ShitTheDesktop

<#
    For when you need links to all files in System32 on your desktop.
#>
$ErrorActionPreference:SilentlyContinue
$HomeDrive = $env:HOMEDRIVE
$HomePath = $env:HOMEPATH
$Desktop = $HomeDrive + $HomePath + "\Desktop\"
$Poop = Get-ChildItem -Path C:\Windows\System32 -File | % { $_.FullName }
Foreach ($PooParticle in $Poop) {
    $Poopy = $PooParticle | Split-Path -Leaf
    $PooClone = $Desktop + $Poopy + ".lnk"
    $Shovel= New-Object -ComObject WScript.Shell
    $ShovelShit = $Shovel.CreateShortcut($PooClone)
    $ShovelShit.TargetPath = $PooParticle
    $ShovelShit.Save()
}