-- alloyBeatdown [AB] began trolling watercourseBypass [WB] at 21:35 --
AB: 0= hey man =0
AB: 0= guess what i found =0
WB: uuhhhh
WB: ummm
WB: gosh id ont' knwo
WB: what
AB: 0= a detailed map of the sewers =0
WB: put it bkac where u foudn it
AB: 0= guess which lucky troll gets to expect a visit =0
WB: no
WB: no no no no no
WB: like on a scael of 1 to 1 millon thsith is like
WB: the wrost idea u hvae ever had
AB: 0= i promised myself i'd visit all you peeps =0
WB: unrpomise NOW
AB: 0= once i got my anger issues under control =0
WB: no put them back this is a bad idae
AB: 0= i worked reelly hard for this, xan =0
WB: yest ahts very nice but dnot
WB: do
WB: it
AB: 0= is there a particular reason why you are objecting to me visiting? =0
WB: ok well mom doendsnt like visitors
WB: and its dark
WB: and so
WB: there
AB: 0= it's dark under the ocean too =0
WB: well tis really dakr
WB: i win
WB: ur not goin
AB: 0= trolls are fucking nocturnal dark isn't exactly a problem for us =0
WB: but this is like
WB: daaaaaaaaaaaark
AB: 0= You lived there for what, six sweeps before your grubtop fell from the sky =0
WB: 4ish
WB: mabye
AB: 0= also you have failed to consider the fact that i have =0
AB: 0= access to =0
AB: 0= ~flashlights~ =0
AB: 0= dun dun dun =0
AB: 0= what now, beach =0
WB: but
WB: i will fidn an excuse for you be4 u come here
WB: trust i will
AB: 0= seriously why wouldn't you want me to visit =0
AB: 0= do you hate me =0
AB: 0= i hope you don't hate me that would suck =0
WB: no ofcourse i dont' hate u
WB: i eman like
AB: 0= then you should have no problems with me visiting =0
WB: dont say i didnt wanr u but ull be sorry
AB: 0= how =0
WB: well i geuss its gorsss down here and it's just
WB: ahrd to get out
AB: 0= i have a map =0
AB: 0= and a flashlight =0
AB: 0= and a hammer for emergencies =0
AB: 0= what could go wrong =0
WB: fine you know what
WB: ur friggin funerla
WB: btu when u codme crying 2 me
WB: dont say id idnt warn u bECAUSE I DID
AB: 0= why would i come crying to you =0
WB: uuuuuuuuuugh
AB: 0= what is my lusus' dead corpse down there =0
WB: no what
AB: 0= so why would i regret coming down there =0
WB: IFNE U WONT JEEZ
WB: U WNOT REGRT IT AT ALL
WB: yluoul love it down ehre
WB: LVOE
WB: IT
AB: 0= are you getting mad =0
AB: 0= take deep breaths man it kelps =0
WB: bllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
WB: no i am jsut more frutstrated with u
WB: but suit urself
AB: 0= well sorry i am frustrating you =0
WB: it's ok
AB: 0= alright so i shall take your statements as consent to enter the sewers. =0
AB: 0= time to do this =0
WB: what so soon
AB: 0= yup =0
WB: rrrr i shouldnt be letting u go down here
AB: 0= too late =0
AB: 0= i am already here =0
WB: wait ur DOWN?
WB: go back up
AB: 0= nope =0
WB: pls?
AB: 0= cant =0
AB: 0= if there's anyfin my lusus ever taught me it's to keep moving forward =0
AB: 0= or else you die =0
AB: 0= i'm pretty shore the second part only applies to sharks but its still good advice =0
WB: no that is very good advice
WB: move AWAY from the entrance
AB: 0= wow look at this place =0
AB: 0= it's bigger than i thought =0
WB: ???
WB: it's p big
AB: 0= describe where you live please =0
WB: uguguhh...
WB: uh
WB: i live in the cistern area, whcih shodul be near the center
AB: 0= great =0
AB: 0= i should head in that direction then =0
WB: you shoiudl leave before mom knwos ur here
AB: 0= what's the worst that can happen =0
WB: idk
WB: ud ie
AB: 0= your mom is a scary lady =0
WB: she is
AB: 0= but i'm shore she'll understand! =0
WB: no
WB: she wnot
AB: 0= why not =0
WB: shshe's...
