You're a Wizard, Harry (transcribed)

Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry.
Harry: I'm a... WHAT?!
Hagrid: A wizard, Harry.
Harry: I'm a WIZARD?!
Hagrid: Yes Harry, you're a wizard.
Harry: But I'm just Harry.
Hagrid: Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.
Harry: But I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!
Harry: Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: NO! Harry, you are a wizard!
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: Listen Harry, you are a wizard!
Harry: No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: Harry, for God's sake, you are a wizard!
Harry: A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.
Hagrid: Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!
Hagrid: HARRY, you are a wizard!
Harry: Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!
Hagrid: For God's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD!
Harry: I don't give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!
Hagrid: Listen Harry, you're going to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and SHIT and you're going to be FUCKING pleased about it!
Harry: I don't WANT to do your FUCKING spells you BASKET CASE! Stick it up your FUCKING DICK-HOLE!
Hagrid: My FUCKING WHAT?!?!
Harry: HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the FUCKING line!
Hagrid: No I'm not. You - are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a FUCKING owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA TWAT.
Harry: I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL!
Hagrid: I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard.
Harry: I'm a WHAT?!
Hagrid: YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH!
Harry: Hagrid I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!
Hagrid: This is NOT negotiable!  You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER.
Harry: I'LL FUCKING SET YER BEARD ON FIRE!
Hagrid: 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE.
Harry: I'LL FUCKING BURTS YE'.
Hagrid: Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to Hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver you SHITTY meal and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.
Harry: I'll FUCKING GNAW yer ARM off, Hagrid!
Hagrid: Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little BITCH.
Harry: I'll PUMP ye' SILLY.
Hagrid: C'MON THEN YA CUNT.
Harry: SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YA CHUBBY COON.
Hagrid: I'll RUPTURE YOUR FUCKING ARSE WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK.
Harry: I'll RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT.
Hagrid: LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK.