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  5.  
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  8. Here's a surprise.
  9.  
  10. 2
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  12. Guess who's not coming
  13. to Thanksgiving?
  14.  
  15. 3
  16. 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,280
  17. Your dad?
  18.  
  19. 4
  20. 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,120
  21. He's such a hypocrite.
  22. I hate hypocrites.
  23.  
  24. 5
  25. 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,280
  26. I'm sorry.
  27.  
  28. 6
  29. 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:34,960
  30. Is this for me?
  31.  
  32. 7
  33. 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:36,920
  34. I figured you'd have
  35. more use for it than I will.
  36.  
  37. 8
  38. 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:40,120
  39. Right.
  40. Thanks.
  41.  
  42. 9
  43. 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,480
  44. I swear to God.
  45.  
  46. 10
  47. 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,560
  48. The man is incapable
  49. of keeping a promise.
  50.  
  51. 11
  52. 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:45,920
  53. What was his reason?
  54.  
  55. 12
  56. 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,560
  57. You tell me.
  58. He's your friend.
  59.  
  60. 13
  61. 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,920
  62. - Carrie--
  63. - He said he has to, um,
  64. stay in London.
  65.  
  66. 14
  67. 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,520
  68. Why would anyone choose
  69. to stay in London?
  70.  
  71. 15
  72. 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:54,880
  73. London's awful.
  74.  
  75. 16
  76. 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,440
  77. When's the last time
  78. you were in London?
  79.  
  80. 17
  81. 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,840
  82. When I was 12.
  83.  
  84. 18
  85. 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:00,920
  86. When your mom was sick?
  87.  
  88. 19
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  90. Don't do that.
  91.  
  92. 20
  93. 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,320
  94. Do what?
  95.  
  96. 21
  97. 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,680
  98. Make associations
  99. in your head.
  100.  
  101. 22
  102. 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,520
  103. I don't like London
  104. because it is cold,
  105.  
  106. 23
  107. 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:08,800
  108. it is repressed.
  109.  
  110. 24
  111. 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,000
  112. And everyone
  113. looks like they've smoked
  114.  
  115. 25
  116. 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,120
  117. too many cigarettes.
  118.  
  119. 26
  120. 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,760
  121. Did you make any friends
  122. this week?
  123.  
  124. 27
  125. 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,040
  126. You and I both know
  127.  
  128. 28
  129. 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:16,240
  130. there's a perfectly
  131. good reason
  132.  
  133. 29
  134. 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,280
  135. I don't have any friends.
  136.  
  137. 30
  138. 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,560
  139. So, what
  140. did you do this week?
  141.  
  142. 31
  143. 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,200
  144. What I normally do.
  145.  
  146. 32
  147. 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,120
  148. - Reading?
  149. - Mostly.
  150.  
  151. 33
  152. 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,760
  153. And how many books
  154. did you read?
  155.  
  156. 34
  157. 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:26,720
  158. Seventeen.
  159.  
  160. 35
  161. 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,720
  162. And does reading
  163. 17 books in one week
  164.  
  165. 36
  166. 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:31,920
  167. seem normal to you?
  168.  
  169. 37
  170. 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:34,440
  171. No, no, of course
  172. it's not normal.
  173.  
  174. 38
  175. 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,240
  176. I mean, does skipping
  177.  
  178. 39
  179. 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,040
  180. three grades of school
  181. seem normal?
  182.  
  183. 40
  184. 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:41,440
  185. Does going to Harvard
  186. at the age of 14 seem normal?
  187.  
  188. 41
  189. 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,040
  190. I'm clearly not normal.
  191.  
  192. 42
  193. 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,400
  194. I thought we'd established
  195. that was the problem.
  196.  
  197. 43
  198. 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,160
  199. Carrie, I want you to do
  200. something for me.
  201.  
  202. 44
  203. 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,080
  204. What?
  205.  
  206. 45
  207. 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:51,560
  208. You and I
  209. are going to come up with
  210.  
  211. 46
  212. 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,000
  213. a list of goals
  214. you're going to achieve
  215.  
  216. 47
  217. 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,600
  218. between now
  219. and the end of the year.
  220.  
  221. 48
  222. 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,680
  223. So, for our next session,
  224. I want you to think about
  225.  
  226. 49
  227. 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,000
  228. some of the things
  229. you'd like to have
  230. on that list.
  231.  
  232. 50
  233. 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,960
  234. Things you've done
  235. in your life and enjoyed.
  236.  
  237. 51
  238. 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,400
  239. What kind of things
  240. do you expect me
  241.  
  242. 52
  243. 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,480
  244. to put on this list?
  245.  
  246. 53
  247. 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,160
  248. For example,
  249. join a club.
  250.  
  251. 54
  252. 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:10,800
  253. Why should I force myself
  254. to go out and meet people
  255.  
  256. 55
  257. 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:14,360
  258. who have lowered
  259. their moral, ethical,
  260. and intellectual standards
  261.  
  262. 56
  263. 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,880
  264. in order to fit in
  265. with other people
  266.  
  267. 57
  268. 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,680
  269. who have low moral, ethical,
  270. and intellectual standards?
  271.  
  272. 58
  273. 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,880
  274. You're such a contrarian.
  275.  
  276. 59
  277. 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:21,920
  278. No, I'm not.
  279.  
  280. 60
  281. 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:23,520
  282. ( chuckles )
  283.  
  284. 61
  285. 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:24,560
  286. ( snickers )
  287.  
  288. 62
  289. 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:26,880
  290. A little helpful advice.
  291.  
  292. 63
  293. 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,440
  294. One,
  295. try to stop pontificating
  296.  
  297. 64
  298. 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,640
  299. and rubbing
  300. your exceptionally high IQ
  301.  
  302. 65
  303. 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,440
  304. in people's noses.
  305.  
  306. 66
  307. 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,360
  308. Two, give humanity
  309. a chance.
  310.  
  311. 67
  312. 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,920
  313. Someone
  314. might surprise you.
  315.  
  316. 68
  317. 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,080
  318. Time's up.
  319.  
  320. 69
  321. 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,280
  322. Carrie, wait.
  323.  
  324. 70
  325. 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,480
  326. You were quite late,
  327. so I don't mind
  328.  
  329. 71
  330. 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:43,680
  331. going a couple
  332. of minutes over.
  333.  
  334. 72
  335. 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:44,920
  336. I do.
  337.  
  338. 73
  339. 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,320
  340. I'm actually in the middle
  341. of reading
  342.  
  343. 74
  344. 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,960
  345. Foucault's
  346. "Archeology of Knowledge."
  347.  
  348. 75
  349. 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,680
  350. I highly recommend it,
  351. by the way.
  352.  
  353. 76
  354. 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,400
  355. And, if you
  356. speak to my dad,
  357.  
  358. 77
  359. 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,920
  360. please give him
  361. the message
  362.  
  363. 78
  364. 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,680
  365. that I don't accept
  366. his excuses or his apologies
  367.  
  368. 79
  369. 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,080
  370. and that hiring me
  371. a therapist
  372.  
  373. 80
  374. 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,920
  375. is no more
  376. a satisfactory replacement
  377.  
  378. 81
  379. 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:03,360
  380. for an actual parent,
  381.  
  382. 82
  383. 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:04,880
  384. than sending me
  385. off to college
  386.  
  387. 83
  388. 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:07,200
  389. at an inappropriately
  390. young age.
  391.  
  392. 84
  393. 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:14,720
  394. Sorry for being, um--
  395.  
  396. 85
  397. 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,720
  398. I completely understand.
  399.  
  400. 86
  401. 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,240
  402. Happy Thanksgiving.
  403.  
  404. 87
  405. 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,120
  406. You too.
  407.  
  408. 88
  409. 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,640
  410. Hey, Carrie.
  411. What's up?
  412.  
  413. 89
  414. 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,480
  415. Hi, Ronald.
  416.  
  417. 90
  418. 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,280
  419. - Do you need a menu?
  420. - Oh, sure.
  421.  
  422. 91
  423. 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,200
  424. Someone still
  425. buys DVDs, huh?
  426.  
  427. 92
  428. 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,600
  429. Someone still does, yeah.
  430.  
  431. 93
  432. 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,560
  433. And you know what?
  434.  
  435. 94
  436. 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,960
  437. I have never had to wait
  438.  
  439. 95
  440. 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,480
  441. for the movie to load
  442. halfway through the film.
  443.  
  444. 96
  445. 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,080
  446. I'll have the soup.
  447.  
  448. 97
  449. 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,120
  450. Yeah, sure.
  451.  
  452. 98
  453. 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,000
  454. - Hi, there.
  455. - Hi.
  456.  
  457. 99
  458. 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:13,120
  459. Look, before you launch
  460. into your moves or whatever,
  461.  
  462. 100
  463. 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,840
  464. I just want you to know
  465.  
  466. 101
  467. 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,400
  468. that I'm not really
  469. in the right frame of mind
  470.  
  471. 102
  472. 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,120
  473. to make flirty chitchat
  474. with a total stranger.
  475.  
  476. 103
  477. 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,600
  478. Even though, admittedly,
  479. you're quite a cute one.
  480.  
  481. 104
  482. 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,920
  483. But I've just--
  484. dealing with being let down
  485.  
  486. 105
  487. 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,880
  488. by my dad--
  489. not for the first time.
  490.  
  491. 106
  492. 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:26,200
  493. And I've just had
  494. a really tough session
  495.  
  496. 107
  497. 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,240
  498. with my therapist.
  499.  
  500. 108
  501. 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,680
  502. - Um--
  503. - I'm sorry.
  504.  
  505. 109
  506. 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:32,160
  507. I just wanted to know
  508. if I can borrow this chair.
  509.  
  510. 110
  511. 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,920
  512. Oh, definitely.
  513.  
  514. 111
  515. 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,480
  516. Yes.
  517.  
  518. 112
  519. 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,760
  520. Take it.
  521. Knock yourself out!
  522.  
  523. 113
  524. 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,240
  525. Not with the...
  526. chair.
  527.  
  528. 114
  529. 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,240
  530. ( bell jingles )
  531.  
  532. 115
  533. 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,040
  534. Girl:
  535. Hey!
  536.  
  537. 116
  538. 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,080
  539. Do you want me
  540. to pack this to go?
  541.  
  542. 117
  543. 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,680
  544. Yes!
  545. Please, yes.
  546.  
  547. 118
  548. 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,520
  549. ( woman speaking on TV )
  550.  
  551. 119
  552. 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,480
  553. ( didgeridoo drones )
  554.  
  555. 120
  556. 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,400
  557. What the hell is that?
  558.  
  559. 121
  560. 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:39,800
  561. Yo! World music guy!
  562.  
  563. 122
  564. 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:41,120
  565. - Hey!
  566. - Can you go
  567.  
  568. 123
  569. 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,400
  570. and hold your one-man
  571.  
  572. 124
  573. 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,880
  574. aborigine festival thing
  575. somewhere else?
  576.  
  577. 125
  578. 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,880
  579. Like Australia?
  580.  
  581. 126
  582. 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,520
  583. Sure.
  584.  
  585. 127
  586. 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,400
  587. ( ringtone plays )
  588.  
  589. 128
  590. 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,000
  591. Hi, Dad.
  592.  
  593. 129
  594. 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,360
  595. Dad:
  596. Hello, darling,
  597. how are you?
  598.  
  599. 130
  600. 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:01,760
  601. Got your message.
  602.  
  603. 131
  604. 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:03,560
  605. You're not coming
  606. for Thanksgiving.
  607.  
  608. 132
  609. 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,240
  610. Shocker.
  611.  
  612. 133
  613. 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,520
  614. Dad:
  615. So sorry, darling.
  616.  
  617. 134
  618. 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,160
  619. I really thought
  620. I could swing it,
  621.  
  622. 135
  623. 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,880
  624. but I just
  625. can't get away.
  626.  
  627. 136
  628. 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,800
  629. It's such
  630. an American thing anyways.
  631.  
  632. 137
  633. 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,520
  634. I promise I'll be there
  635. for Christmas.
  636.  
  637. 138
  638. 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,320
  639. Well,
  640. it would have been nice
  641.  
  642. 139
  643. 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,200
  644. to have a bit
  645. more notice.
  646.  
  647. 140
  648. 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,240
  649. But listen,
  650. I do have good news.
  651.  
  652. 141
  653. 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,840
  654. I've found you a job
  655. at the law firm
  656.  
  657. 142
  658. 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,160
  659. of a friend of mine.
  660.  
  661. 143
  662. 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,600
  663. In what world
  664. is that good news?
  665.  
  666. 144
  667. 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,600
  668. If anything,
  669. that is very, very bad news.
  670.  
  671. 145
  672. 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,000
  673. But it'll be good
  674. for you.
  675.  
  676. 146
  677. 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,040
  678. Well, I'm still four years
  679. ahead of my peers.
  680.  
  681. 147
  682. 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,920
  683. Do you want me
  684. to be maladjusted?
  685.  
  686. 148
  687. 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,480
  688. It'll be easy,
  689. I promise.
  690.  
  691. 149
  692. 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:44,400
  693. It's a night job,
  694. proofreading legal briefs.
  695.  
  696. 150
  697. 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,360
  698. You love reading.
  699.  
  700. 151
  701. 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,080
  702. Not proofreading,
  703.  
  704. 152
  705. 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:50,600
  706. and certainly not
  707. legal briefs.
  708.  
  709. 153
  710. 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,800
  711. Well, at least
  712. it'll be quiet.
  713.  
  714. 154
  715. 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,360
  716. You won't have
  717. to talk to a soul
  718.  
  719. 155
  720. 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,640
  721. if you don't want to.
  722.  
  723. 156
  724. 00:07:56,640 --> 00:08:00,120
  725. If you have a better offer,
  726. by all means.
  727.  
  728. 157
  729. 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,560
  730. What happened
  731. to "Take some time"?
  732.  
  733. 158
  734. 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:05,280
  735. Well, it has
  736. been a year, darling.
  737.  
  738. 159
  739. 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:07,280
  740. And to be
  741. absolutely honest,
  742.  
  743. 160
  744. 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,920
  745. it would really help
  746. if you could
  747.  
  748. 161
  749. 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:12,480
  750. bring something to the table,
  751. so to speak.
  752.  
  753. 162
  754. 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:16,160
  755. Isn't there
  756. some other way?
  757.  
  758. 163
  759. 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:20,320
  760. You could get a roommate
  761. instead if you prefer.
  762.  
  763. 164
  764. 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:23,280
  765. Okay, fine.
  766.  
  767. 165
  768. 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,720
  769. I'll take the job.
  770.  
  771. 166
  772. 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,920
  773. ( "Morning"
  774. by Edvard Grieg plays )
  775.  
  776. 167
  777. 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:30,720
  778. ( elevator bell dings )
  779.  
  780. 168
  781. 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:41,400
  782. ( phones ringing )
  783.  
  784. 169
  785. 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,000
  786. Hello?
  787.  
  788. 170
  789. 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,360
  790. ( phone ringing continues )
  791.  
  792. 171
  793. 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:51,320
  794. - What you listening to?
  795. - Hmm?
  796.  
  797. 172
  798. 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:57,800
  799. Wait, isn't that
  800. from Bugs Bunny?
  801.  
  802. 173
  803. 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:02,880
  804. It's "Morning."
  805. "Peer Gynt," Edvard Grieg.
  806.  
  807. 174
  808. 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,720
  809. I'm pretty sure that's from
  810. one of the "Looney Tunes."
  811.  
  812. 175
  813. 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,040
  814. Who are you?
  815.  
  816. 176
  817. 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,840
  818. - Douglas.
  819. - Do you work here?
  820.  
  821. 177
  822. 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:13,440
  823. No, I just didn't
  824. have anyone
  825.  
  826. 178
  827. 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,840
  828. to spend
  829. Thanksgiving with,
  830.  
  831. 179
  832. 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,200
  833. so I've been wandering
  834. around the building
  835.  
  836. 180
  837. 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:19,520
  838. hoping to find someone
  839. to share my turducken.
  840.  
  841. 181
  842. 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,480
  843. - ( chuckles )
  844. - Right.
  845.  
  846. 182
  847. 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,240
  848. I'm kidding.
  849.  
  850. 183
  851. 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,080
  852. You're Carrie Pilby,
  853. right?
  854.  
  855. 184
  856. 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,880
  857. I might be.
  858.  
  859. 185
  860. 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:30,560
  861. Sometimes when the documents
  862. get copied and/or faxed,
  863.  
  864. 186
  865. 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:33,120
  866. the periods end up
  867. looking like commas.
  868.  
  869. 187
  870. 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,760
  871. And the "Hs" end up
  872. looking like "Ks,"
  873.  
  874. 188
  875. 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,680
  876. You know,
  877. that sort of thing.
  878.  
  879. 189
  880. 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,120
  881. No wonder lawyers
  882. charge 400 bucks an hour,
  883.  
  884. 190
  885. 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:42,080
  886. they pay people
  887. to play "Concentration."
  888.  
  889. 191
  890. 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,920
  891. Oh, no. I'm sorry.
  892. Douglas got to you first.
  893.  
  894. 192
  895. 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,440
  896. I always try to get
  897. to the new people
  898.  
  899. 193
  900. 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,000
  901. before he does,
  902. but he's quick as lighting.
  903.  
  904. 194
  905. 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,240
  906. Ooh.
  907.  
  908. 195
  909. 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,600
  910. I'm Tara.
  911.  
  912. 196
  913. 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:52,760
  914. Carrie.
  915.  
  916. 197
  917. 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:53,840
  918. I wish
  919. I could say he's more
  920.  
  921. 198
  922. 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,160
  923. the exception
  924. to the rule,
  925.  
  926. 199
  927. 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,720
  928. but what can I tell you?
  929.  
  930. 200
  931. 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,600
  932. This job attracts
  933. a strange breed.
  934.  
  935. 201
  936. 00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,720
  937. Clearly.
  938.  
  939. 202
  940. 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,240
  941. ( phone rings )
  942.  
  943. 203
  944. 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,040
  945. ( chuckles )
  946.  
  947. 204
  948. 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,280
  949. You're gonna fit in
  950. just fine.
  951.  
  952. 205
  953. 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,800
  954. Holidays are a drag, huh?
  955.  
  956. 206
  957. 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,800
  958. For some people, yes.
  959.  
  960. 207
  961. 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,400
  962. What did you do for yours?
  963.  
  964. 208
  965. 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,600
  966. Nothing.
  967.  
  968. 209
  969. 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,400
  970. Just--
  971. just went to work.
  972.  
  973. 210
  974. 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,040
  975. What?
  976. You got a job?
  977.  
  978. 211
  979. 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,760
  980. Well, my dad
  981. got it for me.
  982.  
  983. 212
  984. 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,320
  985. Kind of
  986. a consolation prize
  987.  
  988. 213
  989. 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,720
  990. for not coming
  991. to Thanksgiving.
  992.  
  993. 214
  994. 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,480
  995. But I didn't have
  996. to eat any dry turkey
  997.  
  998. 215
  999. 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,880
  1000. or talk to anyone.
  1001.  
  1002. 216
  1003. 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,080
  1004. Wonderful.
  1005.  
  1006. 217
  1007. 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:02,120
  1008. So, how's it going
  1009. with the list?
  1010.  
  1011. 218
  1012. 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,360
  1013. What list?
  1014.  
  1015. 219
  1016. 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,240
  1017. The list we talked
  1018. about last time.
  1019.  
  1020. 220
  1021. 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,880
  1022. I have no recollection
  1023. of this list.
  1024.  
  1025. 221
  1026. 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,600
  1027. You've got
  1028. a photographic memory.
  1029.  
  1030. 222
  1031. 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,400
  1032. - It's selective.
  1033. - Excuse.
  1034.  
  1035. 223
  1036. 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,560
  1037. I've been very busy.
  1038.  
  1039. 224
  1040. 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,560
  1041. Excuse.
  1042.  
  1043. 225
  1044. 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:15,960
  1045. I haven't had time to--
  1046.  
  1047. 226
  1048. 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,360
  1049. - Excuse!
  1050. - Stop saying--
  1051.  
  1052. 227
  1053. 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,600
  1054. Excuse.
  1055.  
  1056. 228
  1057. 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,840
  1058. Well, not to worry.
  1059.  
  1060. 229
  1061. 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,600
  1062. I made one for you.
  1063.  
  1064. 230
  1065. 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,440
  1066. Go on, read it.
  1067.  
  1068. 231
  1069. 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:29,880
  1070. "Go on a date."
  1071.  
  1072. 232
  1073. 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:30,840
  1074. ( laughs )
  1075.  
  1076. 233
  1077. 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,840
  1078. "Make a friend.
  1079.  
  1080. 234
  1081. 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:35,680
  1082. Spend New Year's Eve
  1083. with someone.
  1084.  
  1085. 235
  1086. 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,200
  1087. Get a pet."
  1088.  
  1089. 236
  1090. 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,200
  1091. It'll help to have something
  1092. to care for.
  1093.  
  1094. 237
  1095. 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,440
  1096. Keep going.
  1097.  
  1098. 238
  1099. 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,520
  1100. "Do something
  1101. you loved as a child."
  1102.  
  1103. 239
  1104. 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,600
  1105. Like what?
  1106.  
  1107. 240
  1108. 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:47,200
  1109. Well,
  1110. it could be anything.
  1111.  
  1112. 241
  1113. 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,000
  1114. What did you do
  1115. when you were six
  1116.  
  1117. 242
  1118. 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,160
  1119. that you don't do anymore?
  1120.  
  1121. 243
  1122. 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,280
  1123. I wrote several
  1124. strongly-worded letters
  1125.  
  1126. 244
  1127. 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:55,000
  1128. to oil companies
  1129. when I was six.
  1130.  
  1131. 245
  1132. 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,880
  1133. Wow, okay.
  1134.  
  1135. 246
  1136. 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,640
  1137. How about an indulgence
  1138.  
  1139. 247
  1140. 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:02,560
  1141. that you no longer
  1142. allow yourself?
  1143.  
  1144. 248
  1145. 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,400
  1146. I used to love
  1147. drinking cherry soda.
  1148.  
  1149. 249
  1150. 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,720
  1151. Excellent,
  1152. there you go.
  1153.  
  1154. 250
  1155. 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,640
  1156. Great, I'll drink
  1157. a cherry soda
  1158.  
  1159. 251
  1160. 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:12,200
  1161. and all my problems
  1162. will just disappear.
  1163.  
  1164. 252
  1165. 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:16,000
  1166. What's next?
  1167.  
  1168. 253
  1169. 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,120
  1170. "Read favorite book."
  1171.  
  1172. 254
  1173. 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:21,360
  1174. Ah!
  1175. Do you have one?
  1176.  
  1177. 255
  1178. 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:25,640
  1179. Yeah, "Franny and Zooey,"
  1180. Salinger.
  1181.  
  1182. 256
  1183. 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:29,240
  1184. But I don't have it.
  1185. I lent it to someone.
  1186.  
  1187. 257
  1188. 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,040
  1189. Can you get it back?
  1190.  
  1191. 258
  1192. 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,920
  1193. I don't know.
  1194.  
  1195. 259
  1196. 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,240
  1197. Well, look, just try.
  1198.  
  1199. 260
  1200. 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:37,200
  1201. See how it goes,
  1202. do what you can,
  1203.  
  1204. 261
  1205. 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,520
  1206. one at a time.
  1207.  
  1208. 262
  1209. 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,040
  1210. Why do you want me
  1211. to do this so much?
  1212.  
  1213. 263
  1214. 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,000
  1215. Because staying
  1216. at home in bed all day
  1217.  
  1218. 264
  1219. 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,360
  1220. won't make you happy.
  1221.  
  1222. 265
  1223. 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:45,760
  1224. You need to get out
  1225. and meet people,
  1226.  
  1227. 266
  1228. 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:49,040
  1229. begin some
  1230. meaningful relationships.
  1231.  
  1232. 267
  1233. 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,720
  1234. Maybe if you
  1235. put yourself out there,
  1236.  
  1237. 268
  1238. 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,400
  1239. doing things you enjoy...
  1240.  
  1241. 269
  1242. 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,680
  1243. ( keyboard clacking )
  1244.  
  1245. 270
  1246. 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:04,200
  1247. Hmm, "Franny and Zooey,"
  1248. one of my favorites.
  1249.  
  1250. 271
  1251. 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:06,600
  1252. You've got good taste.
  1253.  
  1254. 272
  1255. 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,720
  1256. Well, welcome
  1257.  
  1258. 273
  1259. 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,520
  1260. to English 303,
  1261. the Modernists.
  1262.  
  1263. 274
  1264. 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,680
  1265. I'm Professor Harrison,
  1266. and you are a bunch of kids
  1267.  
  1268. 275
  1269. 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,920
  1270. who think you already
  1271. know everything
  1272.  
  1273. 276
  1274. 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:17,960
  1275. but haven't even
  1276. got a clue
  1277.  
  1278. 277
  1279. 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,240
  1280. about what life
  1281. is really like
  1282.  
  1283. 278
  1284. 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,640
  1285. beyond the ivy walls.
  1286.  
  1287. 279
  1288. 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,680
  1289. It's banal,
  1290. nauseating carousel
  1291.  
  1292. 280
  1293. 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:25,160
  1294. of responsibility
  1295. and disappointments,
  1296.  
  1297. 281
  1298. 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,320
  1299. one after another.
  1300.  
