Session Start: Sun Oct 10 21:57:48 2010
Session Ident: #torashne
03[21:57] * Now talking in #torashne
[21:58] <@Issyl> When we last left our intrepid trio, they were sailing North, up the Fire Nation coast, to Rashne, the city where they would take the contents of a mysterious envelope...
03[22:01] * Mark (MarkyMark@sux-D5A06146.san.res.rr.com) has joined #torashne
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03[22:02] * Mark is now known as Nadya
03[22:05] * Sayeh (kasdaye@sux-7B05EB72.cg.shawcable.net) has joined #torashne
03[22:07] * Kyu is now known as Yueying
[22:09] <@Issyl> 01When we last left our intrepid trio, they were sailing North, up the Fire Nation coast, to Rashne, the city where they would take the contents of a mysterious envelope...
[22:09] <@Issyl> Sailing along the horizon on a sunny, but windy day, they set sail North!
[22:11] <@Issyl> Sure enough, they see the silhouette of the Burning Peaks in the northeast.
[22:12] <@Issyl> They have a choice, however; Sail along the coast, and take a shorter and calmer journey, or sail in open waters to avoid pirates?
[22:12] <@Issyl> As they consult the map, they realize they will be in Earth Kingdom waters by the afternoon.
[22:15] <@Issyl> Soon enough, they see a rather large ship off in the distance!
[22:15] <Sayeh> Sayeh lounges on the deck, fanning herself with a paper fan she picked up in town
[22:16] <Sayeh> "Hey, Nadya, look over there!" she says, pointing languidly
06[22:17] * Yueying sails things like bo-captain.
[22:20] <@Issyl> As the ship begins to get closer, you can now tell that it seems to be anchored about a mile off the coast.  From this distance you can identify a red flag - Probably a fire navy ship.
06[22:23] * Yueying sails around it
[22:25] <@Issyl> It doesn't seem to respond when you stick close to the coast and keep on sailing North.  Once you're as close as you can get, you can't quite read the name, but you see that it's a frigate with two rows of keg-cannons and a mighty three Bermuda-style masts.  A ship this large in the Fire Navy is rare.
[22:27] <@Issyl> You keep sailing into the afternoon when you reach Solomon's Cape - you are now in Earth Kingdom waters!  As you adjust your position slightly eastward, you notice another ship - wait, ships, on the horizon...
[22:27] <@Issyl> They're pointing straight at the ship, so they seem to be either sailing directly away... or directly toward you!
14[22:28] <Yueying> "Company it seems, keep your fingers crossed, maybe I know them."
[22:30] <Sayeh> "Here's hoping," Sayeh says from her lawnchair
[22:30] <@Issyl> They seem to be getting closer.  Looking at them from this distance, you can see that they're one ship about twice the size of yours, with the other two on the right about the same size as your ship.
[22:33] <Sayeh> "A welcome party?" Sayeh says, getting up from the chair and wandering back to the wheel
14[22:33] <Yueying> "Somehow doubt it."
[22:35] <Sayeh> "Should we be trying to avoid them? That one looks rather large..."
[22:35] <@Issyl> As you sit there pondering the intentions of the ships, they've made it clear to you! They raise black flags!
14[22:36] <Yueying> "If they're pirates that would just tell them we have something we don't want taken, they'd chase harder."
14[22:36] <Yueying> "As I said hopefully it's someone I know."
[22:36] <Sayeh> "Hmm, alright then"
06[22:38] * Nadya sighs. "Really?"
[22:38] <@Issyl> One of the smaller ships comes up next to yours.  "What're you holding in that ship, Fire Nation trash?"
[22:38] <Nadya> "I was tanning..."
06[22:38] * Nadya fans herself
14[22:39] <Yueying> "I would appreciate you don't insult me like that, I look like fire nation trash to you? and nothin', just a few nobles on vacation, ain't got nothin' worth havin', I already checked."
06[22:39] * Nadya :|s
[22:39] <@Issyl> "Oh? So you wouldn't mind if we came on board then, sweetie?"
