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SnuggleWuggling

Childhood friend

May 29th, 2019
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  1. Well here’s some back story, remember when I told you about my childhood friend who grew up to be a delinquent, went to jail a couple times and turned crazy?
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  3. So here’s the dream,I ask for McDonald’s chicken nuggets, Daniel asks for $1.50.
  4. He goes through my wallet. Sees $100 and takes it. I snatch it back.
  5. Daniel tries to stab me over $100 and fights me at McDonald’s, I fight back
  6. He tried to do a judo move
  7. I counterattacked and told him “you never learn, even as a kid.”
  8. Fat kid who looks like Bobby from King of then Hill says “woowwww” and asks for autograph.
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  10. It was more dramatic than how I described it but yeah, he never learns.
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  12. I felt like an actor out of a kung fu movie
  13. I took him to the ground and said “you never learn, even as a kid” *squints eyes and looks away like in anime*
  14. But yeah I wonder where he is right now, probably homeless
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