WB: protective.
AB: 0= i won't hurt you =0
WB: no i ebleive that
WB: it's not really htat simple
AB: 0= you can explain =0
WB: okay well like
WB: she's only
WB: sorta
WB: my lsusu
AB: 0= Oh? =0
WB: yes
AB: 0= so what does that change =0
AB: 0= versus her being your actual lusii =0
WB: it's sdort of hard to negotiate w her
WB: when she sorta doesnt' even like me
WB: she;ll kill evertytihng down ehre
AB: 0= she hasn't krilled you =0
WB: but she ahsn't let me out of here
AB: 0= maybe she cares for you a lot =0
WB: i think ti's more of a grudge than anything else
WB: but just get to wehre i am, say hi if u ened 2, and then leave
WB: immediatley
AB: 0= okay okay =0
AB: 0= man if you ignore the smell the place is pretty nice =0
WB: you get used to the smell after a perigee or so
AB: 0= you get used to it or your sense of smell dies? =0
WB: pfff
WB: used to it
AB: 0= okay =0
AB: 0= i think i'm getting close! =0
AB: 0= eeeee so excited =0
WB: hmph
WB: hurry
AB: 0= i think i'm around the area? =0
WB: are u
AB: 0= according to the map, yeah =0
WB: i have no freaking idea if u are r not
WB: sorry im sitting ona trash bag
WB: uh
AB: 0= should i call out for you? =0
WB: probs
AB: 0= would it alert your lusus? =0
WB: wow yeah ddint even think of that
WB: just kinda
WB: went over my head
AB: 0= okay so how to i find you =0
WB: i dunno im walkin around
WB: r u sure ur in the cistern
AB: 0= i think so yeah =0
WB: well this sucks hwore we supposed to do this
AB: 0= could i wave my flashlight around? =0
WB: yeh mom's not here so that'd be fine
AB: 0= See any light? =0
WB: huh yeah
WB: waaaaaay voe rthere
AB: 0= well that's me! =0
WB: wel i',m walking over
WB: do u c me
AB: 0= i think so, yeah =0
WB: i'm jumpin
WB: over ehre
AB: 0= yup =0
WB: ok now leave
AB: 0= what no that's unfair i just got here =0
WB: your'e overstayign ur welcome
WB: look i am right ehre
AB: 0= i have not even gotten a close look! =0
WB: pfff what am i a model
WB: fine c'mon over ehre i don't bite
WB: unless ur food then i guess i bite
AB: 0= well are you a cannibal =0
WB: no
AB: 0= then i am not food =0
WB: gr8
WB: so uh
WB: here we are
WB: i geuss
AB: 0= you look a lot different from what i thought you looked like =0
WB: sorry i should've probably
AB: 0= are these fins i spy =0
WB: clenaed up i got stuff all over
WB: uh
WB: i guess
AB: 0= man water you doing in the sewers =0
WB: living
WB: duuhh
AB: 0= you could get your very own giant castle =0
AB: 0= man youve never even been to the sea have you =0
WB: no
AB: 0= that is horrible man =0
WB: u alreayd know i can't elave
AB: 0= come on your mom doesn't watch you all night and day =0
AB: 0= you could probably slip out =0
WB: toor isky
WB: you should rpoabbyl elave
WB: bc she can rposb here the talking
AB: 0= you are just so eager to get rid of me, aren't you =0
AB: 0= fin fin i shall go =0
WB: shhhhh
WB: shhhhhh
AB: 0= (sorry) =0
WB: SHHHHHHH
WB: don't say anything
AB: 0= ... =0
WB: move over there
AB: 0= ... =0
WB: in the water, over there
WB: move
AB: 0= ... =0
WB: ok the silence is killing me u can talk but just hush shuhs
AB: 0= (okay) =0
WB: i told ut his was a bad idea
WB: very bad
WB: no one lsitensd to me ever
AB: 0= (is your mom here) =0
WB: no i'm just making u hide because i feel like it
WB: of course she's here
WB: and i knew she would be and we need to get you out
AB: 0= do you have a plan on how to leave? =0
AB: 0= is your mom reelly that bad =0
WB: no i'm totalytl exaggertaitng
WB: shes EPRFECT
WB: go this way
AB: 0= what okay =0
AB: 0= hey just in case am i allowed to punch your mom =0
WB: um
WB: id rpefer if you didnt
AB: 0= in cases where it's necessary? =0
WB: i mean if its encessary then i guwess
WB: but
WB: if not
WB: take a right and word to the wise
WB: dont put your faacfe in the watert
WB: becuase its like only ten percent water
AB: 0= do you think i want to put my face in this water. =0
WB: no but i dont knoew whwt you mgiht do
AB: 0= i don't think i can even breathe in this shit =0
WB: women are unpredicatbale creatures
AB: 0= wow rude =0
WB: it's ture
AB: 0= it is not =0
WB: but yeah i'm not sure whereh she si nwo
WB: my mom,t hat is
AB: 0= so why am i swimming in poop then =0
WB: she can;t smell yoiu ehre
WB: and also i wasnted to see urr eaction
AB: 0= you are a dick you know that =0
WB: ur wecloem
WB: but more seriously now we do hasve to get anyway from this area
AB: 0= lead the way =0
WB: ok we go...