[22:40] <Nadya> "I will fuck your mother with a broom."
06[22:40] * Nadya says idly
14[22:40] <Yueying> "Feel free, and call me sweetie again and that boat of yours might find itself a little frozen."
[22:41] <@Issyl> On that note, a few thuggish looking men swing over from the masts and begin to look around the ship.
[22:42] <@Issyl> "Cozy little dinghy you got here," the lead smiles.
06[22:42] * Nadya firehandballs the cockbagger in the face. Hi-ya!
06[22:42] * Sayeh takes up her bundled swords and looks to Yueying for some sort of signal
06[22:43] * Yueying holds up a hand to sayeh, Diplomacy first, THEN you can kill them "Well, not many respectable boat sellers willing to sell to an ex-pirate, had to take what I could get."
[22:45] <@Issyl> A fireball streaks past the dumber looking one while another starts to go down below deck.  Amazingly, nobody noticed it.
[22:47] <@Issyl> After a minute or two of looking around, the shadier looking one comes up from below deck, throwing a couple barrels in front of him.  "We're a little low on meats, so if you don't mind donatin' a little to the pirate fund... hehe."
14[22:48] <Yueying> "I woudln't advise it, we need those supplies, and even fi you decide to fight us for them, there is a large fire nation navy ship not too far down the coast, they'd be here before you could get away."
[22:48] <@Issyl> "Oh?  The pretty girl thinks we can't out-run the Fire shmucks! Hahaha!"
[22:49] <Nadya> "I'm pretty sure a woman gave birth on those."
[22:49] <Nadya> "I think it was your momma after she got knocked up by the gardener."
14[22:49] <Yueying> "Flattered, but I was captured by a ship much smaller than that one, and I've been at this for years, I wouldn't risk it if I were you."
[22:49] <@Issyl> The shadier looking one draws a dagger and growls at the insult.
[22:50] <@Issyl> "I think we'll take our chances, sweetie." He says, swinging back to his ship with one of the barrels in-hand.
[22:50] <@Issyl> "Lets go, boys!"
06[22:51] * Nadya looks at Yueying and Sayeh. "Do we kill them now?"
06[22:51] * Sayeh puts her hand on her scimitar's gilded hilt. "Maybe just knock them around a bit"
06[22:51] * Yueying sighs "Feel free" taking a few steps and launching herself into their ship "Really should have run when I gave you the chance."
[22:53] <Nadya> "Manfred!  Break their faces!"
[22:53] <@Issyl> As you begin to assault the invaders, the shady one lights and tosses an explosive as he swings back to his ship.  "That was from me mum!"
[22:54] <@Issyl> The last one seems to be standing there stupidly.
06[22:55] * Nadya tries to scoop and score the bomb back to the other ship
[22:55] <Nadya> !
06[22:56] * Yueying tries to kick the bomb out of the air into the water "Our supplies are still on this ship, fool!"
06[22:58] * Nadya utilizes her all-league fastpitch skills and beans the stupid pirate in the face with his bomb. "Fuck you!"
[22:59] <Sayeh> "Shall we swing over and get our food back?" Sayeh asks as she draws her swords and advances on the lone pirate
[22:59] <Nadya> "...Uh.  You should get the bomb off first.  I just hit him in the face with it."
[23:00] <@Issyl> The pirate still swinging on the rope yells in pain as he falls into the water between the two ships.
14[23:01] <Yueying> "We should."
06[23:01] * Yueying takes a step, grabbing a rope and launching herself into their ship after the two, kicking it out of the air into the water and landing on the ship with a flourish
06[23:03] * Yueying stands up straight and brushes herself off staring at the pirate holding the barrel "Now, about those supplies.."
[23:03] <@Issyl> The lead pirate, seeing Yuying swing onto the ship, scowls and yells "Get em!"
[23:03] <@Issyl> He draws a blade.
[23:04] <Nadya> * Manfred swings across the divide with a mighty northern watertribe roar!  He attempts to double dragon kick a pirate as he lets go of the rope, holding his form like a magnificent harpoon
06[23:04] * Yueying lets out a sigh "Of course you won't just give them back, boys on the ship were always the same way.." widening her stance a bit, preparing to defend herself
06[23:05] * Nadya tries to hand fireball again, hopefully with more success
06[23:05] * Nadya fizzles :(
[23:06] <@Issyl> Two pirates with drawn cutlasses advance up to Yueying as the stupid looking pirate still on the ship adops a menacing face and swings his cutlass at Sayeh!
06[23:08] * Sayeh spins away from the crude swing, blades flashing in the sun as she prepares her counter attack
06[23:09] * Nadya shouts from their boat, "Go! Go! You can do it! Rip their fucking throats out!~"
[23:10] <@Issyl> The big lug looks confused at Sayeh's acrobatic movements.  In the meantime, the two pirates advance towards Yueying and swing at her!
06[23:11] * Yueying attempts to deftly dive between the two as they drawn back to swing, rolling to her feet and delivering a swift kick to the nearest pirate
06[23:12] * Nadya waves her hands about like a moron, but they're totally on fire. You three totally feel like your heart is slightly on fire too, and that you're doing just a liiitle bit better
[23:13] <Sayeh> "Out of my way, barbarian," Sayeh says menacingly, advancing on the idiot pirate as she makes wide, low swings with her swords
[23:14] <@Issyl> Yueying deftly avoids them, but her kick seems to do little to the hulking brute.
[23:14] <@Issyl> Sayeh slashes at the brute's feet! He growls as his legs are cut, and then hops like a circus performer before falling off of the boat into the water below!
[23:18] <@Issyl> As the chaos goes on, the larger ship comes on the other side of the yacht - and opens fire! The deafening sound of powder kegs ripping through the ship's hull at close range shake through the boat!
[23:19] <@Issyl> Another couple of pirates advance on Yueying, drawing their blades!
06[23:20] * Sayeh clambers up the rigging, one sword in hand and the shorter of the pair between her teeth. Sayeh leaps onto the enemy's vessel to give Yueying a fighting chance
06[23:20] * Nadya D:s before grabbing a rope and swinging across to the other boat, the dingy now returning to the planks it was made of
[23:22] <@Issyl> Manfred follows behind Nadya, the party now fighting roughly a dozen men on a similarly sized pirate ship!
[23:22] <Nadya> "Manfred!  Sic 'em boy!"
06[23:23] * Yueying shakes her head murmuring under their breath "Stupid nobles need to learn to keep their mouth shut" moving around, positioning herself so she isn't cornered "Just so happens I was in the market for a new boat anyhow.. that one shelling my ship looks like a good buy."
[23:23] <Nadya> * Manfred lurches forward and attempts to lift a pirate to break over his knee
[23:24] <@Issyl> Manfred can't seem to best one of the pirate minions!
[23:24] <Nadya> "Damnit you useless curr!"
06[23:25] * Nadya attempts to kick a pirate right in the nuts. Ha!
[23:26] <Sayeh> "You face a dervish of the Fire Nomads, lay down your arms and beg for mercy!"
06[23:26] * Sayeh brandishes her two swords threateningly
[23:29] <@Issyl> The pirates seem unimpressed at her dynamic sword-dancing.
06[23:31] * Yueying dashes for the edge of the boat, grasping at one of the ropes and launching herself through the crowd slamming into the first person she hits, hoping to use his body to clear a path so she can launch onto the sinking wreckage of her ship
[23:31] <@Issyl> However, one, having enough of it, seems to jump back over to another ship.
[23:34] <@Issyl> Yueying manages to knock one more mook into the waters below as she swings onto the rapidly-sinking ship.
06[23:35] * Nadya tries to kick a pirate in the sack again. "Ha!"
[23:36] <@Issyl> The pirates advance, knocking Manfred off of the ship as Nadya knees one in the crotch, making him curl into a fetal position.
