Mithril log (probably final?) draft

<]-Mithril-[>

Screw this shit. <b>Metal Gate: Aggro Shift.</b> <i>"Metal. </i><b>Kaiser.</b>"

Incoming green flames at point-blank. I'm aware. I don't give two shits because I'm going to kill Ark'thugal up and then kill Eranikus up and then grab the shard.

<b>"Cobalt Crusher! Hiduminium Hammer!"</b> I shouted, slamming two powerful hammers right into his head. Ark'thugal's retaliation ignited them upon impact. Don't care. Gonna kill his ass.

"I see that fire in your eyes. The drive for victory, the desire to win at all costs. I know that fire quite well," Ark'thugal said, grinning maliciously. "Survival is fury. Beat your hand against that wall until one or the other breaks. I know which one I'm betting on."

If Ark'thugal's going to mess up my plans with all that evily-evily magic shit then I'll mess up his. "I'll demolish your evil plans and make you die here!" I yelled, slamming his face with a "<b>Titanium Twister!"</b> and a "<b>Dolomite Drill!</b>", which burnt away from the green flames upon slamming into his skull,

"Hah! Better than you have tried. Go ahead, give it your best shot!" Ark'thugal spat in return, spitting a wad of blood on me and punching me in the face with his green flaming fist.

"<b>Beryllium Buster! Iron Impact!</b>" I hollered, slamming additional attacks right into his ug mug, which is now bleeding profusely. Ark'thugal responded with some kind of blood attack mixed with those green flames, but I'm going to HARD SHONEN WILLPOWER past this shit and win.

"<b>Osmium Obliterator! Dolomite Devastator!</b>" I roared, pummeling Ark'thugal with more massive attacks, piling on damage, forcing him ever closer to defeat.

"You think THIS is enough to kill me? GET. REAL." snarled Ark'thugal, grabbing me by the head and then slamming me down into the ground with enough force to crater the ground.

"I have only just BEGUN to fight!" I hissed in return. "<b>Triple Alloy Anvil! Triple Platinum Pain!</b>" Three anvils and three platinum beams to his face met with two fists in retaliation.

"<b>Triple Silver Slammer! Triple Metal Reaper!</b> I shouted, unloading three massive metal beaters and blades, slamming into his face and tearing gouges into his skull, with him retaliating with several bloody slashes.

"<b>Triple Chrome Cannon! Triple Alloy Arsenal!</b>" I yelled, firing three massive point-blank cannon blasts into his face along with numerous amounts of various weaponry, now forcing Ark'thugal back even as the edges of my vision began to fray.

Ark'thugal responded with an ice attack plus green flames of some kind, didn't hear the name, don't care when I responded and shouted and ROARED, "<b>Triple Titanium Trident! Triple Metal Macross!</b>" gouging him with three huge tridents and pummeled him with three enormous metal crosses.

"<b>Triple Metal Missile! Triple Alloy Amputator!</b>" I screamed, blasting him and gutting his face and I don't think I heard his reply's attack name over the blood and the explosions and retaliating unholy attack.

"<b>Triple Radium Ruiner! Triple Rhenium Razor! Triple Barium Buster!</b> I punctuated, slamming Ark'thugal and pummeling him, forcing him to give ground even as my hearing began shorting out.

"<b>Triple Jet Fist! TRIPLE METAL KAISER!</b>" I hollered, unleashing an astronomically powerful series of attacks, the aftershock of which annihilated the ground we were standing on, the heavy winds kicking up a massive storm of dust, part of that deflected attack lancing towards the green star in the sky and slamming into it.

The explosion was deafening, the recoil from that slamming into the two of us even as we continued to sock each other in the face in mid-air, the ground beneath us now missing. I did not let up, following up with a "<b>Triple Titanium Thundercrusher!</b> and <b>Triple Platinum Punisher!</b>" as Ark'thugal replied with a swarm of undead and green flames.

"<b>Triple Chrome Constellation! Triple Metal Meteor!</b>" I roared, bursting through the horde of undead, unloading these attacks into Ark'thugal's skull, before grabbing Ark'thugal in mid-air, and then slamming him into the ground with a thunderous "<b>Strontium Suplex!</b>", pushing both of us further into the ground, past several roaming Earth spirits into an underground region with magma. Ark'thugal's retaliation froze and evaporated that magma, but unluckily for him I'M NOT DONE.

"<b>Triple Rust Railgun! Triple Silver Strongarm!</b>" I yelled, shooting him in the face and growing several arms to slam Ark'thugal down through the ground even more, magma singing the two of us as we dragged this fight further and further down past the crust, into the mantle of the planet.

"<b>Triple Osmium Obliterator! Triple Dolomite Devastator!</b>" I screamed, pummeling Ark'thugal further into the magma, countless swarms of undead rushing at us as I grabbed the Warboss with my arms and chains and tried to drown him in the magma and he tried to burn me with his green flames.

"<b>Platinum Piledriver!</b>" I hollowed, grabbing Ark'thugal and forcing both of us further into the heart of what is probably part of an active volcano, through enormous amounts of molten rock and past several confused Fire spirits.

"<b>I'm going to drag your shitty, evil Warboss ass to hell and KILL YOUR ASS THERE! TRIPLE PLUTONIUM PAIN!</b>" I roared and screamed, my massive nuclear explosion fists slamming into Ark'thugal's face, the impact of the blows shaking the earth and unleashing a seismic molten magmafall, sending both of us down through the earth and closer and closer to the planet's core.