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- <squibbles> ...a 14 year old on another server just asked me to cyber with him, thinking that I'm a chick
- <squibbles> >_>
- <Inspired> cyber?
- <squibbles> as in...have cyber-sex. .___.
- <Inspired> Oh. They still do that?
- <RandomDigits> O.o
- <squibbles> not with me
- <squibbles> ._.
- <Aidiera> You should have given him some to freak him out.
- <Inspired> Don't discount that he may be gay
- <Aidiera> Oh, good point.
- <@rennaT> I take off my robe and wizard hat.
- <Inspired> Hahahaha tanner
- <Aidiera> I take out a tray of nachos and insert my flaccid penis into the warm gooey nacho cheese.
- <squibbles> he wanted it on scype
- <squibbles> *skype
- * Vyacheslav (ILoveYanni@scave-62F435DE.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: )
- <Aidiera> Oh, yeah, don't do that.
- <squibbles> and I cannot be fucked getting out my dress
- <squibbles> also, my hair is shorter now
- <squibbles> so I can't tie it up to look like a chick from behind
- <squibbles> ...or honestly, the front, when it's tied back >_>
- <Inspired> Make the camera fuzzy
- <squibbles> "I'm getting all steamy"
- <squibbles> <_<
- <Inspired> But, before that. How did you even get onto that topic?
- <squibbles> he just randomly asked
- <squibbles> <Mattttttttttt> we should
- <squibbles> <Mattttttttttt> cyber on skype
- <squibbles> that was it
- <squibbles> :/
- <Inspired> Maybe he wants to cyberzone
- <squibbles> <@squibbles> matt, take a guess quickly
- <squibbles> <@squibbles> how large do you think my breasts are?
- <squibbles> <Mattttttttttt> um
- <squibbles> <Mattttttttttt> C size
- <squibbles> <_<
- <@rennaT> Ha!
- <@rennaT> squibbles is gonna break his first heart.
- <Inspired> Guilt him
- <squibbles> pfft, not my first
- <squibbles> :/
- * Blackson (matt@EA24A2BA.419EFC2.D37A83C1.IP) has joined #n
- <Sunset> O_o
- * Blackson is now known as Festive_Blackson
- <Sunset> what am I reading
- * Bio (Icumdumed@scave-593984B.neo.res.rr.com) has joined #n
- <Inspired> Man, it would be funny if Sunset was this Matt guy
- <Inspired> But Sunset is 6
- <Sunset> c:
- <Inspired> 8 years too young
- <Sunset> I'm actually 14
- <squibbles> aha
- <Inspired> Hey squibbles,
- <Inspired> Wanna cyber?
- <squibbles> :/
- <squibbles> no
- <squibbles> actually
- <squibbles> maybe
- <squibbles> but not now
- <squibbles> I'm too tired
- <squibbles> MORE COFFEE
- <Inspired> We don't have to do it on skype
- <Inspired> We could just do it on IRC
- <squibbles> hmmm
- <squibbles> Inspired
- <squibbles> I have returned
- <Inspired> Okay
- <squibbles> and I have to say, I find your offer...acceptable
- <Inspired> Inspired walks into the dimly lit bedroom and takes a seat on the bed.
- <Inspired> The room is quiet
- <BFG10K> Dude you'll be outside inward when I'm through with you.
- <Inspired> Inspired waits for his companion.
- <squibbles> I step out of the shower and begin to dry myself
- <Snuggletummy> Dude you'll be inside outward when I'm through with you.
- <squibbles> little did Inspired know, his companion was already there
- * BFG10K pulls Inspired's intestines out through his middle eye socket
- <Snuggletummy> Oh, Bio, want to see my amazing armor in Spiral Knights?
- <Snuggletummy> Also, I can make you a magic hood if you give me 2 Frayed Cloths
- <Inspired> I hear a door slowly close
- <BFG10K> Dude fuck that Snuggletummy, you'll be leftside south when I'm done with you.
- <Inspired> I shuffle uncertain
- <BFG10K> Oh, what?
- * BFG10K sits on bed with Inspired
- <Snuggletummy> Dude fucj that Biom you'll be rightside north when I'm done with you.
- * Inspired stabs BFG10K in throat and stows under bed.
- * Snuggletummy sits on bed with Bio and Inspired
- * Aidiera records
- <BFG10K> Dude enough of that Biome crap you'll be eastside in when we're done.