[23:36] <@Issyl> A couple of them swing at Sayeh again!
06[23:39] * Sayeh ducks and slides away, almost as if standing on the shifting sand of her homelands. She leaves a few parting gifts though as her blades lash out to cut at the pirate's belts and hands
[23:40] <@Issyl> Three burly-looking pirates howl in pain, fall over, and retreat as Sayeh slices through the mob like butter!
06[23:41] * Yueying steadies her balance and dashed forward, using the swaying of the sinking ship to launch springboard herself through the air onto the larger, not-sinking ship
[23:42] <@Issyl> Yueying barely grabs the edge of the larger ship as it begins to sail foward again.
[23:42] <@Issyl> A few shouts and yells come from on deck!
[23:42] <@Issyl> She struggles to get aboard.
[23:43] <Nadya> * Manfred tries to break a pirate's fist with his manly fists of fury
[23:45] <Nadya> * Manfred tries to climb back on the boat*
06[23:45] * Nadya tries to fireball fist another pirate. Fwoosh!
[23:46] <@Issyl> Sadly, Nadya's firebending is more like sparkbending at this point.  The last few pirates advance on Nadya and Sayeh!
[23:47] <Sayeh> "Well, don't try too hard now..."
06[23:47] * Sayeh continues doing her spinning and slashing thing
[23:48] <@Issyl> Sayeh deftly dodges their advances and throws one overboard with her fancy skills.
06[23:48] * Yueying climbs aboard, glaring at everyone on teh boat "So, who is the bastard who owes me a boat?"
[23:51] <@Issyl> "A few of the pirates laugh and continue on their work, while a rather important-looking fellow with a large-brimmed hat walks towards Yueying.  "I'm the captain of these ships, doll."
[23:53] <@Issyl> In the meantime, Nadya notices that the ship they sailed here is now almost completely underwater.  The large ship seems to be sailing off as the two smaller ships stay put.
14[23:53] <Yueying> "You owe me a ship. Last I checked we weren't in the habit of sinking the ships of our own people, double so when they were kind enough to warn us of navy on the horizon."
14[23:53] <Yueying> "Then again, last I checked we didn't steal supplies from each other either."
[23:54] <@Issyl> Suddenly, you hear a familiar voice "Captain, we need help over here!" The big lug from the initial encounter calls from atop a mast.
[23:54] <@Issyl> "We?  I don't know where you're from, missy, but your rules don't apply here. We're pirates, and we come and take what we please!"
14[23:55] <Yueying> "We. Not the only pirate in these waters old timer, suppose your crew has no honor among thieves then? I'll be sure to tell that to the fleet the next time I see them."
[23:56] <@Issyl> "Where exactly ARE you from?  You're not a pirate from around these parts," He says, with a raised eyebrow.
06[23:56] * Nadya tries to kick another pirate in the nuts
[23:58] <@Issyl> Eyeing your clothes more carefully, he realizes; "Ah, youre one of those water-tribe pirate bands.  Those silly southern pirate fleets aren't true pirates.  We here up North are from the Earth Kingdom, not your traitorous, barbaric Water Tribes!"
[23:58] <@Issyl> Nadya manages to knee another pirate in the groin, but it seems to only piss him off.
[23:59] <Nadya> "HAH"
06[23:59] * Yueying sighs "No brotherhood to be found then.. Have it your way, you still owe me a ship."
Session Time: Mon Oct 11 00:00:00 2010
[00:01] <@Issyl> "I owe you nothing.  Maybe I'll just capture you and your little posse and sell you to pay off your debt."
[00:02] <@Issyl> "This isn't your daddy's pirate band, little girl."
14[00:03] <Yueying> "Funny, you see, I was forced into this life, and I REALLY hate sailors, moreover, you've now destroyed my one way home, so let me put it in a way you can understand." planting her foot firmly into his chest before he can react "This ship belongs to me now."
[00:05] <@Issyl> Suprised by her sudden assault, the foot plants straight into his solar plexus, winding him and knocking him down.
