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- Hi. This is Diane Gies.
- 2
- 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:36,168
- I'm not here right now,
- so you know what to do.
- 3
- 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:40,305
- Hey, I'm trying to get hold of you guys.
- You're not picking up. Um,
- 4
- 00:00:40,307 --> 00:00:42,107
- so I missed my flight.
- 5
- 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:44,810
- - Eddie? This isn't a good time.
- - Yeah. What?
- 6
- 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:47,479
- - Can I call you back?
- - I know, but I'm at the counter, Diane.
- 7
- 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:50,749
- I need... I'll call you back.
- 8
- 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:53,252
- What the fuck is going on?
- Why are you here?
- 9
- 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:55,721
- Why don't you just let me talk, okay?
- I'm at the airport.
- 10
- 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:56,393
- Missed my plane.
- 11
- 00:00:56,405 --> 00:00:58,223
- Great, that's your
- problem, Eddie, not mine.
- 12
- 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,392
- That is a...
- 13
- 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,561
- - Doctor's in the room.
- - Hey, Zak, how's he doing?
- 14
- 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:06,265
- Not great this morning.
- He had a bad night.
- 15
- 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:08,534
- - Listen, I need your Visa...
- - Where you at?
- 16
- 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:10,436
- I need your Visa
- number, like, right now.
- 17
- 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,471
- No, problem, buddy.
- I've been there.
- 18
- 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:14,139
- - Yeah.
- - Oh, shit. Something's happening.
- 19
- 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:15,707
- - Yeah. No, don't talk...
- - What?
- 20
- 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:18,210
- - To Andy about it.
- - No, I'm not talking to Andy.
- 21
- 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:20,579
- - He'd lay it into me.
- - But why didn't he give you the...
- 22
- 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,064
- Yes, don't talk to him about it.
- Just leave.
- 23
- 00:01:22,076 --> 00:01:22,681
- I'm handling it.
- 24
- 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:25,484
- Hey, buddy, I'm back. OK.
- I'm texting my Visa right now.
- 25
- 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:30,189
- Okay, good, thank you.
- And don't forget your, um, security code.
- 26
- 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,765
- Should we start?
- I think we should start.
- 27
- 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,234
- Yeah, who is that guy?
- 28
- 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:16,602
- I thought we were getting
- a bagpipe player
- 29
- 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:18,237
- I thought... but he's
- playing a flute.
- 30
- 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:19,771
- I mean, that's not
- even a real flute,
- 31
- 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,440
- That's like a frickin'
- Native American thing.
- 32
- 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:23,342
- Who is this guy?
- Do you know him?
- 33
- 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:25,277
- That's Tom Running-cloud.
- I went to high school with him.
- 34
- 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:26,879
- I haven't seen him in 30 years.
- 35
- 00:02:26,881 --> 00:02:28,847
- I did not invite him,
- I wouldn't do this.
- 36
- 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,658
- It's a Pan flute, OK?
- I'll take care of it.
- 37
- 00:02:30,670 --> 00:02:31,383
- Why is he here?
- 38
- 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:34,286
- Hey, Tom? Tom, you mind?
- 39
- 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:38,490
- W-We're honored.
- Thank you, sir, but we're good. Thank you.
- 40
- 00:02:40,227 --> 00:02:42,227
- - He's not stopping.
- - He's not stopping.
- 41
- 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:43,795
- - OK. Go get him. Go.
- - Oh, my God.
- 42
- 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:46,498
- - He's not stopping.
- - Hey, Tom. Tom, friend.
- 43
- 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:49,434
- - Dad would have loved a bagpiper.
- - Yeah. Yeah.
- 44
- 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:57,910
- Give us your poor, your
- tired, your huddled masses
- 45
- 00:02:57,912 --> 00:03:00,612
- yearning to be free,
- your Mexicans
- 46
- 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:04,249
- yearning for handouts
- and entitlements
- 47
- 00:03:04,251 --> 00:03:07,352
- and free food and bus passes.
- 48
- 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,588
- I can't stop him. You stop him.
- 49
- 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:13,625
- - Mexicans. Mexicans, God bless us.
- - Dad. Dad, stop it.
- 50
- 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:16,929
- I say put hinges
- on that goddamn wall.
- 51
- 00:03:16,931 --> 00:03:21,733
- Dad. The Diegos live next door.
- OK? You're being offensive.
- 52
- 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:23,569
- Half of them are undocumented.
- 53
- 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:26,405
- Papers. Documentos.
- Pay, por favor.
- 54
- 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:27,940
- You are a racist son of a bitch.
- 55
- 00:03:27,942 --> 00:03:30,442
- I am, I am,
- and I need another drink.
- 56
- 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:31,132
- Great.
- 57
- 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:33,245
- Well, we seem to have
- silenced the neighborhood.
- 58
- 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:35,214
- Happy Fourth of July.
- 59
- 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:42,588
- Everyone ready?
- 60
- 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:44,756
- - Sure.
- - How do I look?
- 61
- 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:47,359
- - You look great.
- - Great. You look good.
- 62
- 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:50,562
- I don't remember what I'm supposed to do.
- I'm just... I'm very...
- 63
- 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,298
- I'm very nervous,
- and I can't stop shaking.
- 64
- 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,866
- What we do, we wait for
- the music to start.
- 65
- 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:58,403
- Then we walk down the aisle,
- and then Eddie gives the eulogy.
- 66
- 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,239
- Eddie? I'm sorry.
- I thought it was Andy.
- 67
- 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:02,407
- - Oh, I was ready to, but...
- - No.
- 68
- 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,943
- Bob wanted Eddie
- to do the eulogy.
- 69
- 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:08,313
- - Edward, you will do the eulogy.
- - Yes.
- 70
- 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:11,250
- I'll keep it short and sweet.
- 71
- 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,720
- You all right?
- 72
- 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:18,624
- Welcome to this celebration
- 73
- 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:20,759
- of the joining
- of Robert Joseph Mills
- 74
- 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,928
- with our lord, our God.
- 75
- 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,931
- Edward has some thoughts he'd like to
- share with us before the Mass begins.
- 76
- 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,600
- If you're not Catholic,
- feel free to come up during Communion.
- 77
- 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:32,638
- Just please cross your arms,
- and you can receive a blessing.
- 78
- 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,674
- However, do not partake
- in the sacrament.
- 79
- 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:37,843
- Welcome, all.
- 80
- 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:43,615
- Thank you, Father.
- 81
- 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:50,522
- Hi, everybody. Great turnout,
- Dad would have liked that. Um...
- 82
- 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:55,627
- It just...
- It feels funny that he's not here.
- 83
- 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,597
- I wanna talk to him.
- Here, he's got to be down here.
- 84
- 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:03,468
- Sorry, just...
- I'm gonna bring him down.
- 85
- 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,903
- I hope it doesn't
- offend anybody.
- 86
- 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:10,375
- I just...
- The Church doesn't like this.
- 87
- 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:13,945
- I know the Catholic Church
- wants him to stay in the back.
- 88
- 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,914
- And he only comes in
- during the Mass.
- 89
- 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:19,418
- That's what they told us,
- and I...
- 90
- 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:22,387
- I'm not really Catholic anymore.
- I mean, I wasn't confirmed.
- 91
- 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:24,356
- So I just wanted him
- down here, no offense.
- 92
- 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:26,591
- Just want to talk to him.
- I'm sorry.
- 93
- 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,594
- Um, yeah.
- 94
- 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,331
- That feels better.
- 95
- 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:37,869
- Well, death is horrible.
- 96
- 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:43,475
- Man, we've been through
- something, haven't we? Oh, gosh.
- 97
- 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,544
- It went on and on and on.
- 98
- 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:49,732
- Let me tell you.
- 99
- 00:05:49,733 --> 00:05:50,749
- This man is a fighter.
- 100
- 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:58,490
- Hey, great job on the...
- 101
- 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,960
- - Color.
- - OK.
- 102
- 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:04,496
- Color or black and white?
- 103
- 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:07,566
- Color is more expensive. Dad looks
- pretty good in black and white, right?
- 104
- 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:08,967
- Zak, Zak, Zak,
- we aren't there yet.
- 105
- 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:11,570
- We haven't still got
- the order for the liturgy.
- 106
- 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,105
- Eddie, how's the eulogy coming?
- 107
- 00:06:13,107 --> 00:06:16,475
- Um, well, listen, folks,
- we have priorities tonight.
- 108
- 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:19,845
- Semifinals, Idol,
- is on right now!
- 109
- 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:22,414
- Oh, my God,
- that pigtailed country girl?
- 110
- 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:23,949
- I like what she's cookin'.
- 111
- 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,784
- You like her boobs,
- if that's what you mean.
- 112
- 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:28,086
- She's good.
- That fat black girl, she's fantastic.
- 113
- 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,521
- She's gonna win it.
- 114
- 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:30,989
- The pigtails, the
- boobs, and the voice.
- 115
- 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,724
- Sorry, that's just how it is.
- 116
- 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,793
- If you're fat on Idol,
- you're gonna win.
- 117
- 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,828
- Could we stop
- with the fat, please?
- 118
- 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,765
- Guys. We've got to finish
- the service in the next hour.
- 119
- 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:44,469
- - Jesus. Sorry, Dad.
- - Oh, fuck!
- 120
- 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:46,538
- Can we watch it
- with the F-bombs, please?
- 121
- 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:50,709
- You don't wing a fu...
- A eulogy, Eddie.
- 122
- 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:52,577
- Too many people
- are counting on you.
- 123
- 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:53,945
- I think I'm gonna wing it.
- 124
- 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:56,181
- Father Rose called,
- 125
- 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:57,716
- and he wants to see the eulogy
- 126
- 00:06:57,718 --> 00:07:00,018
- so he can refer to it
- for the homily.
- 127
- 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,154
- "Father Rose sat on a tack.
- Father Rose."
- 128
- 00:07:02,156 --> 00:07:05,991
- OK. OK. I think,
- we're all probably pretty low blood sugar.
- 129
- 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:08,660
- - So, here we go.
- - -Oh, what do we have here?
- 130
- 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:10,629
- We have some
- delicious sandwiches.
- 131
- 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,898
- - I've reached Uber Lord Warrior.
- - Jay, get off that, please.
- 132
- 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,900
- It's three echelons above
- Black Death Swamp Field.
- 133
- 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,635
- Did you hear what I said?
- Please get off that.
- 134
- 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:18,770
- That's until the Black
- Death Swamp, right there,
- 135
- 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,872
- - seeps into an open orifice.
- - Oh!
- 136
- 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:23,642
- - OK. Enough. Off with that, please!
- - Have you seen this?
- 137
- 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:25,710
- - These are great, Diane.
- - Yes, I've seen it.
- 138
- 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:27,679
- - Please. Off.
- - My immunity crystal broke.
- 139
- 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,047
- - You suck.
- - Shit.
- 140
- 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:30,949
- All right,
- what have we got here?
- 141
- 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:34,019
- Right here is a vegan surprise,
- and it's a cheese steak,
- 142
- 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:38,056
- but with hummus and a quinoa
- paste which is delicious.
- 143
- 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:42,661
- Ooh, and then this one.
- Diet, gluten-free Chicken Caesar Wrap.
- 144
- 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:44,963
- Huh. I didn't know
- that you were vegan.
- 145
- 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,531
- She is so not.
- 146
- 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:48,200
- Attitude and tone, please.
- 147
- 00:07:48,202 --> 00:07:50,669
- I get them from
- Pick-a-Deli-Square.
- 148
- 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:53,104
- My Curves trainer is the one
- that set me up with them.
- 149
- 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:55,507
- - Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
- - Funny. Hilarious.
- 150
- 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:58,510
- She eats chocolate pretzels every
- night, but that's OK, right, Mom?
- 151
- 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,983
- This family is so judgmental.
- 152
- 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,118
- I would have made
- a delicious family dinner,
- 153
- 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:10,055
- but my father just died,
- and I'm mourning him, all right?
- 154
- 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,924
- Diane, I didn't ask you
- to cook, OK? This is fine.
- 155
- 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,759
- - This is great.
- - It is fine.
- 156
- 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:16,828
- And don't expect waffles
- and eggs tomorrow.
- 157
- 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,164
- - Just cereal, all right?
- - Do you want waffles and eggs?
- 158
- 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,132
- - Just cereal...
- - No, we didn't...
- 159
- 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,969
- Minus the Black Death,
- if that's all right with you, Jay!
- 160
- 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,904
- You suck.
- 161
- 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,741
- I'm processing!
- 162
- 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:31,743
- Fuck!
- 163
- 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,713
- No, you...
- 164
- 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:38,049
- No, just let him go.
- He'll be fine.
- 165
- 00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:43,955
- You know, as devout a Catholic
- 166
- 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:46,958
- as Dad was,
- he didn't want to go to heaven.
- 167
- 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:51,963
- He did not...
- want to meet Jesus.
- 168
- 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,032
- No, he fought...
- 169
- 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,135
- every day in that hospital.
- 170
- 00:08:57,137 --> 00:09:01,673
- He fought to stay here.
- He wanted another day...
- 171
- 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,175
- on Earth. Didn't you, Dad?
- 172
- 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,677
- He wanted another day with you.
- 173
- 00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:08,713
- He loved you.
- 174
- 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:14,119
- He wanted...
- my God, a steamed crab.
- 175
- 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:17,155
- You know, he wanted a cold beer.
- 176
- 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:20,926
- He wanted another day at the beach.
- He wanted to walk down that boardwalk.
- 177
- 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,064
- You know, at the end,
- he just wanted...
- 178
- 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,167
- just another sip of water.
- 179
- 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,970
- And I wish I could have
- given it to him, ya know?
- 180
- 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:36,641
- He just wanted one more.
- One more breath.
- 181
- 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:45,650
- Wow.
- 182
- 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,125
- Wow. That looks good.
- 183
- 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,864
- You still doing
- the valet thing in Chicago?
- 184
- 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:02,934
- I'm a doorman, Dad,
- at the Peninsula.
- 185
- 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:06,204
- It's a five-star hotel.
- It's a pretty big deal.
- 186
- 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,306
- I told you
- get a civil service job.
- 187
- 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,175
- You never have
- to worry about a thing.
- 188
- 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,010
- Secure. Go for the security.
- 189
- 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:14,813
- Security. Yes, sir.
- Join the Army.
- 190
- 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,085
- I fought for my country.
- I was half your age.
- 191
- 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:23,622
- I stayed in the service
- just to sock some cash away.
- 192
- 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:24,823
- - Nothing wrong with that.
- - Yeah.
- 193
- 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,691
- Dad, it was
- the Vietnam War, remember?
- 194
- 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:30,028
- You were drafted,
- so I don't really think you had a choice.
- 195
- 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,797
- When you grow up
- with very little,
- 196
- 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,233
- you learn to appreciate the
- security the Army gives you.
- 197
- 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:40,972
- Dad, you and I both know I never would
- have made it in the fucking Army.
- 198
- 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:47,145
- I would have given my left nut
- to really... really be an artist,
- 199
- 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:51,116
- but we had you kids,
- and I had to step up, you know?
- 200
- 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,051
- A struggling cartoonist?
- 201
- 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,654
- I mean, you can't feed four mouths.
- Forget about it.
- 202
- 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:59,924
- Oh, yeah, life is full
- of disappointment.
- 203
- 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:02,327
- "You're never gonna
- get what you want."
- 204
- 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,263
- You used to tell us
- that, Dad, right?
- 205
- 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,266
- What the hell is this all
- about, anyway?
- 206
- 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,301
- - Nothing, I just said...
- - What's up your ass?
- 207
- 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,270
- Whatever you didn't achieve,
- whatever disappointments that you had,
- 208
- 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,672
- that's your own.
- 209
- 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:14,839
- Regrets? I have
- no goddamn regrets.
- 210
- 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,441
- Oh, come on. That's bullshit.
- 211
- 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,743
- I don't know what the hell
- you're talking about, regrets.
- 212
- 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:22,013
- Well, look around! The art.
- 213
- 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,082
- This is what gave you joy.
- You're an artist.
- 214
- 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,284
- You will never understand
- that kind of responsibility.
- 215
- 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:29,354
- Those kids standing there, looking at you.
- "What are you gonna do, Dad?"
- 216
- 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,156
- It's just you.
- 217
- 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:34,359
- Kids. Boom, boom, boom, boom.
- There they are.
- 218
- 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,461
- Feed 'em. Take care of 'em.
- 219
- 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:40,799
- Your life is looking at your own
- face in the mirror, what the hell?
- 220
- 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,435
- It's not the same thing, is it?
- 221
- 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:46,037
- Because I'm not a dad,
- I don't know?
- 222
- 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,174
- You have to admit,
- my friend, you...
- 223
- 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,875
- You took the low road.
- 224
- 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,110
- Oh, my God. Well, that's...
- 225
- 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,746
- You and your whole
- goddamn generation.
- 226
- 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,381
- "Me, me, what do I want?"
- 227
- 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,417
- I've worked hard ever
- since I was 12 years old,
- 228
- 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,753
- every fucking day,
- and you know it.
- 229
- 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:04,089
- I've been retired for 24 years.
- 230
- 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:07,859
- I work harder now than I ever
- did in my life. You see all this?
- 231
- 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,794
- Where do you think it came from?
- 232
- 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:13,398
- It came from my work.
- Work! I lived, Eddie.
- 233
- 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,233
- I'm waiting for
- the other part, Dad.
- 234
- 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,803
- Come on.
- I know you want to say it.
- 235
- 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:23,074
- I haven't accomplished
- anything with my life.
- 236
- 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,943
- Isn't that what you want to say?
- 237
- 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,214
- Son...
- 238
- 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,481
- you're drinking a beer
- in the afternoon.
- 239
- 00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:32,751
- You offered it to me.
- 240
- 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:39,891
- Whenever I drink a beer at night,
- it's because I've earned it.
- 241
- 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,526
- You got to build a life, Eddie.
- 242
- 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,962
- Brick by brick.
- You got to build it.
- 243
- 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:47,098
- What are you saying?
- I didn't fucking earn this beer?
- 244
- 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,535
- Notre Dame just intercepted
- on the five-yard line.
- 245
- 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,303
- They are going to score.
- Come on. Come on.
- 246
- 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:55,306
- - I forgot about the game.
- - Notre Dame. Go, go.
- 247
- 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,108
- I'll be right there.
- 248
- 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:07,385
- I kind of, um, forgot
- what I was gonna say.
- 249
- 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,457
- Andy, you want to say something?
- 250
- 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,059
- Yeah, sure, Eddie. Yeah.
- 251
- 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,195
- Hi, everybody.
- 252
- 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,998
- I just, uh, happen
- to have some notes.
- 253
- 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:25,804
- Here. I'm so grateful to God
- that Dad was our father.
- 254
- 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:29,240
- Because he...
- He was also our hero.
- 255
- 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,010
- He taught us how to be tough
- 256
- 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,112
- and to stand up
- for what we believed in,
- 257
- 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,080
- and he always supported us,
- 258
- 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:39,918
- because he taught us that life is
- tough, and you have to be tough.
- 259
- 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,288
- Because life is scary.
- It's not all peace and love,
- 260
- 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:46,324
- and everybody doesn't
- always win a trophy.
- 261
- 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,992
- And you got to be tough.
- 262
- 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,528
- And you got to be a man.
- And that was my dad.
- 263
- 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,164
- I remember when I was came
- home from school one day,
- 264
- 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,500
- and a school bully
- had called me fat,
- 265
- 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,602
- and I was upset, and I told Dad.
- 266
- 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,904
- And he said,
- "You turn your butt around,
- 267
- 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:03,341
- you go back to that school, and you
- punch that slob right in the nose."
- 268
- 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,277
- And I knew my dad loved me,
- even if he never said it,
- 269
- 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,179
- because then he gave me
- a big hug.
- 270
- 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,349
- And my dad... my dad's hugs, man,
- 271
- 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:15,286
- he gave us those big bearhugs,
- you know, didn't he, Diane?
- 272
- 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,623
- He gave us all the bearhugs,
- Right? He... Zak? Eddie?
- 273
- 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,359
- He gave us bearhugs, 'cause he loved
- us, and he was tough.
- 274
- 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,195
- My dad was a tough guy.
- He was a man.
- 275
- 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,365
- He was tough,
- and he didn't need to say he loved us.
- 276
- 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:33,004
- We knew it, and he gave us
- hugs, and he was a good man.
- 277
- 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,275
- Thanks, buddy.
