Computer Demon and D. Charlie not the cursed timeline

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #922
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Wait have I been putting in the code wrong this whole time?
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It's certainly a possibility.
But if it works, it works, right?
Speaking of which, why aren't there any computers in Hell?
I remember one the Mayberry had in her classroom. But there don't seem to be any in Hell. Isn't it kind of weird?
Maybe there's a Computer Demon? Coder Demon who stole all the computers in Hell?
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Loona has one on her desk in the first episode,, she''s watching Ccharlieies song
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Loona is the Computer Demon!
We solved the case, Scoob.
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Speaking of that the real mystery/question is did Mayberry die in the early 2000s, or was it recent?
All the computers and tech we've seen in Hell are modern looking, wireless smartphones and slim computers.
Yet when Mayberry died the two computers we saw were ancient CRT monitor types, and the mouses looked like the old style ball ones.
Yet you see the cheating lady with her bandages still on her? Implying only a short time has passed?

This is the real question.
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To be fair, it seems like a small, rural elementary school. Maybe their budget isn't that great and can't afford latest technology.
Just give the little shits hand-me-downs.
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>>43260474
This. I'm more surprised that that thing could handle video calls.
Maybe it was only the monitor that was old.

>>43260437
She'd probably need some time to establish herself in Hell and get the type of income (or save up enough) to pay for I.M.P.'s services. So, it probably took a couple of years.
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>Dictator Charlie, but it's not the cursed timeline
>Charlie simply took control because she realized that for her plan to work, she'll have to take the top-down approach, rather than the bottom-up one
>outmaneuvered her parents, pretended to be eviler than she is to get other demons on her side...
>...now she has absolute control over Hell

>Pride is redesigned to be capable of holding as many sinners comfortably as possible
>it just turns out that Soviet city planning was more effective than people give credit for it
>a bit of TLC, and you can make concrete look good
>there's no summarily liquidation of sinners
>nor enforcers roaming the broad boulevards between megablocs
>most of Hell's media continues to operate as it did before, and doesn't shy away from criticizing their supreme ruler - which was actually more than what they could say beforehand

>all Charlie did was build better housing, enforced public order, changed the general aesthetics, and got the nobility to get off their asses and actually participate in the government more actively
>sure, it's still a dictatorship
>but it's one with a direct connection to Heaven via a newly re-established Purgatory

>all Charlie wishes for now is for her brother to return
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>>all Charlie wishes for now is for her brother to return
>Cut to Anon sitting in an office with messy hair, bags under his eyes and generally looking unwell
>During his time in Purgatory he became the defacto leader for anyone that was trapped there when the in-between of heaven and hell was shut down
>Angels
>Demons
>Humans
>And now he can't exactly back out of his position
>Damn he needs some coffee