  1301. 282
  1302. 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,960
  1303. But, my sweater
  1304. is soft and the rain
  1305.  
  1306. 283
  1307. 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,280
  1308. streaking down
  1309. the window is kinda lovely,
  1310.  
  1311. 284
  1312. 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,880
  1313. so I guess I won't
  1314. off myself just yet.
  1315.  
  1316. 285
  1317. 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,120
  1318. ( students chuckling )
  1319.  
  1320. 286
  1321. 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:38,600
  1322. The Modernists,
  1323. especially Joyce and Wolff
  1324.  
  1325. 287
  1326. 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,800
  1327. were very big
  1328. on stream of consciousness
  1329.  
  1330. 288
  1331. 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,360
  1332. techniques
  1333. in their novels,
  1334.  
  1335. 289
  1336. 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,280
  1337. and you just got
  1338. your first lesson in it.
  1339.  
  1340. 290
  1341. 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:47,600
  1342. Would anyone
  1343. like to give it a try?
  1344.  
  1345. 291
  1346. 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,800
  1347. Say whatever
  1348. pops into your mind.
  1349.  
  1350. 292
  1351. 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,480
  1352. "Franny and Zooey,"
  1353. how about you?
  1354.  
  1355. 293
  1356. 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,960
  1357. Oh, I wouldn't know
  1358. what to say.
  1359.  
  1360. 294
  1361. 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,000
  1362. It's not difficult.
  1363.  
  1364. 295
  1365. 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,320
  1366. You just start
  1367. with your name,
  1368.  
  1369. 296
  1370. 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,000
  1371. where you're from,
  1372. kinda go from there.
  1373.  
  1374. 297
  1375. 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:08,560
  1376. My name's Carrie Pilby,
  1377. I-- well I was born in London
  1378.  
  1379. 298
  1380. 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,520
  1381. but I moved to New York
  1382. when I was 12
  1383.  
  1384. 299
  1385. 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,360
  1386. just after my mom died.
  1387.  
  1388. 300
  1389. 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,440
  1390. I guess I shouldn't
  1391. have said that,
  1392.  
  1393. 301
  1394. 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,560
  1395. 'cause now everyone's
  1396. feeling weird
  1397.  
  1398. 302
  1399. 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,560
  1400. about the girl
  1401. whose mom died.
  1402.  
  1403. 303
  1404. 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,480
  1405. Like I'm Antigone
  1406. or Harry Potter,
  1407.  
  1408. 304
  1409. 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,240
  1410. or Bambi or something.
  1411.  
  1412. 305
  1413. 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:25,440
  1414. But I'm not a Greek tragedy
  1415. or a wizard.
  1416.  
  1417. 306
  1418. 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,600
  1419. ( chuckling continues )
  1420.  
  1421. 307
  1422. 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,040
  1423. And if I was a character
  1424. in a movie,
  1425.  
  1426. 308
  1427. 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:32,400
  1428. I'd like to be
  1429. Katherine Hepburn,
  1430.  
  1431. 309
  1432. 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,600
  1433. preferably in a movie
  1434. where she gives
  1435.  
  1436. 310
  1437. 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,320
  1438. Spencer Tracy
  1439. a run for his money.
  1440.  
  1441. 311
  1442. 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:39,120
  1443. But I can tell
  1444. I'm boring you now.
  1445.  
  1446. 312
  1447. 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:43,960
  1448. And this is hard,
  1449. harder than skipping
  1450. fourth and eighth grade.
  1451.  
  1452. 313
  1453. 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,080
  1454. But not as hard
  1455. as skipping second grade,
  1456.  
  1457. 314
  1458. 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,920
  1459. because going
  1460. from pencil to pen
  1461.  
  1462. 315
  1463. 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,640
  1464. - was pretty abrupt.
  1465. - ( girl chuckles )
  1466.  
  1467. 316
  1468. 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,960
  1469. Professor Harrison:
  1470. Excellent.
  1471.  
  1472. 317
  1473. 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,960
  1474. If you want to use
  1475. pencil in my class,
  1476.  
  1477. 318
  1478. 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,720
  1479. you're more
  1480. than welcome.
  1481.  
  1482. 319
  1483. 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,080
  1484. Now, anyone else
  1485. wanna give it a shot?
  1486.  
  1487. 320
  1488. 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,880
  1489. Man:
  1490. Carrie? Carrie?
  1491.  
  1492. 321
  1493. 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,280
  1494. I really believe
  1495.  
  1496. 322
  1497. 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,320
  1498. that if you do the things
  1499. on this list,
  1500.  
  1501. 323
  1502. 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:13,680
  1503. you're going to feel
  1504. a lot better about life.
  1505.  
  1506. 324
  1507. 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,760
  1508. I bet I won't.
  1509.  
  1510. 325
  1511. 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,560
  1512. So, prove it.
  1513.  
  1514. 326
  1515. 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,040
  1516. Prove to me
  1517. that I don't know how
  1518.  
  1519. 327
  1520. 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,280
  1521. to do my job.
  1522.  
  1523. 328
  1524. 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:25,480
  1525. - You're a very odd man.
  1526. - Thank you.
  1527.  
  1528. 329
  1529. 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,720
  1530. That's the nicest compliment
  1531. I've had all day.
  1532.  
  1533. 330
  1534. 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,600
  1535. Hi.
  1536.  
  1537. 331
  1538. 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,480
  1539. Davy, I would like
  1540. a goldfish, please.
  1541.  
  1542. 332
  1543. 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,200
  1544. We're having
  1545. a two-for-one special.
  1546.  
  1547. 333
  1548. 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,160
  1549. I just want one.
  1550.  
  1551. 334
  1552. 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,360
  1553. But the other one
  1554. is free.
  1555.  
  1556. 335
  1557. 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,480
  1558. They're social creatures.
  1559.  
  1560. 336
  1561. 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,760
  1562. You heard me say
  1563. I want a fish, right?
  1564.  
  1565. 337
  1566. 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,040
  1567. Not a chimpanzee.
  1568.  
  1569. 338
  1570. 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,280
  1571. Fish swim in schools.
  1572. They like company.
  1573.  
  1574. 339
  1575. 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,240
  1576. Fish swim in schools
  1577. because, evolutionarily,
  1578.  
  1579. 340
  1580. 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,320
  1581. it gives them
  1582. a better chance of surviving.
  1583.  
  1584. 341
  1585. 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,280
  1586. My fish is going
  1587. to be living
  1588.  
  1589. 342
  1590. 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:05,400
  1591. in a one bedroom
  1592. apartment,
  1593.  
  1594. 343
  1595. 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,720
  1596. not the Great Barrier Reef.
  1597.  
  1598. 344
  1599. 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,000
  1600. Fine, just
  1601. give me two fish.
  1602.  
  1603. 345
  1604. 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,680
  1605. Great!
  1606.  
  1607. 346
  1608. 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,280
  1609. Woman:
  1610. Taxi!
  1611.  
  1612. 347
  1613. 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,920
  1614. ( shutter clicks )
  1615.  
  1616. 348
  1617. 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,160
  1618. ( camera whirs )
  1619.  
  1620. 349
  1621. 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,520
  1622. Carrie:
  1623. Katherine...
  1624.  
  1625. 350
  1626. 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,720
  1627. your job
  1628. is to prove Petrov wrong.
  1629.  
  1630. 351
  1631. 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:36,320
  1632. Spencer, your job is to keep
  1633. Katherine happy.
  1634.  
  1635. 352
  1636. 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,360
  1637. ( man coughs )
  1638.  
  1639. 353
  1640. 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,720
  1641. Hey!
  1642.  
  1643. 354
  1644. 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,800
  1645. Get away from there
  1646. before I call the police!
  1647.  
  1648. 355
  1649. 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,440
  1650. Why?
  1651.  
  1652. 356
  1653. 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,160
  1654. One, because
  1655. you're clearly smoking
  1656.  
  1657. 357
  1658. 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,200
  1659. something illegal.
  1660.  
  1661. 358
  1662. 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,440
  1663. And two,
  1664. because it looks like
  1665.  
  1666. 359
  1667. 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,800
  1668. you're about to burgle
  1669. that apartment.
  1670.  
  1671. 360
  1672. 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,920
  1673. Why would I want to burgle
  1674. my own apartment?
  1675.  
  1676. 361
  1677. 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,240
  1678. - You don't live there.
  1679. - Well, then I definitely
  1680.  
  1681. 362
  1682. 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,280
  1683. - need to stop paying rent.
  1684. - No, some other guy
  1685.  
  1686. 363
  1687. 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,440
  1688. - lives there.
  1689. - Yeah, my roommate, Ted.
  1690.  
  1691. 364
  1692. 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,760
  1693. Okay, well,
  1694. if it's your apartment,
  1695.  
  1696. 365
  1697. 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,120
  1698. why do you play
  1699. your didgeridoo
  1700.  
  1701. 366
  1702. 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,160
  1703. in the street
  1704. like a crazy hippy?
  1705.  
  1706. 367
  1707. 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,640
  1708. Because Ted doesn't like me
  1709. practicing in the apartment.
  1710.  
  1711. 368
  1712. 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,640
  1713. I can't say I blame him.
  1714.  
  1715. 369
  1716. 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,520
  1717. You wanna play it?
  1718.  
  1719. 370
  1720. 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,280
  1721. It might help you relax.
  1722.  
  1723. 371
  1724. 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,840
  1725. What makes you think
  1726. I'm not relaxed?
  1727.  
  1728. 372
  1729. 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,840
  1730. When people's shoulders
  1731. aren't naturally aligned
  1732.  
  1733. 373
  1734. 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,400
  1735. with their earlobes
  1736. like that.
  1737.  
  1738. 374
  1739. 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,320
  1740. Maybe I'm cold.
  1741.  
  1742. 375
  1743. 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,560
  1744. Maybe you shouldn't make
  1745. assumptions
  1746.  
  1747. 376
  1748. 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,000
  1749. about people
  1750. you don't know.
  1751.  
  1752. 377
  1753. 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,280
  1754. Hey listen, I was just
  1755. razzing you-- I didn't--
  1756.  
  1757. 378
  1758. 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,720
  1759. ...mean anything by it.
  1760.  
  1761. 379
  1762. 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,800
  1763. I am going to work.
  1764.  
  1765. 380
  1766. 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,080
  1767. If anyone calls,
  1768. take a message.
  1769.  
  1770. 381
  1771. 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,120
  1772. ( phones ringing )
  1773.  
  1774. 382
  1775. 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:21,000
  1776. Did you just have an orgasm
  1777. over a cherry soda?
  1778.  
  1779. 383
  1780. 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:26,800
  1781. Can you just leave me
  1782. to drink my soda in peace?
  1783.  
  1784. 384
  1785. 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,000
  1786. Oh, of course, of course,
  1787.  
  1788. 385
  1789. 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:32,400
  1790. I'll let you two
  1791. have some privacy.
  1792.  
  1793. 386
  1794. 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,000
  1795. ( chuckles )
  1796.  
  1797. 387
  1798. 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,280
  1799. ( shutter clicks )
  1800.  
  1801. 388
  1802. 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,240
  1803. So, what's your deal?
  1804. Are you a student?
  1805.  
  1806. 389
  1807. 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,440
  1808. No, I graduated
  1809. last year.
  1810.  
  1811. 390
  1812. 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,160
  1813. From where?
  1814.  
  1815. 391
  1816. 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,360
  1817. Boston.
  1818.  
  1819. 392
  1820. 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,120
  1821. Boston University?
  1822.  
  1823. 393
  1824. 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,360
  1825. No, it was in
  1826. Cambridge actually.
  1827.  
  1828. 394
  1829. 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,760
  1830. Emerson, Brandeis,
  1831. Northeastern...
  1832.  
  1833. 395
  1834. 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,080
  1835. Harvard.
  1836.  
  1837. 396
  1838. 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,800
  1839. So, why don't you
  1840. just say Harvard?
  1841.  
  1842. 397
  1843. 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,960
  1844. Because when
  1845. I say Harvard,
  1846.  
  1847. 398
  1848. 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,760
  1849. people always reply
  1850. with something asinine,
  1851.  
  1852. 399
  1853. 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,160
  1854. like,
  1855. "Say something smart."
  1856.  
  1857. 400
  1858. 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,360
  1859. Hey, did you know Carrie
  1860. went to Harvard?
  1861.  
  1862. 401
  1863. 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,360
  1864. No way.
  1865. Say something smart.
  1866.  
  1867. 402
  1868. 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,040
  1869. No, no.
  1870.  
  1871. 403
  1872. 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:20,960
  1873. Seriously.
  1874.  
  1875. 404
  1876. 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,040
  1877. I think the influence
  1878.  
  1879. 405
  1880. 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,400
  1881. of Kierkegaard on Camus
  1882. is underestimated,
  1883.  
  1884. 406
  1885. 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,720
  1886. I believe Hobbes
  1887. is just Rousseau
  1888. in a dark mirror,
  1889.  
  1890. 407
  1891. 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,920
  1892. and I truly
  1893. believe with Hegel
  1894.  
  1895. 408
  1896. 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,240
  1897. that transcendence
  1898. is absorption.
  1899.  
  1900. 409
  1901. 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,240
  1902. Cool.
  1903.  
  1904. 410
  1905. 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,880
  1906. I have no idea
  1907. what you just said,
  1908.  
  1909. 411
  1910. 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,520
  1911. but you sure sound
  1912. like a friggin' genius.
  1913.  
  1914. 412
  1915. 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,080
  1916. I stole that
  1917. from "Infinite Jest"
  1918.  
  1919. 413
  1920. 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,360
  1921. by David Foster Wallace.
  1922.  
  1923. 414
  1924. 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,240
  1925. Oh, come on.
  1926. Smart and pretty?
  1927.  
  1928. 415
  1929. 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,960
  1930. You must be killing it
  1931. out there.
  1932.  
  1933. 416
  1934. 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,120
  1935. You have a boyfriend?
  1936.  
  1937. 417
  1938. 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,640
  1939. Is that really
  1940. your next question?
  1941.  
  1942. 418
  1943. 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,160
  1944. Okay, so what kind of guy
  1945. are you looking for?
  1946.  
  1947. 419
  1948. 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,640
  1949. I'm not looking
  1950. for any kind of guy.
  1951.  
  1952. 420
  1953. 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,080
  1954. So, you go for girls?
  1955.  
  1956. 421
  1957. 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,720
  1958. No, I'm not a lesbian.
  1959.  
  1960. 422
  1961. 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,320
  1962. Are you a nun?
  1963.  
  1964. 423
  1965. 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,080
  1966. Good one.
  1967.  
  1968. 424
  1969. 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,480
  1970. I can't believe
  1971. you've never had Moroccan.
  1972.  
  1973. 425
  1974. 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,080
  1975. I've always wanted
  1976. to try it.
  1977.  
  1978. 426
  1979. 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,320
  1980. And thanks
  1981. for inviting me.
  1982.  
  1983. 427
  1984. 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,400
  1985. Well,
  1986. I couldn't have you alone
  1987.  
  1988. 428
  1989. 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,880
  1990. on Thanksgiving,
  1991. now could I?
  1992.  
  1993. 429
  1994. 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,240
  1995. What, so you don't take
  1996. all your students to dinner?
  1997.  
  1998. 430
  1999. 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,040
  2000. Only my best
  2001. and brightest.
  2002.  
  2003. 431
  2004. 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,720
  2005. ( chuckles )
  2006.  
  2007. 432
  2008. 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,120
  2009. Sparkling water
  2010. for the lady,
  2011.  
  2012. 433
  2013. 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,760
  2014. and a glass of Barolo
  2015. for me, please.
  2016.  
  2017. 434
  2018. 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,480
  2019. Thank you.
  2020.  
  2021. 435
  2022. 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,560
  2023. You know...
  2024.  
  2025. 436
  2026. 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:30,320
  2027. I skipped a grade of school
  2028. growing up, too.
  2029.  
  2030. 437
  2031. 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,640
  2032. Yeah,
  2033. it was so frustrating
  2034.  
  2035. 438
  2036. 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,800
  2037. knowing
  2038. that I was smarter
  2039.  
  2040. 439
  2041. 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,240
  2042. than most
  2043. of the adults I knew,
  2044.  
  2045. 440
  2046. 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,840
  2047. and yet they still
  2048. treated me like a child.
  2049.  
  2050. 441
  2051. 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,760
  2052. I hated, absolutely hated,
  2053. being treated like a child.
  2054.  
  2055. 442
  2056. 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,840
  2057. Yeah,
  2058. I really hate that too.
  2059.  
  2060. 443
  2061. 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,760
  2062. Although,
  2063. I technically was a child
  2064.  
  2065. 444
  2066. 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,080
  2067. until fairly recently.
  2068.  
  2069. 445
  2070. 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:52,360
  2071. Yeah, but you've got
  2072. an old soul.
  2073.  
  2074. 446
  2075. 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,680
  2076. And I'm kind of young
  2077. at heart,
  2078.  
  2079. 447
  2080. 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,520
  2081. so I guess we meet
  2082. in the middle.
  2083.  
  2084. 448
  2085. 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,960
  2086. Yeah. Thanks.
  2087.  
  2088. 449
  2089. 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,280
  2090. Thank you.
  2091.  
  2092. 450
  2093. 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,440
  2094. Well, cheers.
  2095.  
  2096. 451
  2097. 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,680
  2098. - ( glasses clink )
  2099. - Cheers.
  2100.  
  2101. 452
  2102. 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,800
  2103. Oh, oh,
  2104. that's just masterful.
  2105.  
  2106. 453
  2107. 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,680
  2108. Really, really delicious.
  2109. How's your water?
  2110.  
  2111. 454
  2112. 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:16,440
  2113. It's pedestrian,
  2114. with a frothy finish.
  2115.  
  2116. 455
  2117. 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,760
  2118. Would you like
  2119. to taste my wine?
  2120.  
  2121. 456
  2122. 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,480
  2123. Okay.
  2124.  
  2125. 457
  2126. 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,400
  2127. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
  2128.  
  2129. 458
  2130. 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,160
  2131. Okay, okay.
  2132.  
  2133. 459
  2134. 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,000
  2135. First, breathe in
  2136. the bouquet.
  2137.  
  2138. 460
  2139. 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,480
  2140. All right,
  2141. now take a sip.
  2142.  
  2143. 461
  2144. 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:35,320
  2145. Let the wine
  2146. coat your tongue.
  2147.  
  2148. 462
  2149. 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,360
  2150. Really?
  2151.  
  2152. 463
  2153. 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:40,280
  2154. That looks good on you.
  2155.  
  2156. 464
  2157. 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,480
  2158. What?
  2159.  
  2160. 465
  2161. 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:45,400
  2162. The wine.
  2163. It stained your lips red.
  2164.  
  2165. 466
  2166. 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:52,960
  2167. Man #2:
  2168. It's in every single
  2169. sexual fantasy I have.
  2170.  
  2171. 467
  2172. 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,640
  2173. Things are going great,
  2174. and then right before
  2175. the main event,
  2176.  
  2177. 468
  2178. 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,960
  2179. the phone rings.
  2180.  
  2181. 469
  2182. 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,600
  2183. Man:
  2184. Do you answer it?
  2185.  
  2186. 470
  2187. 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,800
  2188. Man #2:
  2189. No, but it still
  2190. totally ruins the moment.
  2191.  
  2192. 471
  2193. 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,960
  2194. So, things
  2195. get hot and heavy,
  2196.  
  2197. 472
  2198. 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,320
  2199. but just before intercourse,
  2200. the phone rings.
  2201.  
  2202. 473
  2203. 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,600
  2204. Man #2:
  2205. And then, my penis
  2206. becomes the size of a nub.
  2207.  
  2208. 474
  2209. 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,280
  2210. It practically
  2211. disappears.
  2212.  
  2213. 475
  2214. 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,440
  2215. I'm like a Ken doll
  2216.  
  2217. 476
  2218. 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:13,440
  2219. - with no genitalia--
  2220. - Oh, uh--
  2221.  
  2222. 477
  2223. 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,880
  2224. - Good God.
  2225. - Sorry.
  2226.  
  2227. 478
  2228. 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,560
  2229. I thought I was late.
  2230.  
  2231. 479
  2232. 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,480
  2233. I'm sorry, George.
  2234.  
  2235. 480
  2236. 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,080
  2237. It is time, in fact.
  2238.  
  2239. 481
  2240. 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,160
  2241. Let's come back
  2242. to this next week, shall we?
  2243.  
  2244. 482
  2245. 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,200
  2246. Oh, we have a couple
  2247. more minutes remaining.
  2248.  
  2249. 483
  2250. 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,720
  2251. But we could tack
  2252. that onto next week?
  2253.  
  2254. 484
  2255. 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,280
  2256. Absolutely.
  2257. Thank you, George.
  2258.  
  2259. 485
  2260. 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:32,320
  2261. Okay.
  2262. Thank you, doc.
  2263.  
  2264. 486
  2265. 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,920
  2266. - Call me.
  2267. - Carrie!
  2268.  
  2269. 487
  2270. 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:36,960
  2271. Carrie!
  2272.  
  2273. 488
  2274. 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,400
  2275. That was awful.
  2276.  
  2277. 489
  2278. 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,640
  2279. And I'd appreciate
  2280. you not listening in
  2281.  
  2282. 490
  2283. 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:41,960
  2284. on my sessions.
  2285.  
  2286. 491
  2287. 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,400
  2288. Sorry, the door was just
  2289. flat enough for my...
  2290.  
  2291. 492
  2292. 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,880
  2293. for my ear.
  2294.  
  2295. 493
  2296. 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,920
  2297. Anyway, I was very eager
  2298. to get here,
  2299.  
  2300. 494
  2301. 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,480
  2302. because I have
  2303. your precious list,
  2304.  
  2305. 495
  2306. 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,880
  2307. and I'll have you
  2308. know I've already ticked
  2309.  
  2310. 496
  2311. 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,440
  2312. two things off.
  2313.  
  2314. 497
  2315. 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,280
  2316. - Really?
  2317. - Don't act so surprised.
  2318.  
  2319. 498
  2320. 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,200
  2321. I'm a very good student,
  2322. you know.
  2323.  
  2324. 499
  2325. 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,120
  2326. All right.
  2327. Well, let's hear it, then.
  2328.  
  2329. 500
  2330. 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,280
  2331. Okay, firstly...
  2332.  
  2333. 501
  2334. 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,960
  2335. I'll admit the cherry soda
  2336. was excellent.
  2337.  
  2338. 502
  2339. 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,200
  2340. Very good.
  2341.  
  2342. 503
  2343. 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,960
  2344. The jury's still out
  2345. on the goldfish.
  2346.  
  2347. 504
  2348. 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,200
  2349. They don't do much.
  2350.  
  2351. 505
  2352. 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,040
  2353. Well, when it comes
  2354. to goldfish,
  2355.  
  2356. 506
  2357. 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,080
  2358. I'd lower
  2359. my expectations.
  2360.  
  2361. 507
  2362. 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,600
  2363. Good start.
  2364.  
  2365. 508
  2366. 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:23,200
  2367. Maybe if we can focus
  2368. on some of these other things.
  2369.  
  2370. 509
  2371. 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,600
  2372. Carrie.
  2373.  
  2374. 510
  2375. 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,960
  2376. What's so great
  2377. about being happy anyway?
  2378.  
  2379. 511
  2380. 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:34,480
  2381. There are some
  2382. brilliant unhappy people.
  2383.  
  2384. 512
  2385. 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,040
  2386. Kierkegaard, Beethoven,
  2387.  
  2388. 513
  2389. 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,120
  2390. Van Gough...
  2391.  
  2392. 514
  2393. 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,680
  2394. Morrissey!
  2395.  
  2396. 515
  2397. 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:44,120
  2398. Anyway,
  2399. I'm not unhappy.
  2400.  
  2401. 516
  2402. 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,840
  2403. You'd be
  2404. a lot more convincing
  2405.  
  2406. 517
  2407. 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,760
  2408. if you could look at me
  2409. when you say that.
  2410.  
  2411. 518
  2412. 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,440
  2413. One of these days,
  2414. you should decide
  2415.  
  2416. 519
  2417. 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,120
  2418. you're going to let someone
  2419. get to know you.
  2420.  
  2421. 520
  2422. 00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:01,160
  2423. You can start
  2424. by trusting me.
  2425.  
  2426. 521
  2427. 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,600
  2428. Don't you think
  2429.  
  2430. 522
  2431. 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:03,920
  2432. that real companionship
  2433. would help?
  2434.  
  2435. 523
  2436. 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,400
  2437. What about going
  2438. on a date?
  2439.  
  2440. 524
  2441. 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,040
  2442. Any more thoughts
  2443. about that?
  2444.  
  2445. 525
  2446. 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:10,040
  2447. Why does everyone act
  2448. like sex is this magical,
  2449.  
  2450. 526
  2451. 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,240
  2452. happiness cure-all?
  2453.  
  2454. 527
  2455. 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:12,480
  2456. I didn't say anything
  2457. about sex.
  2458.  
  2459. 528
  2460. 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:13,600
  2461. Well, then,
  2462. you're the only one,
  2463.  
  2464. 529
  2465. 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,880
  2466. because it seems
  2467. to be the only thing
  2468.  
  2469. 530
  2470. 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,560
  2471. anyone talks about.
  2472.  
  2473. 531
  2474. 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,080
  2475. Who's anyone?
  2476.  