- 278
- 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,645
- I'll just...
- I'll put it back now,
- 279
- 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,113
- Then you can start.
- 280
- 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,282
- I'll put it right back. OK.
- 281
- 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,085
- There we go.
- 282
- 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,992
- Oh, no, jeez. I'm sorry.
- 283
- 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,226
- All right. It's OK.
- 284
- 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,497
- Sorry.
- 285
- 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,467
- All right. I think we're good.
- Father.
- 286
- 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:12,176
- When's the last time I've been to a Mass?
- I don't know.
- 287
- 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:15,146
- - You should read it.
- - I really don't...
- 288
- 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,081
- - They want me to read this.
- - OK.
- 289
- 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:22,086
- Ah! "Intercession Prayers:
- In Baptism, Robert Mills"
- 290
- 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,454
- receive the light of Christ.
- 291
- 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:24,923
- Scatter the darkness now,
- 292
- 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:27,625
- "and lead him over
- the waters of death."
- 293
- 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,527
- That's very poetic.
- 294
- 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,662
- Further down.
- 295
- 00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:32,230
- Uh, "For the sick and dying."
- 296
- 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,665
- May they find peace
- in their suffering."
- 297
- 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,700
- - That's fine.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 298
- 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,302
- Wait a minute.
- 299
- 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,471
- "For the unborn?
- 300
- 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,238
- - "Pray for their mothers
- to choose life over death?"
- 301
- 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,175
- - Unborn?
- 302
- 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:47,011
- Yeah, yeah. This is it.
- 303
- 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,213
- - Yeah.
- - Are you kidding me with this?
- 304
- 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,282
- - What?
- - You'd have actually put this in the Mass?
- 305
- 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,318
- It's what Dad wanted.
- He was very pro-life.
- 306
- 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,653
- We thought the ceremony should
- reflect Dad's religious experience.
- 307
- 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,155
- Right. Right.
- 308
- 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,356
- My parish says a prayer
- 309
- 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,058
- for aborted babies every Sunday,
- 310
- 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,426
- - so they go to heaven.
- - I don't care.
- 311
- 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,660
- So, pro-life Democrats
- 312
- 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:03,695
- are all gonna just burn in hell?
- 313
- 00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:05,029
- Oh, my gosh, I knew you guys
- 314
- 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,297
- would make this about politics.
- 315
- 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,166
- Where is the word Democrat
- anywhere in there?
- 316
- 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,168
- You're completely
- politicizing Dad's funeral.
- 317
- 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,569
- This has absolutely nothing
- to do with politics,
- 318
- 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,438
- - all right?
- - Oh, it does.
- 319
- 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,640
- Roe v. Wade is going to be overturned.
- Deal with it!
- 320
- 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,042
- - It's not going to be overturned.
- - That's a political stance.
- 321
- 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:20,078
- - Why do you always go there?
- - Over my dead body.
- 322
- 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,714
- I don't want to interrupt.
- I'm sorry, but you want to go soon?
- 323
- 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,349
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, we will.
- 324
- 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:27,318
- - Come on over.
- - I'm just... I'm tired.
- 325
- 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,088
- I know, baby.
- It's been a tough day.
- 326
- 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,323
- I don't know...
- 327
- 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:37,061
- I don't know whether... what
- people wear to be cremated,
- 328
- 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:40,732
- because this is
- his favorite suit, but...
- 329
- 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:43,267
- he loved other things, too.
- 330
- 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:46,270
- - Loved the one that...
- - When he wears the one...
- 331
- 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:49,440
- Oh, no, no, no,
- you have to let the doggies out.
- 332
- 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:52,477
- - OK. We will. We will.
- - We'll take care of it.
- 333
- 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,213
- You'll be all right.
- 334
- 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,181
- Your dad's been very organized.
- 335
- 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,350
- I won't have to
- worry about a thing.
- 336
- 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,286
- Why are we even
- talking about this?
- 337
- 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,288
- I don't want to be
- a burden on anybody, OK?
- 338
- 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,124
- And you should all know this.
- 339
- 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,492
- Look, I'm not getting
- any younger,
- 340
- 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,727
- and I probably won't
- get much older either.
- 341
- 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,330
- And, um, your dad's
- gonna be cremated.
- 342
- 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:16,034
- - I just want you to know.
- - Wow. Cremation?
- 343
- 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,102
- Wow. Great topic for lunch.
- 344
- 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,405
- - Look...
- - And he doesn't want a viewing either.
- 345
- 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,373
- Hey, look, it's what I want.
- 346
- 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,776
- Isn't that right, sweetheart?
- You don't want a viewing?
- 347
- 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,778
- So, don't blame me, any of you.
- 348
- 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:28,513
- Really? Why is that, Dad?
- 349
- 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:32,817
- Your stepmother doesn't like
- being surprised or scared.
- 350
- 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,720
- Ah, come on, a viewing
- is creepy, anyway.
- 351
- 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:40,091
- Well, the reason you have a viewing
- is so people can pay their respects.
- 352
- 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,193
- Oh, come on with this.
- 353
- 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:45,663
- Your family can have time to process
- the loss before jumping into a funeral.
- 354
- 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,766
- Look she doesn't want it, OK?
- That's good enough for me.
- 355
- 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,135
- I owe my whole life
- to this woman.
- 356
- 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,270
- That's right.
- 357
- 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,238
- I can't stand surprises.
- 358
- 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,541
- That's why I always read
- the books backwards.
- 359
- 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,710
- Hold it. You read the
- endings of books first?
- 360
- 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,480
- Yes, I do.
- I read the last page first,
- 361
- 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:06,350
- because if I don't know the
- ending, I get very, very anxious.
- 362
- 00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,752
- - I never knew that.
- - Me neither.
- 363
- 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,420
- Very interesting.
- 364
- 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,490
- Dad, a viewing is not
- about you. It's for us,
- 365
- 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,525
- the people left behind
- who are still grieving.
- 366
- 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,494
- Can you imagine Dawn
- staring down at me?
- 367
- 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:20,832
- I'm cold in the coffin, like this...
- Stop.
- 368
- 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,834
- She would have that last
- image of me haunting her,
- 369
- 00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:25,269
- thinking I'm gonna rise up
- out of the coffin like...
- 370
- 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,573
- Stop it, Bob.
- 371
- 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,412
- Oh, no.
- Abner and Dusty, no, wait.
- 372
- 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,715
- Wait. Dusty. No, no, no, no, no.
- Come on. Come on.
- 373
- 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,450
- They're stealing the...
- 374
- 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,452
- Pickles. He loves pickles.
- Give him a pickle.
- 375
- 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,470
- Come here, sweetheart.
- Come here, baby boy.
- 376
- 00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:44,188
- Knock it off.
- 377
- 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,624
- - Knock it off, the two of you.
- - Go on. Sit down.
- 378
- 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:50,294
- Sit down. Be quiet.
- That's right. Look at me.
- 379
- 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,296
- All right.
- 380
- 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,266
- Dad, you're looking slim.
- 381
- 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:58,669
- Lost three notches on the belt.
- 382
- 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,204
- Not bad, huh?
- 383
- 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:03,207
- - Thank you.
- - I listen to the old boss.
- 384
- 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:07,245
- - Low sodium, no sugar. Portion control.
- - There you go.
- 385
- 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,481
- - He's lost 18 pounds.
- - Hey!
- 386
- 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,217
- Remind me, honey.
- We have to get more fish oil supplements
- 387
- 00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:17,522
- on the way back from your eye exam
- on Friday. We'll get it at Costco.
- 388
- 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:20,758
- Your father doesn't
- burn enough calories
- 389
- 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,627
- without exercise anymore.
- 390
- 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,896
- He can't go on his cardio
- walks with me at all.
- 391
- 00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:29,400
- I just can't breathe. I told her
- take the dogs, do it without me.
- 392
- 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:32,370
- And Bernie, Bernie's a good man.
- He can keep up with her.
- 393
- 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,804
- Who's this Bernie?
- 394
- 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,374
- Oh, he's four houses down.
- 395
- 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,643
- He's that beautiful house
- with holly and roses.
- 396
- 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,512
- I help him with his Greyhound
- Rescue every other Sunday.
- 397
- 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,215
- Bernie is a...
- He's a good-looking man.
- 398
- 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:47,418
- He's got salt-and-pepper
- hair, and he's tall.
- 399
- 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,587
- And, yeah, he's really handsome.
- 400
- 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,322
- Mmm. That's Bernie.
- 401
- 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:56,527
- Well, I can't give up
- my workouts.
- 402
- 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,564
- - Dad, I had no idea you weren't walking.
- - Yeah.
- 403
- 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,533
- Until we get to the bottom of
- this breathing problem, you know?
- 404
- 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,670
- Yeah, the cardiologist
- thinks it's emphysema.
- 405
- 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:08,506
- The pulmonary specialist
- thinks it's his heart.
- 406
- 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:12,677
- Just pray it's not emphysema.
- 407
- 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:15,680
- When this man turned 73,
- he started falling apart.
- 408
- 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,751
- Listen, he's the Bionic Man.
- What have you got inside there?
- 409
- 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:24,922
- You've got a pacemaker,
- two valve replacements.
- 410
- 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,857
- - How many stents you got?
- - Five.
- 411
- 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,227
- - Five.
- - They don't last forever.
- 412
- 00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:34,865
- Diane, those pounds seem
- to be sneaking up on you.
- 413
- 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,634
- Do you ever
- get your thyroid checked?
- 414
- 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,238
- Not recently, Dawn.
- 415
- 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,907
- Well, I always get
- my thyroid checked,
- 416
- 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,543
- especially when my clothes
- are getting a little tight.
- 417
- 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,714
- Well, maybe I should just
- get my jaw wired shut.
- 418
- 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,569
- Oh, that's an option.
- 419
- 00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:55,686
- Oh. Oh, you were kidding.
- 420
- 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,322
- Wow, I'm so sorry.
- 421
- 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,330
- Spit.
- 422
- 00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:07,698
- OK.
- 423
- 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,034
- - Hey, guys.
- - Eddie!
- 424
- 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,536
- Oh, hey, Eddie!
- 425
- 00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,505
- What's this, huh?
- 426
- 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,807
- I told you on Monday
- Eddie was flying in.
- 427
- 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:20,311
- He's on so many meds right now,
- he can't remember anything.
- 428
- 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,712
- Nobody told me anything.
- 429
- 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,014
- Oh, yes, I did.
- 430
- 00:21:23,016 --> 00:21:25,283
- I must really be in
- trouble with you here.
- 431
- 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,385
- - No. Hi.
- - Hi.
- 432
- 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:28,635
- Oh, you smell like smoke.
- 433
- 00:21:28,647 --> 00:21:30,888
- You should be working.
- It's a waste of time.
- 434
- 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,890
- - All I'm doing is sitting here...
- - Dad, I was coming anyway.
- 435
- 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,058
- Getting needles
- for Christ sakes.
- 436
- 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,860
- - I was coming anyway. OK?
- - Yeah. Sure.
- 437
- 00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,862
- - You look good.
- - Good to see you.
- 438
- 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,864
- Thanks. I appreciate it.
- They're poking me.
- 439
- 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,333
- They're sticking needles
- every place you can think of.
- 440
- 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:45,403
- Wow, that looks
- like it really smarts, huh?
- 441
- 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,505
- Heard you missed your flight.
- 442
- 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:49,507
- I did. It's a whole story.
- It's not important.
- 443
- 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:52,777
- - So, you wanna eat?
- - Not necessarily.
- 444
- 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:55,379
- Well, Andy and Diane are downstairs
- at the commissary if you want...
- 445
- 00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:56,781
- If you're hungry,
- you can just...
- 446
- 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,516
- They're all downstairs
- eating lunch.
- 447
- 00:21:58,518 --> 00:21:59,784
- You're staying
- at Diane's, right?
- 448
- 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,852
- - Yeah.
- - There's nothing to do up here.
- 449
- 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,854
- Might as well go down there and say hello.
- I'll tell you,
- 450
- 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,624
- that 695 is gonna be a shit
- show in a couple of hours.
- 451
- 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,492
- If you want to get going,
- now's the time.
- 452
- 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,761
- Dad. I just got here. I'm not
- getting back on the beltway.
- 453
- 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:13,731
- You know what happened to me last night?
- I couldn't sleep a wink.
- 454
- 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:17,034
- Yeah, Abner had diarrhea everywhere
- at 1:00 a.m. in the morning.
- 455
- 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,769
- Sprayed with his tail.
- It was unbelievable.
- 456
- 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,805
- She spent all night cleaning
- the carpets for that damn dog.
- 457
- 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:22,344
- Dr. Brewster continually
- wants us to go on kibble.
- 458
- 00:22:22,356 --> 00:22:22,940
- He eats too fast,
- 459
- 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,775
- and he eats too much,
- and he's old like me.
- 460
- 00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,410
- He can't eat kibble
- without gravy.
- 461
- 00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:28,479
- You love that dog.
- You love that dog.
- 462
- 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,448
- Oh, come on. You love that dog.
- 463
- 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,088
- That guy charges as much
- as these guys charge here.
- 464
- 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:32,650
- You love it.
- 465
- 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:35,119
- Hey, you know what?
- Maybe I will just let Diane know I'm here.
- 466
- 00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:36,554
- Okay.
- 467
- 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,489
- Blood oxygen alarm, Mr. Mills.
- 468
- 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:40,958
- No, no, no, don't take the elevator
- on the left, it's not working.
- 469
- 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,694
- - It's not working.
- - Well, I'm sure I'll Figure it out.
- 470
- 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,463
- - See you later.
- - Bye.
- 471
- 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,698
- You in here jibber-jabbering,
- when he should be resting?
- 472
- 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,767
- - He's the jibber-jabberer.
- - All right.
- 473
- 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,102
- You getting
- your husband excited?
- 474
- 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:08,119
- Dad. Dad. No, no, no.
- Don't get up.
- 475
- 00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:11,021
- D-Dad, no, no, no. Dad. Andy!
- 476
- 00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:13,391
- - I got to...
- - No, no, no. What are you doing?
- 477
- 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,426
- - I got to take a crap!
- - Okay, okay, easy.
- 478
- 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:17,461
- Hold on. I got to get behind you.
- Over here.
- 479
- 00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:19,864
- Dad. You doing good.
- You're doing good.
- 480
- 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:22,933
- Relax, Dad. You're doing great.
- Just relax for a second.
- 481
- 00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:27,605
- Hey, Eddie, be careful of his PICC line,
- that goes all the way inside his heart.
- 482
- 00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:29,707
- - Yeah, be careful.
- - I got to move, God damn it!
- 483
- 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:31,008
- We're moving. We're moving.
- 484
- 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,710
- Dad, I need you
- to go slower. OK?
- 485
- 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,545
- Slower? If I go any slower,
- I'll shit on your shoes.
- 486
- 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,480
- Wouldn't be the first time.
- 487
- 00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:36,950
- I got to back up.
- 488
- 00:23:36,962 --> 00:23:38,149
- I got you. I got you.
- OK. I got you. Sorry.
- 489
- 00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:41,419
- - OK. Stay with him.
- - Stay with him.
- 490
- 00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:42,820
- - I got it.
- - Stay with him.
- 491
- 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,589
- All right, Dad. Get in there.
- 492
- 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,159
- I got it. God damn it.
- 493
- 00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:50,161
- - I got it.
- - All right.
- 494
- 00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:51,695
- Hey, Dad.
- It's one more step, Dad.
- 495
- 00:23:51,697 --> 00:23:53,431
- - Get the hell out of here!
- - Okay.
- 496
- 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,166
- What are you going to do?
- Wipe my ass now?
- 497
- 00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:58,035
- - God!
- - Go on!
- 498
- 00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:00,838
- - Yeah.
- - There you go, Dad.
- 499
- 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:06,043
- That's my boy.
- 500
- 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,178
- - Hey!
- - Just one more. Oh.
- 501
- 00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:08,646
- Good morning, Eddie.
- 502
- 00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,014
- - Hey.
- - Mornin'. Mornin'.
- 503
- 00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:12,516
- - How you guys doing?
- - Good.
- 504
- 00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:15,219
- - Phew. Hey, Dad.
- - Ready? Ready?
- 505
- 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:17,688
- You look great. How you feeling?
- 506
- 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,990
- - I feel good.
- - One more.
- 507
- 00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,193
- You look wonderful, Dawn.
- 508
- 00:24:22,195 --> 00:24:25,095
- - You do.
- - Thank you.
- 509
- 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:29,467
- - Oh, sweetheart. Too much.
- - Maybe too much sausage.
- 510
- 00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:32,770
- OK. OK.
- 511
- 00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:34,839
- Do I need to call
- the nurse? You OK?
- 512
- 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:44,715
- - You all right?
- - You all right?
- 513
- 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,183
- - All right.
- - You want something?
- 514
- 00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:48,652
- OK. You want something
- to drink? Or you're OK?
- 515
- 00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:54,725
- Oh, you boys... You guys are
- really, really great to stay here
- 516
- 00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:57,027
- and help with your father
- like this, but...
- 517
- 00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:59,797
- - Oh, it's no problem.
- - Well, it's not really necessary.
- 518
- 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:01,699
- They have a great staff here.
- 519
- 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:03,834
- No, the staff here is
- not exactly on the ball.
- 520
- 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:07,571
- - Well, we love the staff here.
- - OK.
- 521
- 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:10,241
- You know what? I'm gonna pay you
- 522
- 00:25:10,243 --> 00:25:12,109
- for all the gas you're using.
- 523
- 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:15,679
- - Dawn, you don't have to pay me for gas.
- - No, I'm going to.
- 524
- 00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:19,984
- You know, when I was your age,
- 525
- 00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:22,253
- I was five years away
- from retirement.
- 526
- 00:25:22,255 --> 00:25:25,890
- I had a full pension
- from BATA Shoes.
- 527
- 00:25:26,792 --> 00:25:28,993
- I'm going to give you the $40.
- 528
- 00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:31,228
- I'm not taking it.
- I'm not taking the cash.
- 529
- 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:32,596
- - Take it, Eddie.
- - I have my own money.
- 530
- 00:25:32,598 --> 00:25:34,865
- Take the goddamn $40, will you?
- 531
- 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,001
- - See?
- - OK.
- 532
- 00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:39,103
- $40 is $40.
- 533
- 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,105
- Thank you.
- 534
- 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,941
- So, when are you flying back?
- 535
- 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:47,745
- Uh, I just got here.
- I flew in yesterday.
- 536
- 00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:51,148
- - Oh. Ooh. Wait a minute.
- - Hold on.
- 537
- 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:54,585
- Uh, I got to take this.
- I'll be right back.
- 538
- 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:55,653
- Be right back, sweetheart.
- 539
- 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:57,021
- - Yeah.
- - I got him.
- 540
- 00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:58,122
- - Can you do that?
- - Yeah.
- 541
- 00:25:58,124 --> 00:25:59,823
- - OK.
- - Dad.
- 542
- 00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:02,927
- So you done eating?
- 543
- 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:06,347
- Yeah.
- 544
- 00:26:06,348 --> 00:26:08,765
- You want a little something else?
- How about some rice pudding?
- 545
- 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:11,001
- You like rice... All right?
- A little bit of rice pudding?
- 546
- 00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:12,069
- - Yeah.
- - Here you go.
- 547
- 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:17,608
- - Good stuff.
- - Right.
- 548
- 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:24,682
- Always straight to dessert
- for you, right?
- 549
- 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:27,952
- Here.
- 550
- 00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:32,156
- - You like that?
- - All right.
- 551
- 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:34,625
- That's good. You want to feed
- yourself, or you want me to...
- 552
- 00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:36,760
- - Hand me the goddamn...
- - All right.
- 553
- 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:46,937
- - God.
- - Sorry, Dad. Y-You OK?
- 554
- 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,673
- You OK? OK. He's choking.
- 555
- 00:26:49,675 --> 00:26:51,308
- OK. Hold on.
- 556
- 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,177
- Nursing station. Can I help you?
- 557
- 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:54,945
- Yes, my father's choking
- on something in here.
- 558
- 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,847
- - Dad.
- - Oh, my God. What's happening?
- 559
- 00:26:56,849 --> 00:26:58,882
- - Did you call the nurse?
- - I did.
- 560
- 00:26:58,884 --> 00:27:01,085
- - Could you help? Get in here.
- - Oh, my God.
- 561
- 00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:03,754
- God damn it.
- Can I get a fucking nurse in here?
