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Byzantinefire

Kara Chapter 12

Jan 4th, 2017
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  1. <Byzantinefire1> Aboard the Longclaw Phara was meditating.
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  3. <Byzantinefire1> She was meditating on the events that happened on Ord Mantell.
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  5. <Byzantinefire1> Someone walks in.
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  7. <Lights-Sacrifice> *It's Brett, who looks incredibly exhausted.*
  8.  
  9. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: Hey...
  10.  
  11. <Byzantinefire1> To much to drink?
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  13. <Byzantinefire1> Phara: Or too much stress?
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  15. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: ..No...I have no idea what it is...
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  17. <Byzantinefire1> Phara: Perhaps some yoga then?
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  19. <Byzantinefire1> The 2 then do Yoga poses.
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  21. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: How exactly will this help?
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  23. <Byzantinefire1> Yoga has been known to be healthy and relives stress.
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  25. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: ...Can we at least put some clothes on though? I feel awkward doing this in the buff...
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  27. <Byzantinefire1> Phara: It's more healthier to do it in the nude.
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  29. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: Where'd you hear that?
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  31. <Byzantinefire1> Phara: In the Jedi Archives
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  33. .<Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: ...Oh...
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  35. <Byzantinefire1> Phara: You would be surprised how much information is stored there.
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  37. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: ...Well...I sorta know...see, my grandfather...he usd to be a prestegious Jedi...
  38.  
  39. <Byzantinefire1> Phara: He's not count Dooku is he?
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  41. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: ................
  42.  
  43. <Lights-Sacrifice> *Holy Hell, how does one attempt these without shattering their spines? XD*
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  46. <Byzantinefire1> Phara:Hehe.... maybe i said too much.
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  48. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: ...Can we not...talk about him right now...?
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  50. <Byzantinefire1> Brett: Fair enough.
  51.  
  52. <Byzantinefire1> The two then do a down dog pose.
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  54. <Byzantinefire1> Then the Triangle pose.
  55.  
  56. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: ...
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  58. <Byzantinefire1> After yoga the two then hit the pool.
  59.  
  60. <Lights-Sacrifice> *Brett is fine with skinny dipping, especially since he's already naked.*
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  62. <Byzantinefire1> Phara does a few laps.
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  64. <Lights-Sacrifice> *Brett was by the deep end, clearly lost in thought...*
  65.  
  66. <Byzantinefire1> Cal jumps into the pool.
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  68. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: AGH! *staggers backward*
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  70. <Byzantinefire1> The rest of the Pyso's join in the pool along with the rest of the crew.
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  72. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: Agh jeez...
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  74. <Byzantinefire1> The crew then decided to play pool volley ball.
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  76. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: ^^; Uh...I'll pass...
  77.  
  78. <Byzantinefire1> Jiraiya makes him take part anyway.
  79.  
  80. <Byzantinefire1> And so the game began.
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  82. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: Do I really have to do this?
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  84. <Byzantinefire1> Jiraiya: Yep.
  85.  
  86. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: Great...
  87.  
  88. <Byzantinefire1> Cal hits the ball and it passes to Brett.
  89.  
  90. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: *staggers backward and hits the ball upward*
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  92. <Byzantinefire1> Phara then hits the ball to Keyla and Keyla hits it to Cal.
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  94. <illcitvirus115> Cal: I've got it!
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  96. <Byzantinefire1> The game went on for an hour.
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  98. <Lights-Sacrifice> *As the game is about to end, Brett is about to be hit in the face by the ball. Before he can react, the ball stops in mid-air and is tossed into the wall, popping it in the process.*
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  100. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: ...W-what the...?
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  102. <Byzantinefire1> Phara: Oh no.
  103.  
  104. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: Oh no what...?
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  106. <Byzantinefire1> Phara: The ball broke.
  107.  
  108. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: ...Y-yeah...I noticed...
  109.  
  110. <Lights-Sacrifice> *Water droplets start to form around Brett...*
  111.  
  112. <Byzantinefire1> Phara: What's going on down there?
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  114. <Byzantinefire1> The rest of the crew look on.
  115.  
  116. <illcitvirus115> Cal: Uh oh...
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  118. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: What...?
  119.  
  120. <Byzantinefire1> Zena: The droplets are doing something.
  121.  
  122. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: Are they?
  123.  
  124. <Byzantinefire1> Brett has regressed into a 6 year old boy.
  125.  
  126. <Byzantinefire1> Phara: *gasp* oh my.
  127.  
  128. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: ...W-what the!?
  129.  
  130. <Byzantinefire1> Mera: Oh dear Brett you didn't happen to drink anything in my room?
  131.  
  132. <illcitvirus115> Cal: Wow...
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  134. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: What!? No! :x I wasn't even in your room!
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  136. <Byzantinefire1> Mera: Then i guess i left something out.
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  138. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: No, you didnt! Why am I a 6 year old!?
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  140. <Byzantinefire1> Mera: An accident from one of my spells i guess.
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  142. <illcitvirus115> Cal: Unfortunate...
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  144. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: ... I can't even...
  145.  
  146. <Lights-Sacrifice> *Brett then gets out of the pool and tries to put a new pair of clothes on.*
  147.  
  148. <Lights-Sacrifice> *Only to have them fall off immedietely.*
  149.  
  150. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: DAMN IT! :x
  151.  
  152. <illcitvirus115> Cal: *giggles*
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  154. <Byzantinefire1> Mera: Well on the plus side at least i get my new chance at motherhood.
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  156. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: IT'S NOT FUNNY!
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  158. <Byzantinefire1> Phara: Well you are very cute.
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  160. <illcitvirus115> Cal: He does look pretty good, doesn't he?
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  162. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: :x How the heck am I supposed to fight in the Rebellion if I'm a six year old!? This is bogus!
  163.  
  164. <illcitvirus115> Cal: Kara is young, so am I, but you don't see us bellyaching about that. :)
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  166. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: ...There has to be a way to reverse this...I wanna be an 18 year old again!
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  168. <Byzantinefire1> Mera: There might be but in the meantime you will have to adjust.
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  170. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: If that means you guys will be treating me like a six year old, than forget it!
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  172. <Byzantinefire1> Mera then picks him up and cuddles him.
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  174. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: ....What did I say...?
  175.  
  176. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: Oh wait, that's right, I DON'T WANNA BE TREATED LIKE A SIX YEAR OLD!
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  178. <Byzantinefire1> The crew ignored him and they all hug him.
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  180. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: ...You gotta be kidding me...
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  182. <Lights-Sacrifice> Brett: Can you guys at least buy me some new clothes...or at least weapons that'll work for a 6 year old...?
  183.  
  184. <Byzantinefire1> Nope... they all said in unison
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