- <squibbles> as I walk out of the bathroom I am suprised to see Inspired...and Bio...AND snugs sitting on the bed waiting for me
- <Snuggletummy> Dude, enough of that Biome crap, you'll be westsidde when we're done.
- <squibbles> eager for what I knew came next, my nipples grew as hard as cement
- <smartalco> and as I return to reading this I am not surprised to see a conversation that makes absolutely no sense
- <Inspired> I see a veluptuos woman walking down the hallway
- <BFG10K> Inspired, it's dangerous to go alone, take this condom
- <Snuggletummy> Inspired, it's dangerous to go alone, take this dildo.
- <Inspired> Inspired gains the power of protection!
- <BFG10K> voluptuous*
- <Snuggletummy> The dildo is a sword
- <Snuggletummy> The condom, a shield.
- <squibbles> *veloceraptor
- <Inspired> Inspired gains the power of strength!
- <Snuggletummy> Terminal Velocity*
- <BFG10K> Terminal shift in velocity*
- <squibbles> aha, a veloceraptor woman. Yes.
- <squibbles> that'd make the best cyber-sex ever
- <Inspired> Stowing the condom and dildo in the bedside draw I lie back on the rather comfy bed.
- <Inspired> Looking up at the glowing lamp above my head
- <BFG10K> I always wanted a button that makes my bed catch on fire.
- <Inspired> Wondering, "Why is there a gas-lamp in such a modern house?"
- <BFG10K> doDONGo dislikes lube
- <Inspired> Impatient I begin to bounce around on the bed
- <squibbles> walking fully into the bedroom, I notice that Inspired is paying more attention to the light than me. I shout "Oi", and gesture towards my fully naked body, somewhat frustrated at how much I have to force Inspired to retain attention.
- <BFG10K> Pull the Master dildriver out of the pedestal.
- <Inspired> Stunned, my vision is captured by a beautiful woman
- <Snuggletummy> The Legend of Squibbles: A link to the Ass.
- <BFG10K> Hehe.
- <squibbles> only if you play your cards right ;D
- <Inspired> She is standing there, water glistening on her skin
- <squibbles> mmmm
- <Inspired> She whips her hair
- <Inspired> Spraying me with tiny droplets
- <BFG10K> Fuck water, I have sulfuric acid on my body. ;-;
- <squibbles> I whip my hair
- * squibbles nods
- <Inspired> Back and forth
- <BFG10K> I whip my whip.
- <squibbles> yeaaaaahhhhh
- <squibbles> I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORWARDS I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORWARDS I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORWARDS I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORWARDS
- <Inspired> I pat the bedspread next to me indicating that she take a seat
- <Sunset> NO
- <Sunset> DON'T
- <Sunset> THAT SONG IS TERRIBL
- <Sunset> E
- <Sunset> terrible*
- <Snuggletummy> As I stare into her warm face, I begin to notice a particular oddity in my pants. It seems my garden snake came down with something fierce last night; Before I can stop what happened next, it vomits all over the sweet girl.
- <squibbles> I turn off the radio, silencing the obnoxious music, and lie down on the bed beside Inspired
- <BFG10K> I spray Sulfuric acid bye whipping my hair.
- <Inspired> I run my fingers through her hair, so smooth
- <Snuggletummy> Swiftly, she sucks my cock...I'm confused. Her sweet sucking motion is causing my cock to feel so..so moist.
- <Inspired> "I bet she uses Palmolive Ambi-pure"
- <squibbles> I stick my hands down the front of his pants - cannot be fucked with foreplay
- * OutrightOJ (OutrightOJ@scave-CBDBE4AD.dsl.pipex.com) Quit (Quit: )
- <Snuggletummy> Her saliva is dripping onto the ground...
- <Sunset> o_o
- <Inspired> I shuffle uncomfortably, removing her hand from my pants.
- <Snuggletummy> Suddenly, in a burst of motion, I blow my load further into her mouth.
- <Inspired> "Let's take it slow"
- <BFG10K> My heart isn't the only muscle capable of pressurizing liquid enough to shoot it 30 feet.
- <Snuggletummy> Slowly, she backs off...choking on my cockjuices.
- <Snuggletummy> She looks into my eyes and only says two words "TAKE ME!"
- <squibbles> I pull out rope, look at Inspired mischeiviously, and quickly, before he realises what is going on, tie him to the bed. He cannot move
- <Inspired> I struggle helplessly
- <squibbles> I rip of his pants revealing a long erect member
- <squibbles> I fart
- <squibbles> I continue, by removing his shirt
- <Sunset> and fart again
- <Sunset> ?