[00:07] <@Issyl> You hear a few sailors yell as their captain goes down.
[00:07] <Nadya> * Manfred claws his way up the sides of the boat, and tries to yank a pirate down into the water with his left hand
06[00:08] * Yueying stomps on the captain "Now, the rest of you can either go wait in the water for the fire navy to come around, or I can call my friend with the shiny swords over there to make you vacate this boat when she is finished with your friends over there, It's your choice."
[00:08] <@Issyl> The final pirate yells loudly about his inability to swim as Manfred yonks him overboard and climbs up.
06[00:08] * Nadya continues to kick pirates in the sack, it being the most effective technique she's developed thus far
06[00:09] * Sayeh waves cheerfully from the deck of the other ship
06[00:10] * Nadya flips them off
[00:10] <@Issyl> Sayeh and Nadya seem to have control of the two smaller boats as a few pirates make their escape in a rowboat from the second.
06[00:11] * Yueying stomps the captain a few more times to emphasize her point "So, What's it going to be?"
[00:12] <@Issyl> The captain seems to be gasping for breath as a teenage girl is repeatedly stomping on her lungs.
[00:12] <@Issyl> (his lungs*)
[00:13] <@Issyl> Meanwhile, the crew look rather angry at this recent development as a good dozen or so start to ready their weapons and move towards Yueying.
[00:14] <Nadya> "...So, what do we do now?"
06[00:14] * Yueying reaches down and draws the captain's cutlass, stomping him again and holding it to his throat "I wouldn't come much closer if I were you."
[00:15] <@Issyl> The crew stop moving and scowl as the captain gasps "Look, don't kill me!  Just take my other two ships, it looks like the other guys have vacated them anyway, right?"
[00:15] <Sayeh> "I don't even know how to sail a ship"
14[00:16] <Yueying> "But you see, I'm sure your supplies are on -this- ship, and all of -my- supplies sank on that ship you just blew up, so i'm taking -this- one."
14[00:16] <Yueying> "How about you take those two and hope I never see you again."
[00:16] <Nadya> "Neither do I."
[00:17] <Nadya> "Manfred, set us on a course to ruin the large boat's day."
06[00:17] * Nadya delegates down
[00:18] <@Issyl> "I'm afraid I can't accept that!" He says, as he suffers a small gash wrestling himself free and standing up!
[00:18] <@Issyl> "Men, kill the intruders and take back our ships!" He says, before turning and running towards the cabin.
14[00:19] <Yueying> "Your captain runs like a little girl.. from a little girl, and hides in his cabin while he makes you fight someone who has already disposed an entire ships worth of your comrades.. you really want to give your lives for THAT?"
[00:21] <Sayeh> "Let's swing by and help her out, doesn't look like the pirates are responding to that diplo-mancy"
[00:22] <@Issyl> About half of the crew start murmuring amongst themselves.  "Yeah, she's right!" some of them say.  Still, others advance, saying "You heard the captain!"
[00:23] <Nadya> "Manfred!  You know we don't know how to sail."
06[00:23] * Nadya waits for them to get closer
[00:23] <@Issyl> Manfred mumbles something and begins to attempt to use the rudder to bring the ship around.
[00:24] <@Issyl> Meanwhile, a couple of the pirates attack Yueying!
[00:24] <@Issyl> The first swings a cutlass wide, losing his balance, and the second attempts an ill-fated thrust with a dagger.
06[00:24] * Yueying levels the sword, swinging it around like she knows what she's doing, but mostly just sidestepping the attacks "Feel free to 'get' me because your coward of a captain told you too, but I Was serious in my offer, walk away now and I'll give you the other two ships, I was not joking when I said there was a fire navy ship on the horizon."
14[00:24] <Yueying> "You sure you want to get captured for that coward?"
06[00:25] * Yueying ducks as she says that last word, attempting to trip the nearest pirate
[00:26] <@Issyl> Yueying daftly dances out of the way, tripping the wiry pirate with the dagger, sending him sliding down a set of stairs below!
