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  1. Guest_razskull: Slave/master thing?
  2. Guest_razskull: Have one wear a chastity belt and the key is lost.
  3. Guest_razskull: \o/
  4.  
  5. Guest_razskull: I THINK
  6. Guest_razskull: SHIRTS ARE NICE
  7. Guest_razskull: WHEN WORN
  8. Guest_razskull: \o/
  9.  
  10. Guest_razskull: I wonder how that kid reacted.
  11. Guest_razskull: "Oh mom look! It's a cat!"
  12. Guest_razskull: "honey, that's not a cat. ;_____;"
  13.  
  14. HeartlesSoulHeartlesSoul Whisper: -Looks up-
  15. Guest_razskull: DDDD8
  16. HeartlesSoul: Nice crotch, buddy.
  17. Guest_razskull: DON'T DO IT
  18. Guest_razskull: I'M A TRAP
  19. Guest_razskull: AL;KSJDFLK;ASD FJDS
  20.  
  21. Guest_razskull: They evolved!
  22. Guest_razskull: So when they eat the food just falls in their stomach.
  23. Guest_razskull: They don't have to worry about choking.
  24.  
  25. piece: I just killed a hawk on Skyrim. I feel bad. ._____.
  26. [8:49 PM] beez_in_the_trap: was it a female hawk
  27. [8:49 PM] beez_in_the_trap: its okay if it was a girl
  28. [8:50 PM] piece: I can't tell.
  29. [8:50 PM] piece: But I'm picking it up and throwing it around to make it look like it's flying again.
  30. [8:50 PM] beez_in_the_trap: w/e it's just a chicken
  31. [8:50 PM] piece: So I won't feel as bad.
  32. [8:52 PM] lobos: You're...
  33. [8:52 PM] lobos: throwing a dead hawk
  34. [8:53 PM] lobos: to make it look like it's flying
  35. [8:53 PM] lobos: mal
  36. [8:53 PM] lobos: mal no
  37. [8:53 PM] lobos: that's not how that thing works
  38. [8:53 PM] piece: But it's working! It's wings are flapping!
  39.  
  40. goodmorning: NO.
  41. [11:08 PM] goodmorning: NO YOU DO NOT EAT YOUR PEST.
  42. [11:08 PM] goodmorning: ...
  43. [11:08 PM] goodmorning: pets
  44. [11:08 PM] goodmorning: WELL DON'T EAT YOUR PESTS EITHER
  45.  
  46.  
  47. malicee changed nickname to onceuponatime
  48. [1:17 PM] onceuponatime changed nickname to therewasacakebite
  49. [1:17 PM] therewasacakebite changed nickname to malgothungry
  50. [1:17 PM] malgothungry changed nickname to andsawthecakebite
  51. [1:17 PM] andsawthecakebite changed nickname to shetookthecakebiteandateit
  52. [1:18 PM] shetookthecakebiteandateit changed nickname to butshewasstillhungry
  53. [1:18 PM] butshewasstillhungry changed nickname to soshelookedinthefrigde
  54. [1:18 PM] soshelookedinthefrigde changed nickname to formorefoodtoeat
  55. [1:18 PM] formorefoodtoeat changed nickname to shedidntseeanythinginteresting
  56. [1:18 PM] shedidntseeanythinginteresting changed nickname to sosheclosedthefridge
  57. [1:19 PM] sosheclosedthefridge changed nickname to andopenedthepantryinstead
  58. [1:19 PM] andopenedthepantryinstead changed nickname to inthereshefoundbreadandthought
  59. [1:19 PM] inthereshefoundbreadandthought changed nickname to heyicanmakeasandwich
  60. [1:19 PM] heyicanmakeasandwich changed nickname to soshetookoutthebreadandwent
  61. [1:19 PM] soshetookoutthebreadandwent changed nickname to backtothefridgetogettheturkey
  62. [1:20 PM] backtothefridgetogettheturkey changed nickname to butitwasold
  63. [1:20 PM] butitwasold changed nickname to andthatmadeherverysad
  64. [1:20 PM] andthatmadeherverysad changed nickname to sosheclosedthefridgeagain
  65. [1:20 PM] sosheclosedthefridgeagain changed nickname to andreturnedthebread
  66. [1:20 PM] andreturnedthebread changed nickname to backtoitsproperspotinthepantry
  67. [1:21 PM] backtoitsproperspotinthepantry changed nickname to afterputtingitback
  68. [1:21 PM] afterputtingitback changed nickname to shenoticedthedrycatfoodcontainer
  69. [1:21 PM] shenoticedthedrycatfoodcontainer changed nickname to itwasfullandlookedcrunchy
  70. [1:21 PM] itwasfullandlookedcrunchy changed nickname to malbegantowonderhowcrunchy
