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- >Be Anon
- >Been in school long enough to know everybody
- >Haven’t been to any outer events yet.
- >Finally got my chance. There's an invitation on my desk.
- >Party at Pinkies!!!!!1!!! Yes or No
- >Smirk and circle yes
- >“I don't think that's a good idea Anon...”
- >Look around to see Fluttershy looking quite discontent with my choice
- “Why not?”
- >“Last person I knew who went to one of Pinkie's parties came back the next day with a broken leg.”
- >Sounds like a fun time
- “I'm sure it was a different reason why he broke his leg”
- >Fluttershy frowns
- >She seems scared for my safety.
- >She also forgets that I'm am a grown ass man!
- “Don't worry. Ill be extra careful”
- >Fluttershy smiles weakly and walks to the other side of the classroom.
- >Step 1. Get more info
- >Step 2. Party my ass off
- >Step 3. uhhh...
- >Step 4. Profit!
- 1/?
- >Well lets go find the Pink Tornado
- >Lots of those invites in peoples' hands.
- >This might be a big one
- >Stoked.png
- >“OH HEY ANON! What's up!?”
- >Pushed by Dash
- “Hey Dash. You hear about Pinki-”
- >“Duhhhh. Everyone has an invitation. This is gonna be one Hell of a Party!”
- “Are they usually this big?”
- >“It's usually just us girls. Seems Pinkie wants this to be the party to end all parties.”
- “Fluttershy told me about some dude breaking his leg at her last public party”
- >Dash snerks
- >“Oh yeah. Dumbass tried jumping from the roof into a bounce house. He HAD to be on drugs”
- “Sounds about right”
- >Notice Rarity walking by
- >Decide to flag her down. She looks stressed
- “Cant think of what to wear?”
- >“Hardly” Rarity scoffs, “More over how many people are going to this one”
- >Dash: “I wouldn't worry about it. If there is anything Pinkie can do, its control a party.”
- >“Anon are you going?”
- >Show Rarity my invitation
- >“Then stick close to me or Dash okay?
- >Yeah no.
- “I think I am quite capable of handling myself thank you very much”
- >Rarity obviously took offense to that
- >Kinda stomps away.
- >“Aaaah dont worry about her. She'll probably be in a stupid dress.”
- >Because bitch parties like a boss.
- >Hallways starting to simmer down.
- >Next period. Ill find pinkie later
- >"Well im off to gym. see you at the party tonight!"
- "Wait... ITS TONIGHT!?"
- >ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
- >Dash runs away laughing.
- >sweating.gif
- 2/?
- >Dateline: Final Period
- >Still sweating
- >Totally NOT prepared for a party.
- >The intercom buzzes
- >“For those who don't know already...”
- >sound of shuffling papers over the intercom
- >“There is a local school gathering being held later tonight at a student's house. Make sure to be safe and drink
- responsibly.”
- >Muffled noises from the intercom
- >“HEY! Get out of here!”
- >Pinkie: “PIKIE RULES!!!! YEAH!!!”
- >Silence from intercom
- >Psycho bitch alert.
- >Final bell.
- >Gotta get home and change my clothes.
- >Running down the hall.
- >Crash into Applejack
- “Ow... So sorry”
- >“Where you off to in such a hurry?”
- >“Pinkie invited me to one of her parties."
- >“Well Y'all be careful now. Pinkeh's Parties can get pretty out of hand quickly.”
- “Aren't you going?”
- >“Naw I have homework. You have fun now Y'hear?”
- “Wait a minute.”
- >AJ turns around
- “Now I've been around Pinkie. She seems very loosey goosey. Is she gonna be okay?”
- >AJ doesn't know how to respond. Lets reword that.
- “Like, Pinkie is a party animal. But is she a good host?”
- >“Beats me sugarcube. Y'all have a better chance asking Fluttershy about Pinkeh's ability to control a party. But
- from what I can tell, she loses grasp pretty easily.”
- >Oh now I'm concerned.
- >White knight mode activated
- “I'll make sure she gets through this in one piece”
- >“That's very noble Anon. But I'm sure Pinkeh can handle herself.
- “Yeah you're totally forcing that assurance out. I can tell”
- >Confused AJ is confused
- >“What do ya mean?”
- “If you trusted Pinkie, you would answer my question instead of passing me off to Fluttershy”
- >“Fluttershy lives across the street from her Anon”
- >Aaaaaand I'm an asshole.
- >Blushing intensifies
- “Uhh... Right... I'm uhhhh...”
- >“Anon, I'd best be goin'. I'm sorry I can't help ya better”
- “Oh! Sorry. Yeah... I'll uh.. See you later... I guess...”
- >Confused AJ takes her leave
- >Smoooooooooooooth
- 3/?
- >Hair, clean
- >Shoes, shiny
- >Breath, fine
- >Condoms, packed
- >Cellphone, charged.
- >Time to go to the party
- --------------------------------------------------------------
- >So many people
- >There in the streets
- >On the porch.
- >On the fucking roof.
- >There are TWO bounce houses
- >Vinyl on the Tables
- >Everybody from school must be here!
- >Dash is dancing on the roof topless
- “HEY DAAAASH!!!”