[00:27] <@Issyl> A few intra-crew fights have seemed to break out!  "Yeah, what has that damn captain ever done for us!" yells one pirate.
[00:27] <@Issyl> Chaos reigns aboard the ship as the captain ducks into his quarters.
06[00:29] * Nadya eagerly awaits as the boat closes in. She yells at the pirates, "Hey retards! Do what she says or else!"
06[00:29] * Nadya holds out a flaming fist
[00:29] <@Issyl> Meanwhile, the ship is brought about by Manfred and Nadya and Sayeh are coming closer to the flagship.
06[00:29] * Yueying uses the chaos to duck into his quarters behind him, still brandishing his cutlass "Really should have taken the offer."
[00:30] <Sayeh> "As fun as it would be, let's do this a little slower than ramming speed and come up beside them"
[00:31] <Nadya> "I SAID I'LL BURN YOUR SHIP DOWN YOU FUCKING MEATHEADS!"
06[00:31] * Nadya waves her fire fist around
[00:33] <@Issyl> Yueying comes face to face with a loaded crossbow.  "I haven't lived as long as I have as a pirate to have a little whelp like you ruin my parade!"
[00:33] <@Issyl> You hear the broken sounds of glass outside.
[00:33] <@Issyl> He fires.
06[00:34] * Yueying ducks. Ducks like only a goddamn waterbender with a crossbow pointed at her face can
[00:35] <@Issyl> Yueying masterfully ducks the bolt with lightning speed as the Captain stumbles back and attempts to load another bolt!
[00:36] <@Issyl> Sayeh and Nadya pull up to the flagship as men are thrown overboard!
06[00:36] * Yueying dashes forward and kicks the crossbow out of his hand before he can reload it! swiftly bringing her leg down and leveling the cutlass at hte captain's throat before he can react
[00:38] <Nadya> "So how do we get up there?"
06[00:38] * Nadya looks for a ladder or something
06[00:38] * Sayeh climbs into the rigging of the small boat and shouts to Yueying, "Oi! You have everything under control other there?"
14[00:40] <Yueying> "Maybe!"
[00:40] <Nadya> "Should I burn the boat down?"
14[00:40] <Yueying> "No!"
[00:40] <@Issyl> The Captain daftly dodges your kick as his other hand pulls the string taut!
[00:41] <Nadya> "Are you sure?  It wouldn't be any trouble."
14[00:41] <Yueying> "Positive, I"m comandeering it, so it needs to stay in one piece!"
[00:41] <Nadya> "Fine..."
[00:41] <Nadya> "How do we get up?"
06[00:42] * Yueying spins out of the way as she finishes saying that, hoping to get out of the way of the crossbow once again
[00:42] <@Issyl> He fires!
[00:43] <@Issyl> The bolt slams into her face, piercing her cheek!
[00:44] <Sayeh> "Like so!" Sayeh leaps from the rigging to the large boat
[00:44] <@Issyl> Yueying feels dazes as she topples over onto the ground.
06[00:45] * Sayeh moves to help out Nadya, unaware of the crossbow wielding Captain
06[00:46] * Yueying hands go to her cheeks as she rolls around moaning in pain for a moment before stumbling to her knees, fire burning in her eyes as she (Still moaning in pain) glares at the captain
[00:46] <Sayeh> "Where'd that gutless craven go?"
06[00:47] * Nadya sighs and picks her way carefully up the side of the ship
[00:47] <@Issyl> "Real life is harsh, isn't it, sweetie?" He smugly says as he draws a cutlass and advances.
[00:47] <Nadya> "I heard a thwang.  Who got thwanged?"
06[00:47] * Nadya says when she gets to the top and heaves herself over
06[00:48] * Yueying stumbles to her feet, still glaring, not about to die here. dropping the cutlass, still fairly dazed with an arrow hole in her cheek, waiting on the captain to advance
[00:49] <Nadya> "Oh.  She did."
