sandwich.
Cael Voltek > What with all of that navy experience.
Vassago Athonille > nahh
Vassago Athonille > Eddy rides bitch
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Cool.  Heard you guys ran APOC into the dumpster pretty fast.
Vassago Athonille > we sure did
Cael Voltek > I can hear his asshole whistle.
Cael Voltek > In space.
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Sounds about right, took you longer than I expected honestly.
Cael Voltek > Nope. Obviously since you can't read the corp infor, we are actually larger than when you left.
Vassago Athonille > is this really the best you can come up with?
Cael Voltek > Longer for what?
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > I'm just making small talk.
Vassago Athonille > fair enough
Vassago Athonille > so you didn't answer how's life out of the navy?
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Better than life in that's for sure.
Cael Voltek > It's what happens when you finally get rid of the dead weight.
Cael Voltek > I mean big dead weight. Holy hell.
Vassago Athonille > cool, well I'm going go play some BT before bed
Vassago Athonille > don't be a stranger
Vassago Athonille > we love the company
Cael Voltek > Agreed.
Cael Voltek > Also, some friendly advice: When you see a war target enter your system and your are in a defenseless miner, get off grid.
Cael Voltek > heh  you're damnit anyway
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Ya'll should probably start looking for a new WH btw.
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Some friendly advice: Don't shit talk when you can't back it up.  ;)
Cael Voltek > What do you care? You mine shit.
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > But do I?  Do I really?
Cael Voltek > Shit talk? About what? How bad you are?
Cael Voltek > I find it hilarious that you are so butt hurt along with the other two that you actually take the time and isk to skill inject a 1 day old alt just to come in here and baby sit for baby huey and baby luey.
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Butt hurt?  Hardly.  I find this utterly amusing actually.  And as for an injector, pocket change.
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > I mean, I've had other characters seeded in here for weeks.
Cael Voltek > Seeded. You mean hid.
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Yeah, it's called WH terminology, you should look up the lingo sometime.
Cael Voltek > Ah. lol. Always thinking he's the smartest guy in the room.
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Eddy wants to relay a message
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > "Git gud scrub"
Cael Voltek > Lol
Cael Voltek > He needs new material.
Cael Voltek > And most likey a new minivan. Does he have a home yet?
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Does who have a home yet?
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Eddy?
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Between the really bad dick jokes, the home jokes, and the "bad" jokes, sounds like ya'll need some new materials, that's pretty much all I've heard out of you guys basically ever.
Cael Voltek > It's why you washed out.
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Washed out?
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > Washed out of what?
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > I mean, I do enjoy being clean.
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > #HighQualityAPOCShitTalkGoingOn
Cael Voltek > That actually doesn't work in eve chat. Trendy? Sure. Kinda hip? You bet. Pointless? Ya'sure, youbetcha.
Squeeps The APOC-Seeder > But hey, I'd love to stay to get more enjoyment out of your saltiness, but I have actual things to do tomorrow.  You enjoy youre evening and I'll be back around this weekend, maybe we'll swing by and dunk some more if we have nothing else better to do.