- 562
- 00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:06,190
- - He can only swallow one thing at a time.
- - My father's choking to death.
- 563
- 00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:08,792
- Oh, my God.
- Water goes straight to his lungs.
- 564
- 00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:11,295
- What's happening here?
- 565
- 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,731
- I was only gone for a second.
- 566
- 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:16,667
- - How could you...
- - Hang on, Dad.
- 567
- 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:19,637
- I'm not...
- 568
- 00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:22,272
- These hospital staff
- don't read anything.
- 569
- 00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:24,208
- Help me lean him forward.
- 570
- 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:30,814
- - That is such a horrible thing to watch.
- - I know. Would you please...
- 571
- 00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,150
- Please, Diane,
- get a hold of yourself.
- 572
- 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,718
- Dad, are you OK?
- 573
- 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,254
- Gentle breaths.
- Breathing normally.
- 574
- 00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:38,822
- Where is the nutritionist?
- 575
- 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,658
- Would you like to speak
- to my supervisor?
- 576
- 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:43,180
- Very much. They brought the wrong food?
- I mean, that's insanity.
- 577
- 00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:46,997
- And I would like the
- nutritionist up here immediately.
- 578
- 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,332
- - Right now!
- - Thank you.
- 579
- 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:49,900
- It's not your fault.
- 580
- 00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:52,136
- - Dad, you OK?
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 581
- 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:56,006
- You're all right, sweetheart.
- All right. OK, angel.
- 582
- 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:59,943
- You're OK. That was scary,
- but you're OK, precious.
- 583
- 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:10,187
- Until he's re-evaluated,
- we need to restrict all foods and liquids.
- 584
- 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:13,424
- So, what's that mean?
- He can't eat or drink anything?
- 585
- 00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:15,959
- Well, he's aspirated
- into his lungs.
- 586
- 00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:18,762
- That means...
- means a feeding tube?
- 587
- 00:28:18,764 --> 00:28:21,699
- No, no, no, no, Bob.
- He didn't say that.
- 588
- 00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:24,068
- As a last resort. Yes.
- 589
- 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:26,437
- Let's see how the
- swallowing test goes,
- 590
- 00:28:26,439 --> 00:28:28,305
- and we'll go from there.
- 591
- 00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:31,208
- - Thank you. Thank you, Doctor.
- - Thank you, Doctor.
- 592
- 00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:35,312
- The magic chariot,
- it has arrived.
- 593
- 00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:37,414
- So, hang on a second. Hang on.
- Let me explain this to ya.
- 594
- 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:40,250
- You're gonna get up real slow.
- We got a lot of things to deal with.
- 595
- 00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:42,352
- I'm gonna put you in there.
- Then we go to the swallow clinic.
- 596
- 00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:44,755
- - All right.
- - You're good. You're good.
- 597
- 00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:46,924
- - You got it.
- - There we go. That's good. That's good.
- 598
- 00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:48,859
- - That's it.
- - Okay, I got this.
- 599
- 00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:50,928
- - Turn. Hang on.
- - All right.
- 600
- 00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:53,330
- - You locked the wheelchair?
- - Now get these things.
- 601
- 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:54,865
- - I did.
- - Oh, God.
- 602
- 00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:57,067
- - No, no, no.
- - Oh, God.
- 603
- 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:59,203
- You're on your cables.
- You're on your cables.
- 604
- 00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:02,039
- - That's OK. That's OK.
- - Oh, my wrist.
- 605
- 00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:05,042
- - Diane?
- - I'm OK.
- 606
- 00:29:05,044 --> 00:29:06,510
- What the hell are
- you crying for, then?
- 607
- 00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:08,212
- Because it hurt when I fell.
- 608
- 00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:10,114
- - Can you get up here, please?
- - Oh, my wrist.
- 609
- 00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:12,082
- Just get to the chair.
- Get to the chair, please.
- 610
- 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:15,018
- - Hey, Daddy.
- - Clear the wires.
- 611
- 00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,055
- There we are. All right.
- 612
- 00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:20,023
- - How is that?
- - Yeah, great.
- 613
- 00:29:20,025 --> 00:29:21,992
- Nice and easy, guys.
- We're gonna go real easy here.
- 614
- 00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:23,827
- - Dad's connected.
- - Let me move this thing.
- 615
- 00:29:23,829 --> 00:29:25,462
- Move some goddamn thing.
- 616
- 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:27,064
- OK. I'm moving it. I got it.
- 617
- 00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:28,832
- - OK.
- - That's perfect.
- 618
- 00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:31,001
- - You got it?
- - All right. Here we go.
- 619
- 00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:33,504
- OK. Look out. Oh.
- 620
- 00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:37,274
- No, I understand that, but I can't
- work two shifts in a row. No, Zak.
- 621
- 00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:41,378
- You've got to do a shift.
- I can't do 24 hours straight.
- 622
- 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:44,515
- So, you call Diane.
- Call Andy, 'cause I'm not doing it.
- 623
- 00:29:44,517 --> 00:29:47,251
- No, someone has
- to cover it, not me.
- 624
- 00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:49,853
- - No. Call Diane. Jesus!
- - Hey!
- 625
- 00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:52,956
- The dude with the broken neck has
- the right of way, eh, Dutchy Boy?
- 626
- 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,892
- God. Brick.
- 627
- 00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:57,394
- - Man, how are you?
- - How am I?
- 628
- 00:29:57,396 --> 00:30:00,964
- I'm a fucking quadriplegic?
- What the fuck? How am I?
- 629
- 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,866
- Come on. Good to see you.
- Pound it out,
- 630
- 00:30:02,868 --> 00:30:05,068
- right down there
- on the right hand. Yup!
- 631
- 00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:08,071
- Come on. Give me a pound,
- give me a pound, give... Ow!
- 632
- 00:30:08,073 --> 00:30:10,974
- - Oh, my God.
- - What the fuck?!
- 633
- 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,843
- - I'm sorry.
- - God, babe, are you...
- 634
- 00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:15,879
- He can't feel
- anything. He can't...
- 635
- 00:30:15,881 --> 00:30:18,282
- You should have seen your face.
- You remember Donna, right?
- 636
- 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:19,950
- Yeah, sure, I do.
- 637
- 00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:21,285
- - Good to see you.
- - You don't remember me.
- 638
- 00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:24,154
- - That's OK. I remember you.
- - I do.
- 639
- 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,889
- - Um...
- - What's up, buddy?
- 640
- 00:30:25,891 --> 00:30:28,258
- I haven't seen you, since...
- 641
- 00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:30,227
- Since that wave broke
- my neck and saved my life.
- 642
- 00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:31,895
- Best thing that ever
- happened to me.
- 643
- 00:30:31,897 --> 00:30:33,964
- - Praise Jesus.
- - Hallelujah.
- 644
- 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:36,567
- Brick just aced
- his swallow test.
- 645
- 00:30:36,569 --> 00:30:38,435
- - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- - Lungs clear.
- 646
- 00:30:38,437 --> 00:30:42,072
- All the important parts still
- working great on my Bricky.
- 647
- 00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:44,341
- What she's saying,
- she mean's my dick is A-OK,
- 648
- 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:47,311
- - What? What?
- - Oh, gonna get some later. Gonna get some.
- 649
- 00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:50,447
- Gonna get some. Gonna get some.
- Gonna get some.
- 650
- 00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:53,217
- - Get up. Get up. Get up.
- - She gets up on me.
- 651
- 00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:55,152
- I don't feel nothing.
- She just feels everything.
- 652
- 00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:57,521
- Ten stories tall.
- Yeah, we just run me up the flagpole.
- 653
- 00:30:57,523 --> 00:31:00,190
- - Okay, well, actually...
- - Give me some sugar, honey.
- 654
- 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:01,925
- - Give me some sugar.
- - I, uh...
- 655
- 00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:03,327
- I can feel that.
- 656
- 00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:05,495
- My Dad is actually in there
- getting a swallow test.
- 657
- 00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:06,964
- - Oh, yeah? How is he?
- - Your dad?
- 658
- 00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:08,065
- That's why I was here.
- 659
- 00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:09,366
- Oh, look who the cat dragged in.
- 660
- 00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:11,001
- - Hey.
- - Oh, my God.
- 661
- 00:31:11,003 --> 00:31:13,437
- - A little high school reunion.
- - Hi. How you doing?
- 662
- 00:31:13,439 --> 00:31:15,205
- - Hi. Wow.
- - Sue.
- 663
- 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,474
- - Yeah. Um...
- - Oh. Awkward.
- 664
- 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:19,910
- Hey, look at you two.
- 665
- 00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:21,411
- Why don't you
- take her to the prom?
- 666
- 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:24,214
- Ask her to the prom.
- You could get her a corsage.
- 667
- 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,316
- Hey, I'm not being a pain in the ass.
- I'm just saying.
- 668
- 00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:26,798
- Yes, you are.
- 669
- 00:31:26,810 --> 00:31:28,285
- All right. Well, listen.
- I'll let you two...
- 670
- 00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:30,454
- - Van's out front.
- - OK. Thank you.
- 671
- 00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:33,490
- I'll let you two lovebirds do a
- little catching up, all right?
- 672
- 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:35,893
- Dutchy, we will grab a drink
- a little bit later on.
- 673
- 00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:38,395
- And when I say grab a drink,
- I mean you're gonna grab a drink.
- 674
- 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:40,130
- You're also gonna
- have to grab my drink.
- 675
- 00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:42,099
- You're gonna have
- to also grab me a straw,
- 676
- 00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:45,202
- - and you might gonna have to maybe grab...
- - Get your wallet.
- 677
- 00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:47,204
- You got to pay
- for the drinks, too.
- 678
- 00:31:47,206 --> 00:31:50,173
- If your feet work, that's the rule.
- Don't be a dick, Eddie.
- 679
- 00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:52,175
- - Walking guys pay.
- - Pain in the ass.
- 680
- 00:31:52,177 --> 00:31:54,945
- I'll see you later.
- I can't believe this.
- 681
- 00:31:54,947 --> 00:31:58,282
- I run into Brick?
- Then I run into you.
- 682
- 00:31:58,284 --> 00:32:01,652
- Yeah. Yeah, I heard
- about your dad.
- 683
- 00:32:01,654 --> 00:32:03,620
- Oh, it's not a big deal.
- 684
- 00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:06,390
- No, actually it is kind of a big deal.
- Actually it sucks.
- 685
- 00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:08,358
- - Yeah.
- - You know.
- 686
- 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,361
- Yeah, well, I'm just... I'm here
- to adjust Brick's PT schedule.
- 687
- 00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:13,997
- You have to stay on the staff here.
- They are so shitty.
- 688
- 00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:15,532
- I mean, they literally kill
- people at this hospital.
- 689
- 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:17,935
- - Yeah, I know that.
- - Oh, I'm sure they won't.
- 690
- 00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:19,469
- I'm sure they got
- good people in here.
- 691
- 00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:22,105
- No, they're terrible.
- That's why I'm here.
- 692
- 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,707
- Yeah. We're helping out.
- 693
- 00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:25,943
- So you're still doing
- the nursing thing?
- 694
- 00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:27,277
- No, I was never a...
- 695
- 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:30,314
- Post-op cardiac catheter
- lab technician thing.
- 696
- 00:32:30,316 --> 00:32:32,616
- - OK. OK.
- - That's not the same thing.
- 697
- 00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:37,020
- - How's Dr. Wojowo-whoitz?
- - Dr. Daniel Wojowulitz.
- 698
- 00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:40,090
- - Oh, yeah, Dr. Dan, the proctologist.
- - Neurologist.
- 699
- 00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:41,558
- - Same thing.
- - Mmm.
- 700
- 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,461
- It's not. He's, um...
- 701
- 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:47,497
- He's, you know,
- finishing up his residency at Columbia.
- 702
- 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:48,966
- That's great. Good. Good.
- 703
- 00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:50,500
- - Kids are great.
- - Kids?
- 704
- 00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:52,502
- - I thought you had one kid.
- - Yeah. I got two.
- 705
- 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:56,239
- Two boys, Devon and Derek.
- 706
- 00:32:56,241 --> 00:32:58,508
- - I should go. Brick's my ride.
- - OK.
- 707
- 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:00,310
- How long are you in town for?
- 708
- 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,646
- Like, um, a week.
- 709
- 00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:06,183
- I'm just letting my mom spoil the
- kids before they go to sleepaway camp.
- 710
- 00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:09,052
- - Tell your mom I said hey.
- - Yeah. I will.
- 711
- 00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:13,023
- It's... How are things?
- Really. How...
- 712
- 00:33:13,025 --> 00:33:15,726
- - With me? Oh, great.
- - Yeah.
- 713
- 00:33:15,728 --> 00:33:18,261
- Not so great.
- I don't know. The same.
- 714
- 00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:21,331
- I'm a doorman.
- I'm broke, single.
- 715
- 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:24,034
- What happened to what's her name?
- You know, with the...
- 716
- 00:33:24,036 --> 00:33:27,004
- Oh, that's been over...
- Long time ago.
- 717
- 00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:29,740
- I-I'm sorry about that.
- 718
- 00:33:29,742 --> 00:33:31,742
- What are you apologizing for?
- 719
- 00:33:31,744 --> 00:33:34,711
- I... No idea. I don't know.
- 720
- 00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:37,447
- I should go.
- Brick's waiting and...
- 721
- 00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:40,751
- You should come by sometime,
- meet the kids.
- 722
- 00:33:40,753 --> 00:33:42,052
- That's not gonna happen.
- 723
- 00:33:42,054 --> 00:33:43,320
- Yeah, right, why...
- 724
- 00:33:43,322 --> 00:33:46,189
- Why would you want
- to meet my kids?
- 725
- 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:48,358
- - Yeah. Take that.
- - Hi, honey.
- 726
- 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:52,262
- I'm sorry. Yeah. No. I'm,
- um, still at the hospital.
- 727
- 00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:53,497
- Yeah.
- 728
- 00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:11,949
- Fuck it.
- 729
- 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:40,577
- It's all right.
- It's OK. It's OK.
- 730
- 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:44,147
- How are we doing today, Mr. Mills?
- How's it all going here?
- 731
- 00:34:44,149 --> 00:34:45,221
- We're good.
- 732
- 00:34:45,233 --> 00:34:48,485
- Oh, I see you've pulled
- your feeding tube out.
- 733
- 00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:53,790
- It's OK, Dad. Dad.
- 734
- 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:58,295
- He's moved his feeding tube
- out three times.
- 735
- 00:34:58,297 --> 00:35:00,464
- You know what this means.
- 736
- 00:35:00,466 --> 00:35:04,434
- I'm gonna get the crew up here,
- and we're gonna get dad restrained.
- 737
- 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:07,471
- We need another...
- Need a change of clothes for him.
- 738
- 00:35:08,841 --> 00:35:11,741
- Get a crew up here.
- Dad, it's all right. Listen to me.
- 739
- 00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,844
- Dad. Dad.
- 740
- 00:35:13,846 --> 00:35:17,581
- You just pulled out your feeding tube.
- It's OK. I'm gonna clean you up.
- 741
- 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,516
- - OK?
- - All right.
- 742
- 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:21,651
- I'm gonna clean you up.
- 743
- 00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:25,188
- I can't...
- 744
- 00:35:25,190 --> 00:35:27,591
- - That's what I'm saying.
- - That's impossible...
- 745
- 00:35:27,593 --> 00:35:29,826
- in our backyard.
- Why can't you guys listen? Listen...
- 746
- 00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:32,329
- Respiratory is ready to go now.
- 747
- 00:35:32,331 --> 00:35:33,830
- - So is the cardiac guy.
- - Legally, legally,
- 748
- 00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:35,398
- Dad is like a lawsuit
- waiting to happen.
- 749
- 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,334
- - He's not stable...
- - Here's the problem.
- 750
- 00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:40,403
- Dr. Cho is a fucking hack.
- He's just waiting on Dad to die,
- 751
- 00:35:40,405 --> 00:35:42,372
- so that'll take care
- of everything for him.
- 752
- 00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:45,242
- Bingo. OK. Can we get him
- in Hopkins now?
- 753
- 00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:46,810
- Please. Time is running out.
- 754
- 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,479
- No. Dawn doesn't want that, Zak.
- You know that.
- 755
- 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:51,448
- He doesn't want Dawn driving
- all the way to Baltimore.
- 756
- 00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,550
- That's insane.
- This whole fucking thing is insane.
- 757
- 00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:56,486
- No. She doesn't want to leave
- her fucking dogs is what it is.
- 758
- 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:57,821
- Listen, guys.
- 759
- 00:35:57,823 --> 00:36:01,358
- Dad is fucking starving
- right now.
- 760
- 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,483
- I know. OK, but...
- 761
- 00:36:02,495 --> 00:36:05,729
- OK. He needs a feeding...
- fucking feeding tube today.
- 762
- 00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:06,930
- Well, fuck me.
- 763
- 00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:08,431
- Fucking Dr. Cho.
- 764
- 00:36:10,169 --> 00:36:11,902
- Huh. Interesting.
- 765
- 00:36:11,904 --> 00:36:14,571
- - Oh, my God. I hope he didn't hear us.
- - I don't give a fuck.
- 766
- 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,206
- - I'm going over there.
- - Andy.
- 767
- 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:17,741
- Don't go there. Let him eat.
- 768
- 00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:19,809
- No, I'm gonna go over there
- and help you scare him.
- 769
- 00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:21,378
- Why don't you stay here?
- 770
- 00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:23,513
- We don't need two hotheads
- going over there.
- 771
- 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,415
- You stay. I'll go with you.
- 772
- 00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:29,419
- OK. Good, 'cause I need a
- witness in case shit goes down.
- 773
- 00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:39,262
- - Ah. The Mills family.
- - Hmm.
- 774
- 00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:41,298
- - Hello, Doc. Could we get a word with you?
- - Yeah.
- 775
- 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:44,267
- I'm right in the middle
- of my meal break.
- 776
- 00:36:44,269 --> 00:36:46,303
- That's funny, 'cause our dad,
- 777
- 00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:49,406
- - he can't get a break at all. Or a meal.
- - Yeah.
- 778
- 00:36:50,943 --> 00:36:54,411
- Do you mind if I finish my bagel and
- then we could talk about your father?
- 779
- 00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:57,380
- - Actually, I do mind.
- - Yeah, I mind, too.
- 780
- 00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:00,250
- OK.
- 781
- 00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:02,719
- OK.
- 782
- 00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:06,556
- Your father has
- completely blocked lungs,
- 783
- 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:10,594
- mass in his upper left lung
- caused by the pneumonia.
- 784
- 00:37:10,596 --> 00:37:12,829
- He's got end-of-life emphysema.
- 785
- 00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:17,267
- The MRI of his lungs is the worst
- I've ever seen on any living patient.
- 786
- 00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:19,536
- He can barely process oxygen.
- 787
- 00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:23,640
- He's contracted MRSA,
- which is a highly fatal staph infection,
- 788
- 00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:26,643
- and to combat that,
- he's on Zyvox,
- 789
- 00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:28,645
- which is like interferon.
- It's powerful,
- 790
- 00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:31,848
- and it's so poisonous
- that it, too, is fatal.
- 791
- 00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:33,850
- Your father has diabetes.
- 792
- 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,986
- His kidneys are failing.
- 793
- 00:37:35,988 --> 00:37:38,021
- In order to stabilize
- his blood sugar,
- 794
- 00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:40,490
- we have to introduce
- nutrients into his body,
- 795
- 00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:45,395
- and he's lost the ability
- to swallow food and water.
- 796
- 00:37:45,397 --> 00:37:48,398
- How am I supposed to stabilize
- your father when I know
- 797
- 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,801
- that he will die the
- second we put him under?
- 798
- 00:37:58,477 --> 00:37:59,843
- How?
- 799
- 00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:03,480
- Enjoy your... your lunch.
- 800
- 00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:05,548
- - Thank you.
- - Sorry about that.
- 801
- 00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:25,402
- He's got a terrible
- bedside manner.
- 802
- 00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:33,076
- - So, Bob's at Chesapeake Memorial?
- - -Yeah.
- 803
- 00:38:33,078 --> 00:38:34,678
- - It's not good.
- - I know.
- 804
- 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,579
- - It's not good, friend.
- - I hate it there.
- 805
- 00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:38,014
- - Death Hospital.
- - What do you mean?
- 806
- 00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:40,483
- Do you know what they call
- people that go there?
- 807
- 00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:41,651
- - What?
