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- I was only 9
- I loved Hazama so much
- I mained him since CS1 and owned his dakimakura
- I pray to Hazama everynight, thanking him for being A tier
- "Hazzamer is love", I say, "Hazaman is life."
- My dad hears me and calls me a scrub
- I knew he was jealous because he played Noel
- I called him a noob
- He slaps me and sends me to play Skullgirls
- Im crying now, my hands hurt
- I lie in bed, it's cold
- Suddenly, I feel a warmth and Gluttony Fang tune hits my ears
- It's Hazama
- I'm so happy
- He whispers in my ear, "Who-ho-hoah there!"
- He grabs me with his Ouroboros and puts me in front of my PC
- I'm ready
- I spend the next ten hours wrecking Hakumen
- He won't stop spamming 6B
- It hurts so much, but I do it for Hazama
- I can feel my thumbs blistering and my eyes start to water
- I do a CCCCC air spam
- I want to please Captain Hazzamer
- He laughs and Astral Heats Hakumen
- My dad walked in
- Hazama looked him straight in the eyes and said, "Git gud."
- Hazama micro dashes through my window
- Hazzamer is love, Hazaman is life
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