  2477. 532
  2478. 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:21,560
  2479. Well, people at work,
  2480. people I overhear in cafes.
  2481.  
  2482. 533
  2483. 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,880
  2484. That weird little perv
  2485. who was in here just now,
  2486.  
  2487. 534
  2488. 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,400
  2489. talking about
  2490. his disappearing penis.
  2491.  
  2492. 535
  2493. 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,640
  2494. Please, leave him
  2495. out of this.
  2496.  
  2497. 536
  2498. 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,920
  2499. Why can't I go into
  2500. a grocery store
  2501.  
  2502. 537
  2503. 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,360
  2504. without being
  2505. accosted by headlines
  2506.  
  2507. 538
  2508. 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,800
  2509. claiming 101 ways
  2510. to have an orgasm.
  2511.  
  2512. 539
  2513. 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,840
  2514. Wouldn't 50 three-ways
  2515. be sufficient?
  2516.  
  2517. 540
  2518. 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,360
  2519. Wouldn't-- wouldn't one?
  2520.  
  2521. 541
  2522. 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:43,240
  2523. Well, it's true that sex
  2524. is a big part of adult life.
  2525.  
  2526. 542
  2527. 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,640
  2528. If it weren't,
  2529. the human population
  2530.  
  2531. 543
  2532. 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:45,600
  2533. would die out.
  2534.  
  2535. 544
  2536. 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:46,680
  2537. But it doesn't mean
  2538.  
  2539. 545
  2540. 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,000
  2541. that everyone
  2542. is sex obsessed.
  2543.  
  2544. 546
  2545. 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,720
  2546. It may seem
  2547. like that to you now,
  2548.  
  2549. 547
  2550. 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,240
  2551. but I would gather
  2552. that if you were older
  2553.  
  2554. 548
  2555. 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:54,520
  2556. and had more experience,
  2557. it wouldn't seem as glaring.
  2558.  
  2559. 549
  2560. 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,800
  2561. What makes you think
  2562.  
  2563. 550
  2564. 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,840
  2565. that I'm not
  2566. sexually experienced?
  2567.  
  2568. 551
  2569. 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,360
  2570. Are you?
  2571.  
  2572. 552
  2573. 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,880
  2574. I can have opinions
  2575.  
  2576. 553
  2577. 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:05,240
  2578. regardless of whether
  2579. I myself have had sex.
  2580.  
  2581. 554
  2582. 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,160
  2583. True,
  2584. but it's hard to comment
  2585.  
  2586. 555
  2587. 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,200
  2588. on what it's like
  2589. to fly in an airplane
  2590.  
  2591. 556
  2592. 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,960
  2593. if you've never been
  2594. off the ground.
  2595.  
  2596. 557
  2597. 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,600
  2598. However,
  2599. if you have had
  2600. sexual experiences,
  2601.  
  2602. 558
  2603. 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,640
  2604. and you want
  2605. to discuss them--
  2606.  
  2607. 559
  2608. 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,480
  2609. No thanks.
  2610. Ew.
  2611.  
  2612. 560
  2613. 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,480
  2614. Anyway, you can't just
  2615. go on a date.
  2616.  
  2617. 561
  2618. 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,160
  2619. You have to be asked.
  2620.  
  2621. 562
  2622. 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,680
  2623. Not necessarily.
  2624.  
  2625. 563
  2626. 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:30,400
  2627. I refuse to troll
  2628. the Internet for a date.
  2629.  
  2630. 564
  2631. 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,440
  2632. I don't know,
  2633. You just might end up
  2634.  
  2635. 565
  2636. 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,040
  2637. having the most fun
  2638. you've ever had.
  2639.  
  2640. 566
  2641. 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,520
  2642. Or I 'll end up
  2643. locked in a crate
  2644.  
  2645. 567
  2646. 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:37,760
  2647. and shipped overseas
  2648.  
  2649. 568
  2650. 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,400
  2651. to be
  2652. a Saudi prince's sex slave.
  2653.  
  2654. 569
  2655. 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,400
  2656. My guess is
  2657. it'll probably end up
  2658.  
  2659. 570
  2660. 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,160
  2661. being somewhere
  2662. in between the two.
  2663.  
  2664. 571
  2665. 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:51,200
  2666. "Single male
  2667. seeks adventurous woman
  2668.  
  2669. 572
  2670. 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,840
  2671. into hiking..."
  2672. Blah, blah.
  2673.  
  2674. 573
  2675. 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,760
  2676. "Single male, 76."
  2677.  
  2678. 574
  2679. 00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,320
  2680. No.
  2681.  
  2682. 575
  2683. 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:04,760
  2684. "Single white male,
  2685. engaged and confused.
  2686.  
  2687. 576
  2688. 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,120
  2689. Due to be married,
  2690. but want to test
  2691.  
  2692. 577
  2693. 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,720
  2694. the waters first."
  2695.  
  2696. 578
  2697. 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,120
  2698. ( scoffs )
  2699.  
  2700. 579
  2701. 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:14,520
  2702. That has to be the most
  2703. inappropriate ad ever posted.
  2704.  
  2705. 580
  2706. 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,640
  2707. All right.
  2708. ( clears throat )
  2709.  
  2710. 581
  2711. 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,920
  2712. ( dialing )
  2713.  
  2714. 582
  2715. 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,080
  2716. I do not need
  2717. to be judged by you
  2718.  
  2719. 583
  2720. 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:22,120
  2721. right now, Katherine.
  2722.  
  2723. 584
  2724. 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:24,760
  2725. Petrov said,
  2726. "Go on a date."
  2727.  
  2728. 585
  2729. 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:28,360
  2730. He didn't say it couldn't be
  2731. to rat out a cheat.
  2732.  
  2733. 586
  2734. 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:31,960
  2735. I could find out
  2736. the name of his fiancée
  2737.  
  2738. 587
  2739. 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,640
  2740. and warn her. Huh?
  2741.  
  2742. 588
  2743. 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,480
  2744. Kill two birds
  2745. with one stone.
  2746.  
  2747. 589
  2748. 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,720
  2749. Cross off the list,
  2750.  
  2751. 590
  2752. 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,040
  2753. and catch a hypocrite
  2754. in the act.
  2755.  
  2756. 591
  2757. 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,520
  2758. ( dials )
  2759.  
  2760. 592
  2761. 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,160
  2762. ( phone rings )
  2763.  
  2764. 593
  2765. 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,640
  2766. Shh.
  2767. It's ringing.
  2768.  
  2769. 594
  2770. 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,080
  2771. ( ringing continues )
  2772.  
  2773. 595
  2774. 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,520
  2775. Man on recording:
  2776. Hello, this is Matt.
  2777.  
  2778. 596
  2779. 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,560
  2780. Please leave a message.
  2781.  
  2782. 597
  2783. 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,880
  2784. ( beeps )
  2785.  
  2786. 598
  2787. 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,640
  2788. Hi, Matt.
  2789.  
  2790. 599
  2791. 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,640
  2792. You sound
  2793. really, really cute.
  2794.  
  2795. 600
  2796. 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,640
  2797. I sympathize
  2798. fully with your situation.
  2799.  
  2800. 601
  2801. 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,520
  2802. I'm dating
  2803. this great guy,
  2804.  
  2805. 602
  2806. 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,920
  2807. but there's
  2808. just no chemistry
  2809.  
  2810. 603
  2811. 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,760
  2812. and I wanna see
  2813. if I'm right.
  2814.  
  2815. 604
  2816. 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,000
  2817. When I saw your ad,
  2818. I thought, well,
  2819.  
  2820. 605
  2821. 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,360
  2822. this could be discreet way
  2823. to find out.
  2824.  
  2825. 606
  2826. 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,320
  2827. Like you said.
  2828.  
  2829. 607
  2830. 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:14,400
  2831. My name is...
  2832.  
  2833. 608
  2834. 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,400
  2835. Gloria Patch.
  2836.  
  2837. 609
  2838. 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,000
  2839. Gloria Patch.
  2840.  
  2841. 610
  2842. 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,160
  2843. ( mouthing words )
  2844. What?
  2845.  
  2846. 611
  2847. 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,240
  2848. Are last names
  2849. even allowed?
  2850.  
  2851. 612
  2852. 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,720
  2853. Maybe that wasn't
  2854. so discreet.
  2855.  
  2856. 613
  2857. 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,200
  2858. So yeah,
  2859. just Gloria.
  2860.  
  2861. 614
  2862. 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,760
  2863. Call me
  2864. and we'll go on a date.
  2865.  
  2866. 615
  2867. 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,240
  2868. Bye!
  2869.  
  2870. 616
  2871. 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,360
  2872. Okay, that went well.
  2873.  
  2874. 617
  2875. 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:36,160
  2876. Thanks for the support.
  2877.  
  2878. 618
  2879. 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,240
  2880. What do you mean
  2881. I didn't leave my number?
  2882.  
  2883. 619
  2884. 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,960
  2885. Damn it!
  2886.  
  2887. 620
  2888. 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,960
  2889. ( phone ringing )
  2890.  
  2891. 621
  2892. 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,440
  2893. Hello?
  2894.  
  2895. 622
  2896. 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,920
  2897. Matt:
  2898. Is-- is that Gloria?
  2899.  
  2900. 623
  2901. 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,000
  2902. Who?
  2903.  
  2904. 624
  2905. 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,720
  2906. Oh, yes.
  2907. Yes, it is.
  2908.  
  2909. 625
  2910. 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,960
  2911. This is Matt,
  2912. you just called me?
  2913.  
  2914. 626
  2915. 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:02,960
  2916. So I did.
  2917.  
  2918. 627
  2919. 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,960
  2920. But I didn't leave
  2921. my number.
  2922.  
  2923. 628
  2924. 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,040
  2925. Oh, it came up
  2926. on my phone.
  2927.  
  2928. 629
  2929. 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,600
  2930. Oh, cool.
  2931.  
  2932. 630
  2933. 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,880
  2934. You sound really great.
  2935.  
  2936. 631
  2937. 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,800
  2938. - Thanks.
  2939. - So...
  2940.  
  2941. 632
  2942. 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:20,480
  2943. would you like to meet
  2944. somewhere or something?
  2945.  
  2946. 633
  2947. 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:21,800
  2948. Sure.
  2949.  
  2950. 634
  2951. 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,360
  2952. How about 12:30
  2953.  
  2954. 635
  2955. 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,760
  2956. at Añejo on 28th?
  2957.  
  2958. 636
  2959. 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,360
  2960. It's very nice,
  2961. very atmospheric
  2962.  
  2963. 637
  2964. 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,160
  2965. and very public.
  2966.  
  2967. 638
  2968. 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,400
  2969. Well, I don't want
  2970. too public.
  2971.  
  2972. 639
  2973. 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,880
  2974. No, no.
  2975. Of course.
  2976.  
  2977. 640
  2978. 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,760
  2979. Well, it's not so public
  2980. that you would be outed,
  2981.  
  2982. 641
  2983. 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,320
  2984. but public enough
  2985. that you wouldn't be able
  2986.  
  2987. 642
  2988. 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,960
  2989. to kill me
  2990. without witnesses.
  2991.  
  2992. 643
  2993. 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:45,040
  2994. Okay. Okay, well,
  2995. that sounds good.
  2996.  
  2997. 644
  2998. 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,040
  2999. Okay, great, bye.
  3000.  
  3001. 645
  3002. 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:55,800
  3003. What does one wear
  3004. to expose a cheater?
  3005.  
  3006. 646
  3007. 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,400
  3008. Not that.
  3009.  
  3010. 647
  3011. 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,040
  3012. ( gasps )
  3013. Jesus!
  3014.  
  3015. 648
  3016. 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,600
  3017. You scared
  3018. the crap out of me.
  3019.  
  3020. 649
  3021. 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,120
  3022. How long have you
  3023. been standing there?
  3024.  
  3025. 650
  3026. 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,360
  3027. No time at all.
  3028. I was just about to knock.
  3029.  
  3030. 651
  3031. 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:08,040
  3032. Look, I just wanted
  3033. to apologize
  3034.  
  3035. 652
  3036. 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,120
  3037. about what I said
  3038. the other day
  3039.  
  3040. 653
  3041. 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,560
  3042. about you not
  3043. being relaxed.
  3044.  
  3045. 654
  3046. 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,600
  3047. You're right,
  3048. I don't know you
  3049.  
  3050. 655
  3051. 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,840
  3052. and I shouldn't have
  3053. judged.
  3054.  
  3055. 656
  3056. 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,680
  3057. I'm Cy.
  3058.  
  3059. 657
  3060. 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,800
  3061. Okay, well,
  3062. apology accepted, I guess.
  3063.  
  3064. 658
  3065. 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,200
  3066. Carrie.
  3067.  
  3068. 659
  3069. 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,720
  3070. I thought maybe
  3071. I could invite you
  3072.  
  3073. 660
  3074. 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:25,800
  3075. to dinner or something.
  3076.  
  3077. 661
  3078. 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,000
  3079. - What for?
  3080. - I don't know,
  3081.  
  3082. 662
  3083. 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:27,960
  3084. I thought it might be fun.
  3085.  
  3086. 663
  3087. 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,320
  3088. - Fun?
  3089. - Yeah, fun.
  3090.  
  3091. 664
  3092. 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,880
  3093. You've heard
  3094. of the concept?
  3095.  
  3096. 665
  3097. 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,920
  3098. I'm familiar
  3099. with it, yeah.
  3100.  
  3101. 666
  3102. 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,400
  3103. One of the things
  3104. that people do
  3105.  
  3106. 667
  3107. 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,840
  3108. and they indulge in it
  3109. to divert themselves
  3110.  
  3111. 668
  3112. 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,960
  3113. from the true realities
  3114. of existence.
  3115.  
  3116. 669
  3117. 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,520
  3118. Well, look--
  3119.  
  3120. 670
  3121. 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,120
  3122. If you ever feel like
  3123. leaving your apartment--
  3124.  
  3125. 671
  3126. 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,760
  3127. - Just--
  3128. - What the hell is that
  3129. supposed to mean?
  3130.  
  3131. 672
  3132. 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,120
  3133. Nothing, just--
  3134.  
  3135. 673
  3136. 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:48,840
  3137. You have a reputation
  3138. around here
  3139.  
  3140. 674
  3141. 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,120
  3142. for being a bit
  3143. of a hermit.
  3144.  
  3145. 675
  3146. 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,560
  3147. Is that right?
  3148.  
  3149. 676
  3150. 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:53,920
  3151. Well, if you don't mind,
  3152.  
  3153. 677
  3154. 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,680
  3155. I'm actually just going
  3156. now to meet someone.
  3157.  
  3158. 678
  3159. 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,120
  3160. A male someone.
  3161.  
  3162. 679
  3163. 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,640
  3164. See how I'm leaving
  3165. the apartment?
  3166.  
  3167. 680
  3168. 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:00,800
  3169. I see, yeah.
  3170.  
  3171. 681
  3172. 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,040
  3173. You might want
  3174. to spread the word.
  3175.  
  3176. 682
  3177. 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,280
  3178. Oh, I'll definitely
  3179. do that.
  3180.  
  3181. 683
  3182. 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,200
  3183. Good.
  3184.  
  3185. 684
  3186. 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,720
  3187. And Carrie--
  3188.  
  3189. 685
  3190. 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,840
  3191. got some lipstick
  3192. on your teeth.
  3193.  
  3194. 686
  3195. 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,480
  3196. ( scoffs )
  3197.  
  3198. 687
  3199. 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,320
  3200. I hate it
  3201. when that happens.
  3202.  
  3203. 688
  3204. 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,080
  3205. Hey, party of one?
  3206.  
  3207. 689
  3208. 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:27,280
  3209. No, actually, two.
  3210. I'm meeting someone.
  3211.  
  3212. 690
  3213. 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:31,200
  3214. Really?
  3215. Like, a man?
  3216.  
  3217. 691
  3218. 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,800
  3219. Yeah, a man.
  3220.  
  3221. 692
  3222. 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:34,880
  3223. Okay, cool.
  3224.  
  3225. 693
  3226. 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,400
  3227. Just look around
  3228. and see if he's here.
  3229.  
  3230. 694
  3231. 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:41,560
  3232. Well, I haven't actually
  3233. met him before.
  3234.  
  3235. 695
  3236. 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,240
  3237. I see.
  3238.  
  3239. 696
  3240. 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:46,080
  3241. But I know his name.
  3242. It's Matt.
  3243.  
  3244. 697
  3245. 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,200
  3246. Matt.
  3247.  
  3248. 698
  3249. 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,800
  3250. Yeah, I think
  3251. I know who he is.
  3252.  
  3253. 699
  3254. 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,760
  3255. - Uh, um--
  3256. - Gloria--
  3257.  
  3258. 700
  3259. 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:55,960
  3260. Sorry.
  3261.  
  3262. 701
  3263. 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:56,920
  3264. That's okay.
  3265.  
  3266. 702
  3267. 00:31:58,720 --> 00:31:59,920
  3268. ( chuckles )
  3269.  
  3270. 703
  3271. 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,640
  3272. There.
  3273.  
  3274. 704
  3275. 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,800
  3276. - Hi.
  3277. - Hi.
  3278.  
  3279. 705
  3280. 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,480
  3281. Hi.
  3282.  
  3283. 706
  3284. 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,040
  3285. ( clears throat )
  3286.  
  3287. 707
  3288. 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,560
  3289. Wow.
  3290.  
  3291. 708
  3292. 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,920
  3293. You're just, uh...
  3294.  
  3295. 709
  3296. 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:22,080
  3297. You're much more beautiful
  3298. than I had expected.
  3299.  
  3300. 710
  3301. 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,920
  3302. Am I?
  3303.  
  3304. 711
  3305. 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,600
  3306. Yeah, I thought
  3307. I would only get
  3308.  
  3309. 712
  3310. 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,000
  3311. desperate ogresses
  3312.  
  3313. 713
  3314. 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,120
  3315. applying to an ad
  3316. in the "Village Rag,"
  3317.  
  3318. 714
  3319. 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,160
  3320. let alone a woman
  3321. who's into literature.
  3322.  
  3323. 715
  3324. 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,320
  3325. How did you know
  3326. I'm into literature?
  3327.  
  3328. 716
  3329. 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,680
  3330. Gloria Patch...
  3331.  
  3332. 717
  3333. 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,040
  3334. from Fitzgerald's
  3335. underrated masterpiece,
  3336.  
  3337. 718
  3338. 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,360
  3339. "The Beautiful
  3340. and the Damned"?
  3341.  
  3342. 719
  3343. 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,000
  3344. Okay.
  3345.  
  3346. 720
  3347. 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,920
  3348. I'm a massive geek, sorry.
  3349.  
  3350. 721
  3351. 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:48,480
  3352. Oh, don't be sorry.
  3353. You won't beat me for geekdom.
  3354.  
  3355. 722
  3356. 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,960
  3357. I'll take that challenge.
  3358.  
  3359. 723
  3360. 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,320
  3361. - You're on.
  3362. - Okay.
  3363.  
  3364. 724
  3365. 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:55,360
  3366. Should we order
  3367. some drinks?
  3368.  
  3369. 725
  3370. 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:59,680
  3371. I'll just stick to water.
  3372. Not to be a spoilsport.
  3373.  
  3374. 726
  3375. 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:03,440
  3376. No, actually,
  3377. I don't drink either.
  3378.  
  3379. 727
  3380. 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,080
  3381. I never saw
  3382. the point of it.
  3383.  
  3384. 728
  3385. 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,400
  3386. Oh, well, in my case,
  3387. it would be illegal.
  3388.  
  3389. 729
  3390. 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:11,800
  3391. Really?
  3392. How-- how old are you?
  3393.  
  3394. 730
  3395. 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,800
  3396. - Nineteen.
  3397. - Wow.
  3398.  
  3399. 731
  3400. 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,480
  3401. So, you--
  3402. you're a student?
  3403.  
  3404. 732
  3405. 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,840
  3406. Ex. I graduated
  3407. Harvard last year.
  3408.  
  3409. 733
  3410. 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,640
  3411. No way,
  3412. I went to M.I.T.
  3413.  
  3414. 734
  3415. 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,560
  3416. - Did you?
  3417. - Mathematics.
  3418.  
  3419. 735
  3420. 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,600
  3421. Hang on,
  3422. so you must have been 18
  3423.  
  3424. 736
  3425. 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:26,760
  3426. when you graduated?
  3427.  
  3428. 737
  3429. 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,880
  3430. That math degree
  3431. came in handy, huh?
  3432.  
  3433. 738
  3434. 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,400
  3435. Well, that was a little thing
  3436. called subtraction.
  3437.  
  3438. 739
  3439. 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,120
  3440. Have you guys decided?
  3441.  
  3442. 740
  3443. 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,720
  3444. I'll just--
  3445. a quesadilla with water.
  3446.  
  3447. 741
  3448. 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:42,880
  3449. And I'll have a diet Coke
  3450. and a cheese enchilada.
  3451.  
  3452. 742
  3453. 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,800
  3454. Great.
  3455. I'll take your menus.
  3456.  
  3457. 743
  3458. 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,880
  3459. Coming up.
  3460.  
  3461. 744
  3462. 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,520
  3463. A diet Coke?
  3464.  
  3465. 745
  3466. 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,720
  3467. Yeah, I'm just trying
  3468.  
  3469. 746
  3470. 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,600
  3471. to keep the weight off
  3472. before the...
  3473.  
  3474. 747
  3475. 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:58,000
  3476. Yeah, so, I'm surprised
  3477.  
  3478. 748
  3479. 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,680
  3480. that someone from Harvard
  3481. reads the personals.
  3482.  
  3483. 749
  3484. 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,720
  3485. How else
  3486. should I find a man?
  3487.  
  3488. 750
  3489. 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,080
  3490. Wait for our eyes
  3491. to meet
  3492.  
  3493. 751
  3494. 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,480
  3495. while trying to solve
  3496. Fermat's theorem?
  3497.  
  3498. 752
  3499. 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:10,320
  3500. Well, Fermat's
  3501. was already solved in 1994.
  3502.  
  3503. 753
  3504. 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,200
  3505. Well, one nil to you.
  3506.  
  3507. 754
  3508. 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,080
  3509. ( chuckles )
  3510.  
  3511. 755
  3512. 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,880
  3513. - Asshat.
  3514. - Shit for brains.
  3515.  
  3516. 756
  3517. 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,560
  3518. Woman:
  3519. Dwayne, Joshua...
  3520.  
  3521. 757
  3522. 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,920
  3523. I just used
  3524. to get called dork.
  3525.  
  3526. 758
  3527. 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,480
  3528. We actually had a kid
  3529. whose last name was Dork.
  3530.  
  3531. 759
  3532. 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,360
  3533. But it didn't
  3534. really hurt him, though.
  3535.  
  3536. 760
  3537. 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,240
  3538. He was way
  3539. too good-looking.
  3540.  
  3541. 761
  3542. 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:29,440
  3543. Well, luckily, he didn't have
  3544. a first name like Dick.
  3545.  
  3546. 762
  3547. 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,240
  3548. It was Dick,
  3549. his first name.
  3550.  
  3551. 763
  3552. 00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:35,040
  3553. Dick Dork was a person's name
  3554. that you knew?
  3555.  
  3556. 764
  3557. 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,920
  3558. - Dick Dork.
  3559. - Well, I'm gonna have to come
  3560. to your apartment
  3561.  
  3562. 765
  3563. 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,120
  3564. and look at your yearbooks
  3565.  
  3566. 766
  3567. 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,320
  3568. to make sure
  3569. you're not lying to me.
  3570.  
  3571. 767
  3572. 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,280
  3573. Oh, yeah?
  3574.  
  3575. 768
  3576. 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,600
  3577. Yeah.
  3578.  
  3579. 769
  3580. 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,760
  3581. Was it just me
  3582. or did you find
  3583.  
  3584. 770
  3585. 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,560
  3586. everyone in high school
  3587. stultifying?
  3588.  
  3589. 771
  3590. 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,320
  3591. Yes, in fact
  3592. if you used that word,
  3593.  
  3594. 772
  3595. 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:51,800
  3596. "stultifying,"
  3597. in front of them,
  3598.  
  3599. 773
  3600. 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,120
  3601. they would have shouted
  3602. SAT word!
  3603.  
  3604. 774
  3605. 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,240
  3606. - SAT word!
  3607. - Yes.
  3608.  
  3609. 775
  3610. 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,240
  3611. - I remember that.
  3612. - Yeah?
  3613.  
  3614. 776
  3615. 00:34:57,240 --> 00:35:00,280
  3616. And the teachers
  3617. were lousy too.
  3618.  
  3619. 777
  3620. 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,560
  3621. Well, actually,
  3622.  
  3623. 778
  3624. 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,240
  3625. two of them
  3626. are coming to my wedding.
  3627.  
  3628. 779
  3629. 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,840
  3630. ( clears throat )
  3631.  
  3632. 780
  3633. 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,240
  3634. What are you doing?
  3635.  
  3636. 781
  3637. 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,400
  3638. Oh, nothing,
  3639. I was just playing
  3640.  
  3641. 782
  3642. 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,880
  3643. - with my napkin--
  3644. - No, no, no.
  3645.  
  3646. 783
  3647. 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,400
  3648. What are you doing here?
  3649. I mean, what's with the ad?
  3650.  
  3651. 784
  3652. 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,440
  3653. Oh, uh...
  3654.  
