Clyde gets a Reality Check

>"Clyde what in the world would make you think I'd ever cheat on Lincoln?"
>Ronnie then made a particularly disgusted face.
>"And with you of all people?"
>Clyde was taken back by the way she said "you".
>"W-what's wrong with me?!"
>Ronnie sighed
>"Look, Clyde, I try to be nice because you're Lincoln's friend but let me be frank with you. You have got no real personality of your own, you're basically just a watered Lincoln clone and everything unique about you is so boring and terrible, you bring absolutely nothing to the table."
>Clyde was hit hard by these words, but he knew he had one thing Lincoln didn't; he was black.
>"Nothing to the table huh? Well, look at this!" And like Clyde pulled down his pants revealing himself.
>"Dude what the f--?" Ronnie stopped midsentence when she saw what was between Clyde's legs.
>Clyde smirked clearly she had to be in awe of his girth.
>"HAHAHAHA!"
>Or not judging by how hard Ronnie was laughing.
>"H-hey stop laughing!"
>After a few moments Ronnie finally stopped but was still wiping tears from her eyes.
>"I'm sorry but is that supposed to impress me? It's so tiny!"
>Now clyde was aghast.
>"W-what? No black is bigger!"
>Ronnie snorted
>"What genius told you that?"
>Clyde blushed
"T-the internet.."
>"HAHAHAHAHAH!"
>Now Ronnie was roaring with laughter again.
>"W-well it's not like Lincoln has anything special!"
>Ronnie's laughter only seemed to get louder as she brought out her phone and pointed it at Clyde.
>Clyde's eyes only widened, that monster on the screen was Lincoln's? No no, he couldn't he wouldn't believe it.
>At least until Ronnie swiped showing a picture with Lincoln's entire body in the frame.
>Clyde looked at the picture and down at himself the differences being clearer than night and day.
>"Now that one theory myth has been debunked get out of here clyde and I won't beat your ass for thinking I'm skanky and stupid enough to cheat on Lincoln." Ronnie said cracking her knuckles.
>And like that clyde ran off shuffling to get his pants back up before he had his ass kicked.
>After what seemed like hours Clyde was almost home ready to make an appointment for Dr. Lopez and to try to forget what happened.
>That is until a fist crashed into his face, shattering his glasses and sending him flying into the dirt
>"Heya there Clyde."
>There stood Lynn with her fists clenched and a dangerous smile on her face.
>"A little birdie told me you tried to screw with my little brother's girlfriend."
>"L-look Lynn I know this looks bad but-." Clyde didn't finish as another fist came into contact with him.
>And another, and another and another and so on before Clyde eventually lost consciousness.
>It was hours later when clyde woke up and found himself stripped and hanging from his underwear on the school's flagpole just as in time to see students coming assembling around and laughing.
>"This can't possibly get worse.."
>"Ha look his dick is so small!" That sounded like Penelope the girl he knew harbored a crush on him.
>So yeah definitely worse.
>Hours of humiliation later the school staff finally got him down just in time to come face to face with Lincoln.
>"Look Lincoln."
>"No Clyde you don't need to say anything I get it and I understand."
>"Yo-you do?"
>Lincoln smiled sagely and nodded.
>"Yes I do."
>And like that Lincoln's fist was buried into Clyde's stomach doubling the poor bastard over and forcing him to ralph up yesterdays food.
>"See you around PAL!"
>Lincoln shouted walking off.