Levianon try to get the deus ex machina book

from /hhg/ - Helluva Hotel General #814
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>Blitzo just finished fking that blue blooded fk stolas
>And now that book is all his!
>He goes to grab it
>Only to find levianon also reaching for it
>The two scmbags stare at each other
"..."
>"..."
"...So I'm just gonna take this and let ya get back to being a jiggalo..."
>"Hey shut the fk up you fish faced fk! This is my book! I fked for it cair and squar!"
>Levianon and blitzo keep whisper yelling at each other
"Hey I need this! It'll make the highest bidder very happy and me rich AND happy!"
>"Oh la-di-da you're gonna sell it! I'm gonna use it to get dumb fks to pay me to kill schmucks in the living world!"
"That's nice and all but... POCKET SAND!"
>Anon throws ocean floor sand in blitzos face and runs off as the imp writhes in pain while also stealing any loose jewelry he can see
>"Oh how the sht is this sht salty?!"
>Anon runs for the closest balcony, which is in Stolas's room
>The noise wakes up the owl
>>"What in the...?"
>Blitzo runs after anon who is about to use a rope to escape via the balcony
>"GET BACK HERE YOU CHEAP SHOT TAKING CNT!"
>Anon gets tackled off the balcony
>Him and blitzo fall while anon struggles with the rope and the book
>Eventually he manages to kicks blitzo off of him and right into Stella's cake
>Anon manages to escape but accidentally drops the book
>He would have gone for it but Stolas's security was rushing the area
>Anon cuts his losses and runs off with his comparatively small haul cursing like a sailor while blitzo rushes over and grabs the deus ex machina book
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Seems like we always make Anon characters who hate Blitzo.
>Asmonon grabbed him by the tail and chucked him out in the streets, then sent him a C&D in the mail that was basically a bomb
>Owlnon slammed his tail in the fridge
>Satanon triggered Millie's mommy instincts and she was ready to flay him alive for mouthing off at the kid
>And now Levianon threw sand in his eyes
The only one who hasn't injured Blitzo in some way is the original Prince/Dictator Anon.
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I wouldn't say levianon hates blitzo
The guy just got in the way of something he wanted
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>Other nobles Levianon has stolen from

>Asmodeus
>Asmo is the patron demon of gambling houses and most cruise ships have casinos on board
>It was really only a matter of time before he nicked something of Asmodeus's
>Asmodeus has been pretty cool about it
>He's also the Lord of Lust, and pirates are wont to blow their hard-"earned" cash on hookers if they can keep away from the poker table for long enough to bed one
>It all ends up right back where it belongs eventually

>The real Fizzaroli
>Technically, since he's an in-demand court jester, he was stealing from the noble who had retained him for his court
>But all Levianon stole was Fizz's personal memorabilia from the height of his career to sell to rabid fans
>He also stole an early prototype of the Robo-Fizz line of automatons
>That thing went overboard one it started getting too creepy

>King Paimon
>Having heard that Paimon has the power to "reveal hidden treasures", Levianon immediately snuck in and started hunting for whatever arcane device he uses for that
>He came up empty handed; evidently its an innate power of his, rather than something he does with mechanical assistance
>Levianon forgot that Paimon also harbors knowledge of the waters and winds, as well as having command over fish
>Anon had to lick a lot of boot (and a few other things) for a loooooong time after Paimon realized someone had been snooping around in his manor and started screwing with Anon and his crew at every opportunity
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>>He also stole an early prototype of the Robo-Fizz line of automatons
>>That thing went overboard one it started getting too creepy
>It climbs back aboard one stormy night
>Anon is asleep in his quarters
>Wakes up to a seaweed covered robofizz straddling him
>His mouth is being covered by the robots hand
>"Y-y-you thought you c-c-c-could get rid of me that easily? Silly captain, y-y-you fu-fu-fu-fu-fked up!"
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>Power bottom paimon
I want to eat paimons as
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>Charlie was excited when Anon's usual package came in and it appeared to contain actual doubloons for a change
>About darn time he paid in cash rather than goods!
>They were chocolate
>Charlie and Vaggie both think he's deliberately screwing with them (he wasn't, the trading ship he shellacked just happened to have a few crates from a candy company on it)

>Charlie snaps her fingers and summons Levianon for a verbal dressing down
>He just happened to be in the middle of paying his other "debt" to Paimon for trying to steal from him
>By letting the demon king sit on his face
>Paimon accidentally got dragged along when Levianon was teleported

>"...oh, hi Charlie"

>"...hi Uncle PaiPai

>"...Hello Your Highness"

>"...Hi Anon"
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>"Sorry to...interrupt....
>"...next time I'll call before I summon you"

>"Much obliged, Your Highness"

>"Oh!"
>"Is this strapping young fellow your thrall?"

>"Yeah, uuuhhh-"

>"Terribly sorry to have borrowed him without asking, I didn't realize he was yours"

>"It's fine, I shouldn-"

>"He really knows how to work his tongue, doesn't he?"

>"WWWWHAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

>"Hhmmmm? You mean you haven't tried him yet?"

>"NO!"

>"Oh dear, sweet Charlie, you've really been missing out~"

>Charlie.exe has stopped working
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>Vaggie is fuming
>She marches up to paimon
"Can you NOT offer my GIRLFRIEND your fking boytoy?!"
>Paimon looks at her dismissively
>"Oh how cute you have a pet human! Be a good dear and be quiet, real demons are talking here! Oh! Good boy Anon!"
>Vaggie hears anons muffled grunt
>Fuming intensifies
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>"Technically, he's HER boytoy, I'm just borrowing him."

>Fuming has reached critical levels

>"Can we try it too Vaggie?"

>Charlie gasps and claps her hands over her mouth
>She spins around to face the other way, beet-red
>She mutters to herself in an embarrassed panic

>"OhmygoshIcan'tbelieveIjustsaidthatohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh"
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Dying threads are where shame dies
>Niffty walks in on this shit
"Oh ooh ooh are we doing an rgy?!"
>She zips around the corner and comes back in a leather gimp suit and a ball gag in her mouth
"Mmph dm mphss!"(lets do this)
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>Husk walks into this cluster fk and looks at Nifty in the gimp suit.
>The Catman then looks at whatever Anon and Paimon are doing.
>He starts putting the pieces together.
>He then pulls out an entire bottle of Vodka and downs it.
>”If we’re doing this I must as well be fking blasted! So when are we starting?”
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>Angel Dust walks in eating a cupcake
>Blinks once
>Twice
>Gives everyone in the room the filthiest, most lecherous smirk anyone has ever seen
>"I knew yous guys would loosen up after a while"
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>Alastor nearly walks in but he gets a peek into the situation.
>He walks away and thanks Satan that he just dodged that bullet.
>The radio-demon then realized he needed to speak to Husk and Nifty.
>Alastor walks back into the cluster fk and looks at what’s going on.
>”What in everything that is unholy is happening here!?”
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>"We's trying out the new furniture"
>"You're going to have to wait your turn unless you're down to share"

>"You are all miserable perverts!"