Kid Anon Twilight 2

>Be Twilight, working late in the library.
"Spike, could you hand me my notebook"?
"Which one, Twilight"?
"Number 1328 of course. I am working on a teleportation spell".
>Flip to page 5230.
>Write some stuff with a thoughtful look on your face.
>Good, this means it should work.
>Time to test it.
>It's not like an experimental spell has ever blown up in your face.
>Test 1: Bring Angel bunny here.
>Scratch that. It could freak Fluttershy out.
>Test 1: Retrieve a rock from the Everfree Forest.
>You clear your mind, charging up the magic.
>Woah, this is way more tiring than you imagined.
>Slight miscalculation, nothing to worry about.
>Release the magic.
*POOMF*
>What?
>What!?
>That isn't a rock.
>You've never seen anything like it.
>Mostly hairless, except for on top of the head.
>No tail, no horn, no wings, no cutie mark.
>no hooves
>disgusting
>Gesture for Spike to come over.
"What do you think it is"?
"I don't know, Twilight".
"What are we going to do? This isn't what was supposed to happen".
"Maybe we can talk to it".
"But what if it's dangerous".
"Relax, anything that sleeps with a book is bound to get along with you".
>Spike points out the book.
>You don't recognize the letters.
>Whatever this thing is, there has to be some mention of it in your library.
"We're going to be up all night, aren't we"?
"Yes, Spike".
>You take a deep breath, preparing for the long night ahead.
>*THUD*
>The Completely Complete Book of Every Animal in Equestria Ever
>Open the cover. Start with A.