jibbajabba.py 1.0

#/usr/bin/env python

import random
import sys
import markovgen
import string
import os
from time import sleep

vowels = ['a', 'e', 'i', 'o', 'u']
consonants = ['b', 'c', 'd', 'f', 'g', 'h', 'j', 'k', 'l', 'm', 'n', 'p', 'q', 'r', 's', 't', 'v', 'w', 'x', 'y', 'z']

def _vowel():
    return random.choice(vowels)

def _consonant():
    return random.choice(consonants)

def _cv():
    return _consonant() + _vowel()

def _cvc():
    return _cv() + _consonant()

def _syllable():
    return random.choice([_vowel, _cv, _cvc])()

def create_fake_word():
    syllables = []
    for x in range(random.randint(2,3)):
        syllables.append(_syllable())
    return ''.join(syllables)

def is_punct_char(char):
    return char in string.punctuation

def is_not_punct_char(char):
    return not is_punct_char(char)

sleep(random.randint(10,60))

n = 20

counter = 1

while counter <= n :
  file_ = open('/home/minecraft/McMyAdmin2/Exec/jeeves.txt')
# from http://agiliq.com/blog/2009/06/generating-pseudo-random-text-with-markov-chains-u/
  markov = markovgen.Markov(file_)
  sentence = markov.generate_markov_text().capitalize().replace("\"","\\\'")
  senlen = len(sentence)
  if is_not_punct_char(sentence[senlen - 1]) :
    sentence += '.'
  command_sayrandom = "screen -S McMyAdmin -p 0 -X stuff \"$(printf \"say "
  command_sayrandom += sentence
  command_sayrandom += " \\r\\n\")\""
  os.system(command_sayrandom)
  counter += 1
  sleep (random.randint(10,120))

print "done"