- - Dead people.
- 808
- 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:42,719
- Would you stop it?
- 809
- 00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:44,487
- I'm just saying.
- Did you try Hopkins?
- 810
- 00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:46,323
- - Of course we tried Hopkins.
- - Well, what up?
- 811
- 00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:49,059
- He didn't want her
- to be in Baltimore,
- 812
- 00:38:49,061 --> 00:38:50,927
- and she wanted to be
- close to the dogs.
- 813
- 00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:54,064
- - Do you mean those space poodles?
- - Yes, yes.
- 814
- 00:38:54,066 --> 00:38:55,532
- - I hate those things.
- - They're cute.
- 815
- 00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:57,500
- - They're gross.
- - OK. I know.
- 816
- 00:38:57,502 --> 00:39:00,537
- Anyway, it's... it's not a good thing.
- I'm glad you met with me.
- 817
- 00:39:00,539 --> 00:39:03,740
- - I'm completely depressed.
- - Hmm. Well,
- 818
- 00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:05,909
- that's what happens when
- you go to a Death Hospital.
- 819
- 00:39:05,911 --> 00:39:08,945
- It's a roach motel. They check in.
- They don't check out.
- 820
- 00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:11,081
- - Are you trying to depress me?
- - They come out in gurneys.
- 821
- 00:39:11,083 --> 00:39:13,483
- Would you stop it?
- 'Cause you're being a total dick.
- 822
- 00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:14,984
- - Whoa. OK. You know what?
- - Come on.
- 823
- 00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:17,887
- Look, V-Man?
- We need to hit the worm. Now.
- 824
- 00:39:20,425 --> 00:39:22,559
- - Whoa. Whoa. Hey. Dude.
- - What? Yeah?
- 825
- 00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:24,761
- - Do you believe in miracles?
- - What miracles?
- 826
- 00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:27,831
- - Yeah. 'Cause one just walked in the door.
- - Oh, I see.
- 827
- 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:28,998
- - Yeah.
- - Very nice.
- 828
- 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,367
- - You recognize her?
- - No.
- 829
- 00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:31,801
- - You don't?
- - Oh!
- 830
- 00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:33,570
- - Velma Lauren.
- - No.
- 831
- 00:39:33,572 --> 00:39:36,439
- - Vinnie's little sister.
- - Get out.
- 832
- 00:39:36,441 --> 00:39:38,705
- Wait a minute.
- Didn't she marry Carl Perkins?
- 833
- 00:39:38,717 --> 00:39:39,476
- That's right.
- 834
- 00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:43,046
- That's right but she's not with old
- Carl now, because he went to jail
- 835
- 00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:44,714
- - for selling meth.
- - Meth?
- 836
- 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:47,784
- Yeah. And she used to work
- at Suzie-Q's.
- 837
- 00:39:47,786 --> 00:39:49,452
- - She's a stripper?
- - Yes.
- 838
- 00:39:49,454 --> 00:39:51,421
- - She used to work the pole.
- - Holy sh...
- 839
- 00:39:51,423 --> 00:39:53,423
- - She was a stripper?
- - Yes, she was a stripper.
- 840
- 00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:56,893
- But now she's an inspector,
- BG&E and she smells real nice.
- 841
- 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:59,162
- - Oh, my God.
- - She looks amazing.
- 842
- 00:39:59,164 --> 00:40:02,399
- - No, would you stop it?
- - Yes. Come on. Come on. You're doing this.
- 843
- 00:40:02,401 --> 00:40:03,600
- - You're Eddie Mills.
- - No.
- 844
- 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:05,101
- - You deserve this.
- - I don't.
- 845
- 00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:06,836
- - You're doing this.
- - I'm not getting that.
- 846
- 00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:08,138
- - Yes.
- - I don't need to get laid.
- 847
- 00:40:08,140 --> 00:40:09,639
- - Yeah, you do.
- - I do not.
- 848
- 00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:12,409
- You need to take
- time off from dying, OK?
- 849
- 00:40:12,411 --> 00:40:14,677
- Take time off from
- this dying stuff.
- 850
- 00:40:14,679 --> 00:40:16,913
- - I'm not... I don't need this.
- - You do need this.
- 851
- 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,515
- - Buddy, I'm sure.
- - Look, I'll pump you up.
- 852
- 00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:20,016
- - Listen.
- - You're Eddie Mills.
- 853
- 00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:22,152
- - Yeah, Eddie Mills, 25 years ago.
- - Senior Class President.
- 854
- 00:40:22,154 --> 00:40:23,820
- Yeah, 50 pounds heavier.
- 855
- 00:40:23,822 --> 00:40:26,055
- - Jud from Oklahoma!
- - Jud from Oklahoma!
- 856
- 00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:29,659
- And JV Lacrosse.
- You know, you can't win everything.
- 857
- 00:40:32,464 --> 00:40:35,131
- - Is that Eddie? Eddie Mills?
- - Hey.
- 858
- 00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:37,434
- - Hey.
- - Oh, my God. Eddie Mills.
- 859
- 00:40:37,436 --> 00:40:38,902
- How's it going?
- 860
- 00:40:38,904 --> 00:40:41,438
- Look... I haven't seen you in...
- Oh, my God.
- 861
- 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,640
- You look so cute.
- 862
- 00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:45,842
- Oh, wow.
- That is quite a welcome.
- 863
- 00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:49,045
- Eddie frickin' Mills!
- What are you doing here?
- 864
- 00:40:49,047 --> 00:40:52,916
- Just in town. It's great to see you.
- You know, back at home.
- 865
- 00:40:52,918 --> 00:40:55,485
- - You look exactly the same.
- - Thank you.
- 866
- 00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:58,688
- I mean, you know,
- he put on a few, right, Matt?
- 867
- 00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:00,557
- More than a few.
- 868
- 00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:02,225
- - No, you look really cute.
- - You look amazing.
- 869
- 00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:03,726
- Oh, thanks.
- 870
- 00:41:03,728 --> 00:41:05,161
- These are new,
- do you like these?
- 871
- 00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:07,664
- Yes, I'm sure I would
- have remembered those.
- 872
- 00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:10,099
- Yeah, I didn't have them when
- we were in that show together.
- 873
- 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,734
- Do you remember what show?
- 874
- 00:41:11,736 --> 00:41:13,470
- - Yeah.
- - Do you remember the show we did together?
- 875
- 00:41:13,472 --> 00:41:15,472
- It's the South Pacific.
- 876
- 00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:16,906
- Do you remember when I was in
- the show with you? -South Pacific.
- 877
- 00:41:16,908 --> 00:41:18,808
- - Matt, do you remember?
- - What?
- 878
- 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:20,477
- OK. It's true. Me and him
- never stopped talking about it.
- 879
- 00:41:20,479 --> 00:41:22,212
- - He prompted me.
- - You were so good.
- 880
- 00:41:22,214 --> 00:41:24,481
- I'm old, and I forget everything,
- but how could I forget you?
- 881
- 00:41:24,483 --> 00:41:26,583
- Yeah, well, my God
- I was so obsessed with you.
- 882
- 00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:29,085
- We need a drink. Vince, we need a drink.
- You want to buy me a drink?
- 883
- 00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:32,222
- Uh, I will buy you a drink. Can I have
- a drink here for this lovely lady?
- 884
- 00:41:32,224 --> 00:41:34,591
- Oh, you've got some. I need a shot.
- We got to sit down.
- 885
- 00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:36,493
- OK. Shot. Sit down. Where?
- 886
- 00:41:36,495 --> 00:41:38,228
- - I got a booth in the corner.
- - Booth.
- 887
- 00:41:38,230 --> 00:41:40,063
- - It's my favorite place.
- - Booth in the corner. Let's go.
- 888
- 00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:42,198
- - It's kind of like my personal box.
- - OK.
- 889
- 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,067
- Let's go right over here.
- 890
- 00:41:44,069 --> 00:41:46,603
- - What are you doing here?
- - Oh...
- 891
- 00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:48,571
- it's depressing. My dad's dying.
- 892
- 00:41:48,573 --> 00:41:50,240
- - Oh, baby.
- - Yeah.
- 893
- 00:41:50,242 --> 00:41:52,175
- - Sorry to hear that.
- - But, I'm here to have a good time.
- 894
- 00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:53,910
- L'chaim.
- 895
- 00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:05,188
- You want to do a body shot?
- Salt, drink, and then lime.
- 896
- 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:06,556
- You put it in your mouth.
- 897
- 00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:08,725
- - OK.
- - Mmm.
- 898
- 00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:14,864
- Wait right here.
- I want to get my girls.
- 899
- 00:42:17,302 --> 00:42:19,536
- Watch yourself.
- 900
- 00:42:19,538 --> 00:42:21,004
- We'll just do karaoke.
- 901
- 00:42:21,006 --> 00:42:22,805
- Go with karaoke.
- 902
- 00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:33,583
- That's good. That's good.
- Pick a solo. Pick a solo.
- 903
- 00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:47,797
- Ah. Well, that's where she was.
- She was there.
- 904
- 00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:50,800
- You know what it's like when you wanna
- see someone you don't want to see.
- 905
- 00:42:50,802 --> 00:42:52,902
- - What's her last name again?
- - Deever. Sue Deever.
- 906
- 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:55,939
- Yes. Sue Deever.
- Oh, she was mean.
- 907
- 00:42:55,941 --> 00:42:57,840
- - She's a great person.
- - No, she's not.
- 908
- 00:42:57,842 --> 00:43:00,009
- No, she is. She's married.
- She's a doctor.
- 909
- 00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:02,312
- - She's a snob.
- - She's a nurse. She has kids.
- 910
- 00:43:02,314 --> 00:43:04,314
- She's a biatch.
- 911
- 00:43:04,316 --> 00:43:06,249
- - Would you stop?
- - Biatch.
- 912
- 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:07,250
- No. I love her.
- 913
- 00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:09,586
- Screw Sue. Fuck me.
- 914
- 00:43:11,156 --> 00:43:13,222
- - Really?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 915
- 00:43:13,224 --> 00:43:15,758
- Baby. Honey.
- 916
- 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,061
- - Eddie, stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
- - OK. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 917
- 00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:20,363
- - Sorry. I'm sorry.
- - OK. Almost, almost, almost.
- 918
- 00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:22,732
- OK, sing. Sing for me, baby.
- Sing for me.
- 919
- 00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:24,901
- - Sing what?
- - Sing something.
- 920
- 00:43:37,983 --> 00:43:39,849
- Okay, don't move. Wait.
- I don't want to leak.
- 921
- 00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:43,653
- - OK. Oh.
- - I got it.
- 922
- 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:50,960
- - Phew.
- - That's a tight squeeze.
- 923
- 00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:52,695
- - It is.
- - Isn't that fun?
- 924
- 00:43:52,697 --> 00:43:55,732
- OK. Oh, shit. All right.
- I got to get going.
- 925
- 00:43:55,734 --> 00:43:57,967
- I told Carl like a half hour
- ago, I'd be back.
- 926
- 00:43:57,969 --> 00:44:01,804
- Hold on. Carl Perkins?
- You guys are divorced.
- 927
- 00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:03,906
- Oh, no, sweetie.
- We're just separated.
- 928
- 00:44:03,908 --> 00:44:06,009
- - We're workin' on it.
- - What?
- 929
- 00:44:06,011 --> 00:44:09,245
- He always loved you, by the way.
- I'm gonna tell him you say hi.
- 930
- 00:44:09,247 --> 00:44:10,813
- Thanks, baby. That was fun.
- 931
- 00:44:13,652 --> 00:44:15,785
- OK. I'll see ya.
- 932
- 00:44:19,090 --> 00:44:20,690
- Mm.
- 933
- 00:44:46,151 --> 00:44:50,019
- A-And as I said,
- my team is standing by to go
- 934
- 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:52,388
- as soon as Dr. Rabinowitz here
- 935
- 00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:54,891
- can assure me that
- Mr. Mills is stable.
- 936
- 00:44:54,893 --> 00:44:56,025
- PEG.
- 937
- 00:44:57,328 --> 00:45:00,897
- Percutaneous
- endoscopic gastrostomy.
- 938
- 00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:02,398
- What's that first word again?
- 939
- 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,435
- Percuta... Percutaneous?
- Percutaneous.
- 940
- 00:45:05,437 --> 00:45:10,873
- Yeah, a feeding tube here,
- is inserted through the stomach wall,
- 941
- 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,743
- Cho's doing this.
- I'm not do this. Um...
- 942
- 00:45:13,745 --> 00:45:14,977
- in order for your father to eat.
- 943
- 00:45:14,979 --> 00:45:17,213
- And as we've discussed,
- 944
- 00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:20,349
- this operation has,
- at best, at best,
- 945
- 00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:22,185
- a 5% chance of succeeding.
- 946
- 00:45:22,187 --> 00:45:26,789
- Well, the numbers increase to
- 10%, possibly 12%,
- 947
- 00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:29,192
- depending upon how quickly
- Dr. Cho finishes.
- 948
- 00:45:29,194 --> 00:45:32,095
- After my team inserts the
- feeding tube into the stomach,
- 949
- 00:45:32,097 --> 00:45:35,064
- Respiratory here would like
- an extra few minutes
- 950
- 00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:37,266
- to clear away some of
- the bronchial obstructions.
- 951
- 00:45:37,268 --> 00:45:42,271
- Right. What I would like to
- do is open a breathing tract
- 952
- 00:45:42,273 --> 00:45:46,242
- here, by extracting
- some of the diseased...
- 953
- 00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:48,211
- Excuse me, ma'am.
- We'll just do it on you.
- 954
- 00:45:48,213 --> 00:45:52,782
- Uh, by extracting some of the
- diseased tissue at the right quadrant,
- 955
- 00:45:52,784 --> 00:45:54,817
- uh, which is basically
- just above the lungs.
- 956
- 00:45:54,819 --> 00:45:58,254
- And increased air flow should give
- your father more of a fighting chance.
- 957
- 00:45:58,256 --> 00:46:03,960
- Yeah, but extending the procedure by
- even a minute decreases Bob's chances.
- 958
- 00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:06,028
- And we may never get him back.
- 959
- 00:46:06,030 --> 00:46:08,498
- We're taking the risk.
- We've already discussed it.
- 960
- 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:11,033
- We're not doing hospice at home.
- 961
- 00:46:11,035 --> 00:46:14,337
- Because, I cannot
- stand it anymore.
- 962
- 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,207
- - Listen to me. Listen to me.
- - Oh, God.
- 963
- 00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:22,445
- I watched my brother die,
- all right, gasping like a...
- 964
- 00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:25,848
- Like a beached whale,
- and I'm not gonna put her through that.
- 965
- 00:46:25,850 --> 00:46:29,886
- If we do nothing at all,
- he will starve to death.
- 966
- 00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:32,922
- That'd take, uh,
- two to three weeks.
- 967
- 00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:34,457
- We're doing the feeding tube.
- 968
- 00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:36,959
- We've already decided.
- It's the feeding tube.
- 969
- 00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:38,995
- And let me tell you
- something, children.
- 970
- 00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:41,798
- I have one life to live,
- and I'm going to live it.
- 971
- 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,267
- This pain and suffering,
- no more.
- 972
- 00:46:44,269 --> 00:46:47,804
- I cannot take it one more day.
- It's done. Done.
- 973
- 00:46:48,873 --> 00:46:50,072
- If this doesn't work...
- 974
- 00:46:51,276 --> 00:46:53,943
- - if you can't make this work...
- - OK.
- 975
- 00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:55,444
- - You got three days.
- - Let me...
- 976
- 00:46:55,446 --> 00:46:57,480
- After three days,
- you pull the plug.
- 977
- 00:46:57,482 --> 00:46:59,549
- - All right?
- - Let me get this on your face. Come on.
- 978
- 00:46:59,551 --> 00:47:02,084
- - You pull the goddamn plug.
- - Sir.
- 979
- 00:47:02,086 --> 00:47:04,153
- - I'm not gonna put her through this.
- - Sir. Sir.
- 980
- 00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:06,189
- Babe, please,
- please, please, please.
- 981
- 00:47:06,191 --> 00:47:08,391
- You heard it.
- That's it. Three days.
- 982
- 00:47:08,393 --> 00:47:09,959
- That's it.
- 983
- 00:47:09,961 --> 00:47:11,427
- And I think it's
- important for the family
- 984
- 00:47:11,429 --> 00:47:13,563
- to understand your father
- and mother's wishes.
- 985
- 00:47:13,565 --> 00:47:16,132
- I've seen this
- tear families apart.
- 986
- 00:47:18,102 --> 00:47:19,402
- OK. We good?
- 987
- 00:47:21,306 --> 00:47:22,306
- All right.
- 988
- 00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:34,183
- Who's this? Who's this?
- 989
- 00:47:34,185 --> 00:47:35,384
- - Is that a janitor?
- - Maybe.
- 990
- 00:47:36,988 --> 00:47:38,988
- - How you doing?
- - Hi.
- 991
- 00:47:40,558 --> 00:47:44,861
- How you doing?
- Lousy. Sucks, right?
- 992
- 00:47:44,863 --> 00:47:47,597
- I'm Joey. Uh, Mills,
- you're the Mills?
- 993
- 00:47:47,599 --> 00:47:49,866
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 994
- 00:47:49,868 --> 00:47:53,402
- My cousin's the boss. He doesn't usually
- like me to interact with the... the...
- 995
- 00:47:54,539 --> 00:47:58,007
- clientele. I'm "in training."
- 996
- 00:47:58,009 --> 00:48:02,211
- So kind of a mid-life
- career sort of a reboot.
- 997
- 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:05,348
- What color is
- my parachute? Blue.
- 998
- 00:48:05,350 --> 00:48:10,119
- So, uh, I'm... I'm gonna
- be driving your dad.
- 999
- 00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:15,358
- Uh, his body,
- and you're following me, right?
- 1000
- 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:16,959
- - Yeah.
- - OK.
- 1001
- 00:48:16,961 --> 00:48:18,628
- And, uh, thing is we
- got to kinda move it along,
- 1002
- 00:48:18,630 --> 00:48:20,229
- 'cause we got
- a 9:00 a.m. viewing.
- 1003
- 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:23,032
- Teenage kid. Motorcycle
- versus cement truck,
- 1004
- 00:48:23,034 --> 00:48:26,235
- so it's a real... real mess.
- 1005
- 00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:29,305
- Giuseppe, my cousin, the boss,
- he's... He's in there right now
- 1006
- 00:48:29,307 --> 00:48:31,140
- trying to figure out
- which parts go where.
- 1007
- 00:48:31,142 --> 00:48:33,409
- Um, but he's an artist. I mean,
- 1008
- 00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:35,544
- he could put Humpty Dumpty
- back together again.
- 1009
- 00:48:35,546 --> 00:48:36,946
- - Hey!
- - Yeah.
- 1010
- 00:48:36,948 --> 00:48:37,980
- Here he is.
- 1011
- 00:48:37,982 --> 00:48:39,515
- - Hey!
- - Gotta go.
- 1012
- 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:45,221
- I told you never, never.
- 1013
- 00:48:45,223 --> 00:48:48,257
- - Not with my clientele.
- - What? I was doing fine here.
- 1014
- 00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:50,459
- - Yes. I capisce.
- - OK. Go.
- 1015
- 00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:59,368
- Bon giorno. Hello.
- Nice to make your acquaintance.
- 1016
- 00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:00,670
- Forgive me to be late.
- 1017
- 00:49:00,672 --> 00:49:03,439
- I apologize.
- I had much to put together.
- 1018
- 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:07,143
- Ah, well if you now gather each
- other, we walk in the back.
- 1019
- 00:49:07,145 --> 00:49:08,377
- Your father is waiting.
- 1020
- 00:49:12,383 --> 00:49:14,317
- Are we getting out
- of the fucking car?
- 1021
- 00:49:15,553 --> 00:49:18,387
- They can't give him
- the Haldol to sleep...
- 1022
- 00:49:19,424 --> 00:49:21,357
- because of the feeding
- tube procedure.
- 1023
- 00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:24,226
- He has to be coherent.
- 1024
- 00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:30,433
- He had a terrible night's
- sleep last night. Poor baby.
- 1025
- 00:49:30,435 --> 00:49:33,269
- Dad? Dad?
- 1026
- 00:49:35,406 --> 00:49:38,441
- - Is he...
- - No, he's... he's... he's sleeping.
- 1027
- 00:49:38,443 --> 00:49:41,711
- Sleeping with his eyes open.