  71. [1:22 PM] malbegantowonderhowcrunchy changed nickname to butcatfoodwasforcats
  72. [1:22 PM] butcatfoodwasforcats changed nickname to andmalisnotacat
  73. [1:22 PM] andmalisnotacat changed nickname to soshestoppedwondering
  74. [1:22 PM] soshestoppedwondering changed nickname to andwentintothegarage
  75. [1:22 PM] andwentintothegarage changed nickname to thereweremacandcheeseboxes
  76. [1:23 PM] thereweremacandcheeseboxes changed nickname to shegrabbedoneofthem
  77. [1:23 PM] shegrabbedoneofthem changed nickname to andwentbackintothekitchen
  78. [1:23 PM] andwentbackintothekitchen changed nickname to shegotoutapanandfilleditwith
  79. [1:23 PM] shegotoutapanandfilleditwith changed nickname to sixcupsofwaterasaskedonthebox
  80. [1:24 PM] sixcupsofwaterasaskedonthebox changed nickname to shewaitedinfrontofthestove
  81. [1:24 PM] shewaitedinfrontofthestove changed nickname to staringidlyatthewater
  82. [1:24 PM] staringidlyatthewater changed nickname to asifherhungercouldsparkherglare
  83. [1:24 PM] asifherhungercouldsparkherglare changed nickname to intosomesortofheatray
  84. [1:24 PM] intosomesortofheatray changed nickname to butsuchthingsarentpossible
  85. [1:25 PM] butsuchthingsarentpossible changed nickname to somaljuststoodthere
  86. [1:25 PM] somaljuststoodthere changed nickname to hungrilylookingatthewater
  87. [1:25 PM] hungrilylookingatthewater changed nickname to imaginingthemacandcheese
  88. [1:25 PM] imaginingthemacandcheese changed nickname to shewouldsooneat
  89. [1:26 PM] shewouldsooneat changed nickname to oncethewaterbegantoboil
  90. [1:27 PM] oncethewaterbegantoboil changed nickname to sheopenedthemacandcheesebox
  91. [1:27 PM] sheopenedthemacandcheesebox changed nickname to andpouredthedrypastainthepot
  92. [1:27 PM] andpouredthedrypastainthepot changed nickname to shesetthemicrowavetimer
  93. [1:27 PM] shesetthemicrowavetimer changed nickname to forsevenminutes
  94. [1:27 PM] forsevenminutes changed nickname to justliketheboxhadaskedfor
  95. [1:27 PM] justliketheboxhadaskedfor changed nickname to malthenbegantohave
  96. [1:28 PM] malthenbegantohave changed nickname to astaringcontestwiththewateragain
  97. [1:28 PM] astaringcontestwiththewateragain changed nickname to afterthesevenminutespassed
  98. [1:28 PM] afterthesevenminutespassed changed nickname to sheturnedoffthestove
  99. [1:28 PM] sheturnedoffthestove changed nickname to anddrainedthewateroutintothesink
  100. [1:29 PM] anddrainedthewateroutintothesink changed nickname to sheputthepotbackonthestove
  101. [1:29 PM] sheputthepotbackonthestove changed nickname to andopenedthefridgesdoors
  102. [1:29 PM] andopenedthefridgesdoors changed nickname to onceagain
  103. [1:29 PM] onceagain changed nickname to shetookoutthebinofbutter
  104. [1:29 PM] shetookoutthebinofbutter changed nickname to shehadpreviouslylockedaway
  105. [1:29 PM] shehadpreviouslylockedaway changed nickname to becauseoftoastsantics
  106. [1:29 PM] becauseoftoastsantics changed nickname to andunlockedit
  107. [1:30 PM] andunlockedit changed nickname to sheusedhalfwhatwasasked
  108. [1:30 PM] sheusedhalfwhatwasasked changed nickname to twotablespoons
  109. [1:30 PM] twotablespoons changed nickname to forthemacandcheese
  110. [1:30 PM] forthemacandcheese changed nickname to sheslappedthebutterinthepan
  111. [1:30 PM] sheslappedthebutterinthepan changed nickname to afterdoingthat
  112. [1:31 PM] afterdoingthat changed nickname to shelockedandputaway
  113. [1:31 PM] shelockedandputaway changed nickname to thebinofbutterinthefridge
  114. [1:31 PM] thebinofbutterinthefridge changed nickname to andtookoutthemilk
  115. [1:31 PM] andtookoutthemilk changed nickname to onlytorealizeitwas
  116. [1:31 PM] onlytorealizeitwas changed nickname to expired
  117. [1:32 PM] expired changed nickname
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