WB: here
WB: r u digging my hive or are u digign my hive
AB: 0= dude this isn't even a hive =0
AB: 0= it's like =0
AB: 0= an area =0
WB: see i told u it was an area
WB: i was just going to put it un terms u can udnerstand
AB: 0= it's okay for a sewer place i guess =0
WB: u have no idea how much cleaning i do
WB: alld ay ervyday
AB: 0= what do you clean it with, just wondering =0
WB: well by clena
WB: i mean i push thigns out of the way with as rake
WB: disinfectants are few and far between
AB: 0= well it's okay looking, i guess =0
AB: 0= you're a lot neater than i am =0
WB: thakn you thakn you i try
WB: okay so youre not going to like tjihs
AB: 0= yeah? =0
WB: see that potrthole there, under the water
AB: 0= yeah, i sea it. =0
WB: go in it and under it
AB: 0= and where does that lead =0
WB: to another area
WB: ur the one w a map
AB: 0= i'm not going to find more rat lusii, am i =0
WB: no my mom ate all the tohers silly
AB: 0= but that means she's been there =0
WB: but she's nto there NOW
WB: ugh do u want em to go first???
AB: 0= shore =0
WB: bllehh, follow em
AB: 0= okay =0
AB: 0= man this place smells worse than the last place =0
WB: really? i dont's emll anything
AB: 0= well you're used to it =0
WB: on the bright side mom won't be able to semll you
WB: so
WB: smiel
AB: 0= i don't know if that's smile or smell =0
WB: smiiilleee
AB: 0= guh =0
AB: 0= okay where to =0
WB: uuhhh
WB: well
WB: about that
AB: 0= yeah? =0
WB: okay so maybe
WB: this way
WB: or
WB: do u still have the map
AB: 0= yeah kind of soggy though =0
WB: well wer gonna focus on gettign u outa here
WB: so look for ane xit pls
AB: 0= didn't you say there weren't many. =0
WB: well there are SOMEW
WB: but idk all fo them
WB: ur the one with the map
AB: 0= didn't you live here your whole life =0
AB: 0= you'd think you'd know =0
WB: okay well i know one
WB: jsut one
AB: 0= yeah? =0
WB: but it's where i'm p sure mom is looking for u
AB: 0= great =0
AB: 0= can i just punch her =0
WB: no
WB: whats wit u adn punching
AB: 0= i don't sea anyfin wrong with it =0
WB: i thgoutb u learned 2 control ur anger
AB: 0= it has nothing to do with anger =0
WB: vioclene anger punchign same differnece
AB: 0= no =0
AB: 0= this is controlled punching =0
WB: pfff
AB: 0= i am asking permssion first =0
AB: 0= very controlled =0
WB: how sweet of u
WB: so have u found any othedr erntrances or are we going to have to go back near mom
AB: 0= there's one aaaaaaaaaall the way over there =0
WB: i dunno about that but id rather take the
AB: 0= or maybe it's over there =0
WB: safe route
WB: god dammit sphyra you have a MAP
AB: 0= but i don't know where we are on the map! =0
WB: welp
WB: so i guess were gonna have to
WB: pay a viosit to my lusus
AB: 0= alright then! =0
AB: 0= seriously though if she tries to eat me i'm punching her =0
WB: fibne fine
WB: man i dont evne like seeing my lsusu you sound so ucnoncerned
AB: 0= i do not want to punch your mom any more than i want to punch anyfin else =0
AB: 0= which is actually a little =0
WB: ok you rly need 2 tlak to someone about this punching problem
AB: 0= i have it under control! =0
WB: suuuuuuuuuuure u do
WB: okay so just down this pathway