- It just started.
- 1028
- 00:49:41,713 --> 00:49:43,713
- He sleeps that way now.
- 1029
- 00:49:43,715 --> 00:49:48,184
- I can't... can't think about it.
- 1030
- 00:49:48,186 --> 00:49:51,620
- Um... Oh, I gave him
- a sponge bath.
- 1031
- 00:49:51,622 --> 00:49:55,358
- And he doesn't ask for his bridge
- anymore, because at this point
- 1032
- 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,560
- he doesn't eat anymore,
- so it doesn't matter.
- 1033
- 00:49:57,562 --> 00:50:01,630
- We only put his teeth in
- when we have visitors.
- 1034
- 00:50:01,632 --> 00:50:03,366
- What did they say
- about the bedsores?
- 1035
- 00:50:03,368 --> 00:50:05,334
- They don't seem
- too concerned about it.
- 1036
- 00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:06,736
- What does that mean?
- 1037
- 00:50:06,738 --> 00:50:10,239
- I don't know. Ask the doctors.
- 1038
- 00:50:10,241 --> 00:50:13,009
- They're sending in
- a bed team to evaluate him.
- 1039
- 00:50:14,112 --> 00:50:15,378
- Just I don't know when.
- 1040
- 00:50:17,081 --> 00:50:20,149
- - Where you going, Dawn?
- - Chores. Bills.
- 1041
- 00:50:20,151 --> 00:50:22,118
- Abner's diarrhea.
- 1042
- 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:27,223
- He... Your father did everything
- with me for 35 years.
- 1043
- 00:50:29,293 --> 00:50:31,227
- See you later, sweetie pie.
- 1044
- 00:50:32,764 --> 00:50:34,397
- See you.
- 1045
- 00:50:37,301 --> 00:50:39,201
- - Dressed to the nines?
- - I know.
- 1046
- 00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,771
- She's going to have lunch
- with that Bernie.
- 1047
- 00:50:41,773 --> 00:50:43,305
- Oh, the... the dog walker guy?
- 1048
- 00:50:43,307 --> 00:50:45,241
- - That guy. Are you kidding me? Yes.
- - Really?
- 1049
- 00:50:45,243 --> 00:50:47,243
- - Have you met him?
- - Yeah, I've met him.
- 1050
- 00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:48,811
- - He's like a Dapper Dan.
- - OK.
- 1051
- 00:50:48,813 --> 00:50:51,113
- He's horrible, and come on.
- 1052
- 00:50:51,115 --> 00:50:54,417
- I know Dad's gonna need his feeding
- tube any minute, and she can't take it.
- 1053
- 00:50:54,419 --> 00:50:57,386
- - Yeah, she's gone through a lot.
- - Everyone's going through a lot.
- 1054
- 00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:59,555
- You know what she's doing?
- She's afraid to be alone.
- 1055
- 00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:00,421
- That's true.
- 1056
- 00:51:00,433 --> 00:51:03,059
- She's setting up Bernie
- for sloppy seconds.
- 1057
- 00:51:03,061 --> 00:51:04,126
- That's harsh of you.
- 1058
- 00:51:04,128 --> 00:51:05,461
- She's processing.
- 1059
- 00:51:05,463 --> 00:51:07,329
- She's got to leave the room
- every now and then.
- 1060
- 00:51:07,331 --> 00:51:08,531
- That's what she's doing. I know.
- 1061
- 00:51:08,533 --> 00:51:10,099
- Sloppy seconds. That's not fair.
- 1062
- 00:51:10,101 --> 00:51:12,168
- - You know it's the truth.
- - Hey, Dad.
- 1063
- 00:51:12,170 --> 00:51:14,270
- - Dad, how you doing?
- - Oh, my God.
- 1064
- 00:51:14,272 --> 00:51:17,206
- - Dad. Hey.
- - Take...
- 1065
- 00:51:17,842 --> 00:51:19,308
- Take care of her.
- 1066
- 00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:23,612
- Take care of her.
- You promise me.
- 1067
- 00:51:24,515 --> 00:51:26,482
- - Promise!
- - I will. I promise.
- 1068
- 00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:01,851
- Bye, Eddie. I love you.
- 1069
- 00:52:01,853 --> 00:52:04,453
- - You, too, Dad.
- - I love you.
- 1070
- 00:52:13,197 --> 00:52:15,831
- Plain cremation box.
- 1071
- 00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:17,299
- Hey.
- 1072
- 00:52:20,438 --> 00:52:22,605
- Somebody want to
- identify the father,
- 1073
- 00:52:22,607 --> 00:52:25,207
- and then we're gonna be
- on our way.
- 1074
- 00:52:25,209 --> 00:52:26,642
- - I'll do it.
- - OK.
- 1075
- 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:32,515
- Ah, that's definitely Bob.
- 1076
- 00:52:32,517 --> 00:52:36,886
- Something exerted enough, uh,
- pressure to compress his nasal cavity,
- 1077
- 00:52:36,888 --> 00:52:39,188
- - but it's... it's Bob.
- - What?
- 1078
- 00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:41,257
- Well, his nose is flat.
- 1079
- 00:52:41,259 --> 00:52:43,759
- - I'm gonna go wait in the car.
- - Oh, honey.
- 1080
- 00:52:43,761 --> 00:52:46,695
- - The nose is flat. No, no, no.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 1081
- 00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:50,499
- Oh, my God, yes,
- it is very flat.
- 1082
- 00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:52,601
- - I'm very sorry.
- - Uh, it happens sometimes.
- 1083
- 00:52:52,603 --> 00:52:54,703
- In the freezer,
- we got to make room.
- 1084
- 00:52:54,705 --> 00:52:57,706
- So you stack 'em on top of each other.
- That makes perfect sense.
- 1085
- 00:52:57,708 --> 00:53:00,409
- - Yes. And then things shift.
- - All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1086
- 00:53:00,411 --> 00:53:03,179
- But he's dead,
- so it doesn't matter, OK?
- 1087
- 00:53:03,181 --> 00:53:04,747
- Joey, should we follow you?
- 1088
- 00:53:04,749 --> 00:53:06,315
- Just one thing.
- 1089
- 00:53:06,317 --> 00:53:08,651
- Well, are you gonna
- tell 'em or you want...
- 1090
- 00:53:08,653 --> 00:53:12,488
- Our normal incinerator
- in Towson just broke,
- 1091
- 00:53:12,490 --> 00:53:14,823
- so we're going to have
- to shift the body
- 1092
- 00:53:14,825 --> 00:53:17,927
- to the backup crematorium
- in Dundalk.
- 1093
- 00:53:17,929 --> 00:53:20,763
- A-And why is that a problem?
- 1094
- 00:53:20,765 --> 00:53:22,798
- It also serves a double purpose.
- 1095
- 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:27,203
- It provides crematorial
- services for the animals.
- 1096
- 00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:30,506
- - What? Animals?
- - Cats and dogs?
- 1097
- 00:53:30,508 --> 00:53:33,375
- - Animals?
- - It's not a bad crematorium.
- 1098
- 00:53:33,377 --> 00:53:34,977
- No, it's very good.
- 1099
- 00:53:34,979 --> 00:53:37,313
- It's just it's not that great.
- 1100
- 00:53:37,315 --> 00:53:38,881
- - Well, it's still...
- - The crew is OK.
- 1101
- 00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:42,418
- It's... The thing about it
- is the name. It's a little...
- 1102
- 00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:43,586
- - What's the name?
- - What's the name?
- 1103
- 00:53:43,588 --> 00:53:46,589
- Peaceful Paws. It's beautiful.
- 1104
- 00:53:46,591 --> 00:53:49,291
- - We only use this furnace in a pinch.
- - Peaceful Fucking...
- 1105
- 00:53:49,293 --> 00:53:50,826
- Guys, guys. Come on.
- 1106
- 00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:53,562
- Is there a discount if we're
- not using a human crematorium?
- 1107
- 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:56,398
- What, it's cats,
- people, stardust.
- 1108
- 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,968
- It's calcium phosphate
- in the end. It just...
- 1109
- 00:53:58,970 --> 00:54:00,703
- - Right.
- - Sure. That's it.
- 1110
- 00:54:00,705 --> 00:54:02,238
- - Chop-chop.
- - Joey?
- 1111
- 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:03,606
- - Yeah?
- - When we get the ashes back,
- 1112
- 00:54:03,608 --> 00:54:05,674
- it better be my fucking dad
- and not Lassie.
- 1113
- 00:54:05,676 --> 00:54:07,743
- - Absolutely.
- - Please, don't worry.
- 1114
- 00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:10,446
- - Hey, let's go.
- - Everybody. Everybody.
- 1115
- 00:54:10,448 --> 00:54:15,284
- Hindu belief is that the body can
- only release the soul through fire.
- 1116
- 00:54:15,286 --> 00:54:16,819
- It's cool, right?
- So historically...
- 1117
- 00:54:16,821 --> 00:54:19,588
- Tim, give it
- a fucking rest, all right?
- 1118
- 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:21,857
- - Let me breathe.
- - It's ready.
- 1119
- 00:54:21,859 --> 00:54:23,959
- - Last door on the right.
- - I got this.
- 1120
- 00:54:23,961 --> 00:54:26,795
- - Go, go, go, go.
- - It's OK.
- 1121
- 00:54:26,797 --> 00:54:28,564
- Oh.
- 1122
- 00:54:29,834 --> 00:54:32,301
- Just give me a minute.
- Let me breathe.
- 1123
- 00:54:32,303 --> 00:54:34,270
- Let me breathe.
- 1124
- 00:54:34,272 --> 00:54:36,572
- You're all right?
- 1125
- 00:54:36,574 --> 00:54:38,340
- You're OK. You're gonna be OK.
- 1126
- 00:54:38,342 --> 00:54:40,743
- I'm gonna be OK,
- but you got to give me a minute.
- 1127
- 00:54:42,647 --> 00:54:44,480
- All right. Here we go.
- 1128
- 00:54:44,482 --> 00:54:46,432
- OK? OK?
- 1129
- 00:54:46,433 --> 00:54:48,383
- - Give her some water.
- - Just take one step at a time.
- 1130
- 00:54:48,386 --> 00:54:49,952
- - Yeah, here we go.
- - That's the way.
- 1131
- 00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:52,488
- - He's my father. My father.
- - That's exactly right.
- 1132
- 00:54:52,490 --> 00:54:56,558
- - I know.
- - It's a little dog with angel wings.
- 1133
- 00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:02,498
- Dogs are comforting to people
- when they are grieving.
- 1134
- 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:05,567
- - Another dog? It's sort of strange, but...
- - Another dog.
- 1135
- 00:55:05,569 --> 00:55:07,770
- - Must be a collector.
- - Yes.
- 1136
- 00:55:07,772 --> 00:55:09,638
- My God, it stinks in here.
- 1137
- 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,707
- Well, typically,
- all living things,
- 1138
- 00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:14,443
- after a while, the fats and proteins,
- they get to a certain temperature,
- 1139
- 00:55:14,445 --> 00:55:15,844
- - and you know what happens.
- - Tim.
- 1140
- 00:55:15,846 --> 00:55:17,880
- - Yeah?
- - Interesting, but not right now.
- 1141
- 00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:20,382
- - OK. I'm sorry.
- - OK. Guys. We got to go.
- 1142
- 00:55:20,384 --> 00:55:22,384
- - He said the last...
- - Get in there. Get in there.
- 1143
- 00:55:22,386 --> 00:55:23,719
- I'll go. I'll go first. I'll go.
- 1144
- 00:55:23,721 --> 00:55:26,322
- - Go, go. Run. Run.
- - Come on.
- 1145
- 00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:30,959
- Hey, you can't be in here.
- 1146
- 00:55:35,099 --> 00:55:39,401
- No, no. It's OK, Diane.
- Be quiet. It's OK.
- 1147
- 00:55:39,403 --> 00:55:41,804
- Peaceful Fucking Paws.
- 1148
- 00:55:41,806 --> 00:55:44,540
- - What the hell is this?
- - OK.
- 1149
- 00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:47,543
- How did I miss it?
- There's dogs everywhere.
- 1150
- 00:55:47,545 --> 00:55:51,080
- We didn't want this to happen.
- 1151
- 00:55:51,082 --> 00:55:55,417
- Please, let's take Dad home,
- and then we just bury him in the backyard.
- 1152
- 00:55:55,419 --> 00:55:58,654
- Oh, bury him in the backyard?
- Oh, so the raccoons could just dig him up?
- 1153
- 00:55:58,656 --> 00:56:00,856
- - Raccoons aren't going to dig him up.
- - We can't do that.
- 1154
- 00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:02,558
- - Why not?
- - It's illegal.
- 1155
- 00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:05,894
- This was our deal, Diane.
- You wanted to come.
- 1156
- 00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:09,064
- This is my father, too.
- It's not your deal.
- 1157
- 00:56:09,066 --> 00:56:10,699
- Well, it's all of our father.
- 1158
- 00:56:10,701 --> 00:56:13,836
- I can't believe he's here.
- Oh, my God.
- 1159
- 00:56:13,838 --> 00:56:16,538
- Guys. Guys, gentleman wants
- to say a couple words.
- 1160
- 00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:19,074
- That was professionally
- disgusting.
- 1161
- 00:56:19,076 --> 00:56:21,510
- - I'm so fucking sorry.
- - Yeah.
- 1162
- 00:56:21,512 --> 00:56:23,779
- And fuck, shit,
- now I'm being vulgar.
- 1163
- 00:56:24,982 --> 00:56:27,483
- I apologize, and look, a woman
- 1164
- 00:56:27,485 --> 00:56:30,886
- owning her grief here, there is
- nothing more beautiful. Come here.
- 1165
- 00:56:30,888 --> 00:56:31,920
- Bring it in.
- 1166
- 00:56:32,957 --> 00:56:34,890
- You go ahead. You let it out.
- 1167
- 00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:37,626
- You let it out.
- 1168
- 00:56:39,997 --> 00:56:42,398
- Joey, is it?
- 1169
- 00:56:43,033 --> 00:56:45,134
- You got a real knack for this.
- 1170
- 00:56:45,136 --> 00:56:47,836
- Thank you.
- 1171
- 00:56:47,838 --> 00:56:52,408
- So, I have cleared the
- room of all dead animals.
- 1172
- 00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:55,844
- Only your dad in there.
- Cross my heart.
- 1173
- 00:56:55,846 --> 00:56:57,880
- Thing is we kinda
- got to get it rolling,
- 1174
- 00:56:57,882 --> 00:56:59,681
- 'cause the burn takes
- about four hours.
- 1175
- 00:56:59,683 --> 00:57:01,984
- And it's a process. We got to...
- 1176
- 00:57:01,986 --> 00:57:04,953
- I don't want to get into it,
- but there's a burn then a smash, grind,
- 1177
- 00:57:04,955 --> 00:57:07,823
- and then you do it again, it's like
- a lather, rinse, repeat kind of...
- 1178
- 00:57:07,825 --> 00:57:10,926
- - I think... We get it.
- - OK. May I?
- 1179
- 00:57:13,631 --> 00:57:14,897
- Don't know why everybody's
- so worried about this?
- 1180
- 00:57:14,899 --> 00:57:17,566
- It's like running around
- a side of beef.
- 1181
- 00:57:25,810 --> 00:57:26,842
- Anything?
- 1182
- 00:57:32,049 --> 00:57:33,649
- How was chapel?
- 1183
- 00:57:33,651 --> 00:57:36,084
- Well, it's nice.
- It's nice little chapel.
- 1184
- 00:57:36,086 --> 00:57:37,786
- Well, I hope it works.
- 1185
- 00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:39,755
- Just 'cause you don't
- have a God to pray to?
- 1186
- 00:57:39,757 --> 00:57:41,207
- Oh, my God.
- 1187
- 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:42,658
- Can we at least pretend
- to be a family?
- 1188
- 00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:44,092
- This is not the time
- or the place.
- 1189
- 00:57:44,094 --> 00:57:46,061
- We are all under a lot pressure.
- 1190
- 00:57:46,063 --> 00:57:49,064
- I mean, what time is it?
- How long has he been under?
- 1191
- 00:57:49,066 --> 00:57:51,934
- Too long. Too fucking long.
- 1192
- 00:57:51,936 --> 00:57:54,102
- Mom and Dad
- tried to save him, but...
- 1193
- 00:57:54,104 --> 00:57:57,873
- he started smoking pot
- with his sarcastic friends.
- 1194
- 00:57:57,875 --> 00:57:59,675
- Sarcastic friends.
- 1195
- 00:57:59,676 --> 00:58:01,476
- You know what? You should
- have smoked some pot, Andy.
- 1196
- 00:58:01,479 --> 00:58:03,712
- First Mills in history
- to refuse confirmation.
- 1197
- 00:58:03,714 --> 00:58:07,082
- What did you know
- at 15 years old?
- 1198
- 00:58:08,552 --> 00:58:12,554
- And look at you now,
- a spiritual disgrace.
- 1199
- 00:58:12,556 --> 00:58:14,790
- A what? A spiritual disgrace?
- 1200
- 00:58:14,792 --> 00:58:17,593
- You know, our thoughts
- should be with Dad right now.
- 1201
- 00:58:17,595 --> 00:58:20,762
- Don't you worry, pal. I pray.
- 1202
- 00:58:20,764 --> 00:58:23,999
- - I pray.
- - Not to Jesus.
- 1203
- 00:58:24,001 --> 00:58:25,801
- Not to Mary.
- 1204
- 00:58:26,937 --> 00:58:29,738
- You talk to yourself,
- and you call it prayer.
- 1205
- 00:58:29,740 --> 00:58:31,807
- Nothing happens when you pray.
- 1206
- 00:58:31,809 --> 00:58:34,209
- You don't deserve real grace.
- 1207
- 00:58:34,211 --> 00:58:35,777
- Because you never earned it.
- 1208
- 00:58:44,555 --> 00:58:45,954
- Dad's out of the O.R.
- 1209
- 00:58:50,594 --> 00:58:53,929
- Look, Bob.
- All the kids are here.
- 1210
- 00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:56,732
- Doesn't he look great?
- 1211
- 00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:04,806
- Dad, I'd... I'd kiss you,
- but you have sepsis. But I'm here.
- 1212
- 00:59:04,808 --> 00:59:06,975
- No worries. No worries, Bob.
- 1213
- 00:59:06,977 --> 00:59:09,311
- You're on medication
- for that. It's all okay.
- 1214
- 00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:11,280
- - Hey, Dad.
- - Hi, Daddy.
- 1215
- 00:59:11,282 --> 00:59:12,848
- Hey, Dad, how are you?
- 1216
- 00:59:16,253 --> 00:59:19,621
- So... the procedure,
- it was a success?
- 1217
- 00:59:20,291 --> 00:59:21,890
- He did wonderfully.
- 1218
- 00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:24,626
- Okay, but he was
- under for two hours?
- 1219
- 00:59:24,628 --> 00:59:26,662
- Well, an hour and 49.
- 1220
- 00:59:26,664 --> 00:59:29,798
- The doctors
- did such a great job, Bob.
- 1221
- 00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,100
- They cleaned out all your lungs.
- 1222
- 00:59:32,102 --> 00:59:34,202
- Look! Look, kids.
- 1223
- 00:59:34,204 --> 00:59:38,640
- He's eating for
- the first time in 18 days.
- 1224
- 00:59:38,642 --> 00:59:40,709
- Well, you know, that's...
- 1225
- 00:59:40,711 --> 00:59:43,078
- that's good that he's
- finally getting some food.
- 1226
- 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,113
- Why the fuck was he
- under so fucking long?
- 1227
- 00:59:45,115 --> 00:59:46,782
- - I know. I know.
- - We need some answers.
- 1228
- 00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:49,618
- Andrew, let the doctors
- do their jobs.
- 1229
- 00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:51,119
- He's doing fine.
- 1230
- 00:59:51,121 --> 00:59:53,055
- He's just gonna rest and eat,
- 1231
- 00:59:53,057 --> 00:59:56,158
- and in a few days, he's
- gonna... he's gonna wake up.
- 1232
- 00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,761
- That's right, Dawn.
- Dad's a fighter.
- 1233
- 01:00:00,698 --> 01:00:02,364
- - I'm calling Cho.
- - Yeah.
- 1234
- 01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:03,932
- - I'm gonna kick his ass.
- - Yeah.
- 1235
- 01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:05,968
- He killed him. He killed him.