- <squibbles> no, just once
- <squibbles> :S
- * Aidiera is now known as Away|Diera
- <Inspired> My large breasts now bounce freely
- <squibbles> wait what?
- <Inspired> I whisper in her ear
- <Inspired> "You weren't expecting that"
- <Inspired> I grin devilishly
- <BFG10K> I rip your chest skin, revealing a stomach.
- <squibbles> shocked at this revelation, I take Inspired's phone and wallet and leave the room, leaving him tied up on the bed, fully naked, awaiting room service to find him and release him
- <squibbles> I dress and leave the building
- <Inspired> I stretch my foot out to the bedside table
- * Away|Diera is now known as Aidiera
- <squibbles> I get in my car and drive to a thrift store, selling all his goods and taking the cash
- <Inspired> Using my littlest toe I dial room service
- <Aidiera> Who wants to help me with something?
- <smartalco> you guys, are fucking ridiculous
- <squibbles> I return to the motel
- <Aidiera> Don't make me mute you both.
- <squibbles> realising that he still may escape, I light the building on fire
- * Aidiera (Aidiera@scave-2A213621.phnx.qwest.net) Quit (Quit: Aww fudgenuts.)
- <Sunset> COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIAH
- <Sunset> I sing
- <Inspired> A latino lady dressed in a white smock walks in and is surprised by my nakedness
- <Snuggletummy> I slowly wrap my cock around her neck and she starts gagging. What she doesn't realize is that I am a hired Hitman. I was contracted by her late husband before she killed him via poisoning. Slowly, as her face starts to turn blue, her eyes begin to fill with blood. I tighten my cock's hold and eventually she suffocates.
- * Aidiera (Aidiera@scave-2A213621.phnx.qwest.net) has joined #n
- <smartalco> I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you.
- <BFG10K> I use bungee cords to make a contraption that slowly squeezes inspired's dick until it loses blood flow and dies.
- <Inspired> The smell of smoke fills our nostrils as she begins to untie me
- <squibbles> the latino lady and Inspired are engulfed in the fire
- <Sunset> mm, good song smartalco.
- <Snuggletummy> I hate this job, but in this dany and age, it's all I can do for a decent buck.
- <Sunset> you play forgiveness, watch it now, here he comes!
- <Aidiera> Who has iTunes here?
- <squibbles> from the outside I hear nought but the satisfying screams of burning immigrants
- <Sunset> me.
- <@CF> I do
- <Aidiera> And will help me?
- <Sunset> me.
- <Inspired> Free I run to the bedside draw ripping open the condom wrapper
- <Snuggletummy> I clean up the mess and leave a rose on her mangled corpse.
- <Inspired> I stretch the condom over my head
- <Snuggletummy> My work here is done.
- <@CF> #itunes , too much noise here
- <Sunset> O_O
- * BFG10K (Icumdumed@scave-593984B.neo.res.rr.com) Quit (Client exited)
- <squibbles> I wait
- <squibbles> enjoying the smell of searing flesh
- <Inspired> Then realising that I can not breath while wearing this protection I fall over unconscious
- * Bio (Icumdumed@scave-593984B.neo.res.rr.com) has joined #n
- <Inspired> The last thing I see before my eyes finally close is squibbles darting eyes
- * Bio is now known as BFG10K
- <Inspired> Watching the destruction
- <Inspired> The flames surround my body
- <Inspired> The latino lady screams in horror
- <Inspired> I am dead.
- <squibbles> as the fire begins to die down, I grab the katana that I bought using Inspired's money, walk in, and just to be sure, sever his head
- <squibbles> I take his mangled corpse, and put it in the passenger seat of my car
- <squibbles> I then drive to the lake and dump the body, and his now empty wallet
- <squibbles> I drive home and fap
- <squibbles> ...
- <Snuggletummy> I hear screams in the next room over in the apartment. I slowly walk into the hallway and close in onto the door. As the screams get louder, I hear farting and laughter as well. Quickly, I open the door and pull out my gun.
- <squibbles> ok, I remember why I don't cyber anymore
- <Inspired> Suddenly I jolt awake, my flesh is burnt to a crisp and my head partially severed.
- <squibbles> Inspired, you can't do that
- <Sunset> this shit is weird
- <Sunset> O___________________________________________________________O
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