AB: 0= i have not punched anyfin yet =0
AB: 0= okay =0
WB: its nice that it sint int he water uk
AB: 0= what isn't in the water =0
WB: this pasth were gonna take
AB: 0= okay =0
AB: 0= should i keep the flashlight on? =0
WB: at this point running itno ehr is inveitable so its better if u can c
AB: 0= mk =0
WB: shes right there
AB: 0= fuck =0
WB: what
AB: 0= she's huge =0
WB: thank you captaisn obvious
AB: 0= i don't think rats are usually that size =0
WB: oh
WB: rly
AB: 0= generally they are not taller than a troll yes =0
AB: 0= what the fuck does she eat =0
AB: 0= actually you know what i don't want to know =0
WB: yes its better that u dont
WB: now if you look to ehr left
WB: ull see the ladder
AB: 0= that's the exit? =0
WB: yes
AB: 0= so i just have to get past your lusus =0
WB: yes
AB: 0= is punching her still an option =0
WB: possibly
AB: 0= actually screw punching can i hammer her =0
WB: no
AB: 0= why not =0
WB: because that might actualylyl hurtt her
AB: 0= so it's perfectly acceptable for her to eat me =0
AB: 0= but i can't break any bones =0
AB: 0= shore i sea how it is =0
WB: fine maybe
WB: a few brones
WB: jsut
WB: lets go
AB: 0= alright =0
AB: 0= time to get a-crackin' =0
WB: maybe ytous houdln't
WB: crack anything
WB: maybe we can hsave
WB: a distraction
AB: 0= like what =0
WB: i'm
WB: nto sutre
AB: 0= would a broken bone count as a distraction =0
WB: thats't not much of a disteaction
AB: 0= i think it's distracting =0
WB: do you want me to help you
AB: 0= shore =0
WB: okay so what do i do
AB: 0= you can distract your mom and i make a break for it! =0
AB: 0= also i will have my hammer ready =0
WB: alright i'm goigng for it
WB: go get out of ehre
AB: 0= Alright =0
AB: 0= nice meeting you =0
WB: pff
WB: mayeb this time youll slitent o me and not come hdown ehre
AB: 0= you can come visit me some time =0
WB: easieri saisd than done you knwo
WB: becdause of her
AB: 0= if i broke a bone or two you could probably get away =0
WB: its tmepting
AB: 0= should i =0
WB: hmmmm
WB: i guess ic ould be back by the time the bones heal
WB: but
AB: 0= but? =0
WB: she'd be so angyr
AB: 0= and she wouldn't be pissed now =0
WB: i tihnks he's alreasdy psied now
AB: 0= yeah so no harm in making her more pissed =0
WB: nngnmm..
WB: okay
WB: but
WB: jstu this onec
AB: 0= you shore about this =0
WB: no but i eman why tno
AB: 0= you're not going to get upset over this afterwards, right? =0
WB: why wodul i get uspert?
AB: 0= i am technically deliberately injuring your mom =0
WB: ehs hes broken my boens before even if id otn leave the lest she can do is ahve a taste of ehr own medicine
AB: 0= so that's a yes =0
WB: yes
AB: 0= okay then let's get out of here =0
AB: 0= on three? =0
WB: okay
AB: 0= 1 =0
AB: 0= 2 =0
AB: 0= 3! =0
~INSERT DRAMATIC BATTLE STRIFE WITH AN 8 FOOT RAT HERE~
WB: so, off u go
AB: 0= yep. =0
AB: 0= you gonna stay with your mom? =0
WB: yes
AB: 0= okay then =0
AB: 0= let minnow when you can visit! =0
WB: pfff proaibly not for a whiel
WB: but sure i will let u know
AB: 0= awesome =0
AB: 0= later then! =0
WB: now get out of ehre
WB: goodbye
AB: 0= bye! =0
-- alloyBeatdown [AB] gave up trolling watercourseBypass [WB] at 20:27 --