- 1236
- 01:00:05,970 --> 01:00:09,838
- I'm gonna sue everyone
- that even touched Dad, okay?
- 1237
- 01:00:10,808 --> 01:00:11,940
- You guys.
- 1238
- 01:00:14,812 --> 01:00:16,712
- Dr. Schrader,
- you just missed him.
- 1239
- 01:00:16,714 --> 01:00:19,047
- He's Dad's cardiologist
- for 20 years.
- 1240
- 01:00:19,049 --> 01:00:21,717
- Um, he felt he should
- have been consulted,
- 1241
- 01:00:21,719 --> 01:00:25,387
- and, for the life of me,
- I just can't figure out why we didn't.
- 1242
- 01:00:25,389 --> 01:00:28,023
- But, anyway, he said that, um...
- 1243
- 01:00:28,025 --> 01:00:31,259
- he doesn't think three days is
- enough time for your Dad to respond.
- 1244
- 01:00:31,261 --> 01:00:34,029
- Dawn, Dad said three days.
- 1245
- 01:00:34,031 --> 01:00:35,731
- It just isn't right.
- 1246
- 01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:38,367
- Listen, if he can get
- his strength back,
- 1247
- 01:00:38,369 --> 01:00:40,769
- process all this food...
- 1248
- 01:00:40,771 --> 01:00:42,137
- Dr. Schraeder thinks that...
- 1249
- 01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:45,374
- That we should give him
- at least a week...
- 1250
- 01:00:45,376 --> 01:00:47,643
- - Oh!
- - Maybe two. Maybe two.
- 1251
- 01:00:49,780 --> 01:00:50,946
- It's gonna be okay.
- 1252
- 01:00:54,418 --> 01:00:56,351
- You guys know my Dad.
- 1253
- 01:00:56,353 --> 01:00:58,020
- He's like a bear.
- 1254
- 01:00:58,022 --> 01:01:00,188
- Look, he played
- defensive tackle.
- 1255
- 01:01:00,190 --> 01:01:02,824
- To see him now, he's just...
- 1256
- 01:01:03,394 --> 01:01:05,260
- He's like the water boy.
- 1257
- 01:01:05,262 --> 01:01:09,865
- Hard to see people
- sick and dying and...
- 1258
- 01:01:09,867 --> 01:01:11,833
- Remember when I was
- six years old,
- 1259
- 01:01:11,835 --> 01:01:15,671
- my favorite aunt was in a coma.
- 1260
- 01:01:15,673 --> 01:01:19,107
- And we used to go
- see her before she died.
- 1261
- 01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:23,745
- And she kinda looked like a...
- 1262
- 01:01:23,747 --> 01:01:26,181
- Like an inanimate raisin.
- 1263
- 01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:30,952
- Does that make sense?
- I don't know if...
- 1264
- 01:01:30,954 --> 01:01:33,155
- I don't know
- if raisins are animate,
- 1265
- 01:01:33,157 --> 01:01:34,790
- but that's what she looked like.
- 1266
- 01:01:34,792 --> 01:01:36,024
- But a golden raisin. I mean,
- 1267
- 01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,860
- she had a... she had
- a nice hue to her.
- 1268
- 01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:40,462
- It was more about...
- It was just that...
- 1269
- 01:01:40,464 --> 01:01:45,734
- It was just a wrinkled,
- kinda deformed just...
- 1270
- 01:01:45,736 --> 01:01:47,769
- It was like the juice
- was taken out of her.
- 1271
- 01:01:47,771 --> 01:01:49,004
- - Yeah.
- - Anyways...
- 1272
- 01:01:49,006 --> 01:01:51,206
- My parents used
- to make me kiss her.
- 1273
- 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:52,474
- - Eww!
- - God.
- 1274
- 01:01:52,476 --> 01:01:55,711
- Just had horrifying
- nightmares for years.
- 1275
- 01:01:55,713 --> 01:01:57,446
- Man, you know...
- 1276
- 01:01:57,448 --> 01:01:59,715
- my dad's running triathlons,
- 1277
- 01:01:59,717 --> 01:02:02,050
- and your dad's dying.
- 1278
- 01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:03,485
- I just said that.
- 1279
- 01:02:03,487 --> 01:02:05,754
- - You're... You're stupid.
- - Look, man,
- 1280
- 01:02:05,756 --> 01:02:08,023
- I fucking love your dad!
- 1281
- 01:02:08,025 --> 01:02:10,358
- - I know.
- - I-I love your dad.
- 1282
- 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:13,361
- - He's still alive.
- - Okay.
- 1283
- 01:02:13,363 --> 01:02:16,331
- The Lord has a divine plan
- for you and your Dad, Eddie.
- 1284
- 01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:18,066
- Yeah, good old Jesus.
- 1285
- 01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:21,770
- Brick, you... you can't move,
- and you're religious,
- 1286
- 01:02:21,772 --> 01:02:23,071
- and you're positive.
- 1287
- 01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:27,008
- And I can move everything,
- and I'm depressed.
- 1288
- 01:02:27,010 --> 01:02:29,811
- When they pulled my lifeless
- body out of the water...
- 1289
- 01:02:29,813 --> 01:02:31,446
- Oh, I love this story.
- 1290
- 01:02:31,448 --> 01:02:35,217
- The Lord was floating
- above the beach.
- 1291
- 01:02:35,219 --> 01:02:36,384
- You were dead, and then...
- 1292
- 01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:40,088
- The love just shot out
- of his eyes.
- 1293
- 01:02:40,090 --> 01:02:43,959
- Bam. It was like
- I didn't feel...
- 1294
- 01:02:43,961 --> 01:02:45,761
- I didn't feel alone
- at that moment.
- 1295
- 01:02:45,763 --> 01:02:48,764
- I just felt loved.
- I was glowing,
- 1296
- 01:02:48,766 --> 01:02:49,965
- and Jesus...
- 1297
- 01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:52,534
- Jesus hooked me up.
- 1298
- 01:02:52,536 --> 01:02:56,338
- Hold it. The chair...
- 1299
- 01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:59,541
- The chair is your cross to bear.
- 1300
- 01:02:59,543 --> 01:03:01,810
- This chair is my salvation.
- 1301
- 01:03:03,147 --> 01:03:06,081
- My cross to bear is that
- we've run out of beer.
- 1302
- 01:03:09,453 --> 01:03:11,219
- - Let's go, boys.
- - Let's go!
- 1303
- 01:03:11,221 --> 01:03:12,888
- Don't loiter.
- 1304
- 01:03:12,890 --> 01:03:15,390
- - Okay.
- - Tallyho! Tallyho!
- 1305
- 01:03:17,227 --> 01:03:20,061
- - Don't let me hit the wall.
- - Oh! Don't hit the wall.
- 1306
- 01:03:21,031 --> 01:03:24,399
- Yeah, so my sister's,
- uh, Dr. Dan,
- 1307
- 01:03:24,401 --> 01:03:27,435
- fucking little demented
- fuck, never liked him,
- 1308
- 01:03:27,437 --> 01:03:29,337
- so she left his sorry ass.
- 1309
- 01:03:29,339 --> 01:03:30,906
- - You kidding me?
- - No.
- 1310
- 01:03:30,908 --> 01:03:32,340
- Whoa! That's huge.
- 1311
- 01:03:32,342 --> 01:03:34,376
- There's no fairytale ending
- for my sister.
- 1312
- 01:03:34,378 --> 01:03:36,945
- Yeah, she's... she's really
- hurting, and you should know that.
- 1313
- 01:03:36,947 --> 01:03:39,147
- - I don't believe this.
- - Oh, whoa!
- 1314
- 01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:40,982
- - All right.
- - Okay, I'm sorry.
- 1315
- 01:03:40,984 --> 01:03:43,285
- - So, wait a second. The kids.
- - I had a little bit to drink.
- 1316
- 01:03:43,287 --> 01:03:45,854
- - They're getting divorced.
- - Yeah.
- 1317
- 01:03:45,856 --> 01:03:48,156
- Huh? So everything
- that Sue told me
- 1318
- 01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:51,059
- back at the hospital,
- what, is that bullshit?
- 1319
- 01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:53,495
- Uh, I don't know if everything
- she told you was bullshit.
- 1320
- 01:03:53,497 --> 01:03:55,530
- - Well...
- - This is a big custody battle.
- 1321
- 01:03:55,532 --> 01:03:57,999
- - And he's gonna lose.
- - Holy hell!
- 1322
- 01:03:58,001 --> 01:04:00,969
- Life-changing shit,
- and she cries a lot.
- 1323
- 01:04:00,971 --> 01:04:02,838
- - Hmm.
- - I don't believe it.
- 1324
- 01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,574
- But I don't know.
- The Lord giveth.
- 1325
- 01:04:05,576 --> 01:04:07,175
- - Hey. Hey.
- - Yeah?
- 1326
- 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:08,910
- - Who's that man?
- - Oh, that's Barney.
- 1327
- 01:04:08,912 --> 01:04:10,278
- That's my night nurse.
- 1328
- 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:11,947
- Hey, Barney,
- I'll be there in a second.
- 1329
- 01:04:11,949 --> 01:04:13,315
- Just give me a minute.
- 1330
- 01:04:17,321 --> 01:04:19,888
- Hey, Matt, can you, uh, give me
- and Eddie a second, please?
- 1331
- 01:04:19,890 --> 01:04:21,122
- - Okay.
- - Yeah.
- 1332
- 01:04:21,124 --> 01:04:22,257
- - Little...
- - Yeah.
- 1333
- 01:04:22,259 --> 01:04:23,992
- - Private.
- - Yeah. Are you hesitant?
- 1334
- 01:04:23,994 --> 01:04:25,927
- - You want me to run you over?
- - Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
- 1335
- 01:04:25,929 --> 01:04:27,229
- - I'll run you over.
- - But, seriously,
- 1336
- 01:04:27,231 --> 01:04:29,564
- you're not bullshitting me
- today, about Sue?
- 1337
- 01:04:29,566 --> 01:04:30,932
- I'm not bullshitting you.
- 1338
- 01:04:32,502 --> 01:04:34,402
- - Eddie.
- - Yeah?
- 1339
- 01:04:34,404 --> 01:04:36,171
- Why don't you crash here?
- You're shit-faced.
- 1340
- 01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:38,106
- What? Nah, dude,
- I'll get an Uber.
- 1341
- 01:04:38,108 --> 01:04:39,941
- - No, don't get an Uber.
- - I'll get an Uber.
- 1342
- 01:04:39,943 --> 01:04:41,543
- No, I got to
- come clean with you.
- 1343
- 01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:45,447
- My body's shot.
- Any breath could be my last.
- 1344
- 01:04:45,449 --> 01:04:47,582
- You... No! Stop that.
- 1345
- 01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:50,051
- My nephew Devon,
- he looks a lot like you.
- 1346
- 01:04:50,053 --> 01:04:52,020
- I'm sorry. It had to be said.
- 1347
- 01:04:53,490 --> 01:04:55,056
- What are you... Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 1348
- 01:04:55,058 --> 01:04:57,225
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.
- 1349
- 01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:59,394
- What are you talking about?
- 1350
- 01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:00,962
- - The kid's yours.
- - What?
- 1351
- 01:05:00,964 --> 01:05:02,497
- And it's never been right
- you didn't know.
- 1352
- 01:05:02,499 --> 01:05:04,366
- - You're shitting me.
- - I'm not shitting you.
- 1353
- 01:05:04,368 --> 01:05:06,401
- Remember that fling
- you and my sister had
- 1354
- 01:05:06,403 --> 01:05:08,069
- at the Aberdeen reunion?
- 1355
- 01:05:08,071 --> 01:05:09,137
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah?
- 1356
- 01:05:09,139 --> 01:05:11,206
- - Seven years ago.
- - Exactly.
- 1357
- 01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:13,508
- Kid's yours. No question.
- 1358
- 01:05:13,510 --> 01:05:16,044
- You're a dad. Had to be said.
- 1359
- 01:05:16,914 --> 01:05:18,079
- Crash here.
- 1360
- 01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:19,581
- Blueberry pancakes
- tomorrow morning.
- 1361
- 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:20,949
- You can meet him.
- 1362
- 01:05:24,988 --> 01:05:26,321
- I'll leave the door open.
- 1363
- 01:05:46,677 --> 01:05:49,110
- Oh, my God.
- 1364
- 01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:50,645
- - Hey.
- - I was just going down here.
- 1365
- 01:05:50,647 --> 01:05:51,646
- - And then...
- - Uh-huh.
- 1366
- 01:05:51,648 --> 01:05:53,148
- - And then, boom!
- - Yeah.
- 1367
- 01:05:53,150 --> 01:05:55,250
- Where I didn't even know
- how I got here.
- 1368
- 01:05:55,252 --> 01:05:57,485
- You were hanging out
- with Brick last night, huh?
- 1369
- 01:05:57,487 --> 01:05:59,421
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 1370
- 01:05:59,423 --> 01:06:01,489
- - I guess so.
- - Yeah.
- 1371
- 01:06:01,491 --> 01:06:02,991
- He's... That guy is crazy.
- 1372
- 01:06:02,993 --> 01:06:05,026
- He drank me right
- under the table again.
- 1373
- 01:06:05,028 --> 01:06:06,294
- - Uh-huh. He told you?
- - Uh, listen, I...
- 1374
- 01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:08,063
- - So he told you?
- - I'm sorry?
- 1375
- 01:06:08,065 --> 01:06:09,364
- He told you about my thing,
- didn't he?
- 1376
- 01:06:09,366 --> 01:06:11,032
- - No, no, he didn't tell...
- - Yeah, he did.
- 1377
- 01:06:11,034 --> 01:06:12,267
- No, no, I don't know
- anything about it...
- 1378
- 01:06:12,269 --> 01:06:15,003
- It's okay.
- 1379
- 01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:17,505
- Ow.
- 1380
- 01:06:20,177 --> 01:06:21,609
- - Ow.
- - You all right?
- 1381
- 01:06:21,611 --> 01:06:24,179
- Sue, it's okay. You don't
- have to mother me, okay?
- 1382
- 01:06:24,181 --> 01:06:26,147
- - I just hit a little...
- - It's okay.
- 1383
- 01:06:26,149 --> 01:06:29,050
- - What did I hit?
- - It's... I'm a highly trained...
- 1384
- 01:06:29,052 --> 01:06:30,685
- - Move your hands.
- - Ah!
- 1385
- 01:06:30,687 --> 01:06:32,287
- Okay, I think you'll live.
- 1386
- 01:06:32,289 --> 01:06:34,055
- I think you'll live.
- 1387
- 01:06:34,057 --> 01:06:35,323
- You're still drunk, huh?
- 1388
- 01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:37,192
- - Uh, a little drunk.
- - Yeah, you are.
- 1389
- 01:06:37,194 --> 01:06:38,426
- - Here.
- - No, I really...
- 1390
- 01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:40,295
- - I got to go to the hospital.
- - Let me see.
- 1391
- 01:06:40,297 --> 01:06:42,263
- I got to get to the hospital.
- Not for me. It's for my Dad.
- 1392
- 01:06:42,265 --> 01:06:44,065
- - Yeah, I...
- - My Dad is in the hospital.
- 1393
- 01:06:44,067 --> 01:06:46,001
- I work at the hospital now.
- Get in, weirdo.
- 1394
- 01:06:46,003 --> 01:06:47,402
- Come on. Come on.
- Just get in the...
- 1395
- 01:06:47,404 --> 01:06:50,071
- - That's right.
- - Come on. You're okay..
- 1396
- 01:06:50,073 --> 01:06:51,206
- I'm going to get blood
- all over the place.
- 1397
- 01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:52,741
- It's all right. I have kids.
- 1398
- 01:06:52,743 --> 01:06:54,142
- Oh, jeez.
- 1399
- 01:06:55,645 --> 01:06:58,613
- So, you know, I'm at the grocery
- store, and there's this coed,
- 1400
- 01:06:58,615 --> 01:07:00,749
- comes up to me, and she
- starts saying all this shit,
- 1401
- 01:07:00,751 --> 01:07:04,185
- you know, like, shit that my husband
- has done with, like, multiple people.
- 1402
- 01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:05,453
- - Uh-huh.
- - At the same time.
- 1403
- 01:07:05,455 --> 01:07:07,455
- - And, they're going public.
- - Oh.
- 1404
- 01:07:07,457 --> 01:07:10,191
- They've gone to the dean.
- I'm, like, wh-what is happening?
- 1405
- 01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:12,127
- Right? My kids are with... My
- fucking kids were with me.
- 1406
- 01:07:12,129 --> 01:07:13,728
- - That's amazing.
- - So I go home.
- 1407
- 01:07:13,730 --> 01:07:16,364
- And, you know, I figured
- I'll pull up his computer.
- 1408
- 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:19,534
- And I find this, like, folder inside
- of a folder inside of a folder
- 1409
- 01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:21,169
- that says "Private Stuff,"
- 1410
- 01:07:21,171 --> 01:07:26,274
- and I just find some really,
- really just perverted shit.
- 1411
- 01:07:26,276 --> 01:07:27,776
- - Wow.
- - You know, I'm like...
- 1412
- 01:07:27,778 --> 01:07:30,378
- God damn it, we have kids!
- God damn it!
- 1413
- 01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:33,648
- It's just like he blew up
- our lives, you know?
- 1414
- 01:07:33,650 --> 01:07:35,050
- Yeah.
- 1415
- 01:07:36,053 --> 01:07:37,352
- So I left him,
- 1416
- 01:07:37,354 --> 01:07:39,354
- - got a restraining order.
- - Of course you did.
- 1417
- 01:07:39,356 --> 01:07:41,589
- Instead of beating him to death.
- 1418
- 01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:43,825
- God, Sue, I'm sorry.
- 1419
- 01:07:43,827 --> 01:07:46,161
- I haven't even told my kids yet.
- 1420
- 01:07:46,163 --> 01:07:47,429
- I don't know what I'm gonna do.
- 1421
- 01:07:47,431 --> 01:07:49,664
- How do you say that
- to your child?
- 1422
- 01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:51,332
- "Hey your Dad's a pervert,
- 1423
- 01:07:51,334 --> 01:07:53,268
- and we can't go home,
- 'cause everybody knows."
- 1424
- 01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:55,470
- - Like, how do you even like...
- - Are you asking for my opinion?
- 1425
- 01:07:55,472 --> 01:07:57,272
- About how to speak to children?
- 'Cause I don't know.
- 1426
- 01:07:57,274 --> 01:07:58,540
- - I don't know anything about kids.
- - No. Calm down.
- 1427
- 01:07:58,542 --> 01:08:00,375
- I'm not asking you
- to talk to my kids.
- 1428
- 01:08:00,377 --> 01:08:01,776
- - Oh, God, I got to go.
- - I have to talk it through.
- 1429
- 01:08:01,778 --> 01:08:03,211
- - Sue, I got to go.
- - Like, we...
- 1430
- 01:08:03,213 --> 01:08:04,679
- - You got to go?
- - Listen, no, listen.
- 1431
- 01:08:04,681 --> 01:08:06,781
- I'm really sorry about
- what you're going through.
- 1432
- 01:08:06,783 --> 01:08:09,317
- - It's really bad.
- - Yeah, it is.
- 1433
- 01:08:09,319 --> 01:08:12,587
- Um, but my dad
- is upstairs, okay?
- 1434
- 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:15,490
- There's a whole thing going on,
- and I don't feel good. Listen...
- 1435
- 01:08:15,492 --> 01:08:17,425
- Are you fucking
- kidding me right now?
- 1436
- 01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:19,160
- I know. Dad's upstairs.
- I got to go.
- 1437
- 01:08:19,162 --> 01:08:21,696
- - I'll call you.
- - Stop talking, and go.
- 1438
- 01:08:21,698 --> 01:08:23,565
- I'll call you. Call me!
- 1439
- 01:08:24,868 --> 01:08:26,501
- Don't call me!
- 1440
- 01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:30,305
- In the name of Jesus
- Christ, Our Lord, you...
- 1441
- 01:08:31,374 --> 01:08:32,374
- Oh!
- 1442
- 01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:34,809
- Sorry.
- 1443
- 01:08:35,812 --> 01:08:36,845
- Sorry.
- 1444
- 01:08:36,847 --> 01:08:38,213
- Shh!
- 1445
- 01:08:39,483 --> 01:08:41,316
- Top of the morning
- to you, Father.
- 1446
- 01:08:41,318 --> 01:08:43,151
- Edward.