  3655. 785
  3656. 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,480
  3657. My fiancée
  3658. and I got together
  3659.  
  3660. 786
  3661. 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,200
  3662. when we were
  3663. really young,
  3664.  
  3665. 787
  3666. 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,440
  3667. and I love her.
  3668.  
  3669. 788
  3670. 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,720
  3671. I do, but I--
  3672.  
  3673. 789
  3674. 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,360
  3675. I just sometimes think
  3676. something's missing,
  3677.  
  3678. 790
  3679. 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:40,000
  3680. and I don't wanna do
  3681. the wrong thing,
  3682.  
  3683. 791
  3684. 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:45,760
  3685. so I'm just
  3686. looking for clarity.
  3687.  
  3688. 792
  3689. 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,960
  3690. Does that make any sense
  3691.  
  3692. 793
  3693. 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
  3694. or do I just sound like
  3695. a total dick?
  3696.  
  3697. 794
  3698. 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,680
  3699. The two aren't necessarily
  3700. mutually exclusive.
  3701.  
  3702. 795
  3703. 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,360
  3704. When's the big day?
  3705.  
  3706. 796
  3707. 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,080
  3708. February 4th.
  3709.  
  3710. 797
  3711. 00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,160
  3712. Oh, excuse me!
  3713.  
  3714. 798
  3715. 00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,200
  3716. Hey!
  3717.  
  3718. 799
  3719. 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,280
  3720. ( coughs )
  3721. I'm choking!
  3722.  
  3723. 800
  3724. 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,840
  3725. Oh, I thought
  3726. you didn't drink.
  3727.  
  3728. 801
  3729. 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,000
  3730. and I thought
  3731. you'd be a creep.
  3732.  
  3733. 802
  3734. 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,320
  3735. Would that have helped?
  3736.  
  3737. 803
  3738. 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:09,880
  3739. Frankly, yes.
  3740.  
  3741. 804
  3742. 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,520
  3743. I came here with the intention
  3744. of exposing you.
  3745.  
  3746. 805
  3747. 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,480
  3748. What do you mean?
  3749.  
  3750. 806
  3751. 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,000
  3752. I read your ad,
  3753.  
  3754. 807
  3755. 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,920
  3756. and as a member
  3757. of the female gender
  3758.  
  3759. 808
  3760. 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,280
  3761. and people
  3762. with integrity everywhere,
  3763.  
  3764. 809
  3765. 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,640
  3766. it pissed me off.
  3767.  
  3768. 810
  3769. 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,920
  3770. So, I thought
  3771. I'd make a date with you,
  3772.  
  3773. 811
  3774. 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,400
  3775. find out about
  3776. your girlfriend,
  3777.  
  3778. 812
  3779. 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,440
  3780. and then tell her
  3781. she's about to marry a cheat.
  3782.  
  3783. 813
  3784. 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,040
  3785. - Oh, my God.
  3786. - What do you expect?
  3787.  
  3788. 814
  3789. 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,480
  3790. You're getting married
  3791. in two months,
  3792.  
  3793. 815
  3794. 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,520
  3795. you're trying to meet girls
  3796. in classified ads.
  3797.  
  3798. 816
  3799. 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,760
  3800. - That--
  3801. - I thought I'd find
  3802. a narcissistic rat bag,
  3803.  
  3804. 817
  3805. 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:41,520
  3806. not some handsome,
  3807. charming, smart--
  3808.  
  3809. 818
  3810. 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,480
  3811. you need to be
  3812. honest with her.
  3813.  
  3814. 819
  3815. 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,400
  3816. I know, I know.
  3817. You're right and I--
  3818.  
  3819. 820
  3820. 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,720
  3821. I just want
  3822. to be clear about
  3823.  
  3824. 821
  3825. 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:51,320
  3826. how I'm feeling
  3827. before I do that.
  3828.  
  3829. 822
  3830. 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,240
  3831. Are you clearer now?
  3832.  
  3833. 823
  3834. 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,360
  3835. No.
  3836.  
  3837. 824
  3838. 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,960
  3839. Well, I'm glad
  3840. to have helped.
  3841.  
  3842. 825
  3843. 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:07,800
  3844. Good luck
  3845. with the nuptials...
  3846.  
  3847. 826
  3848. 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,040
  3849. I guess.
  3850.  
  3851. 827
  3852. 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,440
  3853. Or not.
  3854.  
  3855. 828
  3856. 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:16,880
  3857. Woman:
  3858. Oh, yeah.
  3859.  
  3860. 829
  3861. 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,120
  3862. You liked him,
  3863. didn't you?
  3864.  
  3865. 830
  3866. 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,120
  3867. Whether I did or not
  3868. is irrelevant.
  3869.  
  3870. 831
  3871. 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,200
  3872. He's engaged.
  3873. And that is that.
  3874.  
  3875. 832
  3876. 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,920
  3877. You should definitely
  3878. see him again.
  3879.  
  3880. 833
  3881. 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,400
  3882. What is it about
  3883. the word engaged
  3884.  
  3885. 834
  3886. 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,000
  3887. - that you don't get?
  3888. - He's not even married yet.
  3889.  
  3890. 835
  3891. 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:30,920
  3892. What's the problem?
  3893.  
  3894. 836
  3895. 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,880
  3896. Even if he were married,
  3897. who cares?
  3898.  
  3899. 837
  3900. 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:33,840
  3901. I care!
  3902.  
  3903. 838
  3904. 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:34,800
  3905. I try very hard
  3906.  
  3907. 839
  3908. 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,400
  3909. not to be engaged
  3910. in activities
  3911.  
  3912. 840
  3913. 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,240
  3914. that are harmful
  3915. to myself or others.
  3916.  
  3917. 841
  3918. 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:40,080
  3919. Okay, you don't think
  3920. it's gonna hurt you
  3921.  
  3922. 842
  3923. 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,840
  3924. to not get to hang out
  3925. with someone you like?
  3926.  
  3927. 843
  3928. 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,000
  3929. You don't think
  3930. it hurts to deny yourself
  3931.  
  3932. 844
  3933. 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,560
  3934. the possibility of love?
  3935.  
  3936. 845
  3937. 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,640
  3938. Okay, next time
  3939. you see Matt,
  3940.  
  3941. 846
  3942. 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,400
  3943. ask him
  3944. his fiancée's middle name.
  3945.  
  3946. 847
  3947. 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,160
  3948. There won't be
  3949. a next time.
  3950.  
  3951. 848
  3952. 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,400
  3953. Why?
  3954.  
  3955. 849
  3956. 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,400
  3957. Because guys
  3958. don't usually
  3959.  
  3960. 850
  3961. 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,080
  3962. pay attention
  3963. to details like that.
  3964.  
  3965. 851
  3966. 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,160
  3967. But if they're in love,
  3968. they do.
  3969.  
  3970. 852
  3971. 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,240
  3972. They've been
  3973. together forever,
  3974.  
  3975. 853
  3976. 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,760
  3977. of course he's gonna know
  3978. her middle name.
  3979.  
  3980. 854
  3981. 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,320
  3982. So, it's a good test
  3983. then, isn't it?
  3984.  
  3985. 855
  3986. 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,080
  3987. And if he doesn't know it,
  3988. I'd say he's fair game.
  3989.  
  3990. 856
  3991. 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,200
  3992. Yo, yo, yo.
  3993. What's up?
  3994.  
  3995. 857
  3996. 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,960
  3997. What are you guys--
  3998. what are you talking about?
  3999.  
  4000. 858
  4001. 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,200
  4002. Oh, you know,
  4003. clothes, makeup, boys.
  4004.  
  4005. 859
  4006. 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,800
  4007. Hmm.
  4008. Sorry I missed that.
  4009.  
  4010. 860
  4011. 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:25,520
  4012. So, are you going to see
  4013. the legend tomorrow night?
  4014.  
  4015. 861
  4016. 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,800
  4017. Who?
  4018.  
  4019. 862
  4020. 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:31,960
  4021. My recently ex-boyfriend
  4022. is playing a gig at Natto's.
  4023.  
  4024. 863
  4025. 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,920
  4026. Why is he your ex?
  4027.  
  4028. 864
  4029. 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,760
  4030. Because he chose
  4031. to go off with some whore,
  4032.  
  4033. 865
  4034. 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,040
  4035. that's why.
  4036.  
  4037. 866
  4038. 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,160
  4039. And she is so not
  4040. his type.
  4041.  
  4042. 867
  4043. 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,880
  4044. Yeah, he much prefers sluts
  4045. to whores.
  4046.  
  4047. 868
  4048. 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,440
  4049. What's his name?
  4050.  
  4051. 869
  4052. 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,920
  4053. His name is Dex
  4054. and he's a jerk.
  4055.  
  4056. 870
  4057. 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,160
  4058. But he's amazing.
  4059.  
  4060. 871
  4061. 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,160
  4062. Like, his tongue
  4063. should be registered
  4064.  
  4065. 872
  4066. 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,320
  4067. as a national treasure.
  4068.  
  4069. 873
  4070. 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:57,400
  4071. ( chokes )
  4072.  
  4073. 874
  4074. 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,880
  4075. Hey, you should come.
  4076.  
  4077. 875
  4078. 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,640
  4079. Douglas:
  4080. You-- you should totally go.
  4081.  
  4082. 876
  4083. 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,680
  4084. Sure, why not?
  4085.  
  4086. 877
  4087. 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,640
  4088. Hey,
  4089. that's my philosophy too.
  4090.  
  4091. 878
  4092. 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,640
  4093. Thank you so much
  4094. for going.
  4095.  
  4096. 879
  4097. 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,680
  4098. I cannot watch
  4099. another Dex show.
  4100.  
  4101. 880
  4102. 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:17,160
  4103. ♪ Never really
  4104. felt bad about it ♪
  4105.  
  4106. 881
  4107. 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:21,840
  4108. ♪ As we drank deep
  4109. from the lie ♪
  4110.  
  4111. 882
  4112. 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,600
  4113. ♪ 'Cause I felt
  4114. melting magnets... ♪
  4115.  
  4116. 883
  4117. 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,560
  4118. Uh, hi.
  4119. Vodka, straight up.
  4120.  
  4121. 884
  4122. 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,640
  4123. Actually,
  4124. what's the one
  4125.  
  4126. 885
  4127. 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:29,920
  4128. all
  4129. the sorority girls drink,
  4130.  
  4131. 886
  4132. 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,320
  4133. the one that makes
  4134. you really drunk?
  4135.  
  4136. 887
  4137. 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,600
  4138. - Oh, rum.
  4139. - Rum, double.
  4140.  
  4141. 888
  4142. 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:34,600
  4143. I.D.?
  4144.  
  4145. 889
  4146. 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,480
  4147. Can I-- can I give you
  4148. my I.Q. instead?
  4149.  
  4150. 890
  4151. 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,560
  4152. 185?
  4153.  
  4154. 891
  4155. 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,240
  4156. Surely I can be
  4157. better trusted with alcohol
  4158.  
  4159. 892
  4160. 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:42,360
  4161. than older,
  4162. less intelligent people.
  4163.  
  4164. 893
  4165. 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,520
  4166. Are you 21?
  4167.  
  4168. 894
  4169. 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,920
  4170. Alcohol
  4171. is an organic compound
  4172.  
  4173. 895
  4174. 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,000
  4175. in which the hydroxyl group
  4176. is bound to a carbon atom
  4177.  
  4178. 896
  4179. 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,760
  4180. so that the chemical makeup
  4181. of the ethanol
  4182.  
  4183. 897
  4184. 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,080
  4185. in your slightly
  4186. toxic wares
  4187.  
  4188. 898
  4189. 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,080
  4190. is C2H 5OH.
  4191.  
  4192. 899
  4193. 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,360
  4194. I think I can handle it.
  4195.  
  4196. 900
  4197. 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:59,240
  4198. - Hey, just lie.
  4199. - I'm not a liar.
  4200.  
  4201. 901
  4202. 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,640
  4203. Well, he's not going
  4204. to give you a drink
  4205.  
  4206. 902
  4207. 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:01,840
  4208. unless you do.
  4209.  
  4210. 903
  4211. 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,240
  4212. Well, you know what?
  4213. Morality is inconvenient.
  4214.  
  4215. 904
  4216. 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:07,160
  4217. Coke, please.
  4218. Regular, not that diet shit.
  4219.  
  4220. 905
  4221. 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,360
  4222. Okay,
  4223. you're feisty tonight.
  4224.  
  4225. 906
  4226. 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,440
  4227. I like it.
  4228.  
  4229. 907
  4230. 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,720
  4231. But at least let me,
  4232. like...
  4233.  
  4234. 908
  4235. 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:13,120
  4236. - ( muttering )
  4237. - Wait, can--
  4238.  
  4239. 909
  4240. 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:16,480
  4241. Why can't people
  4242. just like me for who I am?
  4243.  
  4244. 910
  4245. 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,520
  4246. Nobody likes anybody
  4247. for who they are.
  4248.  
  4249. 911
  4250. 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,160
  4251. That's why
  4252. we have to pretend
  4253.  
  4254. 912
  4255. 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,600
  4256. to be better
  4257. than who we are
  4258.  
  4259. 913
  4260. 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,600
  4261. and then let people
  4262. find out the truth later,
  4263.  
  4264. 914
  4265. 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,240
  4266. you know,
  4267. once they've already invested.
  4268.  
  4269. 915
  4270. 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,840
  4271. That makes you
  4272. sound like a psychopath.
  4273.  
  4274. 916
  4275. 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,160
  4276. Okay, well--
  4277.  
  4278. 917
  4279. 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,720
  4280. Mm. It's spiked.
  4281.  
  4282. 918
  4283. 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:33,400
  4284. Wow, looks like
  4285. she is a genius.
  4286.  
  4287. 919
  4288. 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:37,000
  4289. Finally,
  4290. the recognition
  4291. I've been craving.
  4292.  
  4293. 920
  4294. 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,680
  4295. Maybe--
  4296. maybe that was a move.
  4297.  
  4298. 921
  4299. 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,720
  4300. I don't get why people
  4301. are so sex obsessed.
  4302.  
  4303. 922
  4304. 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,200
  4305. It's like
  4306. a national epidemic.
  4307.  
  4308. 923
  4309. 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:47,160
  4310. Because sex
  4311. is freaking fantastic.
  4312.  
  4313. 924
  4314. 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,720
  4315. It's not that great.
  4316.  
  4317. 925
  4318. 00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:51,200
  4319. The kissing part maybe,
  4320. but the main event
  4321.  
  4322. 926
  4323. 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,600
  4324. is nothing to be
  4325. obsessed about.
  4326.  
  4327. 927
  4328. 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:53,760
  4329. Yes, I win!
  4330.  
  4331. 928
  4332. 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,120
  4333. I knew you
  4334. weren't a virgin.
  4335.  
  4336. 929
  4337. 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,360
  4338. What do you mean
  4339. "you win"?
  4340.  
  4341. 930
  4342. 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,040
  4343. - Win what?
  4344. - Just a bet with Dougie.
  4345.  
  4346. 931
  4347. 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,800
  4348. About my virginity?
  4349.  
  4350. 932
  4351. 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,600
  4352. It's not about your virginity,
  4353. okay?
  4354.  
  4355. 933
  4356. 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,800
  4357. I made some money.
  4358. Be happy for me.
  4359.  
  4360. 934
  4361. 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,960
  4362. Your problem is
  4363. you haven't had sex
  4364. with the right person.
  4365.  
  4366. 935
  4367. 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,760
  4368. There's a lot
  4369. of good, clean sex
  4370. going on out there.
  4371.  
  4372. 936
  4373. 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,520
  4374. And by clean,
  4375. I mean dirty, okay?
  4376.  
  4377. 937
  4378. 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,560
  4379. And just because people
  4380. like to do it,
  4381.  
  4382. 938
  4383. 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,240
  4384. doesn't mean
  4385. that they're obsessed.
  4386.  
  4387. 939
  4388. 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,040
  4389. Do you think people
  4390. are sleep obsessed
  4391.  
  4392. 940
  4393. 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,960
  4394. because they like
  4395. to sleep every day?
  4396.  
  4397. 941
  4398. 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,920
  4399. You have to sleep
  4400. for survival.
  4401.  
  4402. 942
  4403. 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,200
  4404. Some people
  4405. screw for survival!
  4406.  
  4407. 943
  4408. 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,480
  4409. Sleep obsession
  4410. doesn't hurt anyone!
  4411.  
  4412. 944
  4413. 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,720
  4414. Neither does sex,
  4415.  
  4416. 945
  4417. 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:31,440
  4418. if it's between
  4419. two consenting adults.
  4420.  
  4421. 946
  4422. 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,080
  4423. The Victorians
  4424. forced people
  4425.  
  4426. 947
  4427. 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,520
  4428. to deny
  4429. their natural desires--
  4430.  
  4431. 948
  4432. 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,360
  4433. Shouldn't our natural desires
  4434. sometimes be denied?
  4435.  
  4436. 949
  4437. 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,280
  4438. Like, what if
  4439. your natural desire
  4440.  
  4441. 950
  4442. 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,440
  4443. is to step on a baby?
  4444.  
  4445. 951
  4446. 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,360
  4447. Okay, yeah,
  4448. you-- you have a point.
  4449.  
  4450. 952
  4451. 00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,040
  4452. - Like, stepping on babies...
  4453. - Bad!
  4454.  
  4455. 953
  4456. 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,680
  4457. ...should be avoided
  4458. at all costs.
  4459.  
  4460. 954
  4461. 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:53,760
  4462. I just think
  4463. that people make
  4464. an awful lot of excuses
  4465.  
  4466. 955
  4467. 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,560
  4468. to indulge
  4469. in bad behavior
  4470.  
  4471. 956
  4472. 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,000
  4473. on the pretext that
  4474. "I wanted to do it,"
  4475.  
  4476. 957
  4477. 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,120
  4478. or "if we're discreet,
  4479. it won't hurt anyone."
  4480.  
  4481. 958
  4482. 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,840
  4483. Humans are hypocrites.
  4484.  
  4485. 959
  4486. 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:06,440
  4487. And that's what makes us
  4488. so bloody interesting.
  4489.  
  4490. 960
  4491. 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,600
  4492. ( chuckles )
  4493.  
  4494. 961
  4495. 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,120
  4496. What language was that?
  4497.  
  4498. 962
  4499. 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:12,520
  4500. That's how you speak.
  4501. That's how you come off.
  4502.  
  4503. 963
  4504. 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,240
  4505. You should know that
  4506. about yourself.
  4507.  
  4508. 964
  4509. 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,600
  4510. Oh, my God.
  4511. What is this?
  4512.  
  4513. 965
  4514. 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,200
  4515. Is this a bucket list?
  4516.  
  4517. 966
  4518. 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,560
  4519. You aren't dying,
  4520. are you?
  4521.  
  4522. 967
  4523. 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,520
  4524. Because I do not have
  4525. the emotional maturity
  4526.  
  4527. 968
  4528. 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,320
  4529. to deal with
  4530. a terminal friend right now.
  4531.  
  4532. 969
  4533. 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,080
  4534. It's not a bucket list.
  4535.  
  4536. 970
  4537. 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,080
  4538. Then what is it?
  4539.  
  4540. 971
  4541. 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,840
  4542. I see a therapist.
  4543.  
  4544. 972
  4545. 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:38,200
  4546. He made it for me
  4547. to help me be happier.
  4548.  
  4549. 973
  4550. 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:40,480
  4551. Oh, honey, you don't need
  4552. a list for that.
  4553.  
  4554. 974
  4555. 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,920
  4556. I'll help you.
  4557.  
  4558. 975
  4559. 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,520
  4560. Okay, I'm having
  4561. a New Year's Eve Party,
  4562.  
  4563. 976
  4564. 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:44,480
  4565. for one thing.
  4566.  
  4567. 977
  4568. 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:45,920
  4569. You should definitely come.
  4570.  
  4571. 978
  4572. 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:49,240
  4573. Also, you should call up
  4574. that bad boy from the paper
  4575.  
  4576. 979
  4577. 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:51,000
  4578. and give him
  4579. the bang of his life.
  4580.  
  4581. 980
  4582. 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,320
  4583. He'll leave that twit
  4584. he's with,
  4585.  
  4586. 981
  4587. 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,760
  4588. and you'll never be
  4589. lonely again.
  4590.  
  4591. 982
  4592. 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:54,840
  4593. Do you seriously
  4594. think that?
  4595.  
  4596. 983
  4597. 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,080
  4598. It's not your job
  4599.  
  4600. 984
  4601. 00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,120
  4602. to be
  4603. everyone's moral guardian.
  4604.  
  4605. 985
  4606. 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,200
  4607. If you like the guy,
  4608. that's between you and him.
  4609.  
  4610. 986
  4611. 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,440
  4612. - ( feedback buzzes )
  4613. - He's the one
  4614. with the fiancée.
  4615.  
  4616. 987
  4617. 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,040
  4618. That's for him
  4619. to deal with.
  4620.  
  4621. 988
  4622. 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,160
  4623. Not you.
  4624.  
  4625. 989
  4626. 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,080
  4627. Ooh, there he is.
  4628. Okay, okay.
  4629.  
  4630. 990
  4631. 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,240
  4632. Do they say, like,
  4633.  
  4634. 991
  4635. 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:12,920
  4636. "Get off the stage
  4637. and do me?"
  4638.  
  4639. 992
  4640. 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,320
  4641. Yes, but not
  4642. in a good way.
  4643.  
  4644. 993
  4645. 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,800
  4646. How can it not be
  4647. in a good way?
  4648.  
  4649. 994
  4650. 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,600
  4651. ( playing guitar )
  4652.  
  4653. 995
  4654. 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:20,600
  4655. ( audience cheers )
  4656.  
  4657. 996
  4658. 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,880
  4659. Dex, I love you,
  4660. you asshole!
  4661.  
  4662. 997
  4663. 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,080
  4664. ( punk music playing )
  4665.  
  4666. 998
  4667. 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,480
  4668. I have to go.
  4669.  
  4670. 999
  4671. 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,560
  4672. I know!
  4673. He's so good, right?
  4674.  
  4675. 1000
  4676. 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,000
  4677. ( Dex singing )
  4678. ♪ I put my foot down
  4679.  
  4680. 1001
  4681. 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,600
  4682. ♪ And I stomp
  4683. on the pavement ♪
  4684.  
  4685. 1002
  4686. 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,280
  4687. ♪ I'm a wire
  4688. through a plaster wall. ♪
  4689.  
  4690. 1003
  4691. 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,640
  4692. ( music continues )
  4693.  
  4694. 1004
  4695. 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,080
  4696. Professor Harrison:
  4697. What are you
  4698. thinking about?
  4699.  
  4700. 1005
  4701. 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:28,120
  4702. How even
  4703. if I started now,
  4704.  
  4705. 1006
  4706. 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:31,160
  4707. and dedicated
  4708. my life to reading,
  4709.  
  4710. 1007
  4711. 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,840
  4712. I wouldn't get
  4713. through a fraction
  4714.  
  4715. 1008
  4716. 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,080
  4717. of all of the books
  4718. ever written.
  4719.  
  4720. 1009
  4721. 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,240
  4722. You fascinate me,
  4723. Carrie Pilby,
  4724.  
  4725. 1010
  4726. 00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:40,040
  4727. you know that?
  4728.  
  4729. 1011
  4730. 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,240
  4731. I find you completely
  4732. and utterly enchanting.
  4733.  
  4734. 1012
  4735. 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,720
  4736. Why thank you,
  4737.  
  4738. 1013
  4739. 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:51,400
  4740. professor from a 1950s
  4741. black and white movie.
  4742.  
  4743. 1014
  4744. 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,880
  4745. And so...
  4746.  
  4747. 1015
  4748. 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,280
  4749. You know when I say things
  4750. like that--
  4751.  
  4752. 1016
  4753. 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,280
  4754. you're brilliant,
  4755.  
  4756. 1017
  4757. 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:02,720
  4758. or that I think
  4759. you're beautiful,
  4760.  
  4761. 1018
  4762. 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:06,560
  4763. it's because
  4764. I really mean that.
  4765.  
  4766. 1019
  4767. 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:09,560
  4768. I'm not trying
  4769. to flatter you.
  4770.  
  4771. 1020
  4772. 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,600
  4773. What's your favorite version
  4774. of Faust?
  4775.  
  4776. 1021
  4777. 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,240
  4778. Don't change the subject.
  4779.  
  4780. 1022
  4781. 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,560
  4782. - No?
  4783. - No.
  4784.  
  4785. 1023
  4786. 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,760
  4787. ♪ Come with me
  4788.  
  4789. 1024
  4790. 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,240
  4791. ♪ Come and see
  4792.  
  4793. 1025
  4794. 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:28,880
  4795. ♪ The chill,
  4796. the hush and glimmering ♪
  4797.  
  4798. 1026
  4799. 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,520
  4800. ♪ Of green
  4801. the mountain stream... ♪
  4802.  
  4803. 1027
  4804. 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:34,040
  4805. What is this?
  4806. I've never heard it before.
  4807.  
  4808. 1028
  4809. 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,760
  4810. You have
  4811. an insatiable appetite
  4812.  
  4813. 1029
  4814. 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:36,520
  4815. for learning.
  4816.  
  4817. 1030
  4818. 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:43,000
  4819. Yeah, sorry about that.
  4820.  
  4821. 1031
  4822. 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,320
  4823. Don't be.
  4824.  