06[00:49] * Nadya notices the copious amount of blood
[00:49] <@Issyl> Feeling confident, he picks up an apple from a nearby table and takes a bite out of it.  "It's too bad I had to scar that pretty face."
06[00:49] * Nadya takes a few steps back to get a running start, and then leaping into the air, trying to double dragon kick the captain in the fucking nuts
06[00:50] * Yueying half-winces as she grins "This'll.. heal right up when I get some water nn.. on it.. What i'm about to nngh do to you.. won't."
06[00:51] * Yueying is stumbling to stay standing
06[00:51] * Nadya retcons that all away. "I wonder where they went. Is there more ship underneath this?"
06[00:51] * Sayeh looks below-decks for Yueying, "Hey, where are you pirate-lady?"
[00:51] <@Issyl> Sayeh and Nadya hear a scuffle in the Captain's Quarters.
06[00:53] * Yueying stumbles forward, throwing all of her weight into her fist as she slams it into him, collapsing forward as she does so in a feeble attempt to avoid any retaliation
06[00:53] * Nadya points down. "Let's go kick his fucking ass. Manfred! Get ready to kick some ass."
06[00:53] * Sayeh swiftly makes her way towards the well-appointed cabin
06[00:53] * Nadya strolls gently downstairs
[00:54] <@Issyl> Yueying's fist slams into the captain's chest, making him let out an "Oomph!" as he slams into the table behind him.
[00:54] <@Issyl> (Leg*)
[00:55] <@Issyl> Most of the upper deck is clear now, only a few pirates remain, arguing and fighting amongst each other.
[00:56] <@Issyl> Sayeh enters the cabin and sees an enraged Yueying, blood all over her face, with a Captain slammed into the table at the far end.
[00:56] <Sayeh> "Hooo... Sorta under control indeed, you want a hand?"
[00:56] <@Issyl> Nadya enters into the crew quarters, which are empty except for what seems to be a single crew member sleeping in a hammock.  How he's managed to keep asleep above this noise, we'll never know.
06[00:57] * Sayeh advances with her scimitars at the ready
06[00:57] * Yueying tries to laugh at the question, is stopped by the blinding pain that ensues "Yes, would be nice."
06[00:57] * Nadya took a wrong turn, looks for the captain's cabin
[00:58] <@Issyl> As Nadya wheels about, the captain growls and lunges at Sayeh, now in front of Yueying!
06[00:59] * Sayeh tries to wobble out of the way, "Yikes!"
06[00:59] * Yueying stumbles to the side and attempts to sweep the captain's leg out clumsily, hoping to help Sayeh a bit
[01:00] <@Issyl> The captain has a triumphant look as he stabs Yueying in the thigh!
[01:00] <@Issyl> (Erm, Sayeh*)
[01:02] <@Issyl> The captain stumbles yet again as Yueying deftly trips him, his head slamming onto the floor!
06[01:02] * Nadya tries to kick him in the nuts in a glorious end-game fatality
[01:02] <@Issyl> He stands up, panicking and reaching for his crossbow and another bolt!
06[01:03] * Nadya is a bit short
[01:03] <@Issyl> Nadya, bursting onto the scene, swings a leg wide!
[01:04] <Nadya> 6* Manfred tries to break some ribs on a roundhouse!  He lets a massive, hairy fist loose!
06[01:04] * Yueying swings to kick the crossbow out of reach!
[01:04] <Sayeh> "You asshole, that's my good leg!" Sayeh makes a simple swing and flourish with her scimitar
[01:05] <@Issyl> Manfred slams a fist into his other leg as Yueying barely nicks the crossbow out of his reach.
[01:05] <@Issyl> Sayeh, slashing with her swords, cuts into his leg as he falls over, hamstrung.
[01:06] <Sayeh> "How do you like it?!"
[01:06] <Nadya> "GET SOME!"
06[01:06] * Nadya yells
06[01:06] * Nadya yells most unnobleishly
[01:06] <@Issyl> "Fucking whores!" He yells, clutching his bleeding mess of a leg.
