Anon - Nazi Anon Goes to a Jewish School

>Zeit, um ein neues Leben in einer neuen Schule zu starten!
>wait...
>you're supposed to be American
>...
>time to start a new life in a new school!
>away from the jewish propaganda that was your home country
>you will fight the good fight someday...
>that matters not, for this school will house you until that day comes
>what an interesting name for a school
>"Canterlot High School."
>oh well, must be a nice, white American name or something
>the neighborhood seemed clean and untainted by those damn jews
>surely this school would be the same
>as you walk in through the front doors, you are greeted with a rather plain, normal looking school
>seriously, there's nothing out of the ordinary
>except for that woman over there...
>red and yellow hair, skinny, seems to be very healthy
>she's not facing you for some reason
>might as well greet the first person you've seen here
"Hallo, mein- *cough* I mean, hello, my name is Anonymous. Who are you?"
>she begins to turn around to show her face and...
>Oh mein Gott
>a big nose...
>the way her hands are cupping each other...
>no... it can't be
>"Oh, hi! you must be the new kid."
>normal American accent...
>crisis averted
>maybe it was only a coincidence
>"My name is Sunset Shimmer. I'll be showing you around the school today!"
"Good. Please, lead the way."
>as you being to walk, you hear the sound of a bell ringing
>"Oy vey, classes have already started."
>oy vey
>urge to kill rising
>you must confirm your suspicions...
>you take an American penny you've found and throw it on the floor
>"*gasp* Money!"
>she swiftly picked it up...
>...
>you pull out your trusty Mauser C96
"Tod auf euch!"
>you fire as many round as you can into the jewish scum
"Seig heil! Seig heil!"
>you were later charged for murder and thrown in prison, even though you're not even over eighteen years old