  4825. 1032
  4826. 00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:51,240
  4827. ♪ Under the moon
  4828. so round ♪
  4829.  
  4830. 1033
  4831. 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:56,680
  4832. ♪ The moon so round
  4833.  
  4834. 1034
  4835. 00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:02,520
  4836. ♪ Anyway
  4837.  
  4838. 1035
  4839. 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:06,840
  4840. ♪ There's really
  4841. not that much to say ♪
  4842.  
  4843. 1036
  4844. 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:11,440
  4845. ♪ It's just another day
  4846.  
  4847. 1037
  4848. 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:15,680
  4849. ♪ There's really
  4850. not that much to say ♪
  4851.  
  4852. 1038
  4853. 00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:20,720
  4854. ♪ It's just another day
  4855.  
  4856. 1039
  4857. 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:24,320
  4858. ♪ There's really
  4859. not that much to say ♪
  4860.  
  4861. 1040
  4862. 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,720
  4863. ♪ It's just
  4864. another day... ♪
  4865.  
  4866. 1041
  4867. 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:29,520
  4868. Wait here, one minute.
  4869.  
  4870. 1042
  4871. 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:33,640
  4872. ♪ There's really
  4873. not that much to say ♪
  4874.  
  4875. 1043
  4876. 00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:37,880
  4877. ♪ It's just
  4878. another day. ♪
  4879.  
  4880. 1044
  4881. 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,680
  4882. ( dialing )
  4883.  
  4884. 1045
  4885. 00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,600
  4886. ( beeping )
  4887.  
  4888. 1046
  4889. 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,920
  4890. Dad, he's cheating.
  4891.  
  4892. 1047
  4893. 00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,960
  4894. You know your friend
  4895. you hired to try and fix me,
  4896.  
  4897. 1048
  4898. 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:02,360
  4899. well, he's doing it
  4900. with a married woman.
  4901.  
  4902. 1049
  4903. 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,840
  4904. Woman:
  4905. Hello, Carrie.
  4906.  
  4907. 1050
  4908. 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:07,120
  4909. Your father just stepped away
  4910. for a moment.
  4911.  
  4912. 1051
  4913. 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,040
  4914. Sorry, who's this?
  4915.  
  4916. 1052
  4917. 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,120
  4918. I thought
  4919. I called my dad.
  4920.  
  4921. 1053
  4922. 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,920
  4923. No, you did,
  4924. you did.
  4925.  
  4926. 1054
  4927. 00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:12,960
  4928. Then who are you?
  4929.  
  4930. 1055
  4931. 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,160
  4932. Oh, dear, I probably
  4933.  
  4934. 1056
  4935. 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,480
  4936. should not have
  4937. picked up the phone.
  4938.  
  4939. 1057
  4940. 00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,320
  4941. This wasn't how
  4942. I wanted us to meet.
  4943.  
  4944. 1058
  4945. 00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,160
  4946. But I did want
  4947. to let you know
  4948.  
  4949. 1059
  4950. 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,640
  4951. how excited I am
  4952. that you'll be
  4953.  
  4954. 1060
  4955. 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,560
  4956. joining us here
  4957. for Christmas.
  4958.  
  4959. 1061
  4960. 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,000
  4961. The kids
  4962. are practically wild
  4963.  
  4964. 1062
  4965. 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,160
  4966. with anticipation--
  4967.  
  4968. 1063
  4969. 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,400
  4970. The kids?
  4971.  
  4972. 1064
  4973. 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,920
  4974. - What?
  4975. - Woman: Oh, Daniel,
  4976.  
  4977. 1065
  4978. 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,400
  4979. please tell me
  4980. you have told her about us.
  4981.  
  4982. 1066
  4983. 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,640
  4984. Carrie:
  4985. Told me what?
  4986.  
  4987. 1067
  4988. 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:32,960
  4989. Oh, God.
  4990.  
  4991. 1068
  4992. 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,400
  4993. Hello, darling.
  4994.  
  4995. 1069
  4996. 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,440
  4997. - What's the matter?
  4998. - Told me what?
  4999.  
  5000. 1070
  5001. 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,880
  5002. What haven't you told me
  5003. that this woman
  5004.  
  5005. 1071
  5006. 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,800
  5007. and her children know
  5008. that I don't...
  5009.  
  5010. 1072
  5011. 00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,280
  5012. apart from that
  5013. you're not coming
  5014. to New York for Christmas!
  5015.  
  5016. 1073
  5017. 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:48,000
  5018. Well, it was meant
  5019. to be a surprise, darling.
  5020.  
  5021. 1074
  5022. 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,440
  5023. I've got the ticket
  5024. so that you could come here.
  5025.  
  5026. 1075
  5027. 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,160
  5028. To London?
  5029.  
  5030. 1076
  5031. 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,640
  5032. But that's
  5033. a shit surprise.
  5034.  
  5035. 1077
  5036. 00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:54,800
  5037. You know
  5038. I hate London.
  5039.  
  5040. 1078
  5041. 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,360
  5042. And anyway,
  5043. you promised
  5044.  
  5045. 1079
  5046. 00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:57,400
  5047. we'd always have
  5048. Christmas here
  5049.  
  5050. 1080
  5051. 00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:58,720
  5052. in New York.
  5053.  
  5054. 1081
  5055. 00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:00,240
  5056. You know, darling,
  5057. life doesn't always
  5058.  
  5059. 1082
  5060. 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:02,640
  5061. work out as we--
  5062. as we plan it.
  5063.  
  5064. 1083
  5065. 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,400
  5066. We have to adapt.
  5067.  
  5068. 1084
  5069. 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:05,440
  5070. But why?
  5071.  
  5072. 1085
  5073. 00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:06,960
  5074. And when were
  5075. you gonna tell me?
  5076.  
  5077. 1086
  5078. 00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,120
  5079. And when are you
  5080. ever gonna stop lying?
  5081.  
  5082. 1087
  5083. 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,000
  5084. I thought it was
  5085. too long a conversation
  5086.  
  5087. 1088
  5088. 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,880
  5089. to have on the phone,
  5090. and so I decided
  5091.  
  5092. 1089
  5093. 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,640
  5094. - I'll wait till you--
  5095. - And then what?
  5096.  
  5097. 1090
  5098. 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,480
  5099. When exactly was
  5100. the perfect time to tell me
  5101.  
  5102. 1091
  5103. 00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,320
  5104. that you're abandoning
  5105. our Christmas tradition
  5106.  
  5107. 1092
  5108. 00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,000
  5109. because of some woman
  5110. you're shagging,
  5111.  
  5112. 1093
  5113. 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,400
  5114. and her kids are obviously
  5115. more important.
  5116.  
  5117. 1094
  5118. 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,800
  5119. Now, Carrie,
  5120. that is not the way it is.
  5121.  
  5122. 1095
  5123. 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,480
  5124. Matter of fact,
  5125. Fliss and I
  5126.  
  5127. 1096
  5128. 00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:30,720
  5129. are going to be married.
  5130.  
  5131. 1097
  5132. 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,920
  5133. I'm sorry,
  5134. it sounded like
  5135.  
  5136. 1098
  5137. 00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:36,280
  5138. you just said
  5139. you were getting married.
  5140.  
  5141. 1099
  5142. 00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:37,280
  5143. I did.
  5144.  
  5145. 1100
  5146. 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,080
  5147. I am.
  5148.  
  5149. 1101
  5150. 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,280
  5151. We are.
  5152.  
  5153. 1102
  5154. 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:41,880
  5155. So,
  5156. when you come over,
  5157.  
  5158. 1103
  5159. 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,240
  5160. we can have a long luncheon,
  5161. talk everything through,
  5162.  
  5163. 1104
  5164. 00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:46,440
  5165. and I'll explain
  5166. all to you.
  5167.  
  5168. 1105
  5169. 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,440
  5170. You get to meet Fliss.
  5171.  
  5172. 1106
  5173. 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,440
  5174. I don't want
  5175. to meet Fliss.
  5176.  
  5177. 1107
  5178. 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,920
  5179. ( stammering )
  5180. Darling...
  5181.  
  5182. 1108
  5183. 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,080
  5184. we can sort this out--
  5185.  
  5186. 1109
  5187. 00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:57,440
  5188. Go sort yourself!
  5189.  
  5190. 1110
  5191. 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,440
  5192. ( ringtone plays )
  5193.  
  5194. 1111
  5195. 00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,400
  5196. ( phone rings )
  5197.  
  5198. 1112
  5199. 00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:19,200
  5200. ( clatters )
  5201.  
  5202. 1113
  5203. 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,080
  5204. ( knocking on door )
  5205.  
  5206. 1114
  5207. 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,120
  5208. Hi.
  5209.  
  5210. 1115
  5211. 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,120
  5212. I can't believe
  5213. you called.
  5214.  
  5215. 1116
  5216. 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:36,320
  5217. Neither can I.
  5218.  
  5219. 1117
  5220. 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:37,800
  5221. - Allow me.
  5222. - Oh.
  5223.  
  5224. 1118
  5225. 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,080
  5226. - I'm glad you did.
  5227. - Mm.
  5228.  
  5229. 1119
  5230. 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,040
  5231. Thank you.
  5232.  
  5233. 1120
  5234. 00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:43,760
  5235. ♪ Bring me back
  5236.  
  5237. 1121
  5238. 00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:47,400
  5239. ♪ Bring me back
  5240. to you... ♪
  5241.  
  5242. 1122
  5243. 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:48,680
  5244. This is a nice place.
  5245.  
  5246. 1123
  5247. 00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,960
  5248. Ah, thanks.
  5249.  
  5250. 1124
  5251. 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,160
  5252. Can I get you
  5253. something to--
  5254.  
  5255. 1125
  5256. 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,560
  5257. Where is she?
  5258.  
  5259. 1126
  5260. 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,160
  5261. She's at a meeting
  5262. in Westchester
  5263.  
  5264. 1127
  5265. 00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:01,160
  5266. with some guy at Craft.
  5267.  
  5268. 1128
  5269. 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,280
  5270. She opened
  5271. her own advertising firm
  5272.  
  5273. 1129
  5274. 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:06,800
  5275. and he is a friend
  5276. of her dad's,
  5277.  
  5278. 1130
  5279. 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,080
  5280. so she thinks
  5281. he might throw her a bone.
  5282.  
  5283. 1131
  5284. 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,840
  5285. Is that a euphemism?
  5286.  
  5287. 1132
  5288. 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,880
  5289. What? Oh, God, no!
  5290.  
  5291. 1133
  5292. 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,640
  5293. What if he did
  5294. throw her a bone?
  5295.  
  5296. 1134
  5297. 00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:19,800
  5298. Would you--
  5299. would you be upset?
  5300.  
  5301. 1135
  5302. 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,480
  5303. Maybe.
  5304.  
  5305. 1136
  5306. 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,880
  5307. I mean, I'm not sure...
  5308.  
  5309. 1137
  5310. 00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,520
  5311. ♪ ...taking ahold
  5312.  
  5313. 1138
  5314. 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:31,840
  5315. ♪ Brings me back
  5316.  
  5317. 1139
  5318. 00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:36,000
  5319. ♪ Brings me back
  5320. to you... ♪
  5321.  
  5322. 1140
  5323. 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:40,400
  5324. So, are we doing this,
  5325. then?
  5326.  
  5327. 1141
  5328. 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,000
  5329. We do seem to be, yeah.
  5330.  
  5331. 1142
  5332. 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,600
  5333. ♪ Wanna be
  5334. your man, girl ♪
  5335.  
  5336. 1143
  5337. 00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:53,680
  5338. ♪ Wanna be
  5339. your man, girl... ♪
  5340.  
  5341. 1144
  5342. 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,640
  5343. Mmm-hmm.
  5344.  
  5345. 1145
  5346. 00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,320
  5347. ( chuckles )
  5348.  
  5349. 1146
  5350. 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,840
  5351. ♪ Every time
  5352. that I leave ♪
  5353.  
  5354. 1147
  5355. 00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,920
  5356. ♪ I'm chasing
  5357. the wind... ♪
  5358.  
  5359. 1148
  5360. 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,200
  5361. It's a great bookcase.
  5362.  
  5363. 1149
  5364. 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,240
  5365. Yup.
  5366.  
  5367. 1150
  5368. 00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:16,760
  5369. That's where we keep
  5370. all the books.
  5371.  
  5372. 1151
  5373. 00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,400
  5374. ♪ ...taking ahold
  5375.  
  5376. 1152
  5377. 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,920
  5378. ♪ Brings me back
  5379.  
  5380. 1153
  5381. 00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:24,560
  5382. ♪ Brings me back
  5383. to you ♪
  5384.  
  5385. 1154
  5386. 00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:27,160
  5387. ♪ Wanna be
  5388. your man, girl ♪
  5389.  
  5390. 1155
  5391. 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:30,400
  5392. Wow, where did you even learn
  5393. how to kiss like that?
  5394.  
  5395. 1156
  5396. 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:31,760
  5397. Harvard.
  5398.  
  5399. 1157
  5400. 00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:35,560
  5401. Damn, I don't think
  5402. M.I.T. had that course.
  5403.  
  5404. 1158
  5405. 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,800
  5406. - You're doing okay.
  5407. - Okay.
  5408.  
  5409. 1159
  5410. 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,200
  5411. ♪ Wanna be your man
  5412.  
  5413. 1160
  5414. 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,000
  5415. ♪ Oh, love
  5416.  
  5417. 1161
  5418. 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,960
  5419. ♪ I wanna be
  5420. your man ♪
  5421.  
  5422. 1162
  5423. 00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:46,520
  5424. ♪ Your man
  5425.  
  5426. 1163
  5427. 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,600
  5428. ♪ Your man
  5429.  
  5430. 1164
  5431. 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,360
  5432. ♪ Oh, do you...
  5433.  
  5434. 1165
  5435. 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:51,360
  5436. ( laughs )
  5437.  
  5438. 1166
  5439. 00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,840
  5440. Is this--
  5441.  
  5442. 1167
  5443. 00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:55,680
  5444. is this your first time
  5445. unbuttoning a girl's shirt?
  5446.  
  5447. 1168
  5448. 00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,240
  5449. No, but it's my first time
  5450.  
  5451. 1169
  5452. 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:59,600
  5453. unbuttoning a man's shirt
  5454. from this angle.
  5455.  
  5456. 1170
  5457. 00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:03,640
  5458. I'm actually wearing
  5459. a guy's shirt?
  5460.  
  5461. 1171
  5462. 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,360
  5463. I believe so, yeah.
  5464.  
  5465. 1172
  5466. 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,360
  5467. - How can you tell?
  5468. - The buttons.
  5469.  
  5470. 1173
  5471. 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,160
  5472. Buttons on the left
  5473. for a woman,
  5474.  
  5475. 1174
  5476. 00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:10,360
  5477. buttons on the right
  5478. for men.
  5479.  
  5480. 1175
  5481. 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:11,400
  5482. Look.
  5483.  
  5484. 1176
  5485. 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,240
  5486. - Oh... my God,
  5487. - Watch this.
  5488.  
  5489. 1177
  5490. 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:15,200
  5491. how did I not
  5492. know this?
  5493.  
  5494. 1178
  5495. 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,200
  5496. ( chuckles )
  5497.  
  5498. 1179
  5499. 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:17,920
  5500. See?
  5501. You can't see,
  5502.  
  5503. 1180
  5504. 00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,160
  5505. but I had my eyes closed
  5506. for second.
  5507.  
  5508. 1181
  5509. 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,600
  5510. ( laughs )
  5511.  
  5512. 1182
  5513. 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,640
  5514. - Um--
  5515. - What?
  5516.  
  5517. 1183
  5518. 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:48,400
  5519. - What's the matter?
  5520. - Is that her?
  5521.  
  5522. 1184
  5523. 00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,640
  5524. Yes, it is.
  5525.  
  5526. 1185
  5527. 00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,240
  5528. She's watching us.
  5529.  
  5530. 1186
  5531. 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:56,440
  5532. No, no she isn't.
  5533. It's just a photo.
  5534.  
  5535. 1187
  5536. 00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,440
  5537. It's just a photo.
  5538.  
  5539. 1188
  5540. 00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:58,840
  5541. ♪ Stand by me
  5542.  
  5543. 1189
  5544. 00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,840
  5545. ♪ And we're perfect
  5546.  
  5547. 1190
  5548. 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,480
  5549. ♪ Just like you...
  5550.  
  5551. 1191
  5552. 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,560
  5553. Wait, stop.
  5554.  
  5555. 1192
  5556. 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,240
  5557. She spelled "too" wrong.
  5558.  
  5559. 1193
  5560. 00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:10,920
  5561. ♪ You make me
  5562. so happy... ♪
  5563.  
  5564. 1194
  5565. 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,520
  5566. Uh--
  5567.  
  5568. 1195
  5569. 00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:16,360
  5570. Yeah...
  5571.  
  5572. 1196
  5573. 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,040
  5574. Yeah,
  5575. she's a terrible speller.
  5576.  
  5577. 1197
  5578. 00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:20,360
  5579. Let's--
  5580. why don't we
  5581.  
  5582. 1198
  5583. 00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:24,040
  5584. just close our eyes
  5585. and just try to relax?
  5586.  
  5587. 1199
  5588. 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:25,400
  5589. Okay?
  5590.  
  5591. 1200
  5592. 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:29,000
  5593. Oh-- I--
  5594. I feel dizzy.
  5595.  
  5596. 1201
  5597. 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,240
  5598. Okay.
  5599.  
  5600. 1202
  5601. 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,920
  5602. I knew we shouldn't have tried
  5603. to do this at my place.
  5604.  
  5605. 1203
  5606. 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:39,840
  5607. All the photos and stuff
  5608. are a real mood killer.
  5609.  
  5610. 1204
  5611. 00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,480
  5612. You know what else
  5613. is a mood killer?
  5614.  
  5615. 1205
  5616. 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,960
  5617. Having a fiancée.
  5618.  
  5619. 1206
  5620. 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:53,680
  5621. Get-- my--
  5622. ( mumbles )
  5623.  
  5624. 1207
  5625. 00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:55,440
  5626. How are you going
  5627. to say vows,
  5628.  
  5629. 1208
  5630. 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,080
  5631. sacred vows
  5632. in front of everyone you know,
  5633.  
  5634. 1209
  5635. 00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:00,240
  5636. that you will honor and love
  5637. and cherish this woman,
  5638.  
  5639. 1210
  5640. 00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:01,600
  5641. forsaking all others,
  5642.  
  5643. 1211
  5644. 00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:04,040
  5645. when you clearly
  5646. don't respect her,
  5647.  
  5648. 1212
  5649. 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:07,400
  5650. which is the foundation
  5651. of all of those things?
  5652.  
  5653. 1213
  5654. 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,960
  5655. You're not going
  5656. to leave her, are you?
  5657.  
  5658. 1214
  5659. 00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:12,600
  5660. I--
  5661. I really like you.
  5662.  
  5663. 1215
  5664. 00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,680
  5665. I really think
  5666. we could be good together.
  5667.  
  5668. 1216
  5669. 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,560
  5670. You deserve
  5671. to be stimulated by someone
  5672.  
  5673. 1217
  5674. 00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,640
  5675. who's on equal footing
  5676. with you, and so do I.
  5677.  
  5678. 1218
  5679. 00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,120
  5680. Then end this facade
  5681. of an engagement.
  5682.  
  5683. 1219
  5684. 00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,040
  5685. I will!
  5686.  
  5687. 1220
  5688. 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,840
  5689. I mean, you know,
  5690. I might.
  5691.  
  5692. 1221
  5693. 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:27,960
  5694. I just met you!
  5695.  
  5696. 1222
  5697. 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,520
  5698. Not for me!
  5699. For you, for her!
  5700.  
  5701. 1223
  5702. 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,120
  5703. Look, I thought
  5704. that you wanted this.
  5705.  
  5706. 1224
  5707. 00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:36,840
  5708. Just because
  5709. you want something,
  5710.  
  5711. 1225
  5712. 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,080
  5713. doesn't make it right.
  5714.  
  5715. 1226
  5716. 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,960
  5717. Oh, Jesus, Pollyanna.
  5718.  
  5719. 1227
  5720. 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,120
  5721. This is real life.
  5722.  
  5723. 1228
  5724. 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,040
  5725. Real life
  5726. is complicated.
  5727.  
  5728. 1229
  5729. 00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,560
  5730. Don't be such a child.
  5731.  
  5732. 1230
  5733. 00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,320
  5734. Professor Harrison:
  5735. I think this has been
  5736.  
  5737. 1231
  5738. 00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,520
  5739. my best semester ever,
  5740. Carrie.
  5741.  
  5742. 1232
  5743. 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,800
  5744. Me too.
  5745.  
  5746. 1233
  5747. 00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,720
  5748. Oh, I forgot,
  5749. I have something for you.
  5750.  
  5751. 1234
  5752. 00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:01,400
  5753. Oh, yeah?
  5754.  
  5755. 1235
  5756. 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:02,600
  5757. Mmm-hmm.
  5758.  
  5759. 1236
  5760. 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:03,840
  5761. It's um--
  5762.  
  5763. 1237
  5764. 00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:07,560
  5765. it's more of a loan
  5766. than a gift.
  5767.  
  5768. 1238
  5769. 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,440
  5770. I thought
  5771. you might like to read
  5772.  
  5773. 1239
  5774. 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,240
  5775. the first edition version.
  5776.  
  5777. 1240
  5778. 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:17,800
  5779. But, I need it back
  5780.  
  5781. 1241
  5782. 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:22,000
  5783. because it's really special
  5784. to me.
  5785.  
  5786. 1242
  5787. 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,760
  5788. How sweet, thank you.
  5789.  
  5790. 1243
  5791. 00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:28,720
  5792. I promise I'll take
  5793. good care of it.
  5794.  
  5795. 1244
  5796. 00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:32,080
  5797. You make me happy,
  5798. you know that?
  5799.  
  5800. 1245
  5801. 00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:34,200
  5802. You make me happy too.
  5803.  
  5804. 1246
  5805. 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,720
  5806. Um...
  5807.  
  5808. 1247
  5809. 00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:41,920
  5810. You know
  5811. what would really,
  5812. really make me happy?
  5813.  
  5814. 1248
  5815. 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:45,240
  5816. What's that?
  5817.  
  5818. 1249
  5819. 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:49,960
  5820. If you could say
  5821. this one thing for me...
  5822.  
  5823. 1250
  5824. 00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,040
  5825. What thing?
  5826.  
  5827. 1251
  5828. 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,840
  5829. ( whispering )
  5830.  
  5831. 1252
  5832. 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:03,560
  5833. I can't say that.
  5834.  
  5835. 1253
  5836. 00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:05,120
  5837. Why not?
  5838.  
  5839. 1254
  5840. 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,120
  5841. Come on,
  5842. you're such a quick learner.
  5843.  
  5844. 1255
  5845. 00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:10,880
  5846. And it's just
  5847. one little thing.
  5848.  
  5849. 1256
  5850. 00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:12,120
  5851. You only have
  5852. to say it once.
  5853.  
  5854. 1257
  5855. 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:15,080
  5856. You can--
  5857. I mean, you can start slow.
  5858.  
  5859. 1258
  5860. 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,560
  5861. It won't sound right.
  5862. It won't sound like me.
  5863.  
  5864. 1259
  5865. 00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:20,200
  5866. Sure it will.
  5867.  
  5868. 1260
  5869. 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,960
  5870. Just say it.
  5871.  
  5872. 1261
  5873. 00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:28,400
  5874. What do you want?
  5875.  
  5876. 1262
  5877. 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,680
  5878. I...
  5879.  
  5880. 1263
  5881. 00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:37,880
  5882. I can't.
  5883. It's too embarrassing.
  5884.  
  5885. 1264
  5886. 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,600
  5887. Are you serious?
  5888.  
  5889. 1265
  5890. 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,200
  5891. Why can't you
  5892. just do what I ask?
  5893.  
  5894. 1266
  5895. 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:48,480
  5896. Because I don't want to.
  5897.  
  5898. 1267
  5899. 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,480
  5900. And frankly,
  5901. I find it a bit demeaning.
  5902.  
  5903. 1268
  5904. 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,120
  5905. It's not demeaning,
  5906. it's fun.
  5907.  
  5908. 1269
  5909. 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,520
  5910. Not for me, it isn't.
  5911.  
  5912. 1270
  5913. 00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:58,080
  5914. You know what?
  5915. I tried.
  5916.  
  5917. 1271
  5918. 00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,200
  5919. But if you can't just do
  5920. this one thing for me, then--
  5921.  
  5922. 1272
  5923. 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:01,240
  5924. Then what?
  5925.  
  5926. 1273
  5927. 00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:03,120
  5928. Jesus, David,
  5929. why are you acting like
  5930.  
  5931. 1274
  5932. 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,520
  5933. such psycho about this?
  5934.  
  5935. 1275
  5936. 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:07,320
  5937. Don't be such
  5938. a child, Carrie.
  5939.  
  5940. 1276
  5941. 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,920
  5942. I'll call you a cab.
  5943.  
  5944. 1277
  5945. 00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:17,520
  5946. ( phone rings )
  5947.  
  5948. 1278
  5949. 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,200
  5950. ( clatters )
  5951.  
  5952. 1279
  5953. 00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:26,880
  5954. Shit!
  5955.  
  5956. 1280
  5957. 00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:44,920
  5958. No!
  5959.  
