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  1. Manlett: Your appointment to BWL will be finalized within the week, I've already discussed the matter with the CL.
  2. Madtii: I take it he was agreeable?
  3. Manlett: Oh yes.
  4. Madtii: Has he been lootbanned?
  5. Manlett: Oh yes.
  6. Madtii: I hope you're not underestimating the pr-
  7. Manlett: Oh yes. When I mentioned I could put him on the priority list for Lok'amir he was desperate.
  8. Madtii: This loot -- the shitposting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
  9. Manlett: Why contain it?
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  11. S'cool.
  12. Manlett: Trannies. Warning. Warning.
  13. Madtii: I've received reports of attacks on druids. There's not enough Lok'amirs to go around, and the other healers are starting to get desperate. Your turn.
  14. Manlett: Desperate.
  15. Madtii: Desperate.
  16. Manlett: Desperate.
  17. Madtii: Desperate.
  18. Manlett: Desperate. The sound they'll make slamming their desks will serve as a warning to the electronic trannies.
  19. Madtii: Hmm... I hope you're not -- get the hell out of here, Loeiz! The others may not go as quietly. Intelligence indicates they're behind the problems in Ironforge.
  20. Manlett: Trannies, running the world. A new age.
  21. Madtii: We have other problems.
  22. Manlett: Dindus?
  23. Madtii: Formed by executive order after the strike on Salty Dogs. I have someone in place, though. I'm more concerned about Yesimret.
  24. Manlett: Dindus?
  25. Madtii: Yesimret.
  26. Manlett: Dindus?
  27. Madtii: No. Yesimret.
  28. Manlett: D-dindus?
  29. Madtii: Yesimret.
  30. Manlett: Our loot system is far in advance of theirs. Our electronic trannies and their... flexibility has allowed us to make progress in the mythical Clique on the Bridge.
  31. Madtii: Hmm... we may not be able to contain the avatarfag project.
  32. Manlett: Among other things, but I must admit that I have been somewhat disappointed in Dindus?
  33. Madtii: ...quit screwing around.
  34. Manlett: Yes.
  35. Madtii: The secondary unit should be online within six months. It is currently undergoing preparation and will be operational within six months. My people will continue to report on its progress within six months.
  36. Manlett: We've had to endure much, you and I, but within the week, there will be trannies running the world.
  37. Madtii: No. Within six months.
  38. Manlett: Yes.
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  41. Trannies... are the future.
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