- >Partying to hard to hear you
- >Front door's open
- >imgoinin.png
- >Music was even louder inside
- >People fucking on the couch in plain sight of everybody
- >Rarity was getting plowed by some stranger on the stairs.
- >Makeup running so bad she looked like Gene Simmons
- >Too deep in focus to disturb her
- “This shit is intense!”
- >Keep looking for Pinkie
- >Notice door slightly open.
- >Leads to basement
- >AJ's hat on the knob
- >Aaaand her panties
- “Homework hunh Applejack?”
- >Enter kitchen.
- >Pinkie is shot gunning Buds like a boss
- >She finishes one, smashes the can on her head
- >Instantly grabs another one and without hesitation, shotguns it
- >Gets to the last can and throws it at the fridge
- >“ANOTHER!!”
- >Great applause from surrounding crowd,
- >Then she collapses.
- 4/?
- >Wait till the crowd disperses.
- >Pickup passed out piss drunk Ponk (5 times fast!)
- >Take Pinkie upstairs to her room
- >Lie her in bed
- >#imnottrapingher
- >Sit in a nearby chair and heave a big sigh
- >Pretty sure she was gonna get raped. Good work Anon
- >Look outside front window.
- >Still a ridiculous cacophony
- >Wait a minute...
- >Is that...
- “FLUTTERSHY!?”
- >Shouting made Pinkie stir.
- >Doesn't seem to be coming to
- >Flutters is across the street on her phone.
- >She keeps pointing at the house.
- >A couple minutes pass.
- >She seems to be done with her call.
- >She buries her face in her hands and goes into her home
- “She's crying”
- >Wonder who she was talking to?
- >Music changes out back to a more jumpy theme
- >House starts quaking
- http://youtu.be/vfblUSCaAQk
- >Someone's banging on Pinkies door
- “OCCUPADO!”
- >Pinkie stirs again.
- >Banging stops
- >Next room door opens and slams.
- >Smexy times for....
- >Sounds like Applejack
- >“YEAH RIDEM STALLION!”
- >“EEEYUP!”
- >#awkwardboner
- >Out the corner of your eye. Faint flashing
- >Dash to the window
- >red and blue flashes.
- “FUCK!”
- 5/?
- >Relax, you dont hear a siren yet.
- >Dont panic nothing has happened yet.
- >Nothing is confirmed.
- >Why does my back feel
- “Oh hello”
- >“Sup sexy”
- >Pinkie's awake
- “Feeling better?”
- >“Maaaaaay BE!”
- >Drunk bitch alert
- >She's touching you crotch Anon
- >“Maaaaaay be NOT”
- >Quick motion throws you on the bed and straddles you
- >Penis reporting for duty.
- >“You know Anon, *hic* I've had my eye on you”
- “Oh have you?”
- >She's undoing your belt Anon.
- >Penis is ready for action
- >She's pulling your dick out Anon
- >She giggles
- >“It's bigger than I thought”
- “Y-yeah?”
- >“Oh yeah”
- >She's licking your dick Anon.
- >#thingsareheatingup
- “So this... party was..”
- >“A personal challenge. And a magnet for fresh meat”
- >Oh god.
- >Shes lubed it up.
- >She's leaning forward.
- >You can feel her pussy on your dick head
- >“Best party ever?”
- >Close your eyes
- “Mmmm. Best party ever”
- >She giggles again and lets you in.
- >#missionaccomplished
- 6/?
- >“Mmmmmmm”
- >She starts moving slow.
- >Open your eyes.
- >She closed hers.
- >She leans in closer to your face
- >She's puckered up Anon
- >#makeoutsession
- >She sits back up and starts riding faster
- >Hear banging at the door
- “OCCUPIED”
- >Pinkie giggles and starts bouncing
- >#feelsgoodman
- >“Oooh! Mmmmmmm! Anon I looove your cock!”
- “Mmmmm love my cock Kinky!”
- >She laughs “Kinky? I like that”
- >Call her Kinky Pie from now on.
- >“Ooh Yes!”
- >She leans in again and stops moving
- >Close your eyes
- >#showmeyourmoves
- >Her bed makes thrusting a fucking cake walk
- >“Yes! Fuck me Nonny!”
- >Second Gear engage
- >“OOOH YES! YES! AHHH FUCK!”
- >She places her hand on your chest
- >Pause fucking
- >“OH FUCK! OH FUCK! MMMM FUCK!”
- >Damn near can hear the mattress springs rattling
- >She leans back up and Goes back to riding
- “Get ready Kinky.”
- >“FUCK!”
- >That didn't sound sexy at all.
- >Open your eyes
- “Whats wro-”
- >Whole room is flashing red and blue
- >Instant flaccid
- >“WHO THE FUCK CALLED THE COPS!?
- 7/?
- >Cock blocked by da cops.
- >Everyone's scrambling
- >Pinkie is at the window frozen in terror.
- “Pinkie what do we do?!”
- >“I would say turn back on the music, but they took vinyl first!”
- “Shit we gotta get out of here!”
- >Pinkie looks around for an opening
- >“Hold on. I have an idea!”