- 1447
- 01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:45,386
- - What are you doing?
- - Oh.
- 1448
- 01:08:46,323 --> 01:08:47,622
- Breakfast of champions.
- 1449
- 01:08:49,726 --> 01:08:51,626
- So last rites again?
- 1450
- 01:08:53,130 --> 01:08:54,729
- What, third time's
- the charm, Father?
- 1451
- 01:08:54,731 --> 01:08:56,464
- Anointing of the sick.
- 1452
- 01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:58,133
- Dad's not doing very well.
- 1453
- 01:08:58,135 --> 01:09:00,368
- Maybe all the
- anointing's not helping.
- 1454
- 01:09:03,140 --> 01:09:05,206
- You need to sober up, son.
- 1455
- 01:09:08,445 --> 01:09:09,811
- Eddie.
- 1456
- 01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:11,779
- You're the first.
- 1457
- 01:09:11,781 --> 01:09:15,884
- Diane just texted that
- the 95 is really backed up.
- 1458
- 01:09:15,886 --> 01:09:18,286
- - Mm.
- - Did you hear that, sweetheart?
- 1459
- 01:09:18,288 --> 01:09:20,622
- Diane's gonna be
- just a little bit late.
- 1460
- 01:09:20,624 --> 01:09:22,724
- - Did you say hello to Eddie?
- - Hey, Dad.
- 1461
- 01:09:24,361 --> 01:09:27,295
- So, what are we
- doing today, Dawn?
- 1462
- 01:09:27,297 --> 01:09:29,631
- Father Rose
- is comforting your father.
- 1463
- 01:09:29,633 --> 01:09:33,201
- Yeah. He doesn't look
- very comfortable.
- 1464
- 01:09:33,203 --> 01:09:35,203
- As a matter of fact,
- he looks pretty dead.
- 1465
- 01:09:35,906 --> 01:09:37,505
- Why would you say that?
- 1466
- 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:39,908
- You know what?
- How about instead of a prayer,
- 1467
- 01:09:39,910 --> 01:09:41,543
- why don't we just
- give Dad a wish?
- 1468
- 01:09:41,545 --> 01:09:46,481
- His dying wish,
- which was three days, Dawn, okay?
- 1469
- 01:09:46,483 --> 01:09:49,250
- And that was yesterday.
- Today's four.
- 1470
- 01:09:49,252 --> 01:09:51,719
- Don't you think I know
- what today is?
- 1471
- 01:09:51,721 --> 01:09:54,255
- And your drinking
- isn't helping anyone, Eddie.
- 1472
- 01:09:54,257 --> 01:09:55,857
- Son, you're upsetting
- your mother.
- 1473
- 01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:59,194
- She's not my mother,
- and I'm not your son.
- 1474
- 01:09:59,196 --> 01:10:00,962
- Watch our tone, Edward.
- That's a warning.
- 1475
- 01:10:00,964 --> 01:10:02,897
- You know what, Father?
- 1476
- 01:10:02,899 --> 01:10:05,600
- Unless you specialize
- in resurrections,
- 1477
- 01:10:05,602 --> 01:10:07,635
- I suggest you mind your
- own fucking business.
- 1478
- 01:10:07,637 --> 01:10:10,605
- Stop it! I'm not taking anymore.
- I'm not listening.
- 1479
- 01:10:15,612 --> 01:10:18,413
- Hmm. Uh-oh.
- What's going on here?
- 1480
- 01:10:19,282 --> 01:10:21,649
- What? Hey. Hey! Easy.
- 1481
- 01:10:22,686 --> 01:10:24,519
- Jesus.
- 1482
- 01:10:25,755 --> 01:10:28,423
- Hey, easy. Ow!
- 1483
- 01:10:28,425 --> 01:10:30,658
- Honor thy father,
- and honor thy mother
- 1484
- 01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:32,927
- as the Lord thy God
- has commanded you.
- 1485
- 01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:34,829
- Okay?
- 1486
- 01:10:34,831 --> 01:10:37,665
- - You want another smack?
- - No, no, I don't. The nose.
- 1487
- 01:10:38,935 --> 01:10:40,902
- Think about doing
- the right thing,
- 1488
- 01:10:40,904 --> 01:10:42,470
- and then apologize
- to your stepmother.
- 1489
- 01:10:42,472 --> 01:10:44,939
- - Okay.
- - And then get some coffee.
- 1490
- 01:10:44,941 --> 01:10:46,407
- I will.
- 1491
- 01:11:13,903 --> 01:11:15,603
- Thanks a lot.
- 1492
- 01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:18,539
- He can't do that!
- No, that's cheating.
- 1493
- 01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:19,574
- Derek!
- 1494
- 01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:22,343
- Jesus!
- 1495
- 01:11:24,481 --> 01:11:27,415
- Boys. Don't point those guns
- at each other.
- 1496
- 01:11:28,585 --> 01:11:30,385
- Who's that?
- 1497
- 01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:36,824
- Mister?
- 1498
- 01:11:36,826 --> 01:11:37,826
- Oh.
- 1499
- 01:11:41,564 --> 01:11:44,799
- I'm Derek.
- This is Devon. You OK?
- 1500
- 01:11:44,801 --> 01:11:47,035
- Hey, guys. I'm good.
- 1501
- 01:11:47,037 --> 01:11:50,471
- You live on the street,
- like those people we feed at Christmas?
- 1502
- 01:11:51,408 --> 01:11:52,840
- No, I'm Eddie.
- 1503
- 01:11:52,842 --> 01:11:55,677
- Uh, I'm Eddie.
- Good to meet you guys.
- 1504
- 01:11:55,679 --> 01:11:57,779
- Hey, why don't you bring that
- homeless guy up to the driveway?
- 1505
- 01:11:57,781 --> 01:11:59,347
- He's an old friend of mine.
- 1506
- 01:12:00,717 --> 01:12:02,317
- Hi, Brick. No, no.
- 1507
- 01:12:02,319 --> 01:12:04,052
- - You're, uh, you're Devon?
- - Yeah.
- 1508
- 01:12:04,054 --> 01:12:05,853
- Nice to meet you, Devon.
- 1509
- 01:12:05,855 --> 01:12:08,890
- Good to meet you... Derek.
- 1510
- 01:12:14,564 --> 01:12:18,366
- Hey... Is... What's he...
- Is he... Brick?
- 1511
- 01:12:18,368 --> 01:12:20,001
- Go get Mom!
- 1512
- 01:12:20,003 --> 01:12:21,002
- Brick!
- 1513
- 01:12:21,004 --> 01:12:22,637
- - Mom!
- - Buddy?
- 1514
- 01:12:22,639 --> 01:12:25,006
- - Check the pump for power.
- - What's going on?
- 1515
- 01:12:25,008 --> 01:12:26,407
- He's not breathing.
- He's not breathing.
- 1516
- 01:12:26,409 --> 01:12:27,775
- Stop the chair.
- 1517
- 01:12:30,513 --> 01:12:32,080
- Check the portal
- for obstructions.
- 1518
- 01:12:32,082 --> 01:12:34,415
- Uh, turn the blue knob to ten,
- 1519
- 01:12:34,417 --> 01:12:35,550
- and restart the pump.
- 1520
- 01:12:37,087 --> 01:12:38,453
- Uncle Brick?
- 1521
- 01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:41,689
- - Inhaler.
- - Inhaler.
- 1522
- 01:12:46,796 --> 01:12:47,796
- Good?
- 1523
- 01:12:49,466 --> 01:12:50,732
- Oh, my God. Are you okay?
- 1524
- 01:12:50,734 --> 01:12:51,899
- Thank you, buddy.
- 1525
- 01:12:51,901 --> 01:12:53,368
- Thank you, Devon.
- 1526
- 01:12:53,370 --> 01:12:55,002
- You almost gave me
- a fucking heart attack.
- 1527
- 01:12:55,004 --> 01:12:56,070
- You shouldn't cuss.
- 1528
- 01:12:56,072 --> 01:12:58,373
- Shit. I'm sorry.
- 1529
- 01:12:58,375 --> 01:13:00,475
- Devon, you saved
- my paralyzed butt yet again.
- 1530
- 01:13:00,477 --> 01:13:01,676
- You're the best, pal.
- 1531
- 01:13:02,846 --> 01:13:04,846
- What would you have done
- if nobody was here?
- 1532
- 01:13:04,848 --> 01:13:06,981
- I would have been
- having lunch with the Lord.
- 1533
- 01:13:09,052 --> 01:13:10,518
- Oh, my God.
- 1534
- 01:13:13,022 --> 01:13:14,589
- Hey, buddy, great job.
- 1535
- 01:13:14,591 --> 01:13:16,858
- You got some, uh, excellent
- little reflexes there.
- 1536
- 01:13:16,860 --> 01:13:18,426
- You were just all over it.
- 1537
- 01:13:18,428 --> 01:13:20,128
- - He perfectly sprung over you.
- - Hey, a great kid.
- 1538
- 01:13:20,130 --> 01:13:22,463
- Mom. I started Uncle Brick's
- respirator.
- 1539
- 01:13:22,465 --> 01:13:24,165
- - Right on! Good job. Good job.
- - Hey, Sue.
- 1540
- 01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:26,167
- - Hey, kid. Hey, guys.
- - Hey.
- 1541
- 01:13:26,169 --> 01:13:27,869
- He just had an event
- or something.
- 1542
- 01:13:27,871 --> 01:13:29,604
- - Mm-hmm.
- - And he...
- 1543
- 01:13:29,606 --> 01:13:31,773
- I mean, he scared
- the hell outta me.
- 1544
- 01:13:31,775 --> 01:13:33,674
- Yeah, 'cause he's got asthma
- 1545
- 01:13:33,676 --> 01:13:35,443
- and he's my stupid smoking,
- drinking stoner brother.
- 1546
- 01:13:35,445 --> 01:13:36,444
- Come on, man.
- Don't make me laugh.
- 1547
- 01:13:36,446 --> 01:13:37,745
- - Ugh.
- - Okay? All right.
- 1548
- 01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:40,748
- He... He saved me.
- The little guy saved me.
- 1549
- 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:43,017
- Hey, why don't you guys go
- inside, wash up for dinner, okay?
- 1550
- 01:13:43,019 --> 01:13:44,719
- - Can Mr. Eddie stay?
- - No.
- 1551
- 01:13:44,721 --> 01:13:47,955
- - Aw. Why not?
- - Yeah? Why not?
- 1552
- 01:13:47,957 --> 01:13:50,591
- 'Cause I said so. Go.
- Come on, you little lifesaver.
- 1553
- 01:13:50,593 --> 01:13:52,126
- - Inside. You, too.
- - Hey.
- 1554
- 01:13:52,128 --> 01:13:54,529
- - Yeah. See?
- - Hey.
- 1555
- 01:13:54,531 --> 01:13:55,863
- Nice to meet you, buddy.
- 1556
- 01:13:57,801 --> 01:13:59,634
- Hey, look at that. Look at that.
- 1557
- 01:13:59,636 --> 01:14:01,969
- - Hey. Eddie.
- - Yeah?
- 1558
- 01:14:01,971 --> 01:14:03,204
- What are you doing here, man?
- 1559
- 01:14:03,206 --> 01:14:05,173
- That's a good question.
- 1560
- 01:14:05,175 --> 01:14:06,207
- What do you want with me?
- 1561
- 01:14:06,209 --> 01:14:07,742
- That's a good follow-up.
- 1562
- 01:14:07,744 --> 01:14:09,710
- Yeah, don't waste my time.
- 1563
- 01:14:09,712 --> 01:14:11,846
- - Okay.
- - I told him, Sue.
- 1564
- 01:14:11,848 --> 01:14:13,648
- Yeah, I know you told him.
- You're a turncoat.
- 1565
- 01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:15,817
- I don't care.
- I know you told him about Daniel...
- 1566
- 01:14:15,819 --> 01:14:19,720
- No, I, uh, told him... told him.
- 1567
- 01:14:22,192 --> 01:14:24,992
- You mean, you, like,
- you told him that...
- 1568
- 01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:25,994
- Told him that...
- 1569
- 01:14:32,869 --> 01:14:34,168
- God, you're a shit.
- 1570
- 01:14:34,170 --> 01:14:36,070
- God, you're fucking...
- 1571
- 01:14:36,072 --> 01:14:39,207
- - That doesn't hurt, you know.
- - That was my secret to tell.
- 1572
- 01:14:39,209 --> 01:14:40,575
- God, you're such
- a pain in the ass,
- 1573
- 01:14:40,577 --> 01:14:41,909
- and that was between us.
- 1574
- 01:14:41,911 --> 01:14:43,144
- Does blood mean nothing?
- 1575
- 01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:45,546
- God, you're such a dick!
- 1576
- 01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:48,616
- Secrets suck.
- 1577
- 01:14:50,553 --> 01:14:52,753
- - Listen, Sue, Sue...
- - Don't. Mm-mm.
- 1578
- 01:14:54,724 --> 01:14:56,090
- No, I won't deal with this.
- 1579
- 01:14:57,494 --> 01:14:58,759
- - Sue?
- - You're gonna go after her?
- 1580
- 01:14:58,761 --> 01:15:01,596
- No! You saw what she just did.
- 1581
- 01:15:01,598 --> 01:15:04,198
- She doesn't want anything
- to do with me, Brick.
- 1582
- 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,001
- Well, that might be true,
- but you should go double-check.
- 1583
- 01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:26,587
- Sue!
- 1584
- 01:15:26,589 --> 01:15:28,055
- God damn it!
- 1585
- 01:15:34,731 --> 01:15:36,998
- Sue! Sue!
- 1586
- 01:15:42,839 --> 01:15:44,038
- Damn it.
- 1587
- 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:47,241
- These stupid fucking shoe!
- It's like...
- 1588
- 01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:49,110
- That's a hell of a pace
- you got going there.
- 1589
- 01:15:49,112 --> 01:15:50,912
- I'm done with men, you hear me?
- All of you.
- 1590
- 01:15:50,914 --> 01:15:52,680
- - I'm done.
- - You all suck.
- 1591
- 01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:54,015
- - I agree with you.
- - If you're here for an apology,
- 1592
- 01:15:54,017 --> 01:15:56,717
- you're not getting one!
- Stay away from me!
- 1593
- 01:15:57,687 --> 01:16:00,121
- Why? Just tell me, why?
- 1594
- 01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:02,723
- I don't know, okay? I was...
- 1595
- 01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:05,693
- I was in New York with Daniel,
- and I told everybody this lie
- 1596
- 01:16:05,695 --> 01:16:07,728
- and after a while,
- I started to believe it, okay?
- 1597
- 01:16:07,730 --> 01:16:10,898
- A secret? For seven years,
- you kept a secret?
- 1598
- 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:11,899
- Yeah.
- 1599
- 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:13,334
- Seven years?
- 1600
- 01:16:13,336 --> 01:16:14,869
- Yeah.
- 1601
- 01:16:16,739 --> 01:16:18,306
- - All right.
- - Yeah.
- 1602
- 01:16:18,308 --> 01:16:20,575
- I'm coming closer to you,
- all right?
- 1603
- 01:16:20,577 --> 01:16:22,176
- Please, don't be violent.
- 1604
- 01:16:23,780 --> 01:16:27,014
- - I don't... Just...
- - I will just...
- 1605
- 01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:28,056
- Just gonna sit right here.
- 1606
- 01:16:31,721 --> 01:16:32,853
- Hi.
- 1607
- 01:16:36,693 --> 01:16:39,060
- What would you have said
- if I told you...
- 1608
- 01:16:39,062 --> 01:16:41,295
- - Wh-What would I have said?
- - Yeah.
- 1609
- 01:16:41,297 --> 01:16:46,734
- Oh, I would have said I was in no way,
- shape, or form ready to be a father.
- 1610
- 01:16:46,736 --> 01:16:47,802
- - Yeah.
- - No way.
- 1611
- 01:16:47,804 --> 01:16:49,804
- - I wasn't ready.
- - I know.
- 1612
- 01:16:51,274 --> 01:16:52,840
- I know. I knew that.
- 1613
- 01:16:56,245 --> 01:16:58,012
- I wanted the baby.
- 1614
- 01:17:00,984 --> 01:17:02,149
- I wanted the baby.
- 1615
- 01:17:03,086 --> 01:17:04,151
- And...
- 1616
- 01:17:05,688 --> 01:17:08,689
- I-I wanted
- a little piece of you.
- 1617
- 01:17:08,691 --> 01:17:11,759
- How did you know it was mine?
- 1618
- 01:17:13,196 --> 01:17:15,663
- Dan had a vasectomy after Derek,
- 1619
- 01:17:15,665 --> 01:17:17,298
- - so it was definitely...
- - Oh.
- 1620
- 01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:19,200
- - That's definitive.
- - Yeah.
- 1621
- 01:17:20,203 --> 01:17:21,636
- Did he suspect or...
- 1622
- 01:17:21,638 --> 01:17:23,270
- Yeah, there's, like, a 1% chance
- 1623
- 01:17:23,272 --> 01:17:26,374
- you can get knocked up after
- you, you know, get your nuts cut.
- 1624
- 01:17:26,376 --> 01:17:28,042
- - Oh.
- - Egotistical asshole
- 1625
- 01:17:28,044 --> 01:17:30,878
- thought he had, like,
- super sperm or something.
- 1626
- 01:17:33,916 --> 01:17:35,716
- Thanks.
- 1627
- 01:17:36,886 --> 01:17:39,987
- Little fucker looks and
- acts exactly like you.
- 1628
- 01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:41,689
- He does.
- 1629
- 01:17:46,129 --> 01:17:47,361
- - Okay.
- - Sorry.
- 1630
- 01:17:47,363 --> 01:17:49,063
- It's okay. Listen.
- 1631
- 01:17:52,935 --> 01:17:56,671
- I'm gonna say something.
- Just hear me out.
- 1632
- 01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:03,244
- What if I didn't go back
- to Chicago right away?
- 1633
- 01:18:05,715 --> 01:18:06,981
- And I stayed here?
- 1634
- 01:18:10,420 --> 01:18:11,852
- Don't mess with me.
- 1635
- 01:18:11,854 --> 01:18:13,154
- Honey, I'm not messing with you.
- 1636
- 01:18:13,156 --> 01:18:15,923
- I'm not in a place
- where I can handle...
- 1637
- 01:18:15,925 --> 01:18:17,391
- - I'm not messing with you.
- - So many...
- 1638
- 01:18:17,393 --> 01:18:19,093
- I'm not.
- 1639
- 01:18:19,095 --> 01:18:20,961
- I fucking love you.
- 1640
- 01:18:22,732 --> 01:18:23,964
- Always have.
- 1641
- 01:18:27,303 --> 01:18:29,370
- Oh, shit.
- 1642
- 01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:30,805
- - What is it?
- - Well, I just...
- 1643
- 01:18:30,807 --> 01:18:32,440
- I told them to text me
- if anything...
- 1644
- 01:18:32,442 --> 01:18:33,874
- It is. It's them.
- 1645
- 01:18:33,876 --> 01:18:35,976
- They're pulling the plug on Dad.
- 1646
- 01:18:35,978 --> 01:18:38,079
- Listen, I'll call you.
- I'll call you later.
- 1647
- 01:18:39,182 --> 01:18:40,981
- I'll call you.
- 1648
- 01:19:01,404 --> 01:19:04,071
- How do you do?
- I'm Dr. Clarence Grey.
- 1649
- 01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:06,240
- How are you?
- Yeah, sure, come in.
- 1650
- 01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:07,475
- Oh, it's a nice group.
- 1651
- 01:19:07,477 --> 01:19:10,277
- - Yeah. Hi. How are you?
- - Daddy.
- 1652
- 01:19:10,279 --> 01:19:11,846
- Thanks for being here.
- 1653
- 01:19:11,848 --> 01:19:13,380
- - Hey, Dad.
- - All right,
- 1654
- 01:19:13,382 --> 01:19:16,851
- I do assure you your father
- is resting comfortably.
- 1655
- 01:19:16,853 --> 01:19:19,820
- And we're all present?
- 1656
- 01:19:21,491 --> 01:19:23,124
- What's happening with our Dad?
- 1657
- 01:19:23,126 --> 01:19:26,360
- Ah, the time is at
- hand, all right?
- 1658
- 01:19:26,362 --> 01:19:28,262
- Let's go over his vitals, okay?
- 1659
- 01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:31,132
- Ah, right there,
- as we can see on the brain.