  5960. 1281
  5961. 00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,680
  5962. No, no, no, no.
  5963.  
  5964. 1282
  5965. 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,680
  5966. ( exclaims )
  5967.  
  5968. 1283
  5969. 00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,000
  5970. Katherine!
  5971.  
  5972. 1284
  5973. 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,760
  5974. Ugh!
  5975.  
  5976. 1285
  5977. 00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,280
  5978. I'm sorry!
  5979.  
  5980. 1286
  5981. 00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,160
  5982. ( whimpers )
  5983.  
  5984. 1287
  5985. 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:10,200
  5986. I don't understand.
  5987.  
  5988. 1288
  5989. 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,520
  5990. I need you
  5991. to take him back.
  5992.  
  5993. 1289
  5994. 00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:13,960
  5995. We can't accept returns.
  5996.  
  5997. 1290
  5998. 00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,680
  5999. He's all alone.
  6000. I can't do that to him.
  6001.  
  6002. 1291
  6003. 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:18,480
  6004. And you're the one
  6005. that told me
  6006.  
  6007. 1292
  6008. 00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:19,600
  6009. that fish were social.
  6010.  
  6011. 1293
  6012. 00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,000
  6013. I already
  6014. killed his friend,
  6015.  
  6016. 1294
  6017. 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:21,960
  6018. I don't wanna kill him
  6019. too.
  6020.  
  6021. 1295
  6022. 00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:23,080
  6023. You killed who?
  6024.  
  6025. 1296
  6026. 00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:25,000
  6027. Katherine.
  6028. It was an accident.
  6029.  
  6030. 1297
  6031. 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,240
  6032. Did you eat her?
  6033.  
  6034. 1298
  6035. 00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:29,480
  6036. What? No.
  6037. What?
  6038.  
  6039. 1299
  6040. 00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:33,000
  6041. Lots of people
  6042. eat goldfish on dares.
  6043.  
  6044. 1300
  6045. 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:36,000
  6046. That is insane.
  6047. Please, take him back.
  6048.  
  6049. 1301
  6050. 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,720
  6051. But don't let anyone
  6052. eat him.
  6053.  
  6054. 1302
  6055. 00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,520
  6056. I told you.
  6057. No refunds or returns.
  6058.  
  6059. 1303
  6060. 00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,000
  6061. I don't want
  6062. my money back.
  6063.  
  6064. 1304
  6065. 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,320
  6066. Just have a heart,
  6067. it's Christmas Eve.
  6068.  
  6069. 1305
  6070. 00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:44,760
  6071. Oh...
  6072.  
  6073. 1306
  6074. 00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,400
  6075. Store policy.
  6076.  
  6077. 1307
  6078. 00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:51,320
  6079. Hey, hey,
  6080. what are you doing?
  6081.  
  6082. 1308
  6083. 00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,960
  6084. Be free!
  6085. Make friends!
  6086.  
  6087. 1309
  6088. 00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:55,200
  6089. Have a life.
  6090.  
  6091. 1310
  6092. 00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,680
  6093. You can't do that.
  6094. Take him back.
  6095.  
  6096. 1311
  6097. 00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:59,800
  6098. I don't know
  6099. which one is which.
  6100.  
  6101. 1312
  6102. 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,080
  6103. ( chuckles )
  6104. I'm calling my manager.
  6105.  
  6106. 1313
  6107. 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:09,640
  6108. Merry Christmas,
  6109. Spencer.
  6110.  
  6111. 1314
  6112. 00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:36,000
  6113. ( shouts )
  6114.  
  6115. 1315
  6116. 00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:47,560
  6117. ( screams )
  6118.  
  6119. 1316
  6120. 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,000
  6121. ( knocking on window )
  6122.  
  6123. 1317
  6124. 00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,080
  6125. ( knocking continues )
  6126.  
  6127. 1318
  6128. 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:02,040
  6129. Is everything okay?
  6130.  
  6131. 1319
  6132. 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:03,200
  6133. What?
  6134.  
  6135. 1320
  6136. 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:04,960
  6137. I heard screaming.
  6138.  
  6139. 1321
  6140. 01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:08,480
  6141. Oh, no!
  6142. That was the television.
  6143.  
  6144. 1322
  6145. 01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:10,880
  6146. Oh, okay.
  6147.  
  6148. 1323
  6149. 01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,040
  6150. Has your roommate
  6151. put you outside again?
  6152.  
  6153. 1324
  6154. 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,360
  6155. Yeah,
  6156. but if you don't want me to,
  6157.  
  6158. 1325
  6159. 01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,000
  6160. - I could--
  6161. - Oh, no, that's fine.
  6162.  
  6163. 1326
  6164. 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,240
  6165. You go ahead.
  6166.  
  6167. 1327
  6168. 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,880
  6169. I'll be here...
  6170.  
  6171. 1328
  6172. 01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:24,240
  6173. obviously.
  6174.  
  6175. 1329
  6176. 01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,680
  6177. Hey, hey, hey.
  6178.  
  6179. 1330
  6180. 01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,160
  6181. Do you want
  6182. to go for a walk?
  6183.  
  6184. 1331
  6185. 01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:35,720
  6186. I mean,
  6187. it is Christmas Eve.
  6188.  
  6189. 1332
  6190. 01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:38,040
  6191. Normal people
  6192. don't like to spend it alone.
  6193.  
  6194. 1333
  6195. 01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:40,760
  6196. How would you know
  6197. what normal people do?
  6198.  
  6199. 1334
  6200. 01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:43,560
  6201. That's just what I'm told.
  6202.  
  6203. 1335
  6204. 01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:46,600
  6205. Don't you have to practice
  6206. blowing indeterminate sounds
  6207.  
  6208. 1336
  6209. 01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:47,840
  6210. out of a large piece
  6211. of wood?
  6212.  
  6213. 1337
  6214. 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,440
  6215. I could do with a break.
  6216.  
  6217. 1338
  6218. 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:55,480
  6219. So, do you live alone?
  6220.  
  6221. 1339
  6222. 01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:57,640
  6223. - I do.
  6224. - Lucky girl.
  6225.  
  6226. 1340
  6227. 01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:00,000
  6228. My roommate
  6229. Ted is insane.
  6230.  
  6231. 1341
  6232. 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,760
  6233. - Really?
  6234. - He barely says a word.
  6235.  
  6236. 1342
  6237. 01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,240
  6238. And when he does speak,
  6239. it's invariably to lie.
  6240.  
  6241. 1343
  6242. 01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:05,440
  6243. It's actually incredible.
  6244.  
  6245. 1344
  6246. 01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,520
  6247. I've never met anyone
  6248. like him.
  6249.  
  6250. 1345
  6251. 01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,080
  6252. How long
  6253. have you lived there?
  6254.  
  6255. 1346
  6256. 01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,320
  6257. A few months.
  6258.  
  6259. 1347
  6260. 01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,600
  6261. I was roughing it,
  6262. living in a basement
  6263.  
  6264. 1348
  6265. 01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,040
  6266. down in South Jersey
  6267. for a while,
  6268.  
  6269. 1349
  6270. 01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:16,920
  6271. just waiting
  6272. till I got a job
  6273.  
  6274. 1350
  6275. 01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:18,040
  6276. so I could move
  6277. to the city.
  6278.  
  6279. 1351
  6280. 01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:19,320
  6281. I didn't want
  6282. to come here
  6283.  
  6284. 1352
  6285. 01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:21,120
  6286. and be owing money
  6287. to friends,
  6288.  
  6289. 1353
  6290. 01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,200
  6291. or having to live
  6292. with four annoying roommates.
  6293.  
  6294. 1354
  6295. 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,840
  6296. - You know?
  6297. - Now you just have
  6298. one annoying roommate?
  6299.  
  6300. 1355
  6301. 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,320
  6302. ( chuckles )
  6303. That's a victory
  6304. from where I'm standing.
  6305.  
  6306. 1356
  6307. 01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:32,040
  6308. And you actually
  6309. have a job
  6310.  
  6311. 1357
  6312. 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:33,400
  6313. playing the didgeridoo?
  6314.  
  6315. 1358
  6316. 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:34,560
  6317. There can't be
  6318. too many of them
  6319.  
  6320. 1359
  6321. 01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:36,200
  6322. - going around.
  6323. - Well, I don't
  6324.  
  6325. 1360
  6326. 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:37,440
  6327. just play the didgeridoo.
  6328.  
  6329. 1361
  6330. 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:38,520
  6331. Oh, what else
  6332. do you play?
  6333.  
  6334. 1362
  6335. 01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:41,440
  6336. Just some
  6337. other instruments.
  6338.  
  6339. 1363
  6340. 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,080
  6341. Like what?
  6342.  
  6343. 1364
  6344. 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:44,680
  6345. You really want to know?
  6346.  
  6347. 1365
  6348. 01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,480
  6349. Otherwise
  6350. I wouldn't be asking.
  6351.  
  6352. 1366
  6353. 01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:49,480
  6354. Okay, let's see...
  6355.  
  6356. 1367
  6357. 01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:53,120
  6358. Flute, clarinet,
  6359. trumpet, trombone, tuba,
  6360.  
  6361. 1368
  6362. 01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:56,440
  6363. saxophone, guitar, piano,
  6364. drums, bassoon,
  6365.  
  6366. 1369
  6367. 01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:59,160
  6368. harmonica,
  6369. and the triangle.
  6370.  
  6371. 1370
  6372. 01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:00,920
  6373. I'm actually pretty killer
  6374. on the triangle.
  6375.  
  6376. 1371
  6377. 01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:02,360
  6378. And the didgeridoo.
  6379.  
  6380. 1372
  6381. 01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:04,320
  6382. I'm still learning that one,
  6383. but yeah.
  6384.  
  6385. 1373
  6386. 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,840
  6387. Did you study music
  6388. in college?
  6389.  
  6390. 1374
  6391. 01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:08,920
  6392. Yeah, at Berklee.
  6393.  
  6394. 1375
  6395. 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:14,840
  6396. Do you like music?
  6397.  
  6398. 1376
  6399. 01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:19,200
  6400. I'd be a weird person
  6401. if I didn't like music.
  6402.  
  6403. 1377
  6404. 01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:20,600
  6405. I used to listen
  6406. to old records
  6407.  
  6408. 1378
  6409. 01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:23,880
  6410. at my grandmother's
  6411. when I was a kid.
  6412.  
  6413. 1379
  6414. 01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:25,400
  6415. I was actually
  6416. quite odd
  6417.  
  6418. 1380
  6419. 01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,000
  6420. when I was younger,
  6421. you know.
  6422.  
  6423. 1381
  6424. 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,520
  6425. Impossible.
  6426.  
  6427. 1382
  6428. 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,720
  6429. ( bell dinging )
  6430.  
  6431. 1383
  6432. 01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:36,360
  6433. Who's
  6434. your favorite musician?
  6435.  
  6436. 1384
  6437. 01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:38,360
  6438. John Coltrane
  6439. at the moment.
  6440.  
  6441. 1385
  6442. 01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:39,320
  6443. Nice.
  6444.  
  6445. 1386
  6446. 01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:41,040
  6447. You heard of him?
  6448.  
  6449. 1387
  6450. 01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:42,360
  6451. He's kind of famous.
  6452.  
  6453. 1388
  6454. 01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,520
  6455. You'd be surprised
  6456. by how many people
  6457.  
  6458. 1389
  6459. 01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:45,200
  6460. have never said that.
  6461.  
  6462. 1390
  6463. 01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:46,880
  6464. Knowledge
  6465. is kind of my thing.
  6466.  
  6467. 1391
  6468. 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:48,320
  6469. Oh, yeah?
  6470.  
  6471. 1392
  6472. 01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,200
  6473. So, were you
  6474. one of those head-down
  6475.  
  6476. 1393
  6477. 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,120
  6478. academic types
  6479. in high school?
  6480.  
  6481. 1394
  6482. 01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:53,760
  6483. You could say that, yeah.
  6484.  
  6485. 1395
  6486. 01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:56,480
  6487. And I'll bet
  6488. you were in every
  6489. after school society.
  6490.  
  6491. 1396
  6492. 01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:57,680
  6493. Not every one.
  6494.  
  6495. 1397
  6496. 01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:01,120
  6497. Just Harvard
  6498. Model Congress,
  6499.  
  6500. 1398
  6501. 01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:06,240
  6502. Excellent Exegists,
  6503. Mathletes, College Bowl.
  6504.  
  6505. 1399
  6506. 01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:08,400
  6507. Wow.
  6508. You really were a nerd.
  6509.  
  6510. 1400
  6511. 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:11,200
  6512. Well, that's something
  6513. coming from a band geek.
  6514.  
  6515. 1401
  6516. 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:12,760
  6517. Touché.
  6518.  
  6519. 1402
  6520. 01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:20,000
  6521. What's your actual job?
  6522.  
  6523. 1403
  6524. 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:23,440
  6525. I play, um...
  6526.  
  6527. 1404
  6528. 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:26,360
  6529. I play clarinet
  6530. for the New York Philharmonic.
  6531.  
  6532. 1405
  6533. 01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:27,480
  6534. But I mean,
  6535. I just started,
  6536.  
  6537. 1406
  6538. 01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:28,600
  6539. so it's-- it's nothing.
  6540.  
  6541. 1407
  6542. 01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:29,760
  6543. That's incredible.
  6544.  
  6545. 1408
  6546. 01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:32,400
  6547. Your parents
  6548. must be so proud of you.
  6549.  
  6550. 1409
  6551. 01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:35,880
  6552. You know, you'd have thought
  6553. they would be,
  6554.  
  6555. 1410
  6556. 01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:38,680
  6557. but the truth is they really
  6558. don't get it at all.
  6559.  
  6560. 1411
  6561. 01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:40,440
  6562. My...
  6563.  
  6564. 1412
  6565. 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:41,400
  6566. my dad wanted me
  6567.  
  6568. 1413
  6569. 01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,680
  6570. to do
  6571. something more practical,
  6572.  
  6573. 1414
  6574. 01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:44,920
  6575. I guess.
  6576.  
  6577. 1415
  6578. 01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:46,360
  6579. Ever since
  6580. I tried to explain to him
  6581.  
  6582. 1416
  6583. 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:47,920
  6584. that music's my thing,
  6585. he pretty much refuses
  6586.  
  6587. 1417
  6588. 01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:51,040
  6589. to engage
  6590. in any discussion about it.
  6591.  
  6592. 1418
  6593. 01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:52,760
  6594. That's awful.
  6595.  
  6596. 1419
  6597. 01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:56,640
  6598. How do you deal
  6599. with that?
  6600.  
  6601. 1420
  6602. 01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:58,520
  6603. I don't know.
  6604. I didn't for a long time.
  6605.  
  6606. 1421
  6607. 01:03:58,560 --> 01:03:59,720
  6608. And then one day
  6609. I just thought,
  6610.  
  6611. 1422
  6612. 01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:02,520
  6613. "Screw this," you know?
  6614.  
  6615. 1423
  6616. 01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:06,600
  6617. I have one life
  6618. and I'm allowed to be happy.
  6619.  
  6620. 1424
  6621. 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,760
  6622. You know?
  6623.  
  6624. 1425
  6625. 01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:10,680
  6626. He'll come around
  6627. if he comes around.
  6628.  
  6629. 1426
  6630. 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,040
  6631. Yeah.
  6632.  
  6633. 1427
  6634. 01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:17,520
  6635. My dad has
  6636. a whole new family.
  6637.  
  6638. 1428
  6639. 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:22,200
  6640. I just hate the feeling
  6641. that I've disappointed him.
  6642.  
  6643. 1429
  6644. 01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,720
  6645. Has he disappointed you?
  6646.  
  6647. 1430
  6648. 01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:26,360
  6649. Mmm-hmm.
  6650.  
  6651. 1431
  6652. 01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:28,840
  6653. But that doesn't mean
  6654. you don't love him, does it?
  6655.  
  6656. 1432
  6657. 01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:31,040
  6658. No, no, no,
  6659. of course not.
  6660.  
  6661. 1433
  6662. 01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,120
  6663. So, maybe
  6664. it's the same for him?
  6665.  
  6666. 1434
  6667. 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:34,840
  6668. I mean,
  6669. I'm sure he loves you.
  6670.  
  6671. 1435
  6672. 01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:37,320
  6673. What's not to love?
  6674.  
  6675. 1436
  6676. 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,120
  6677. So, uh...
  6678.  
  6679. 1437
  6680. 01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:47,560
  6681. what about you?
  6682.  
  6683. 1438
  6684. 01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:50,840
  6685. - What do you do?
  6686. - Oh, proofreader.
  6687.  
  6688. 1439
  6689. 01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:52,120
  6690. Professional, though.
  6691.  
  6692. 1440
  6693. 01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:53,840
  6694. Not one of those amateurs
  6695. you hear about.
  6696.  
  6697. 1441
  6698. 01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:55,360
  6699. Oh, I'm sure.
  6700. I'm sure.
  6701.  
  6702. 1442
  6703. 01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,200
  6704. I'm not like you.
  6705.  
  6706. 1443
  6707. 01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:58,520
  6708. I don't have it
  6709. figured out yet.
  6710.  
  6711. 1444
  6712. 01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,360
  6713. Well, when you do,
  6714.  
  6715. 1445
  6716. 01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:01,560
  6717. I've got a feeling
  6718.  
  6719. 1446
  6720. 01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:04,120
  6721. you're gonna set the world
  6722. alight.
  6723.  
  6724. 1447
  6725. 01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:05,720
  6726. What makes you say that?
  6727.  
  6728. 1448
  6729. 01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:07,840
  6730. That's just what
  6731. my gut says.
  6732.  
  6733. 1449
  6734. 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:14,440
  6735. Do you wanna dance?
  6736.  
  6737. 1450
  6738. 01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:16,280
  6739. No, no.
  6740.  
  6741. 1451
  6742. 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:20,680
  6743. I dance like
  6744. a rhythmless four-year-old.
  6745.  
  6746. 1452
  6747. 01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:22,080
  6748. No, no. Seriously.
  6749.  
  6750. 1453
  6751. 01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,040
  6752. You'll have images
  6753. you won't ever be able
  6754.  
  6755. 1454
  6756. 01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:25,920
  6757. to get out of your head,
  6758. like when you see
  6759.  
  6760. 1455
  6761. 01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:29,080
  6762. - a really bad horror movie.
  6763. - I love horror movies.
  6764.  
  6765. 1456
  6766. 01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,400
  6767. Seriously, no.
  6768.  
  6769. 1457
  6770. 01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:31,840
  6771. I won't take no
  6772. for an answer.
  6773.  
  6774. 1458
  6775. 01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:32,920
  6776. Here, come on.
  6777.  
  6778. 1459
  6779. 01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:34,280
  6780. - Oh...
  6781. - Come on.
  6782.  
  6783. 1460
  6784. 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:35,600
  6785. Okay, okay.
  6786. You asked for it.
  6787.  
  6788. 1461
  6789. 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:36,960
  6790. All right.
  6791.  
  6792. 1462
  6793. 01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:38,640
  6794. Here.
  6795. Put your arm here.
  6796.  
  6797. 1463
  6798. 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:39,440
  6799. ( laughs )
  6800.  
  6801. 1464
  6802. 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:42,360
  6803. - Are you ready?
  6804. - Mmm-hmm.
  6805.  
  6806. 1465
  6807. 01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:50,240
  6808. You're freezing.
  6809.  
  6810. 1466
  6811. 01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:51,320
  6812. No, it's okay.
  6813.  
  6814. 1467
  6815. 01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:53,240
  6816. Here.
  6817. Take my coat.
  6818.  
  6819. 1468
  6820. 01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:56,000
  6821. Thanks.
  6822.  
  6823. 1469
  6824. 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,000
  6825. Looks good.
  6826.  
  6827. 1470
  6828. 01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:07,040
  6829. Is this yours?
  6830.  
  6831. 1471
  6832. 01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:10,200
  6833. Yeah, Salinger.
  6834. You read it?
  6835.  
  6836. 1472
  6837. 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:14,920
  6838. What am I saying?
  6839. Of course you have.
  6840.  
  6841. 1473
  6842. 01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:20,120
  6843. Um--
  6844. I-- I have to go.
  6845.  
  6846. 1474
  6847. 01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,720
  6848. Go where?
  6849.  
  6850. 1475
  6851. 01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:26,520
  6852. There's just something
  6853. I have to do really quickly.
  6854.  
  6855. 1476
  6856. 01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:29,280
  6857. Would you mind
  6858. if I borrowed this?
  6859.  
  6860. 1477
  6861. 01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:30,800
  6862. I'll bring it back
  6863. tomorrow.
  6864.  
  6865. 1478
  6866. 01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:32,680
  6867. You're really close by.
  6868.  
  6869. 1479
  6870. 01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:33,760
  6871. Of course.
  6872.  
  6873. 1480
  6874. 01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:35,320
  6875. - No problem.
  6876. - Thank you.
  6877.  
  6878. 1481
  6879. 01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:36,840
  6880. It's been really nice.
  6881.  
  6882. 1482
  6883. 01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:39,400
  6884. You're not nearly as bad
  6885. as I thought you were.
  6886.  
  6887. 1483
  6888. 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:41,680
  6889. ( laughs )
  6890.  
  6891. 1484
  6892. 01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:52,360
  6893. ( dial tone )
  6894.  
  6895. 1485
  6896. 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:57,400
  6897. ( dialing )
  6898.  
  6899. 1486
  6900. 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,160
  6901. ( phone rings )
  6902.  
  6903. 1487
  6904. 01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:06,760
  6905. Woman:
  6906. Merry Christmas!
  6907.  
  6908. 1488
  6909. 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:08,120
  6910. Hello?
  6911.  
  6912. 1489
  6913. 01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,080
  6914. Is David there?
  6915.  
  6916. 1490
  6917. 01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:11,480
  6918. Who is this?
  6919.  
  6920. 1491
  6921. 01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:12,760
  6922. Carrie.
  6923.  
  6924. 1492
  6925. 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:14,080
  6926. Who?
  6927.  
  6928. 1493
  6929. 01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,320
  6930. Can I just please speak
  6931. to David?
  6932.  
  6933. 1494
  6934. 01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:19,360
  6935. Professor Harrison:
  6936. Carrie?
  6937.  
  6938. 1495
  6939. 01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,280
  6940. I want my book back.
  6941.  
  6942. 1496
  6943. 01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:22,680
  6944. What book?
  6945.  
  6946. 1497
  6947. 01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:24,240
  6948. The one I lent you.
  6949.  
  6950. 1498
  6951. 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:27,160
  6952. My first edition
  6953. of "Franny and Zooey."
  6954.  
  6955. 1499
  6956. 01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,680
  6957. Yeah, I'm right
  6958. in the middle of hosting
  6959.  
  6960. 1500
  6961. 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,480
  6962. a Christmas party.
  6963.  
  6964. 1501
  6965. 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,560
  6966. Can we discuss this next
  6967. month when I get back to my
  6968. office?
  6969.  
  6970. 1502
  6971. 01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:36,920
  6972. Could you please just do
  6973. this one thing for me?
  6974.  
  6975. 1503
  6976. 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,680
  6977. Well,
  6978. I'll tell you what.
  6979.  
  6980. 1504
  6981. 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,680
  6982. If I find it, I'll be sure
  6983. to let you know, okay?
  6984.  
  6985. 1505
  6986. 01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:42,920
  6987. Merry Christmas, Carrie.
  6988.  
  6989. 1506
  6990. 01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:44,480
  6991. ( dial tone )
  6992.  
  6993. 1507
  6994. 01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:10,400
  6995. Okay...
  6996.  
  6997. 1508
  6998. 01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:15,720
  6999. God...
  7000. I'm not going to lie.
  7001.  
  7002. 1509
  7003. 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,280
  7004. I don't really believe
  7005. you exist.
  7006.  
  7007. 1510
  7008. 01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:21,520
  7009. So, I don't really know
  7010. what I'm doing,
  7011.  
  7012. 1511
  7013. 01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:23,560
  7014. or who I'm talking to,
  7015.  
  7016. 1512
  7017. 01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:27,720
  7018. but anyway,
  7019. I just thought I might
  7020.  
  7021. 1513
  7022. 01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:30,520
  7023. at least let you know
  7024. in the unlikely event
  7025.  
  7026. 1514
  7027. 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:31,680
  7028. that you did exist,
  7029.  
  7030. 1515
  7031. 01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:35,880
  7032. what my requests
  7033. would be this Christmas.
  7034.  
  7035. 1516
  7036. 01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:38,360
  7037. It won't take long,
  7038. I promise.
  7039.  
  7040. 1517
  7041. 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:42,120
  7042. So, firstly,
  7043.  
  7044. 1518
  7045. 01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:43,680
  7046. I'd like things
  7047. to be better
  7048.  
  7049. 1519
  7050. 01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:47,360
  7051. for the homeless,
  7052. the old, the sick,
  7053.  
  7054. 1520
  7055. 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:50,720
  7056. and anyone
  7057. who's not doing so great.
  7058.  
  7059. 1521
  7060. 01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:56,880
  7061. I'm sorry
  7062. for when I judge people.
  7063.  
  7064. 1522
  7065. 01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:59,920
  7066. And I'm sorry
  7067. for the not-so-good things
  7068.  
  7069. 1523
  7070. 01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:01,280
  7071. I've done lately.
  7072.  
  7073. 1524
  7074. 01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:06,040
  7075. It just seems kind of hard
  7076. to avoid doing them.
