Slow Start ch70

p1
>A maid café!

>Huh?

p2
>Today's LHR is discussing what to do for the school festival!! [TN: HR is short for "homeroom". I'm guessing the L means "last"? Google just keep giving my London Heathrow]
>Yeah.
>That's right.

>That's why
>I think our Class 1-2 should put on a maid café!!
>Huh?

>Ah.

>I don't mind at all if you wanna make it a cat-eared maid café!
>Ufu~
>Not happening.

>It is of no concern of mine!
>No, how you phrased it isn't the issue.

>Eeeeh~ Why not!?
>Wasn't the whole point of assembling this elite squadron into class 2 to put on a maid café!?

>Eeh? Is that true!?
>I had no idea!
>Ichinose.
>Don't believe a word she says.

p3
>I don't recall assembling such a dubious squadron.
>Bukiii!!
>I'm gonna hate you if you say something like that!! Fitting for Class 2!!

>Cos it's "nikumi"! [TN: "nikumi" (hatred) sounds similar to "ni-gumi" (class 2).]

>>nikumi

>Can I start talking now?
>Yes, ma'am.


>You guys had to take photos for your summer homework, right?

>We're gonna put those into panels and hold an exhibition in our classroom showcasing the town's scenery.
>That's all for what the first years will be doing for the festival.

>....
>...Eh?

>Food and drink stuff like food carts are being handled by the 2nd and 3rd years.
>That is all.
>Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!?

p4
>This cannot be!!!
>Then what are we supposed to do with our cat-eared maid squadron!!?

>That dubious squadrom is hereby dissolved.
>BUKIIIIIII
>Here.
>I have a question.

>Won't this mean that the first years will have an awful lot of free time during the festival?
>This is so the first years can be free to help out with their affiliated club's main exhibit.

>>First years have free time. (Eiko-chan's opinion)
>What about those of us who aren't in a club?

>In the event that class time is assigned to production time, you'll be doing self-study in the library.

>I can read books as much as I want...!!
>It's so you can study independently.
>Just to be safe, I'll give you an assignment.

>Our school's library is pretty vast, huh?
>I'm kinda looking forward to it.
>Yup.

>I don't think there'll be any of those porn books you like in the library, y'know?
>I don't think that's something a female teacher should be saying to her students...

p5
>So what genre do you like then?
>Let's see...

>Stuff like period dramas, I guess.
>I also like mystery novels.

>Ah, so you like those stories where people drop dead one by one.
>Please stop talking like you're trying to pry out the darkness inside people's hearts.

>That's right!
>Eiko-chan's already bored with all the romance and affairs she experiences in real life, so she should at least be allowed to use books to immerse herself in a world of bloodlust!
>Hey.

>I see...
>Sorry about that, Tokura...
>Hey.

>>Culture Festival
>>Maid Café
>>Cat-eared Maids
>>Period Dramas
>>Mystery Novels
>>Eiko-chan

>Up until now
>I've somehow ended up not joining a club...

>Apparently the clubs make t-shirts to wear at the festival.
>That's right.
>It's cute how they all match.

p6
>Our senpai are making ours right now.
>It looks like we'll be able to wear them for PE even after the festival's over.
>It sure is convenient to know which club's which.

>Ah, I know.

>Wanna wear our club's T-shirt, Kamuri-chan~~~> It's L-sized!
>I think Kamuri-chan will look cute in an oversized t-shirt. Ehehe Uhehe

>Ah Ah, she's against it! She's against it!
>It's painful, but Kamuri-chan's cute when she's against it so I'm happy!!
>That's one complicated fetish.

>Erm, but then won't the people who aren't in a club stand out...?
>It's not like everyone's gonna wear them during PE so it's no big deal, right?

>Apparently they'll be making group T-shirts again at the athletics festival.
>This school sure loves T-shirts.
>Funimochi...

>T-shirts, huh...

>Did you want a T-shirt, Hana-chan?
>Erm,
>not that.

p7
>I was just thinking how nice it is that the clubs match...
>Ah. Then maybe we Elite Four should do something so we'll match too!

>Something cool would be nice.
>Oh.
>Like a skull?

>Like a skull.
>A-
>A skull...?

>Would you care for a cute pink skull, Hana-chan?
>C-
>Cute? That's supposed to be cute?

>Sensei.
>Do you know any shops that sell cool skull t-shirts?
>Tell us.
>What makes you think I'd know any shops like that?

>Eh~
>It seems like you'd have a deep understanding about skulls, Sensei.
>Quit screwing around.
>Or else I'll turn you into a skull.

>Ahahahahahahahahahaha
>I'll turn you into a skull.
>Sengoku...

p8
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>I'll turn you...

>into a skull<3
>Stop that.

>Come on, Hana-chan! You do it with us!!
>Eh?
>I-I'll turn you into a skull?
>...

>Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
>....
>It turned into a fad for a while.

>See you tomorrow~

>...Clubs,
>huh...