[01:07] <@Issyl> The noises from outside seem to have quieted down.
[01:08] <Nadya> "Bad word choice."
06[01:08] * Nadya turns her hands into firehands. "Hold him down, please. It shouldn't be difficult now."
[01:08] <Sayeh> "Hey, hey, no need for that"
[01:08] <Sayeh> "We can tie him up and turn him over to the authorities"
[01:09] <Nadya> "I was going to roast his chestnuts over an open fire."
06[01:09] * Nadya /euphemism
[01:10] <Sayeh> "I think it would be better to turn him in, maybe get a bounty? If he's been pirating up and down the coast there ought to be a price on his head"
06[01:10] * Yueying groans "I would normally say that he needs to pay for this hole in my cheek but.. fire nation prisons are a worse fate than death."
[01:11] <Nadya> "I don't think it'd kill him."
[01:11] <Nadya> "I mean, probably not...but who knows.  I don't think this has been done before."
[01:11] <Nadya> "We'd be making history!"
[01:11] <@Issyl> Suddenly, the doors open up and a pirate walks in, saying "Boss, I got rid of all those traito-" nervously stopping as he sees the condition of the room.
06[01:11] * Nadya turns around and grins feraly, hands on fire
[01:11] <@Issyl> He attempts to leave and close the door behind him
06[01:12] * Yueying stumbles to her feet, groaning "nn.. so much for using them to crew the ship"
[01:13] <Sayeh> "Bad timing friend, best you take Yueying's offer to take a boat and go far, far away"
[01:13] <@Issyl> As you mull over what to do with the now hogtied Captain, you discover tha the entire crew, save one man, has managed to either kill or do away with themselves.  You now have the flagship in your hands 
[01:13] <@Issyl> (save a sleeping man in the crew quarters).
[01:13] <@Issyl> As you look out, you see that some of the pirates still alive have managed to climb back up onto one of the smaller boats and are sailing away.
14[01:14] <Yueying> "First things first.." walks to the edge of the boat and bends up some water, plastering it onto her cheek and letting it heal it
[01:14] <Sayeh> "I don't suppose you could 'bend my leg back into ship shape?"
14[01:15] <Yueying> "Be glad to as soon as I get my face back in working order.'
[01:15] <@Issyl> Looking at the flagship, you see a relatively medium-sized ship with three decks, a captains cabin, two full Earth-kingdom style square masts, and two keg cannons on each side down below. You can't exactly fully crew the ship, but four should be plenty to keep it sailing to the nearest port.
[01:15] <Nadya> "Congratulations Manfred!  You're now...uh...fourth officer!"
06[01:16] * Nadya counts on her fingers
06[01:17] * Yueying nods, ONE SMALL FACE WOUND IS WORTH A SHIP
[01:18] <@Issyl> You sail to the nearest Earth Kingdom port to ransom the captain and the second small ship, which you've managed to tie to the end of your main ship.  A full ship should fetch a pretty decent price - maybe even enough to hire some muscle.  Suprisingly, you seem to meet no more pirates on your way to Earth Kingdom shores.
[01:18] <@Issyl> A bit of luck, perhaps?
[01:18] <@Issyl> Until next time, on OREvatar!
03[01:18] * @Issyl (Issyl@sux-39A2CF7B.cfl.res.rr.com) has left #torashne
06[01:18] * Nadya claps
03[01:18] * Nadya (MarkyMark@sux-D5A06146.san.res.rr.com) has left #torashne
03[01:19] * Yueying is now known as Kyu
03[01:19] * Sayeh is now known as kasdaye
03[02:48] * kasdaye is now known as Herp
03[02:49] * Herp is now known as kasdaye
02[03:28] * kasdaye (kasdaye@sux-7B05EB72.cg.shawcable.net) Quit (Quit: Happy Thanksgiving, sup/tg/)
Session Time: Tue Oct 12 00:00:00 2010
Session Close: Tue Oct 12 09:48:02 2010