- 1660
- 01:19:31,134 --> 01:19:34,335
- Top line, right there.
- Nonreactive. Nonresponsive.
- 1661
- 01:19:34,337 --> 01:19:39,774
- Oxygen is at 15%. The ventilator is
- pushing the lungs to bring in air,
- 1662
- 01:19:39,776 --> 01:19:42,777
- but the body is
- unable to convert it.
- 1663
- 01:19:42,779 --> 01:19:47,081
- Blood pressure, about 10,
- 20 beats per minute.
- 1664
- 01:19:47,083 --> 01:19:51,018
- And even on life support,
- that's not viable.
- 1665
- 01:19:51,020 --> 01:19:54,889
- So what are you saying? Uh...
- 1666
- 01:19:54,891 --> 01:19:57,191
- how much longer
- is Bob gonna live?
- 1667
- 01:19:58,494 --> 01:20:00,528
- His body is rapidly failing,
- 1668
- 01:20:00,530 --> 01:20:02,930
- and the brain is nonreactive.
- 1669
- 01:20:02,932 --> 01:20:08,836
- So what are his options
- when... when he wakes up?
- 1670
- 01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:13,140
- I don't... I don't know
- how to be more clear. Uh...
- 1671
- 01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:15,543
- Dawn, it's time for him to go.
- 1672
- 01:20:15,545 --> 01:20:17,478
- It's time to say goodbye.
- 1673
- 01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:20,214
- No. Mm-mmm.
- 1674
- 01:20:20,216 --> 01:20:22,950
- I don't think... I don't think
- that's what the doctor is saying.
- 1675
- 01:20:22,952 --> 01:20:25,486
- No, that's exactly
- what I'm saying.
- 1676
- 01:20:25,488 --> 01:20:26,987
- When we're ready,
- 1677
- 01:20:26,989 --> 01:20:29,890
- I will administer
- the final shot of morphine.
- 1678
- 01:20:29,892 --> 01:20:33,093
- You mean... pull the plug?
- 1679
- 01:20:34,030 --> 01:20:36,297
- We don't like to use that term.
- 1680
- 01:20:36,299 --> 01:20:38,165
- Um, if it helps,
- 1681
- 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:42,036
- you can think that Bob
- is pulling his own plug.
- 1682
- 01:20:44,307 --> 01:20:48,008
- I see. Um, I have to...
- I have to walk the dogs.
- 1683
- 01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:49,610
- It's really important.
- 1684
- 01:20:49,612 --> 01:20:53,914
- What...
- - Go with her, Eddie. - Okay.
- 1685
- 01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:55,282
- I'll help.
- 1686
- 01:20:55,284 --> 01:20:58,452
- What... What's happening
- with the dog?
- 1687
- 01:21:01,090 --> 01:21:04,325
- Wait. Pull... Pull in
- to the 76, because...
- 1688
- 01:21:04,327 --> 01:21:06,093
- - we're dreadfully low.
- - Okay.
- 1689
- 01:21:06,095 --> 01:21:07,862
- Okay, we got a half tank, Dawn.
- 1690
- 01:21:07,864 --> 01:21:12,399
- No, Bob always says that's bad
- for the catalytic converter.
- 1691
- 01:21:12,401 --> 01:21:14,235
- Uh, okay.
- 1692
- 01:21:14,237 --> 01:21:16,337
- Do you... Okay.
- 1693
- 01:21:16,339 --> 01:21:18,606
- Hey, careful.
- 1694
- 01:21:18,608 --> 01:21:22,476
- Tim, um, write down the mileage
- 1695
- 01:21:22,478 --> 01:21:25,446
- and figure out the MPG.
- 1696
- 01:21:25,448 --> 01:21:27,014
- - Okay.
- - Mileage.
- 1697
- 01:21:27,016 --> 01:21:28,582
- - Bob always says that.
- - Can you tell me the mileage?
- 1698
- 01:21:28,584 --> 01:21:30,284
- Who cares what the mileage is?!
- 1699
- 01:21:30,286 --> 01:21:33,020
- She's out of her fucking mind.
- Just write anything down.
- 1700
- 01:21:34,590 --> 01:21:35,956
- Okay.
- 1701
- 01:21:37,326 --> 01:21:39,293
- - Bob always would need that.
- - I'm getting it.
- 1702
- 01:21:39,295 --> 01:21:41,061
- Oh, my awards card!
- 1703
- 01:21:41,063 --> 01:21:44,031
- My awards card says
- I have a quick wash.
- 1704
- 01:21:44,033 --> 01:21:47,001
- I've been waiting for that.
- I've been waiting for a quick wash.
- 1705
- 01:21:50,907 --> 01:21:53,274
- Kinda fascinating, isn't it?
- 1706
- 01:21:53,276 --> 01:21:56,443
- - What? Fascinating?
- - She's washing the car.
- 1707
- 01:21:56,445 --> 01:21:59,179
- Bob is dying, and
- she's washing the car.
- 1708
- 01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:02,049
- Thank you, Mr. Spock.
- 1709
- 01:22:03,519 --> 01:22:04,952
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
- 1710
- 01:22:08,357 --> 01:22:09,623
- Thank you.
- 1711
- 01:22:09,625 --> 01:22:12,660
- What the hell
- are you doing in there?
- 1712
- 01:22:12,662 --> 01:22:15,629
- It was a two-for-one special.
- I couldn't pass it up.
- 1713
- 01:22:15,631 --> 01:22:16,997
- Tim.
- 1714
- 01:22:20,002 --> 01:22:21,669
- - Need to go to the bank.
- - Okay.
- 1715
- 01:22:21,671 --> 01:22:24,371
- I need to deposit some checks.
- 1716
- 01:22:24,373 --> 01:22:27,141
- I need to... Wait.
- 1717
- 01:22:27,143 --> 01:22:32,046
- Oh, I have my social security check?
- I need to sign that.
- 1718
- 01:22:32,048 --> 01:22:33,948
- - I can sign that.
- - Okay.
- 1719
- 01:22:33,950 --> 01:22:37,184
- But who's going to
- sign Bob's check now?
- 1720
- 01:22:38,087 --> 01:22:40,054
- Who's gonna sign Bob's...
- 1721
- 01:22:43,092 --> 01:22:44,558
- - Grab her! Grab her!
- - I can't breathe.
- 1722
- 01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:46,260
- - You're gonna be okay.
- - I can't breathe.
- 1723
- 01:22:46,262 --> 01:22:48,529
- I can't breathe.
- I can't breathe.
- 1724
- 01:22:48,531 --> 01:22:50,564
- Dawn, hang in there.
- You're gonna be okay.
- 1725
- 01:22:50,566 --> 01:22:52,433
- - I can't breathe.
- - You're gonna be okay.
- 1726
- 01:22:52,435 --> 01:22:54,535
- We're five minutes away.
- We're gonna be right there.
- 1727
- 01:22:55,538 --> 01:22:56,971
- Five minutes away.
- 1728
- 01:23:06,215 --> 01:23:08,682
- All right. Everyone is back?
- 1729
- 01:23:08,684 --> 01:23:12,286
- Let's gather around. Here we go.
- 1730
- 01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:17,157
- All right, you are all
- meant to be here, okay?
- 1731
- 01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:19,393
- Remember, Bob is in no pain.
- 1732
- 01:23:20,229 --> 01:23:22,096
- He's not feeling any pain.
- 1733
- 01:23:22,098 --> 01:23:25,065
- We're now going to
- shut off the ventilator...
- 1734
- 01:23:25,067 --> 01:23:26,533
- and then remove the hose.
- 1735
- 01:23:27,570 --> 01:23:28,736
- It's okay.
- 1736
- 01:23:28,738 --> 01:23:30,170
- Comfort each other.
- 1737
- 01:23:31,474 --> 01:23:32,539
- Comfort him.
- 1738
- 01:24:49,552 --> 01:24:53,087
- Guys, we're going over
- to Dawn's, okay?
- 1739
- 01:24:53,089 --> 01:24:55,155
- - Right.
- - Take your time.
- 1740
- 01:24:56,158 --> 01:24:58,158
- I love you.
- 1741
- 01:24:58,160 --> 01:24:59,493
- - Love you.
- - Love you.
- 1742
- 01:25:06,469 --> 01:25:09,136
- Could somebody
- close his eyes, please?
- 1743
- 01:25:09,138 --> 01:25:10,370
- Yeah, of course.
- 1744
- 01:25:28,724 --> 01:25:30,190
- Well.
- 1745
- 01:25:35,197 --> 01:25:37,397
- You do it. I-I can't do it.
- 1746
- 01:25:51,213 --> 01:25:54,214
- You know, they took him
- away so quick, you know?
- 1747
- 01:25:54,216 --> 01:25:56,283
- I didn't get a chance
- to say goodbye.
- 1748
- 01:26:06,929 --> 01:26:10,531
- Hey, Dad. Uh...
- 1749
- 01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:15,335
- Hey, if you're
- floating around in here,
- 1750
- 01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:17,905
- you know, and looking down
- or something,
- 1751
- 01:26:17,907 --> 01:26:21,742
- everything's gonna be okay.
- We're gonna take care of Dawn...
- 1752
- 01:26:21,744 --> 01:26:23,310
- and the dogs.
- 1753
- 01:26:23,946 --> 01:26:25,512
- They're gonna be fine.
- 1754
- 01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:28,782
- Oh, and, um, got
- a little surprise for you.
- 1755
- 01:26:28,784 --> 01:26:31,752
- Drumroll.
- You're a grandfather again.
- 1756
- 01:26:33,522 --> 01:26:36,957
- Yeah, it turns out I have a kid.
- 1757
- 01:26:36,959 --> 01:26:39,326
- - What? Shut up!
- - Yeah. I have a kid, it's...
- 1758
- 01:26:39,328 --> 01:26:41,395
- It's a long story. It's Sue Deever.
- It's a whole thing.
- 1759
- 01:26:41,397 --> 01:26:46,433
- I'll tell you about it, but...
- I'm a dad.
- 1760
- 01:26:47,403 --> 01:26:49,303
- Can you believe it? It's unreal.
- 1761
- 01:26:49,972 --> 01:26:52,606
- But, um, yeah, he's seven.
- 1762
- 01:26:53,642 --> 01:26:55,809
- His name's Devon.
- 1763
- 01:26:56,812 --> 01:26:58,612
- My God, he is so beautiful.
- 1764
- 01:27:01,217 --> 01:27:02,816
- He's a beautiful boy.
- 1765
- 01:27:08,524 --> 01:27:09,623
- I'm, uh...
- 1766
- 01:27:11,227 --> 01:27:12,659
- I'm gonna make a go of it.
- 1767
- 01:27:13,829 --> 01:27:15,362
- I'm gonna raise him.
- 1768
- 01:27:19,501 --> 01:27:22,636
- I'm gonna make something
- of my life.
- 1769
- 01:27:27,977 --> 01:27:29,643
- Because I want
- to make you proud.
- 1770
- 01:27:32,848 --> 01:27:34,514
- I want to make you proud, Dad.
- 1771
- 01:27:40,589 --> 01:27:41,622
- Bye, Dad.
- 1772
- 01:27:54,336 --> 01:27:56,903
- - How'd I do?
- - Good. Just honest.
- 1773
- 01:27:56,905 --> 01:27:58,472
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah, it was beautiful.
- 1774
- 01:27:58,474 --> 01:28:00,307
- - Your dad would have...
- - I scared everybody.
- 1775
- 01:28:00,309 --> 01:28:04,411
- I did scare them. My Dad would not
- have liked this service at all.
- 1776
- 01:28:04,413 --> 01:28:05,579
- - Edward?
- - Um...
- 1777
- 01:28:05,581 --> 01:28:07,314
- - Oh, hello, Father.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1778
- 01:28:07,316 --> 01:28:10,417
- Listen. I apologize about
- the whole coffin thing.
- 1779
- 01:28:10,419 --> 01:28:12,786
- - That was, uh...
- - It's okay. I understand.
- 1780
- 01:28:12,788 --> 01:28:14,021
- Yeah.
- 1781
- 01:28:14,023 --> 01:28:16,556
- Then again, you have
- a hell of a left hook.
- 1782
- 01:28:16,558 --> 01:28:18,525
- At the hospital, you just...
- 1783
- 01:28:18,527 --> 01:28:22,029
- I apologize for that.
- I have a temper. We're not saints.
- 1784
- 01:28:22,031 --> 01:28:25,032
- I was a drunk prick.
- I-I apologize.
- 1785
- 01:28:25,034 --> 01:28:27,601
- But, if it will make you
- feel any better, uh,
- 1786
- 01:28:27,603 --> 01:28:29,736
- three Hail Mary's and a
- benediction, and you're gonna...
- 1787
- 01:28:29,738 --> 01:28:31,638
- I'm kidding. I kid.
- 1788
- 01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:34,574
- I don't have a very good sense of humor.
- But God does.
- 1789
- 01:28:35,644 --> 01:28:36,943
- Thank you for everything,
- Father.
- 1790
- 01:28:36,945 --> 01:28:38,545
- I'm gonna miss your father.
- 1791
- 01:28:38,547 --> 01:28:40,547
- Yeah. Listen,
- no offense to the parish,
- 1792
- 01:28:40,549 --> 01:28:43,617
- but the potato salad and
- lemonade ain't cutting it,
- 1793
- 01:28:43,619 --> 01:28:46,019
- so I booked Bentleys downtown.
- 1794
- 01:28:46,021 --> 01:28:48,755
- Great. I could use a drink or two.
- I'll see you there.
- 1795
- 01:28:48,757 --> 01:28:50,457
- Derek. Devon.
- 1796
- 01:28:50,459 --> 01:28:52,826
- - Not so close to the street!
- - Oh, shit! Crazy.
- 1797
- 01:28:52,828 --> 01:28:55,028
- - Hey.
- - She's a crazy person.
- 1798
- 01:28:55,030 --> 01:28:56,430
- - Oh.
- - Oh.
- 1799
- 01:28:56,432 --> 01:28:58,432
- Is, uh, that my new nephew
- out there?
- 1800
- 01:28:58,434 --> 01:29:00,000
- - What do you mean "nephew"?
- - Hey, listen.
- 1801
- 01:29:00,002 --> 01:29:02,803
- He should meet his father
- before he meets his uncles.
- 1802
- 01:29:02,805 --> 01:29:04,638
- - All right? Just...
- - Whose father?
- 1803
- 01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:06,406
- - Are you somebody's father?
- - Could you please?
- 1804
- 01:29:06,408 --> 01:29:07,507
- - Are you kidding?
- - Honey, did you...
- 1805
- 01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:08,809
- - No!
- - Did you tell him?
- 1806
- 01:29:08,811 --> 01:29:10,610
- I thought we were gonna
- do one thing at a time.
- 1807
- 01:29:10,612 --> 01:29:11,712
- I didn't say anything at all.
- 1808
- 01:29:11,714 --> 01:29:14,414
- - Easy, screamie.
- - Hi, sweetheart.
- 1809
- 01:29:14,416 --> 01:29:16,483
- - I love you, little brother.
- - I know. I know.
- 1810
- 01:29:18,387 --> 01:29:20,087
- - Timothy. Oh.
- - That's done.
- 1811
- 01:29:20,089 --> 01:29:21,488
- - It's done.
- - Life moves on.
- 1812
- 01:29:22,124 --> 01:29:23,957
- Who's next?
- 1813
- 01:29:23,959 --> 01:29:25,459
- - Honey.
- - Who's next, indeed.
- 1814
- 01:29:25,461 --> 01:29:26,760
- - Next?
- - Hey, buddy.
- 1815
- 01:29:28,897 --> 01:29:31,765
- Sweetie? Diane? Please?
- 1816
- 01:29:31,767 --> 01:29:32,767
- - Hi.
- - This is Bernie.
- 1817
- 01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:35,869
- - Hi, Bernie. How are you?
- - Hi.
- 1818
- 01:29:35,871 --> 01:29:38,038
- - Everybody loved Bob.
- - Oh.
- 1819
- 01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:39,439
- I cried through the whole thing.
- 1820
- 01:29:39,441 --> 01:29:40,607
- Oh, you're from
- the neighborhood?
- 1821
- 01:29:40,609 --> 01:29:41,842
- Thank you.
- 1822
- 01:29:41,844 --> 01:29:44,578
- - He's a hugger.
- - You're a hugger.
- 1823
- 01:29:44,580 --> 01:29:46,580
- I'm sorry.
- 1824
- 01:29:46,582 --> 01:29:48,582
- - He's a hugger.
- - I'm sorry.
- 1825
- 01:29:48,584 --> 01:29:50,417
- - Okay.
- - It's all right.
- 1826
- 01:29:50,419 --> 01:29:53,520
- We're gonna meet you downtown.
- Um, Bernie's gonna drive me.
- 1827
- 01:29:53,522 --> 01:29:54,788
- - Oh, he is? Okay.
- - Yes. We'll see you there.
- 1828
- 01:29:54,790 --> 01:29:56,123
- All right, we'll see you
- at Bentleys.
- 1829
- 01:29:56,125 --> 01:29:57,791
- - See you there.
- - Bye. See you, guys.
- 1830
- 01:29:57,793 --> 01:30:00,194
- - Bye.
- - Bye.
- 1831
- 01:30:00,195 --> 01:30:02,596
- Um, I'm gonna get the little
- monsters out of here, okay?
- 1832
- 01:30:02,598 --> 01:30:03,864
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 1833
- 01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:06,433
- Bye.
- 1834
- 01:30:07,536 --> 01:30:09,770
- Well, well, well.
- 1835
- 01:30:09,772 --> 01:30:11,872
- - What was that all about?
- - Just, uh, nothing.
- 1836
- 01:30:11,874 --> 01:30:14,007
- Well, then nothing
- is blushing, I see.
- 1837
- 01:30:14,009 --> 01:30:17,010
- - I think I am blushing.
- - You are blushing. I like it.
- 1838
- 01:30:18,013 --> 01:30:19,413
- Oh, my God.
- 1839
- 01:30:20,549 --> 01:30:22,916
- What are you doing?
- This is a funeral home.
- 1840
- 01:30:22,918 --> 01:30:25,585
- - Oh, my God.
- - Okay. That's it. That's it.
- 1841
- 01:30:25,587 --> 01:30:27,921
- Come on. Bring it here.
- Bring it in here.
- 1842
- 01:30:27,923 --> 01:30:31,158
- You guys are having
- way too much fun!
- 1843
- 01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:33,460
- All right. Here.
- You take the ball.
- 1844
- 01:30:33,462 --> 01:30:35,762
- - Sorry, Mr. Eddie.
- - What are you apologizing for?
- 1845
- 01:30:35,764 --> 01:30:37,531
- We've been careful
- about the cemetery
- 1846
- 01:30:37,533 --> 01:30:39,866
- and not to run on anybody
- while they're sleeping.
- 1847
- 01:30:39,868 --> 01:30:40,868
- Like you said.
- 1848
- 01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:44,538
- You're a smart kid. You listen.
- 1849
- 01:30:44,540 --> 01:30:48,909
- Hey, how about you stop
- calling me Mr. Eddie...
- 1850
- 01:30:48,911 --> 01:30:50,677
- Um, that's...
- 1851
- 01:30:52,481 --> 01:30:55,515
- And you call me...
- Peyton Manning
- 1852
- 01:30:55,517 --> 01:30:58,051
- and you line up
- and get ready to go, boys.
- 1853
- 01:30:58,053 --> 01:31:00,086
- That's it! Line up. On Omaha!
- 1854
- 01:31:00,088 --> 01:31:01,488
- - Omaha.
- - Omaha.
- 1855
- 01:31:01,490 --> 01:31:03,723
- Three huts. Hang on.
- Are you ready?
- 1856
- 01:31:03,725 --> 01:31:05,225
- - Yeah.
- - Long bomb.
- 1857
- 01:31:05,227 --> 01:31:07,494
- - Okay.
- - Ready?
- 1858
- 01:31:07,496 --> 01:31:08,695
- Come on with these huts!
- 1859
- 01:31:08,697 --> 01:31:09,963
- Go long!
- 1860
- 01:31:09,965 --> 01:31:11,164
- All the way!
- 1861
- 01:31:11,166 --> 01:31:12,899
- - Go! Go! Go!
- - Run!
- 1862
- 01:31:12,901 --> 01:31:13,934
- Yes! Here we go!
- 1863
- 01:31:16,038 --> 01:31:18,138
- - Oh! Oh!
- - Oh!
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