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- 502
- Those who carry royalty in them always do so with elegance.
- You see, British people—
- Always march with their bagpipes.
- By the way,
- According to a certain theory
- When you're wearing a kilt—
- 503
- You wear "nothing" under it—
- IS THAT TRUE!?
- 504
- Gyah!
- Under the kilt is where the dreams are <3
- *splosh*...
- Are you okay?
- Hey you!
- Not wearing them after all!
- 505
- What the hell are you're doing!?
- It's fiiine. I mean, we're fellow ladies.
- Your eyes are dirtier than any gentleman's!
- ... By the way, Alice chan.
- We can have a match in this place, right?
- Yes, in the village along that highway!
- How about some morning tea before the match?
- Whoa, you even have maids...
- 506
- Ninja! <3
- Jane!? (why maid uniform!?)
- SPIN
- >I'm a bit envious.
- Alice's orders~
- Can I pass for a genuine British maid?
- Jane.
- 507
- If you're a maid, then know your place!
- You hick!
- Please come in, Master—
- Excuse her.
- Please, have a seat.
- Uwah, how authentic!
- Teatime has to be elegant.
- 508
- Now then...
- The winner of this semifinal—
- Will fight against THAT Red Army School, but...
- Nora's respected crew,
- What are your chances?
- We won't...
- Know that until we try...
- —Fuuh.
- It's out of the question!
- 509
- The way you are now—
- You can't win against the Red Army school.
- And obviously— not against us too.
- Wha...!
- As disagreeable as you'd expect from a Brit.
- With all due respect—
- Victory is never a definite thing...!
- I'm amazed.
- You guys haven't learned anything from Peiper-san's defeat.
- 510
- >whoops...
- Thank you... for the tea!
- K...
- Kanon-san!?
- Leaving already, ninja?
- Looks like we can win
- Before the afternoon teatime...
- 511
- Thank you for waiting!
- It's the semifinal round!
- By today's rules the battle is for the leader's head!
- Elimination of the commanding vehicle is the victory condition for both sides!
- Furthermore, it's urban warfare!
- 512
- Royal Army Middle School vs—
- Nora Middle School!!
- Village along the highway, huh...
- The surroundings are full of plastic greenhouses,
- So there's lots of cover and it's easy to hide.
- 513
- Royal Army School's Cromwell tanks!
- Huh? Are they on a break?
- Cruiser tank Mk. VIII, Cromwell:
- A cruiser tank is a tank that sacrifices defense for mobility. <3 This tank, developed in England in 1943, is named after the leader of the Puritan Revolution, Oliver Cromwell. It's armour was thin, but it boasted the speed of over 60 km/h and was called "the fastest tank of World War II".
- Hmph. "They must be thinking they've already won".
- "Very well. How about we teach them a lesson?"
- Michael Wittmann and
- Balthasar Woll much?
- Wittmann?
- Ah, don't you know about "The Battle of Villers-Bocage"?
- 514
- The Battle of Villers-Bocage
- A battle in a French village of Villers-Bocage in 1944, where the German army's tank ace Michael Wittmann riding a single Tiger destroyed tens of vehicles, British tanks included.
- The legendary battle that has who knows how many books written about it.
- Advance carefully, so they wouldn't notice!
- Jawohl. <3
- Halt! Take aim. Niccce...
- 515
- We're reenacting Villers-Bocage!
- Panzer Vor!
- To the village!
- 516
- There are no people—
- In this Cromwell!?
- Tama-chan, load the next one!
- Stay vigilant!
- 517
- Cromwell ahead!
- Feuer !
- Tama-chan!
- Next round, hurry!
- Feuer!
- 518
- It's hard to look outside with this smoke...
- Kanon-san hey, Kanon-san listen!
- Hya?
- This doesn't feel right.
- Alice-san must be plotting some—
- 519
- Got you!
- Royal Army Platoon A, we've spotted them!
- *crack*
- Kyan!?
- 520
- Damn, they got behind—
- Kanon, look forward!
- Another... Cromwell!?
- Platoon B, advancing!
- Fufu...
- Certainly, a Panther is formidable 1 on 1!
- That's why!!
- 521
- We'll crush them
- With coordinated teamplay!
- This is the art of war!
- 522
- Always amassing 3 times more forces than the enemy.
- That's how the British Empire
- Had ruled the seven seas!
- Jane!
- What are you doing here!?
- Platoon C's in the back, right!?
- But that's like~ Boring~
- Go back to your positin.
- It's an order!
- Huh?
- 523
- Crap, they're slipped through the private houses!
- Don't chase them too far!
- This is a fox hunt!
- You, hounds, chase them to outskirts of the village—
- After that... heh. <3
- 524
- Just look at this!
- This is a smoke from a very fierce battle!
- Even if you say so, this battle is one-sided by it's nature.
- They're getting pummeled from 4 directions!
- >ANNOUNCER who published a one-shot manga in last month Dengeki Daioh
- >COMMENTATOR who's recently gotten good at D&D
- Nora Middle School's in a pinch!
- 525
- The attacks...
- Have stopped...
- Did we hide well?