- >Pinkie opens the window
- >She gets on the roof and looks left.
- >Holds out her hand for you to follow
- >“Come with me if you want to live”
- >Either stay and get arrested
- >Or sneak away with Kink- I mean Pinkie and pretend you weren't here
- >#obviousdecision
- >Get outside
- >Pinkie goes left to nearest tree
- >You follow
- >Sharp pain to the head
- “Ow! The fu-
- >“Fuck! Get down!”
- >Cops on ground used ROCK THROW!
- >Pinkie gets hit. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
- >Off she goes off the roof
- >No thud. Cop must've caught her
- >Now it's your turn
- >Rolling start!
- >Three cops on ground ready to grab you
- >Feeling dizzy.
- >You are carried into nearby cruiser.
- >Get tossed in
- >Oh look. Pinkies in here too. Bottomless I might add
- >Your vision fades while staring at teen pussy
- >So.... Close....
- 8/?
- >Slowly coming to.
- >Aaaand your in a precint jail cell
- >Lots of sleeping kids
- >A couple crying
- >And Pinkie is tormenting someone nearby
- >She's singing Barney's “I love you” song.
- >You yawn and sit up on the bench
- >Looks like its over for you Anon.
- >#DMHS
- >Cop unlocks the cell and enters
- >“Okay kids, you are all being charged with a misdemeanor for attending that house party. Ms. Pie, since you were
- the host, you will be also charged with disturbing the peace and endangering minors. All of your parents have been
- notified and will start to come for all of you one by one in the morning.”
- >Briefing over. She locks the cell back and leaves.
- >Those who are awake are now bawling
- >You feel the tears coming
- >But wait. The fuck is Pinkie doing?
- >She's messing with her hair.
- “Pinkie what-”
- >She pulls out a hair pin
- “Oh hell no'
- >“Shhhhh”
- >She diddles the cell door
- >Click!
- >We cant possibly just sneak away so easily
- >Pinkie reaches her hand out to you
- >Just like she did in her room
- >Sit down and take punishment? Or try to escape with Pinkie?
- >Impatient Pinkie is impatient
- >Grabs your hand
- >Whips open cell door
- >Aaaaaand sound the alarm
- >#noturningbacknow
- >Pinkie pulls you into the hallway
- >You look back at the other kids on the benches
- >Rephrase. Look back at the kids storming the hallway
- >Those that went left got rushed by the cops
- >Those the went right went that way cause there's a
- >“DUDE WE DONT HAVE TIME TO THINK COME ON!
- 9/?
- >The precint has a back door
- >Pinkie enjoys dragging you along to places
- “Where are we going?!”
- >“I have a safe place for us to hide till the heat dies down”
- “But why not jus-”
- >“Oh Nonny, Nothing can stop a Pinkie party.”
- “But you have no G-”
- >Oh shit.
- >I'm the only person left.
- >Attending her “party”
- >You two stop running for a second.
- >“I have no what?”
- >Guests
- >“Nonny? What don't I have?”
- >GUESTS YOU DUMB BITCH!
- >I DON'T WANT A PART IN THIS DEBACLE YOU CALL A “PARTY”
- >“Non, we may have lost a lot of people, but It's still a party, It's just on wheels now”
- >OMG DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO YOURSELF SOMETIMES!?
- >“I still have one guest. And that's you!”
- “More like a hostage”
- >“Wait... What?”
- >Pinkie didn't like the sound of that.
- >But this has gotten to far. Pinkie can't be controlled
- >“You don't... want to party anymore?”
- >Nope. This is where we part ways you crazy bitch
- >“Anon. Your not... leaving me... are you...?”
- >But wait. You promised Fluttershy you would keep watch over her during the party.
- >Pinkie is on the verge of tears
- >“A-Anon...?”
- >Remember your promise to Fluttershy Anon
- >“*sniff* A-a-... Anon?”
- >Fucking dammit
- 10/?
- >Those fucking eyes
- “I'm not going anywhere”
- >“YES YOU ARE! WITH ME! THIS WAY ANON QUICK!”
- >Omg her attitude 180'd
- >clevergirl.png
- >More running
- >Getting tired
- >We are now in front of an apartment.
- >Pinkie looks for a light upstairs.
- “So where ar-
- >“Shhhhh!”
- >Still looking at those windows
- >A light turns on
- >“Yo Marco!
- >From 3 floors up a window opens
- >Someone shouts to us
- >“Ayyyyy dat you Pinkie?!”
- >Looks like a black guy with dreads
- >“Yeah! I brought a friend! Let us in!”
- >Upstairs: “Iree! Y' gon need money dis time?!
- >Who's your Jamaican friend Pinkie?
- >“Yeah! Gotta keep away till the heat dies down!”
- “Pinkie who are you shouting to?”
- >“It's a guy I know. Name's Kush Teddy”
- “And WHY are we talking to kush Teddy?”
- >“He's helping us keep the party alive!”
- “Need I remind you we are on the run?”
- >“Well DUH! Teddy will get us out of here!”
- >You're gonna regret asking this but...
- “Where is he taking us?”
- >Pinkie boops your nose
- >“To Canterlot silly!”
- 11/?
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