Jump 229: Santa

Jump 229: Santa
>Ace of Pentacles: A new foundation from which to turn your dreams into reality.
>Age: 25
>Location: The North Pole
>Identity: Drop-In
>Drawbacks: Job Hazard (+100), The Nightmare Before Christmas (+200), The Grinch (+300)
Oh hey, it's Pumpkin Jack. Long time no see! How's it hanging? ...ohhh no, you bastard, don't you DARE ruin this for me--!
>Holly Jolly Criminal (Free)
Honestly if I didn't know how to get into somewhere that I wanted to go by now, I don't think I'd deserve to be a jumper.
>A Single Night (Free)
I am pretty sure that I spend one month a year telling the elves what to do and how to do it, and the other eleven months is squeezed into a single night. Thank goodness that I can run at super speed if I need to.
>That's What Christmas Is All About (Free, Drop-In)
The true meaning of Christmas? Honestly? Whatever makes you happy. Whether it's found in family and friends, or buying yourself some neat little gizmo... whatever makes you happy. And if nothing about Christmas makes you happy... that's okay. You don't have to celebrate Christmas, either. Just put on some headphones, kick back, and listen to some Zeppelin.
>Naughty Or Nice (1500)
I think I can already do this, but let's make sure. After all, I'm Santa.
>Summon Cocoa (1300)
>Summon Nog (1100)
Never underestimate the utility of having such things available in times of need. Though the first house fire I come across as Santa that ends up being extinguished by eggnog and hot chocolate is going to be a bit hilarious.
>Electronic Gizmos (800)
Hey, if I'm going to play Santa, why limit myself to traditional toys? People love all kinds of stuff! And just because they'll get something like this doesn't mean that we won't be filling stockings with Victorian-era candies and giving children toys and other gifts crafted out of wood.
>Peace on Earth (200)
You know, I put a lot of consideration into how to handle this decision. In the end, though... onthing else was nearly as worthwhile as this. Being able to stop any conflict, no matter how horrible... if only for one day. You know what? It's worth it.
>Santa Suit (Free)
Gotta dress the part. And I don't mean spraypainting my power armor to be red with white trim, even if it does look festive.
>Magic Sack (Free)
It's bigger on the inside, of course.
>The List (Free)
This isn't a Tim Allen movie. We aren't having the list sent via FedEx.
>Mall Santas (0)
If I'm dressed up as Santa, does that mean the mall Santas are dressed up as me dressed up as Santa? ...I think I'll leave the power armor in the warehouse this decade.
>Book of Carols (Free, Drop-In)
Well, at least I've got something to sing while I do my rounds.
>Magic Sleigh (Free)
Can't beat the classics.

Merry Christmas, everybody.