- I wonder...
- I don't know...
- 526
- Alice-san
- Is certainly right...
- Being overwhelmed by great numbers—
- Limits the options we can choose from...!
- If we stay like this... They'll hunt us down...!
- 527
- >t-shirt: Megane Boys
- Nevertheless,
- This doesn't mean we'll just give up, right?
- Do you agree? Kanon-san!
- I'll go scout things out!
- Because what we need now is information!
- Be careful, Tama-chan!
- 528
- Mmm.
- Tasty Earl Gray.
- Oh my, Jane. Are you still here?
- You're just in time. Another cup—
- Alice...
- If you're gonna drink tea, let other platoons drink some too!
- Everyone's thirsty!
- Oh?
- You can drink as much as you want once you bring down Kanon-san.
- Besides—
- 529
- I am the commander.
- And you are subordinates.
- How about you at least ad "ma'am" at the end of your sentences?
- That's why you're a hick!
- I'm out of tea...
- Hey, Jane.
- The tea...
- *The way you address female superiors in the army ("Sir" is used for males).
- 530
- —huh?
- Jane?
- Weird.
- She was just here...
- >Jane?
- ...As I thought.
- They're planning to chase us out as soon as we show up.
- I've got to inform Kanon-san!
- 531
- Uuugh, Ninja~
- Alice's so mean~
- Jane!?
- We want to drink tea too and we're hungry~
- >Can you believe it?
- >Don't strip!
- W-wait Jane, calm down!
- Listen... If you want tea and a meal, we have some...
- Really? Jane's a girl from Nora now!
- 532
- They moved!
- It's the sound of the Panther's caterpillars!
- All personnel, take your positions!
- Platoon A, platoon B.
- Attack! Get them from both sides!
- 533
- Platoon A, platoon B, what's the matter?
- Answer me, answer—!!
- Enough already—
- What's going on!!?
- 534
- Retreat!
- If it comes to this, I'll chase them to the outskirts myself—
- And platoon C commanded by Jane—
- Will bring them down!
- With the Sherman Firefly!
- Jane, it's your turn!
- Jane!?
- Sherman Firefly.
- The 17 pound (76.2 mm) English-made anti-tank cannon loaded onto the American-made M4 Sherman tank.
- During the Second World War, it was feared by German tanks such as the Panther!
- 535
- Platoons A, B and C—
- Are having lunch!
- Sekigahara?
- Wha... what are you thinking, girls!
- Wanna slack off? I'll deal with you at the club meeting!!
- Alice! Girls who mistreat their friends—
- Get mistreated by them in turn!
- 536
- Momotaro-san
- Momotaro-san
- Those millet dumplings on your waist
- Won't you give me one?
- Fuh
- Fufufu...
- Aaallright, Aaallright.
- 537
- Even without your help—
- I have my trump card right here!
- Eat this!
- Super-secret weapon—
- 538
- Panjandrum!!
- 539
- Pa.. panjandrum—!?
- A weapon unparalleled in history developed by the British military!
- It's a self-propelled mine carrying explosives with attached rockets!!
- 540
- If even one hits the target
- It's gonna be a huge explosion!
- ...No good.
- I can't evade in time!
- —Everyone, close the hatches!
- Hold on to something!
- 541
- Huh?
- In a hair's breadth! They've missed the Panther and passed through!
- I mean, that's what I thought would happen, but...
- Gyah, they're coming here!
- Sometimes we all wonder if English people are sane at all, right!?
- 542
- Ah, so close!
- There's still room left for improvement!
- Now that it's come to this, it's a duel.
- Let's settle this, fair and square!
- Ah, Alice...
- Behind you—!!
- 543
- Eh?
- HAIL BRITANNIA
- Long live the Queen!
- 544
- It's...
- Settled!!
- Due to the Royal Army Middle School blowing themselves up with their own attack.
- In any case, the winner is Nora Middle School!
- Somehow...
- It doesn't feel like we won~
- The final match is—!
- Red Army Middle School vs. Nora Middle School!
- 545
- W...well—
- Just for today—
- I'll allow you this much. <3
- >Note: Alice
- ^kintsuba
- Alice~ You cheeky gal, hahaha!
- Hey! Your betrayal is what caused this in the first place—
- Now, now. Please, have some matcha.
- To not be discouraged by all of this... Truly, this is the English spirit.
- Alice-san, please.
- I've put some milk init.
- Thas's not a compliment, Alice!
- It comes from a dear friend, so it's fine!
- 546
- No matter how you look, an afro isn't for you.
- ...Ah.
- Tasty.
- I'm delighted.
- —But
- Maybe it's for the best.
- Not that the match is over, we can drink tea like friends again.
- "Yesterday's enemy—"
- >It was the other way around with Jane today though...
- "Is today's friend".
- Tama-chan, have your legs gotten numb?
- 546
- ...I get it!
- I know how to with against the Red Army school...!
- Eh...!
- Tama-chan...!?
- Pa.. Panjandrum?
- We better
- Not do that anymore...
- Absolutely not!
- *Maybe it will hit when there's so many targets!?
- THE END
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