  7077.  
  7078. 1525
  7079. 01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:10,520
  7080. But I'll try and do better,
  7081. I promise.
  7082.  
  7083. 1526
  7084. 01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:12,520
  7085. Oh, and this might
  7086. sound really petty,
  7087.  
  7088. 1527
  7089. 01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:14,600
  7090. but could you please
  7091. help everyone learn
  7092.  
  7093. 1528
  7094. 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:18,680
  7095. how to pronounce
  7096. "In Excelsis Deo" correctly?
  7097.  
  7098. 1529
  7099. 01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:20,240
  7100. Thanks.
  7101.  
  7102. 1530
  7103. 01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:24,760
  7104. And...
  7105.  
  7106. 1531
  7107. 01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:28,880
  7108. I know...
  7109.  
  7110. 1532
  7111. 01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:35,960
  7112. that my mom probably
  7113. isn't up there with you,
  7114.  
  7115. 1533
  7116. 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,880
  7117. but if she was,
  7118. I just want her to know
  7119.  
  7120. 1534
  7121. 01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:45,880
  7122. that I really,
  7123. really, really miss her.
  7124.  
  7125. 1535
  7126. 01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:50,200
  7127. And I know
  7128. that my dad does too.
  7129.  
  7130. 1536
  7131. 01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:56,600
  7132. As for him,
  7133. I'm just tired of fighting.
  7134.  
  7135. 1537
  7136. 01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:01,840
  7137. I just
  7138. really wish everything
  7139.  
  7140. 1538
  7141. 01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:03,400
  7142. could be like
  7143. it was before.
  7144.  
  7145. 1539
  7146. 01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:08,760
  7147. So, anyway,
  7148. that's it I guess.
  7149.  
  7150. 1540
  7151. 01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:10,280
  7152. Amen.
  7153.  
  7154. 1541
  7155. 01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:12,800
  7156. Oh, and happy birthday.
  7157.  
  7158. 1542
  7159. 01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:31,040
  7160. ( doorbell buzzes )
  7161.  
  7162. 1543
  7163. 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:39,080
  7164. I know it's Christmas,
  7165.  
  7166. 1544
  7167. 01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:40,800
  7168. so you don't have to work,
  7169. even though you're Jewish,
  7170.  
  7171. 1545
  7172. 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,200
  7173. and technically
  7174. you don't celebrate,
  7175.  
  7176. 1546
  7177. 01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:43,320
  7178. but we need to talk.
  7179.  
  7180. 1547
  7181. 01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:44,760
  7182. Are you okay?
  7183.  
  7184. 1548
  7185. 01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:45,960
  7186. Not really, no.
  7187.  
  7188. 1549
  7189. 01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:47,880
  7190. And I'm sorry to interrupt
  7191. your non-holiday,
  7192.  
  7193. 1550
  7194. 01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:49,680
  7195. but I couldn't wait
  7196. another week to tell you
  7197.  
  7198. 1551
  7199. 01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:51,200
  7200. that your list is crap.
  7201.  
  7202. 1552
  7203. 01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:53,360
  7204. - All right, just hold on--
  7205. - No. I will not hold on.
  7206.  
  7207. 1553
  7208. 01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:54,760
  7209. I need you
  7210. to listen to me.
  7211.  
  7212. 1554
  7213. 01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:57,240
  7214. Because of you,
  7215. I am a fish murderer.
  7216.  
  7217. 1555
  7218. 01:10:57,240 --> 01:10:59,480
  7219. Even worse, I almost slept
  7220. with an engaged guy.
  7221.  
  7222. 1556
  7223. 01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:01,480
  7224. And I am
  7225. more confused than ever.
  7226.  
  7227. 1557
  7228. 01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:02,840
  7229. Like, is it
  7230. so wrong for me
  7231.  
  7232. 1558
  7233. 01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:04,960
  7234. to do what is right
  7235. and be happy?
  7236.  
  7237. 1559
  7238. 01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:06,560
  7239. Because if so,
  7240. I am destined to be
  7241.  
  7242. 1560
  7243. 01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:07,840
  7244. a miserable person,
  7245. list or no list.
  7246.  
  7247. 1561
  7248. 01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:09,280
  7249. Carrie, stop.
  7250. Please, come inside--
  7251.  
  7252. 1562
  7253. 01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:10,680
  7254. I know what
  7255. you're going to say.
  7256.  
  7257. 1563
  7258. 01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:12,120
  7259. You're gonna say
  7260. I can't say the list is crap
  7261.  
  7262. 1564
  7263. 01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:13,440
  7264. because
  7265. I haven't finished it yet.
  7266.  
  7267. 1565
  7268. 01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:14,680
  7269. But the thing is,
  7270. I can't finish it
  7271.  
  7272. 1566
  7273. 01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:16,040
  7274. because I left
  7275. my "Franny and Zooey"
  7276.  
  7277. 1567
  7278. 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:17,440
  7279. at Professor Harrison's.
  7280.  
  7281. 1568
  7282. 01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:20,200
  7283. - Okay, so get it back.
  7284. - I told you, I can't!
  7285.  
  7286. 1569
  7287. 01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:22,280
  7288. I don't need to finish
  7289. the list to know that,
  7290.  
  7291. 1570
  7292. 01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:25,560
  7293. shocker--
  7294. drinking a cherry soda
  7295.  
  7296. 1571
  7297. 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:28,160
  7298. will not make my dad
  7299. pay attention to me.
  7300.  
  7301. 1572
  7302. 01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:31,040
  7303. Having a goldfish
  7304. won't bring my mom back.
  7305.  
  7306. 1573
  7307. 01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:33,480
  7308. It did help me learn,
  7309. though, that going on a date
  7310.  
  7311. 1574
  7312. 01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:35,640
  7313. could make me feel
  7314. more lonely than ever.
  7315.  
  7316. 1575
  7317. 01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:37,520
  7318. You know what I think?
  7319. I think you're the one
  7320. who needs a list.
  7321.  
  7322. 1576
  7323. 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,080
  7324. And it should have things
  7325. on it like,
  7326.  
  7327. 1577
  7328. 01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:40,560
  7329. "Don't have affairs
  7330. with married women."
  7331.  
  7332. 1578
  7333. 01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:42,120
  7334. - Now wait a minute.
  7335. - And fine, you're an adult,
  7336.  
  7337. 1579
  7338. 01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:44,120
  7339. so you can do what you like,
  7340. but so can I.
  7341.  
  7342. 1580
  7343. 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:45,600
  7344. And just because
  7345. I don't want to do
  7346.  
  7347. 1581
  7348. 01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,920
  7349. demeaning or immoral things
  7350. doesn't make me a prude.
  7351.  
  7352. 1582
  7353. 01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:49,080
  7354. I mean, a prude
  7355. wouldn't sleep with
  7356.  
  7357. 1583
  7358. 01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:50,600
  7359. her English professor,
  7360. would she?
  7361.  
  7362. 1584
  7363. 01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:52,040
  7364. You slept with
  7365. your English professor?
  7366.  
  7367. 1585
  7368. 01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:54,800
  7369. Dad!
  7370.  
  7371. 1586
  7372. 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:56,040
  7373. Petrov:
  7374. I tried to tell you.
  7375.  
  7376. 1587
  7377. 01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:57,120
  7378. What are you doing here?
  7379.  
  7380. 1588
  7381. 01:11:57,120 --> 01:11:58,280
  7382. What--
  7383. what is he doing here?
  7384.  
  7385. 1589
  7386. 01:11:58,280 --> 01:11:59,680
  7387. I was worried about you.
  7388.  
  7389. 1590
  7390. 01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:01,560
  7391. Obviously,
  7392. I had a very good reason to.
  7393.  
  7394. 1591
  7395. 01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:03,280
  7396. - Why didn't you call?
  7397. - I did call.
  7398.  
  7399. 1592
  7400. 01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:04,400
  7401. You didn't pick up
  7402. your phone.
  7403.  
  7404. 1593
  7405. 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:06,840
  7406. Because my phones
  7407. are broken!
  7408.  
  7409. 1594
  7410. 01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:07,840
  7411. Where's your new family?
  7412.  
  7413. 1595
  7414. 01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:09,120
  7415. Did you ship them off too,
  7416.  
  7417. 1596
  7418. 01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:10,440
  7419. so you didn't have to deal
  7420. with them?
  7421.  
  7422. 1597
  7423. 01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:11,800
  7424. That's not fair, Carrie.
  7425.  
  7426. 1598
  7427. 01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:13,800
  7428. What he did to me
  7429. isn't fair.
  7430.  
  7431. 1599
  7432. 01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:15,240
  7433. That didn't stop him.
  7434.  
  7435. 1600
  7436. 01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:16,680
  7437. Go home, Dad.
  7438.  
  7439. 1601
  7440. 01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,520
  7441. I came so that
  7442. you wouldn't have to go
  7443.  
  7444. 1602
  7445. 01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:19,920
  7446. to London,
  7447.  
  7448. 1603
  7449. 01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:21,200
  7450. which you seem to hate.
  7451.  
  7452. 1604
  7453. 01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:23,240
  7454. No, I don't hate London,
  7455. I hate you!
  7456.  
  7457. 1605
  7458. 01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:25,720
  7459. And I hate
  7460. this stupid list!
  7461.  
  7462. 1606
  7463. 01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:27,320
  7464. ( sighs )
  7465.  
  7466. 1607
  7467. 01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:30,840
  7468. Well...
  7469.  
  7470. 1608
  7471. 01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:31,800
  7472. that went well.
  7473.  
  7474. 1609
  7475. 01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:34,040
  7476. Give her some time.
  7477.  
  7478. 1610
  7479. 01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:26,160
  7480. Hi.
  7481.  
  7482. 1611
  7483. 01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:29,600
  7484. Wasn't sure
  7485. if you'd remember.
  7486.  
  7487. 1612
  7488. 01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:34,200
  7489. It's been such long time.
  7490.  
  7491. 1613
  7492. 01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:36,800
  7493. I'm a prodigy, aren't I?
  7494.  
  7495. 1614
  7496. 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:39,040
  7497. I think I can remember
  7498. the simple phrase,
  7499.  
  7500. 1615
  7501. 01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:40,480
  7502. "If you get lost,
  7503.  
  7504. 1616
  7505. 01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:42,600
  7506. I'll meet you
  7507. at Hans Christian Andersen."
  7508.  
  7509. 1617
  7510. 01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:50,360
  7511. Poor guy.
  7512.  
  7513. 1618
  7514. 01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:53,360
  7515. Never found love.
  7516.  
  7517. 1619
  7518. 01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:55,080
  7519. Wrote all those books
  7520. for children
  7521.  
  7522. 1620
  7523. 01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,000
  7524. and never had
  7525. any of his own.
  7526.  
  7527. 1621
  7528. 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,520
  7529. Mm.
  7530.  
  7531. 1622
  7532. 01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:00,160
  7533. Might be a good thing.
  7534.  
  7535. 1623
  7536. 01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:01,600
  7537. If he had them,
  7538. he undoubtedly
  7539.  
  7540. 1624
  7541. 01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:03,840
  7542. would have
  7543. disappointed them.
  7544.  
  7545. 1625
  7546. 01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:12,920
  7547. I really want you
  7548. to like Felicity.
  7549.  
  7550. 1626
  7551. 01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:15,480
  7552. I should have
  7553. told you.
  7554.  
  7555. 1627
  7556. 01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,720
  7557. But I thought that
  7558. if you met her first,
  7559.  
  7560. 1628
  7561. 01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:21,560
  7562. then she and and her kids,
  7563. you'd give them
  7564.  
  7565. 1629
  7566. 01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:23,600
  7567. a bit more of a chance.
  7568.  
  7569. 1630
  7570. 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:28,840
  7571. When your mother
  7572. got sick,
  7573.  
  7574. 1631
  7575. 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:34,120
  7576. I felt that I had
  7577. failed her somehow.
  7578.  
  7579. 1632
  7580. 01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:38,400
  7581. My whole reason for being
  7582.  
  7583. 1633
  7584. 01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:43,160
  7585. was to take care of her,
  7586. and you.
  7587.  
  7588. 1634
  7589. 01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:45,720
  7590. And then I got
  7591. really terrified
  7592.  
  7593. 1635
  7594. 01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:51,160
  7595. that I was going to fail you
  7596. as well.
  7597.  
  7598. 1636
  7599. 01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:53,520
  7600. So, I thought
  7601. that you would be better off
  7602.  
  7603. 1637
  7604. 01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:57,280
  7605. with people who understood
  7606. how to teach you.
  7607.  
  7608. 1638
  7609. 01:14:57,280 --> 01:15:00,520
  7610. I mean, you were so far ahead
  7611. of your classmates.
  7612.  
  7613. 1639
  7614. 01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:01,960
  7615. You were brilliant.
  7616.  
  7617. 1640
  7618. 01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:04,000
  7619. And I thought if you went
  7620. to college,
  7621.  
  7622. 1641
  7623. 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:08,400
  7624. you'd meet people
  7625. who were of like mind.
  7626.  
  7627. 1642
  7628. 01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:10,680
  7629. I was 14.
  7630.  
  7631. 1643
  7632. 01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:11,960
  7633. I was a freak.
  7634.  
  7635. 1644
  7636. 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:18,080
  7637. What about
  7638. the English teacher?
  7639.  
  7640. 1645
  7641. 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,600
  7642. Made me feel like
  7643. less of one.
  7644.  
  7645. 1646
  7646. 01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:23,560
  7647. At the beginning
  7648. at least.
  7649.  
  7650. 1647
  7651. 01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:32,120
  7652. Did he... hurt you?
  7653.  
  7654. 1648
  7655. 01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:34,880
  7656. No, no,
  7657. it wasn't like that.
  7658.  
  7659. 1649
  7660. 01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:37,720
  7661. You can press charges.
  7662.  
  7663. 1650
  7664. 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:39,880
  7665. Dad, I don't think
  7666. you can press charges
  7667.  
  7668. 1651
  7669. 01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:41,160
  7670. for hurting
  7671. someone's feelings.
  7672.  
  7673. 1652
  7674. 01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:42,600
  7675. That's not what
  7676. I'm talking about.
  7677.  
  7678. 1653
  7679. 01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:44,440
  7680. I'm talking about the fact
  7681. that you were underage.
  7682.  
  7683. 1654
  7684. 01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:45,720
  7685. I was 16.
  7686.  
  7687. 1655
  7688. 01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:47,800
  7689. That's the legal age
  7690. of consent.
  7691.  
  7692. 1656
  7693. 01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:51,360
  7694. And anyway,
  7695. he never forced me.
  7696.  
  7697. 1657
  7698. 01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:52,720
  7699. He manipulated you.
  7700.  
  7701. 1658
  7702. 01:15:52,720 --> 01:15:55,800
  7703. He used his position.
  7704.  
  7705. 1659
  7706. 01:15:57,560 --> 01:15:59,160
  7707. I'm gonna have him fired.
  7708.  
  7709. 1660
  7710. 01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:01,360
  7711. Well, he's teaching
  7712. at Columbia now,
  7713.  
  7714. 1661
  7715. 01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:03,400
  7716. so it looks like
  7717. someone beat you to it.
  7718.  
  7719. 1662
  7720. 01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:09,920
  7721. I just wish the bastard
  7722. would give me my book back.
  7723.  
  7724. 1663
  7725. 01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:13,560
  7726. - What book?
  7727. - "Franny and Zooey."
  7728.  
  7729. 1664
  7730. 01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:15,440
  7731. Don't you remember?
  7732.  
  7733. 1665
  7734. 01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:17,080
  7735. Mom gave me
  7736. a first edition
  7737.  
  7738. 1666
  7739. 01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:19,880
  7740. for my 12th birthday.
  7741.  
  7742. 1667
  7743. 01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:22,360
  7744. Oh, yes.
  7745.  
  7746. 1668
  7747. 01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:25,240
  7748. So she did.
  7749.  
  7750. 1669
  7751. 01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:26,840
  7752. You lent him that book?
  7753.  
  7754. 1670
  7755. 01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:29,720
  7756. I thought
  7757. he'd appreciate it.
  7758.  
  7759. 1671
  7760. 01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:31,560
  7761. I thought
  7762. he'd appreciate me.
  7763.  
  7764. 1672
  7765. 01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:36,440
  7766. Right, that's it.
  7767.  
  7768. 1673
  7769. 01:16:36,440 --> 01:16:37,920
  7770. Come on, let's go.
  7771.  
  7772. 1674
  7773. 01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:40,360
  7774. Where?
  7775.  
  7776. 1675
  7777. 01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:41,760
  7778. We're gonna get
  7779. your book back.
  7780.  
  7781. 1676
  7782. 01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:43,800
  7783. - What?
  7784. - Where's he live?
  7785.  
  7786. 1677
  7787. 01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,000
  7788. Dad,
  7789. I really don't think--
  7790.  
  7791. 1678
  7792. 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,080
  7793. Carrie,
  7794. where does he live?
  7795.  
  7796. 1679
  7797. 01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:57,400
  7798. Hi.
  7799.  
  7800. 1680
  7801. 01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:58,440
  7802. Hi.
  7803.  
  7804. 1681
  7805. 01:16:58,440 --> 01:16:59,680
  7806. Is David here?
  7807.  
  7808. 1682
  7809. 01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:00,880
  7810. Professor Harrison:
  7811. Who is it, Amanda?
  7812.  
  7813. 1683
  7814. 01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:03,640
  7815. There's a girl
  7816. here to see you.
  7817.  
  7818. 1684
  7819. 01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:07,520
  7820. Carrie.
  7821.  
  7822. 1685
  7823. 01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:10,480
  7824. What
  7825. an unexpected pleasure.
  7826.  
  7827. 1686
  7828. 01:17:10,480 --> 01:17:13,880
  7829. This is Amanda,
  7830. my wife.
  7831.  
  7832. 1687
  7833. 01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:15,680
  7834. Carrie Pilby, a student.
  7835.  
  7836. 1688
  7837. 01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:17,600
  7838. Ex-student.
  7839.  
  7840. 1689
  7841. 01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:19,240
  7842. You got married?
  7843.  
  7844. 1690
  7845. 01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:20,480
  7846. Yeah.
  7847.  
  7848. 1691
  7849. 01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:21,760
  7850. Congratulations.
  7851.  
  7852. 1692
  7853. 01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:24,840
  7854. I'm Daniel Pilby,
  7855. Carrie's father.
  7856.  
  7857. 1693
  7858. 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:27,080
  7859. Well, it's nice
  7860. to meet you.
  7861.  
  7862. 1694
  7863. 01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:28,720
  7864. We've come to get a book
  7865.  
  7866. 1695
  7867. 01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:30,040
  7868. that your husband's been
  7869. kind enough
  7870.  
  7871. 1696
  7872. 01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:31,480
  7873. to look after for me.
  7874.  
  7875. 1697
  7876. 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,400
  7877. Oh, yeah, the book.
  7878.  
  7879. 1698
  7880. 01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:35,640
  7881. Well, it's somewhere
  7882. inside the house.
  7883.  
  7884. 1699
  7885. 01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:37,080
  7886. As soon as I have a chance,
  7887. I'll find it,
  7888.  
  7889. 1700
  7890. 01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:38,360
  7891. and I'll put it
  7892. in the mail.
  7893.  
  7894. 1701
  7895. 01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:39,840
  7896. Why don't we save you
  7897. the trouble
  7898.  
  7899. 1702
  7900. 01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:42,400
  7901. and have
  7902. a quick look ourselves?
  7903.  
  7904. 1703
  7905. 01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:45,520
  7906. Excuse me.
  7907.  
  7908. 1704
  7909. 01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:47,760
  7910. I already told you,
  7911. I don't know where it is.
  7912.  
  7913. 1705
  7914. 01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:50,160
  7915. But you said yourself
  7916. it must be here somewhere.
  7917.  
  7918. 1706
  7919. 01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:51,920
  7920. Hello.
  7921.  
  7922. 1707
  7923. 01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:56,000
  7924. Do you mind?
  7925.  
  7926. 1708
  7927. 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,160
  7928. No, not at all.
  7929.  
  7930. 1709
  7931. 01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:59,360
  7932. We won't be a moment.
  7933.  
  7934. 1710
  7935. 01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:02,080
  7936. Happy Christmas.
  7937.  
  7938. 1711
  7939. 01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:03,480
  7940. Same to you.
  7941.  
  7942. 1712
  7943. 01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:05,920
  7944. Library.
  7945.  
  7946. 1713
  7947. 01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:08,480
  7948. ♪ Good tidings to you
  7949.  
  7950. 1714
  7951. 01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:09,880
  7952. ♪ Wherever you are...
  7953.  
  7954. 1715
  7955. 01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:11,480
  7956. - We've got guests.
  7957. - They seem very nice.
  7958.  
  7959. 1716
  7960. 01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:12,600
  7961. Oh!
  7962.  
  7963. 1717
  7964. 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,440
  7965. ♪ ...And a Happy New Year
  7966.  
  7967. 1718
  7968. 01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:16,440
  7969. ♪ We wish you
  7970. a Merry Christmas ♪
  7971.  
  7972. 1719
  7973. 01:18:16,440 --> 01:18:18,360
  7974. ♪ We wish you
  7975. a Merry Christmas... ♪
  7976.  
  7977. 1720
  7978. 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:19,680
  7979. - Look!
  7980. - Ah!
  7981.  
  7982. 1721
  7983. 01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:20,720
  7984. There!
  7985.  
  7986. 1722
  7987. 01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:22,400
  7988. That wasn't
  7989. so difficult after all.
  7990.  
  7991. 1723
  7992. 01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:24,000
  7993. Will that be all?
  7994.  
  7995. 1724
  7996. 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,080
  7997. Well,
  7998. there is one small thing.
  7999.  
  8000. 1725
  8001. 01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:26,200
  8002. Yes?
  8003.  
  8004. 1726
  8005. 01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:27,760
  8006. - ( grunts )
  8007. - ( guests gasp )
  8008.  
  8009. 1727
  8010. 01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:29,800
  8011. ( guests mutter )
  8012.  
  8013. 1728
  8014. 01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:32,600
  8015. Borrowing a book
  8016. and not returning it
  8017.  
  8018. 1729
  8019. 01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:34,680
  8020. is the height
  8021. of rudeness.
  8022.  
  8023. 1730
  8024. 01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:36,520
  8025. - You son of a--
  8026. - Yeah.
  8027.  
  8028. 1731
  8029. 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:37,880
  8030. Come along, Carrie.
  8031.  
  8032. 1732
  8033. 01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:39,480
  8034. ♪ We wish you
  8035. a Merry Christmas ♪
  8036.  
  8037. 1733
  8038. 01:18:39,480 --> 01:18:40,600
  8039. ♪ We wish you
  8040. a Merry Christmas... ♪
  8041.  
  8042. 1734
  8043. 01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:42,200
  8044. Man:
  8045. Who was this guy?
  8046.  
  8047. 1735
  8048. 01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:43,480
  8049. It looks good on you.
  8050.  
  8051. 1736
  8052. 01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:45,480
  8053. - What?
  8054. - The blood.
  8055.  
  8056. 1737
  8057. 01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:47,400
  8058. Turns your lips red.
  8059.  
  8060. 1738
  8061. 01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:48,680
  8062. ♪ ...New Year.
  8063.  
  8064. 1739
  8065. 01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:55,680
  8066. ( song ends )
  8067.  
  8068. 1740
  8069. 01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:57,240
  8070. - ( laughs )
  8071. - Are you okay?
  8072.  
  8073. 1741
  8074. 01:18:57,240 --> 01:18:59,360
  8075. I think-- I think
  8076. I've broken something.
  8077.  
  8078. 1742
  8079. 01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:02,200
  8080. Bloody worth it,
  8081. though, eh?
  8082.  
  8083. 1743
  8084. 01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:05,200
  8085. Let me see.
  8086. Let me see.
  8087.  
  8088. 1744
  8089. 01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:09,840
  8090. I think
  8091. you're gonna be okay.
  8092.  
  8093. 1745
  8094. 01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:11,360
  8095. I missed you.
  8096.  
  8097. 1746
  8098. 01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:13,680
  8099. And I missed you too.
  8100.  
  8101. 1747
  8102. 01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:16,240
  8103. So, so much.
  8104.  
  8105. 1748
  8106. 01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:20,800
  8107. And I'm so sorry
  8108. for everything.
  8109.  
  8110. 1749
  8111. 01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:22,040
  8112. It's okay.
  8113.  
  8114. 1750
  8115. 01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:25,000
  8116. But you need to stop
  8117. trying to get me sorted.
  8118.  
  8119. 1751
  8120. 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:26,000
  8121. I'm 19.
  8122.  
  8123. 1752
  8124. 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,240
  8125. I'm not supposed
  8126. to be sorted yet.
  8127.  
  8128. 1753
  8129. 01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:29,520
  8130. Okay.
  8131.  
  8132. 1754
  8133. 01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:38,840
  8134. I come in peace.
  8135.  
  8136. 1755
  8137. 01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:41,280
  8138. Carrie, hi.
  8139.  
  8140. 1756
  8141. 01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:44,040
  8142. I wasn't sure
  8143. if you'd show up
  8144.  
  8145. 1757
  8146. 01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:45,760
  8147. for your appointment
  8148. today.
  8149.  
  8150. 1758
  8151. 01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:47,480
  8152. Did your dad leave?
  8153.  
