/help used in a command block

"Yolo",
"/achievement take achievement.understandCommands @p",
"Ask for help on twitter",
"/deop @p",
"Scoreboard deleted, commands blocked",
"Contact helpdesk for help",
"/testfornoob @p",
"/trigger warning",
"Oh my god, it's full of stats",
"/kill @p[name=!Searge]",
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?",
"Sorry, no help today"