  8154. 1759
  8155. 01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:48,880
  8156. Yeah, he did.
  8157.  
  8158. 1760
  8159. 01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:51,880
  8160. I miss him already.
  8161.  
  8162. 1761
  8163. 01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:53,600
  8164. You can go back to sleep
  8165. if you want.
  8166.  
  8167. 1762
  8168. 01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:56,400
  8169. No, no.
  8170. I was just a little tired.
  8171.  
  8172. 1763
  8173. 01:19:57,800 --> 01:19:59,600
  8174. Long night?
  8175.  
  8176. 1764
  8177. 01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:02,320
  8178. You do realize
  8179. it's not appropriate for me
  8180.  
  8181. 1765
  8182. 01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:05,920
  8183. to discuss
  8184. my personal life with you.
  8185.  
  8186. 1766
  8187. 01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:07,960
  8188. I think
  8189. it would really help me
  8190.  
  8191. 1767
  8192. 01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:09,280
  8193. if you did.
  8194.  
  8195. 1768
  8196. 01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:17,240
  8197. All right.
  8198.  
  8199. 1769
  8200. 01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:19,440
  8201. What do you
  8202. want to know?
  8203.  
  8204. 1770
  8205. 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,080
  8206. Was there ever a time
  8207.  
  8208. 1771
  8209. 01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:22,960
  8210. when you thought
  8211. that cheating was wrong?
  8212.  
  8213. 1772
  8214. 01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:25,640
  8215. Of course.
  8216. I still do.
  8217.  
  8218. 1773
  8219. 01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:27,880
  8220. Then how do
  8221. you justify it?
  8222. Don't you feel bad?
  8223.  
  8224. 1774
  8225. 01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:29,760
  8226. Yes.
  8227.  
  8228. 1775
  8229. 01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:31,680
  8230. No.
  8231.  
  8232. 1776
  8233. 01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:33,120
  8234. All of the above.
  8235.  
  8236. 1777
  8237. 01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:36,880
  8238. I do part-time consulting
  8239. for Cheryl's agency.
  8240.  
  8241. 1778
  8242. 01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:39,680
  8243. She works
  8244. with abused children.
  8245.  
  8246. 1779
  8247. 01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:43,160
  8248. We spent
  8249. a lot of time together.
  8250.  
  8251. 1780
  8252. 01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:45,960
  8253. I invited her
  8254. for coffee.
  8255.  
  8256. 1781
  8257. 01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:49,520
  8258. We talked,
  8259. we talked more.
  8260.  
  8261. 1782
  8262. 01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:51,800
  8263. We wanted to spend
  8264. more time together.
  8265.  
  8266. 1783
  8267. 01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:53,080
  8268. I suppose I am
  8269.  
  8270. 1784
  8271. 01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:55,000
  8272. what you might call
  8273. a hypocrite.
  8274.  
  8275. 1785
  8276. 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:57,360
  8277. It must bring you great joy
  8278. to hear me say that.
  8279.  
  8280. 1786
  8281. 01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:59,160
  8282. No, no.
  8283. It doesn't.
  8284.  
  8285. 1787
  8286. 01:20:59,160 --> 01:21:02,600
  8287. Her husband doesn't show her
  8288. any affection.
  8289.  
  8290. 1788
  8291. 01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:05,440
  8292. - That's an excuse.
  8293. - He's always gone.
  8294.  
  8295. 1789
  8296. 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:07,040
  8297. - Excuse.
  8298. - He's been cheating.
  8299.  
  8300. 1790
  8301. 01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:08,000
  8302. - Excuse.
  8303. - And maybe--
  8304.  
  8305. 1791
  8306. 01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:09,840
  8307. Excuse!
  8308.  
  8309. 1792
  8310. 01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:11,240
  8311. ( sighs )
  8312.  
  8313. 1793
  8314. 01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:13,360
  8315. Maybe she'll leave him?
  8316.  
  8317. 1794
  8318. 01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:17,280
  8319. Excuse.
  8320.  
  8321. 1795
  8322. 01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:21,880
  8323. I just came
  8324. to let you know
  8325.  
  8326. 1796
  8327. 01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:23,320
  8328. that my dad and I
  8329. made up.
  8330.  
  8331. 1797
  8332. 01:21:23,320 --> 01:21:25,680
  8333. I'm very glad.
  8334.  
  8335. 1798
  8336. 01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:27,600
  8337. And, okay.
  8338.  
  8339. 1799
  8340. 01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:31,480
  8341. He helped me
  8342. to get this back.
  8343.  
  8344. 1800
  8345. 01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:38,600
  8346. "Franny and Zooey."
  8347.  
  8348. 1801
  8349. 01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:40,800
  8350. And as we often say
  8351. in my profession,
  8352.  
  8353. 1802
  8354. 01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:42,880
  8355. how did that
  8356. make you feel?
  8357.  
  8358. 1803
  8359. 01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:46,320
  8360. Like maybe I should finish
  8361. that silly,
  8362.  
  8363. 1804
  8364. 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:48,680
  8365. or not so silly,
  8366.  
  8367. 1805
  8368. 01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:51,800
  8369. list that I threw
  8370. in your general direction?
  8371.  
  8372. 1806
  8373. 01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:54,240
  8374. Oh, I was hoping
  8375. you'd say that.
  8376.  
  8377. 1807
  8378. 01:21:55,240 --> 01:21:56,280
  8379. You saved it.
  8380.  
  8381. 1808
  8382. 01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:57,600
  8383. Just in case.
  8384.  
  8385. 1809
  8386. 01:21:57,560 --> 01:21:59,680
  8387. I have a photographic memory,
  8388. remember?
  8389.  
  8390. 1810
  8391. 01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:03,360
  8392. Thank you.
  8393.  
  8394. 1811
  8395. 01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:07,560
  8396. So, what are you going
  8397. to do about Mrs. Rubin?
  8398.  
  8399. 1812
  8400. 01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:10,160
  8401. I don't know.
  8402.  
  8403. 1813
  8404. 01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:12,960
  8405. Contrary to what the degrees
  8406. on the wall may imply,
  8407.  
  8408. 1814
  8409. 01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:15,240
  8410. I don't have
  8411. all the answers.
  8412.  
  8413. 1815
  8414. 01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:18,600
  8415. I wouldn't trust anyone
  8416. who thought that they did.
  8417.  
  8418. 1816
  8419. 01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:20,480
  8420. Maybe you need
  8421. to make her a list.
  8422.  
  8423. 1817
  8424. 01:22:20,480 --> 01:22:22,200
  8425. "Five ways
  8426. to leave her husband."
  8427.  
  8428. 1818
  8429. 01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:24,800
  8430. ( both laugh )
  8431.  
  8432. 1819
  8433. 01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:29,160
  8434. You know, sometimes...
  8435.  
  8436. 1820
  8437. 01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:32,480
  8438. you really remind me
  8439. of your mother.
  8440.  
  8441. 1821
  8442. 01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:35,360
  8443. Thanks.
  8444.  
  8445. 1822
  8446. 01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:37,280
  8447. I'll take that
  8448. as a compliment.
  8449.  
  8450. 1823
  8451. 01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:39,920
  8452. Compliment intended.
  8453.  
  8454. 1824
  8455. 01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:43,040
  8456. You are allowed
  8457. to be happy, Carrie.
  8458.  
  8459. 1825
  8460. 01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:46,680
  8461. You know that,
  8462. don't you?
  8463.  
  8464. 1826
  8465. 01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:48,960
  8466. Your mom
  8467. would want that for you.
  8468.  
  8469. 1827
  8470. 01:23:21,440 --> 01:23:23,080
  8471. ( shutter clicks )
  8472.  
  8473. 1828
  8474. 01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:40,240
  8475. Shit.
  8476.  
  8477. 1829
  8478. 01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:44,240
  8479. Carrie!
  8480.  
  8481. 1830
  8482. 01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:45,680
  8483. Oh, thank God!
  8484.  
  8485. 1831
  8486. 01:23:45,680 --> 01:23:47,520
  8487. I thought you might
  8488. never speak to me again
  8489.  
  8490. 1832
  8491. 01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:49,120
  8492. after I abandoned you
  8493. at Dex's gig.
  8494.  
  8495. 1833
  8496. 01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:50,640
  8497. How can I ever
  8498. make it up to you?
  8499.  
  8500. 1834
  8501. 01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:51,960
  8502. You already did.
  8503.  
  8504. 1835
  8505. 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:53,640
  8506. You helped me
  8507. cross something off my list.
  8508.  
  8509. 1836
  8510. 01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:55,280
  8511. I did?
  8512. Which one?
  8513.  
  8514. 1837
  8515. 01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:56,400
  8516. Make a friend.
  8517.  
  8518. 1838
  8519. 01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:58,560
  8520. - Oh!
  8521. - Oh, okay.
  8522.  
  8523. 1839
  8524. 01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:00,840
  8525. You're hurting me
  8526. a little bit.
  8527.  
  8528. 1840
  8529. 01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:02,040
  8530. Oh, come on.
  8531.  
  8532. 1841
  8533. 01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:03,160
  8534. I want to introduce you
  8535. to Dex.
  8536.  
  8537. 1842
  8538. 01:24:03,160 --> 01:24:04,640
  8539. - Dex? Dex-Dex?
  8540. - Yeah.
  8541.  
  8542. 1843
  8543. 01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:06,880
  8544. What, "Nationally
  8545. registered tongue" Dex?
  8546.  
  8547. 1844
  8548. 01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:09,520
  8549. - Okay. Okay.
  8550. - Oh, sorry!
  8551.  
  8552. 1845
  8553. 01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:11,680
  8554. ( muttering )
  8555.  
  8556. 1846
  8557. 01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:13,600
  8558. Oh, Carrie, this is Dex.
  8559.  
  8560. 1847
  8561. 01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:14,680
  8562. Dex, this is Carrie.
  8563.  
  8564. 1848
  8565. 01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:16,120
  8566. Hi, nice to meet you!
  8567.  
  8568. 1849
  8569. 01:24:16,120 --> 01:24:17,160
  8570. Yeah, you too.
  8571.  
  8572. 1850
  8573. 01:24:17,160 --> 01:24:20,080
  8574. Oh, uh--
  8575.  
  8576. 1851
  8577. 01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:22,240
  8578. He seems... nice.
  8579.  
  8580. 1852
  8581. 01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:23,720
  8582. Yeah, he is.
  8583.  
  8584. 1853
  8585. 01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:26,000
  8586. I'll call you.
  8587. We'll go for lunch.
  8588.  
  8589. 1854
  8590. 01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:27,800
  8591. Oh, oh!
  8592. I would love that.
  8593.  
  8594. 1855
  8595. 01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:29,480
  8596. Well, see you later!
  8597.  
  8598. 1856
  8599. 01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:31,240
  8600. Okay.
  8601.  
  8602. 1857
  8603. 01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:37,160
  8604. Pilby!
  8605.  
  8606. 1858
  8607. 01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:42,600
  8608. - Cheers.
  8609. - Cheers.
  8610.  
  8611. 1859
  8612. 01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:45,840
  8613. Are you wearing
  8614. eye makeup?
  8615.  
  8616. 1860
  8617. 01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:47,360
  8618. It looks good.
  8619.  
  8620. 1861
  8621. 01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:51,520
  8622. Hey, what's the square root
  8623. of 6,023?
  8624.  
  8625. 1862
  8626. 01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:53,000
  8627. Seventy-five.
  8628.  
  8629. 1863
  8630. 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:54,800
  8631. You're a freaking genius!
  8632.  
  8633. 1864
  8634. 01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:57,560
  8635. - I made it up.
  8636. - Like, what's the equation?
  8637.  
  8638. 1865
  8639. 01:24:57,560 --> 01:24:58,800
  8640. What special equations
  8641. do you use?
  8642.  
  8643. 1866
  8644. 01:24:58,840 --> 01:25:00,560
  8645. You know what,
  8646. I'll tell you on Monday.
  8647.  
  8648. 1867
  8649. 01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:01,920
  8650. You're leaving?
  8651.  
  8652. 1868
  8653. 01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:06,480
  8654. I have a party limit,
  8655. and I'm all partied out.
  8656.  
  8657. 1869
  8658. 01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:08,280
  8659. But I'll see you later.
  8660. Happy New Year.
  8661.  
  8662. 1870
  8663. 01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:13,600
  8664. Male reporter:
  8665. What a scene here
  8666. in Times Square!
  8667.  
  8668. 1871
  8669. 01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:15,360
  8670. Hundreds of thousands
  8671. of people crammed in here.
  8672.  
  8673. 1872
  8674. 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,280
  8675. Very excited,
  8676. counting down to midnight.
  8677.  
  8678. 1873
  8679. 01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:19,560
  8680. Female reporter:
  8681. That's a no brainer!
  8682. Absolutely.
  8683.  
  8684. 1874
  8685. 01:25:19,560 --> 01:25:21,760
  8686. Man:
  8687. Well, I'd like to get
  8688. in the hot tub already.
  8689.  
  8690. 1875
  8691. 01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:23,680
  8692. - I'm so cold right now!
  8693. - You're cold?
  8694.  
  8695. 1876
  8696. 01:25:23,680 --> 01:25:25,960
  8697. Are you kidding,
  8698. it's 40 degrees.
  8699. Try living in Minnesota.
  8700.  
  8701. 1877
  8702. 01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:27,720
  8703. - Should they get
  8704. in the hot tub?
  8705. - Woman #2: They should
  8706.  
  8707. 1878
  8708. 01:25:27,720 --> 01:25:29,120
  8709. because we're freezing
  8710. and we would love
  8711.  
  8712. 1879
  8713. 01:25:29,120 --> 01:25:30,320
  8714. to get in the hot tub.
  8715.  
  8716. 1880
  8717. 01:25:30,320 --> 01:25:31,640
  8718. Woman:
  8719. You're from Phoenix!
  8720.  
  8721. 1881
  8722. 01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:33,560
  8723. Woman #2: Should
  8724. they get in the hot tub?
  8725.  
  8726. 1882
  8727. 01:25:33,560 --> 01:25:35,680
  8728. Male reporter:
  8729. Yes, you ladies
  8730. get in the hot tub quick!
  8731.  
  8732. 1883
  8733. 01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:37,640
  8734. - Get in the hot tub!
  8735. Come on, get in the hot tub.
  8736. - Fuck it.
  8737.  
  8738. 1884
  8739. 01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:47,240
  8740. Hey.
  8741.  
  8742. 1885
  8743. 01:25:47,240 --> 01:25:50,120
  8744. Hi.
  8745. You must be Ted.
  8746.  
  8747. 1886
  8748. 01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:53,920
  8749. Is Cy in?
  8750.  
  8751. 1887
  8752. 01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:55,040
  8753. Moved out.
  8754.  
  8755. 1888
  8756. 01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,680
  8757. What?
  8758.  
  8759. 1889
  8760. 01:25:56,680 --> 01:25:57,640
  8761. When?
  8762.  
  8763. 1890
  8764. 01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:58,560
  8765. Yesterday.
  8766.  
  8767. 1891
  8768. 01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:01,880
  8769. Oh, okay.
  8770.  
  8771. 1892
  8772. 01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:03,200
  8773. Um...
  8774.  
  8775. 1893
  8776. 01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:04,360
  8777. - Well--
  8778. - Bye-bye, then.
  8779.  
  8780. 1894
  8781. 01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:05,440
  8782. Oh, okay, um--
  8783.  
  8784. 1895
  8785. 01:26:05,440 --> 01:26:06,920
  8786. Well, is there any way
  8787. that I could--
  8788.  
  8789. 1896
  8790. 01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:08,200
  8791. Happy New Year.
  8792.  
  8793. 1897
  8794. 01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:10,240
  8795. Is it--
  8796.  
  8797. 1898
  8798. 01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:12,320
  8799. ( footsteps approach )
  8800.  
  8801. 1899
  8802. 01:26:12,320 --> 01:26:13,560
  8803. What is the matter
  8804. with you?
  8805.  
  8806. 1900
  8807. 01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:16,440
  8808. Can you not stop lying
  8809. for one minute?
  8810.  
  8811. 1901
  8812. 01:26:16,440 --> 01:26:17,880
  8813. Hey, sorry.
  8814.  
  8815. 1902
  8816. 01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:19,600
  8817. You see what I mean?
  8818. The guy's a compulsive liar.
  8819.  
  8820. 1903
  8821. 01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:21,280
  8822. You literally can't believe
  8823. a word he says.
  8824.  
  8825. 1904
  8826. 01:26:21,280 --> 01:26:22,560
  8827. Nice tux.
  8828.  
  8829. 1905
  8830. 01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:24,800
  8831. Oh, yeah.
  8832. We had a concert.
  8833.  
  8834. 1906
  8835. 01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:26,280
  8836. I just got back.
  8837.  
  8838. 1907
  8839. 01:26:26,280 --> 01:26:29,120
  8840. You didn't wanna go out
  8841. after?
  8842.  
  8843. 1908
  8844. 01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:30,960
  8845. New Year's Eve
  8846. isn't really my thing.
  8847.  
  8848. 1909
  8849. 01:26:30,960 --> 01:26:33,840
  8850. Me neither.
  8851.  
  8852. 1910
  8853. 01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:36,600
  8854. Do you want
  8855. to come in?
  8856.  
  8857. 1911
  8858. 01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:38,360
  8859. If that's okay.
  8860.  
  8861. 1912
  8862. 01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:41,720
  8863. Yeah, I think
  8864. that could be okay.
  8865.  
  8866. 1913
  8867. 01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:44,800
  8868. Actually, would you mind
  8869. waiting here one second?
  8870.  
  8871. 1914
  8872. 01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:46,080
  8873. There's just
  8874. something I have to do
  8875.  
  8876. 1915
  8877. 01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:47,360
  8878. really, really quickly.
  8879.  
  8880. 1916
  8881. 01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:49,000
  8882. I'll be--
  8883. I'll be one minute.
  8884.  
  8885. 1917
  8886. 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:50,200
  8887. Okay.
  8888.  
  8889. 1918
  8890. 01:26:59,960 --> 01:27:01,680
  8891. ( knocking on window )
  8892.  
  8893. 1919
  8894. 01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:14,960
  8895. You're always
  8896. disappearing.
  8897.  
  8898. 1920
  8899. 01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:18,680
  8900. Sorry, I thought
  8901. I left the stove on.
  8902.  
  8903. 1921
  8904. 01:27:18,680 --> 01:27:19,880
  8905. That's okay.
  8906.  
  8907. 1922
  8908. 01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:21,640
  8909. This is a much
  8910. better spot anyway.
  8911.  
  8912. 1923
  8913. 01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:22,720
  8914. Spot?
  8915.  
  8916. 1924
  8917. 01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:24,680
  8918. To watch the fireworks.
  8919.  
  8920. 1925
  8921. 01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:26,040
  8922. They're about to start.
  8923.  
  8924. 1926
  8925. 01:27:27,760 --> 01:27:29,760
  8926. Here, take my hand.
  8927.  
  8928. 1927
  8929. 01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:39,000
  8930. It's freezing.
  8931.  
  8932. 1928
  8933. 01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:40,120
  8934. I'd loan you my coat,
  8935.  
  8936. 1929
  8937. 01:27:40,120 --> 01:27:41,360
  8938. but someone forgot
  8939. to return it.
  8940.  
  8941. 1930
  8942. 01:27:41,360 --> 01:27:42,520
  8943. Oh, right.
  8944.  
  8945. 1931
  8946. 01:27:42,520 --> 01:27:44,760
  8947. Oh, I'm sorry.
  8948. Shall I pop in and grab it?
  8949.  
  8950. 1932
  8951. 01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:47,320
  8952. You just stay right here,
  8953. Carrie Pilby.
  8954.  
  8955. 1933
  8956. 01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:54,320
  8957. So, what's Cy short for?
  8958.  
  8959. 1934
  8960. 01:27:54,320 --> 01:27:55,760
  8961. Cyrus.
  8962.  
  8963. 1935
  8964. 01:27:57,400 --> 01:27:59,040
  8965. What about Carrie?
  8966.  
  8967. 1936
  8968. 01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:00,600
  8969. Nothing.
  8970.  
  8971. 1937
  8972. 01:28:02,040 --> 01:28:04,320
  8973. It's just Carrie.
  8974.  
  8975. 1938
  8976. 01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:09,360
  8977. What's your middle name?
  8978.  
  8979. 1939
  8980. 01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:15,720
  8981. ( music playing )
  8982.  
  8983. 1940
  8984. 01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:02,680
  8985. ( rock music playing )
  8986.  
  8987. 1941
  8988. 01:30:08,200 --> 01:30:11,280
  8989. ♪ Go on,
  8990. make a mistake ♪
  8991.  
  8992. 1942
  8993. 01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:16,360
  8994. ♪ Come on,
  8995. let's jump in a lake ♪
  8996.  
  8997. 1943
  8998. 01:30:16,360 --> 01:30:19,800
  8999. ♪ It's
  9000. your favorite song ♪
  9001.  
  9002. 1944
  9003. 01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:23,560
  9004. ♪ Watching
  9005. the sky turn blue ♪
  9006.  
  9007. 1945
  9008. 01:30:23,560 --> 01:30:27,120
  9009. ♪ You always know
  9010. where to find me ♪
  9011.  
  9012. 1946
  9013. 01:30:27,120 --> 01:30:29,640
  9014. ♪ I used to do nothing
  9015. of the kind ♪
  9016.  
  9017. 1947
  9018. 01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:35,080
  9019. ♪ See, I'm just sitting here
  9020. on this fence ♪
  9021.  
  9022. 1948
  9023. 01:30:35,080 --> 01:30:39,560
  9024. ♪ Watching the sky
  9025. turn blue ♪
  9026.  
  9027. 1949
  9028. 01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:42,160
  9029. ♪ Don't you think
  9030. it's about time ♪
  9031.  
  9032. 1950
  9033. 01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:44,760
  9034. ♪ About time,
  9035. about time ♪
  9036.  
  9037. 1951
  9038. 01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:47,320
  9039. ♪ The sun shine
  9040. down on you ♪
  9041.  
  9042. 1952
  9043. 01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:57,760
  9044. ♪ Leave the take,
  9045. I'll take the kids ♪
  9046.  
  9047. 1953
  9048. 01:30:57,720 --> 01:31:01,640
  9049. ♪ In the middle
  9050. of my coffee break ♪
  9051.  
  9052. 1954
  9053. 01:31:01,640 --> 01:31:05,720
  9054. ♪ You'll find me
  9055. on the Ferris wheel ♪
  9056.  
  9057. 1955
  9058. 01:31:05,720 --> 01:31:09,800
  9059. ♪ Watching the sky
  9060. turn blue ♪
  9061.  
  9062. 1956
  9063. 01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:12,920
  9064. ♪ Don't you think
  9065. it's about time ♪
  9066.  
  9067. 1957
  9068. 01:31:12,920 --> 01:31:15,400
  9069. ♪ About time,
  9070. about time ♪
  9071.  
  9072. 1958
  9073. 01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:17,480
  9074. ♪ The sun shine
  9075. down on you ♪
  9076.  
  9077. 1959
  9078. 01:31:24,720 --> 01:31:27,560
  9079. ♪ Sun shine down
  9080.  
  9081. 1960
  9082. 01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:29,040
  9083. ♪ Oh, oh
  9084.  
  9085. 1961
  9086. 01:31:29,040 --> 01:31:31,360
  9087. ♪ Sun shine down
  9088.  
  9089. 1962
  9090. 01:31:31,360 --> 01:31:33,200
  9091. ♪ Oh, yeah
  9092.  
  9093. 1963
  9094. 01:31:33,200 --> 01:31:35,960
  9095. ♪ Don't you think
  9096. it's about time ♪
  9097.  
  9098. 1964
  9099. 01:31:35,960 --> 01:31:38,280
  9100. ♪ About time,
  9101. about time ♪
  9102.  
  9103. 1965
  9104. 01:31:38,280 --> 01:31:40,840
  9105. ♪ Sun shine down
  9106.  
  9107. 1966
  9108. 01:31:40,840 --> 01:31:43,600
  9109. ♪ Don't you think
  9110. it's about time ♪
  9111.  
  9112. 1967
  9113. 01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:48,280
  9114. ♪ About time,
  9115. about time ♪
  9116.  
  9117. 1968
  9118. 01:31:48,280 --> 01:31:51,320
  9119. ♪ Don't you think
  9120. it's about time ♪
  9121.  
  9122. 1969
  9123. 01:31:51,320 --> 01:31:53,560
  9124. ♪ About time,
  9125. about time ♪
  9126.  
  9127. 1970
  9128. 01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:56,760
  9129. ♪ The sun shine
  9130. down on you ♪
  9131.  
  9132. 1971
  9133. 01:32:01,560 --> 01:32:03,320
  9134. ♪ Watching the sky
  9135. turn blue ♪
  9136.  
  9137. 1972
  9138. 01:32:03,320 --> 01:32:07,400
  9139. ♪ Sun shine down
  9140.  
  9141. 1973
  9142. 01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:11,000
  9143. ♪ Sun shine down
  9144.  
  9145. 1974
  9146. 01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:13,800
  9147. ♪ Sun shine down...
  9148.  
  9149. 1975
  9150. 01:32:15,600 --> 01:32:19,040
  9151. ( "In The Hall
  9152. of The Mountain King"
  9153. by Edvard Grieg plays )
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